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Quotes
"In Bill Moyers' documentary, Buying the
War, Russert claims that he didn't raise
sufficient doubts about what Cheney and others
were telling him because critics and
skeptics weren't contacting him. He tells
Moyers: "To this day, I wish my phone had
rung, or I had access to them."
-- "Russert and the decay of the American whore media," Link
Poor little Timmeh, sole boss of "the Cathedral
of Washington Journalism," (Doris Kearns
Goodwin) couldn't get any powerful people
in Washington to talk to him?
He didn't cover the second biggest story
of Bush's reign because nobody called him?
Is that what Woodward and Bernstein did
in 1973 - sit and wait for their phone to ring?
Plus, notice how they have to go back to
1991 - the David Duke interview - to show
us how great Timmeh was at interviewing
people?
Why couldn't they show his more recent tough-as-nails
interview with Der Fuhrer or Cheney?
Oh, that's right - he was busy licking
their ass and pushing their bloody quagmire.
How can anybody look up to this joke?
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Fired for
not giving KBR fraudulent $1B
'That KBR money was supposed to go to the troops'
Excerpt:
The Army official who managed the Pentagon's
largest contract in Iraq says he was ousted
from his job when he refused to approve paying
more than $1 billion in questionable charges
to KBR, the BFEE crooks that provide food, housing
and other services to American troops.
Charles M. Smith said he was forced from his job
in 2004 after informing KBR officials that
the Army would impose financial penalties if
they failed to improve their chaotic Iraqi operations.
Army auditors say KBR lacked credible data or
records for more than $1 billion in spending,
so Mr. Smith refused to sign off on the payments
to the company.
The crooked bastards write these contracts with "no performance" clauses.
It's like the kid who mows your lawn - would you be happy if you had
to
pay him every week even when he never showed up to mow the lawn?
This is why Bush went to war and why they "mishandled" the war.
If they didn't have chaos 24/7, they'd have to be accountable.
This way, they can steal billions and they
never have to explain where the money went.
Also, note that this is a 2004
story that we're just now hearing about.
How many billions have they stolen since?
"Impeachment
is off the table
and don't you ask again!"
Is Pelosi getting a "KBR bonus" for looking the other way?
...and what's the worst part?
Maybe we should impeach Pelosi.
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Quotes
"America lost a really fine man yesterday.
We're going to miss him."
-- Mein Fuhrer, reeling from losing his man at NBC
"His passing is a great tradegy..."
-- the heartless Dick, now seeking another leak-partner
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Subject: It's not McCain's age - it's his judgment
John McCain's
campaign is accusing Democrats of ageism because
they say McCain is "confused", "oblivious", and
"out of touch".
But this isn't a criticism of McCain's age because
Bush is far younger than
McCain and Bush is also confused, oblivious,
and out of touch.
The problem with McCain isn't his age, it's his
poor judgment.
It's not that McCain is to old, it's that McCain.
like Bush, is just
plain wrong and he hasn't learned anything from
Bush's mistakes.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA
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Used with permission
We Let Drudge Pick our Nominee? Why?
Excerpt:
Following Drudge, multiple news orgs decided
it was big news that Hillary had used
an allegedly phony southern drawl during a speech.
Following Drudge, multiple news orgs treated
seriously a completely ridiculous story
alleging that unnamed Hillary staffers had "circulated"
a picture of Obama in a turban.
Following Drudge, news orgs actually decided
that it was news that Hillary's non-use
of her middle name showed she was having an "identity
crisis."
When they did it to Gore, we were outraged.
When they did it to Kerry, we were outraged.
When they did it to Clinton, some of us were outraged.
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CNN ran this picture of Bush about to tongue a Saudi prince.
What caught my eye is that yellow stuff that looks like corn!
Woo Hoo!
Fresh corn season is almost here!!
Subject: Russert who?
Wait a minute. Isn't that the same Russert who
was installed by "Neutron" Jack Welsh because,
as President of General Electric who took over
the network, Jack could dispense with the liberals
who he hated and install his mouthpiece?
Meet the Press used to consist of editors of genuine
newspapers: the NYTimes, the Washington Post,
discussing the events of the week in a learned
style. Russert did away with all of that.
Isn't that the same Russert who ambushed Hillary
when she was running for Senator, running a clip
at the debate about the vast right-wing conspiracy
then asking her the loaded questions, how do you
feel about deceiving the American people?
Russert led the race to the bottom in the rush
to throw out journalistic integrity and impartiality.
Respect the dead?
Sure. But this Russert they're eulogizing bears
no resemblance to the man or the career.
Scott D
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When McCain
Drops Out...
Half the GOP dislikes McClone
Excerpt:
When the Republicans choose their candidate on
September 4th, they could throw
the election into an unexpected chaos as they
pull a genuine September Surprise.
McCain will not be the Republican candidate in November.
The reasons are simple. He can't win. The polls
show that McCain's pro-war
stance and Bush
endorsement make him a lost cause in November.
That combined with soft stand on litmus test
conservative issues make him an unpopular candidate
among the base. Some Democrats think
the Republicans are planning to let McCain lose
and 'sit this one out' so that they can hang the
Democrats with a bad economy and a war that is
a morass. But that just isn't how they play.
They play to win every hand -- think about 2000
with a popular Democratic president and good
economy and a solid VP running for president.
Why did they put up Bush? And why did they
fight so hard? Because, you don't ever throw
a game. And they're not going to throw this one.
McCain won't be the nominee.
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Could they be any more worthless?
Subject: Russert
Good for you Bart:
Its one thing to not speak ill of the dead;
its quite another thing to re-write them into
sainthood, once they pass.
All over the airwaves, tonight, the talking heads
are calling this a tragedy.
No...a tragedy is what we have in Iraq --
a tragedy that Tim helped create,
by carrying water for the Bush administration.
A tragedy is to stand on your honor, like Joe
Wilson did, only to be smeared in the
public circle and have your wife's career ruined
-- a tragedy that Tim facilitated.
Tim died of a heart attack. Last I checked
natural causes were not tragic,
as they go with the territory called life.
Sad? Of course; especially for his family
and friends.
Tragic? Let's get a little perspective,
folks.
Todd
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Quotes
"Chris Matthews was to Hillary in some sense
what Ken Starr was to her husband."
-- John Heilemann Link
Well, then, what was Keith Olbermann - Lucy the Bat?
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Subject: Tiger's cursing
s'cuse me TIGER Won, i know u dont like it but oh well....
I don't giveafuk who wins a some damn golf tournament
any more than I care who wins an archery tournament.
I watched the entire tournament and i never heard what you claim he said.
Then you missed it because it happened Friday at 4:45 Central time.
Were you reading minds??? Just stick to the facts and dont make things up.
I can't read minds, but reading lips is pretty easy
since there are only about ten curse words.
Are you saying Tiger doesn't use the language that
most Americans use when he flubs a shot?
Don't
you know anything about the man?
The networks have asked him for YEARS to stop cursing on live TV.
Its obvious you know absolutely nothing about
golf, cowboy football
and especially music and no i wont bite you or
blow you
Your friend Mazzy
Laters
p.s. Your boy Oglevy finished +5
Dude, you're a Cowboys fan? You poor
bastard!
No wonder you're in a bad mood :)
If you want to win again, I suggest you buy Jessica
Simpson a Krispy Kreme franchise
"I can
help! My father had the
first
Krispy Kreme in Sadr City!
BTW, if Oglevy is a golfer (?) and he finished
5 over,
my math says he's 98.29% of the golfer that Eldrick
is.
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Subject: Tim Russert
Everyone was not as diplomatic as Ol' Bart.
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When Torture
becomes fun
They've forgotten what it's like to be human
Excerpt:
Investigation finds widespread abuse at US detention
centre in Afghanistan
American soldiers herded the detainees into holding
pens of razor-sharp wire,
the kind that's used to corral livestock.
The guards kicked, kneed and punched many of the
men until they collapsed in pain.
US troops shackled and dragged other detainees
to small isolation rooms, then hung
them by their wrists from chains dangling from
the wire mesh ceiling.
I can see Bush forcing Lady Liberty's head into a toilet and flushing it.
We told people we were about to elect a giggling murderer back
in 2000,
but nobody wanted to hear the truth - now look where we are.
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Subject: Russert - new word
In the course of all the Russert-wailing, I came
up with a new word.
"Eulorgy:" n. fr. Eng. Eulogy + orgy- the massive,
endless, sickening group display of phony piety
and grief expressed over the death of a well
known individual, frequently going on for days or weeks
and generally about as genuine as a hooker's
kiss.
See, e.g. death of Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, Tim Russert.
Changing the terms of the discussion, one word
at a time!
Bob Kinkaid, Head
On Radio
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Subject: More victims of the Bush-McCain war in Iraq
When I hear such news as, "four US soldiers were
killed in Iraq today"
This image of one soldiers parents comes to mind.
A couple of years ago, a pilot was killed when
her helicopter was shot down near Fallujah.
She had been an awesome local tennis player and
a top student. I'm sure she believed that
her job was important and that she was protecting
her friends and family from Saddam's
nuclear, chemical and biological weapons.
Now we know better - Bush lied our nation into
a war that is bankrupting us all.
This shows her parents at her funeral.
George W. McCain
needs to explain to every parent, child, sibling, neighbor
and friend of every one of our troops who are
serving in Iraq and Afghanistan
exactly why he doesn't care if this war goes
on for another hundred years.
Faun
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Quotes
"There's a reason for the resentment. The level
of dismissive and condescending comments,
in particular about the women who support
me, has been shocking. But what has really been
more disappointing to me is how few voices
that have a platform have spoken out against it.
And that's really why you seen this enormous
grassroots outrage. There is no outlet."
--
Hillary, Link
Hillary, there were websites that supported you and paid quite a heavy
price for doing it,
but you ignored them and showered KOS (Who hates you) with tens
of thousands of dollars - why?
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Subject: Russert
I am so disgusted with MSNBC that I can no more
tune in to that channel than I can to Fox News,
regardless of what progamming is shown.
I can barely watch CNN and that is only when Cafferty
and/or Blitzer is not on. I am reduced
to reading Reuters on the internet.
Where can a person get unbiased news today (bartcop
excepted, of course)?
Susan
I was watching Cafferty the other day when I noticed something:
Cafferty doesn't have the balls to be on camera with Carville.
Whenever carviolle comes on, it's always when Cafferty the coward is
"on break"
and I think I know why: If Cafferty started shooting off his
women-hating mouth
Carville just might say, "Would you care to
say that to my face?" and then what?
Cafferty would have to back down like a punk and we can't allow that to happen.
Cafferty is a lot like Maureen Dowd (not a compliment.)
He never has any opinions of his own, he just hates everybody.
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Minor complaint:
Obama couldn't make it to Memphis for MLK's 40th
but he found the free time to make it to Saint Timmy's funeral?
Quotes
"Bush is, and always has been, a not very inteligent
front man for the Neo Cons, Big Oil,
and the industrial / military complex, who
are the only ones to benefit from never ending wars.
Wars are what the US is all about, they are
even privatising them now. Death, destruction, misery,
no sweat, and the only losers are the people
under the bombs and the US taxpayers who provide
the money for it all, while their living standards
go down by the day."
-- Simple simon (?) Link
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Only 2 days til Bixby sweet corn
Gore endorses
Obama
...now that there's no risk involved
Excerpt:
Al Gore threw his support behind Barack Obama
today and vowed
"to do whatever I can to make sure he is elected".
That would probably involve staying away and keeping quiet.
Gore appeared with Obama at a rally in Detroit.
"Over the next four years, we are going to face
many difficult challenges - including
bringing our troops home from Iraq, fixing our
economy and solving the climate crisis," said Gore.
"Barack Obama is clearly the candidate best able
to solve these problems and bring change to America."
Gee Al, why not endorse electricity while you're
at it?
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Subject: goodbye
Bart, I read your issue today with great tears
as I have to say it was great reading
your blog and giving you a donation that I really
didn't have during the "Civil War",
but I'm turning you off as well as my cable.
You just don't get it do you?
They way Obama was handed the nomination is just
like how Bush was handed
the presidency by the Supreme Court. I
will never support Obama.
I will vote for Democratic offices but I'm writing
in Hillary...
That means you're voting for McCain.
Can you please find your balls and stop this "uniting"
b.s. because it is not working.
Everyone of my Clinton supporter friends say
they are staying home or voting McCain.
Why did you give up so easily Bart?
I didn't know your middle name was Kerry.
Chris in Baltimore
Chris, maybe you just need some good-old tough
talk - Don't be a fucking idiot.
You can pout like a child for the next 4 years
or
you can help us stop the Fascist dogs.
By the way, you're pretty easy to see thru.
You're in Hell right now and you want me to join
you
so you say something extra-stupid, like calling
me a quitter.
That won't work.
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Subject: Tweety the insane
Tweety just said "I KNOW he's in Heaven!!"
Len F
More "facts" from the NBC News team
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Subject: Russert and his Dad
Everytime I ever heard Tim Russert mention his
father, he always dissed him
for "not being there for for him," "missing his
baseball games," etc.
It was always "I love my dad BUT..."
The best kind of love is unqualified love.
Tim always implied "I'm a better dad to my kid
than my dad was to me!!!"
Lost Name - sorry
They keep tripping themselves up in their lies.
I've heard a dozen times, "Tim
had that great work ethic - he was always
the first guy to arrive at the newsroom and
he was always the last guy
to leave - he loves the news and he practically
lived there."
So when did he see his kid play baseball?
If they could just tell the truth instead of spinning
things...
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Crimmins
on Russert
Is your seat belt secure?
Excerpt:
Many of these people referred to Russert as a
"journalists' journalist" and as "the most important person
in the Washington media," and it's likely they
believed what they were saying. If Russert deserved the title
of Washington Journalist of the Era, it sure
was a nasty thing to point out about someone whose corpse
had yet to cool. Because during Russert's reign
as NBC News Washington Bureau Chief and Meet the
Press host, about the only thing politicians
were held accountable for was one blow job. Other than that,
the treasury has been privatized, our country
has been marched into two violent quagmires, the rich have
gotten richer and the poor have gotten stomped,
and the Bill of Rights has been shredded and tossed as
confetti at a tickertape parade celebrating jingoism.
My choice to host Meet the Press? Helen Thomas.
Now there's a reporter who knows what
to ask
and how to follow up until she gets an answer.
NBC can't put an honest reporter in charge of Meet the
Whore.
I'm thinking Tweety might get the job.
"I'll ask the GOP hardball
questions,
...just like Tim Russert did
every week!"
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Subject: leave the Russert graphics up
Bart, don't take down the graphics of Russert.
I say leave em up - an asshole is an asshole.
Russert was a hack and a shill .and he didn't
die from journalistic integrity.
Yes, its sad, he died, he was young, his family
, etc .
but a man's record is that, his permanent record.
Keep on rockin bartdude
Casper in Venice, CA
Casper, my fault, I was unclear. I'm not going
to take anything down,
but I don't plan to use them again unless Russert
says something else.
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Subject: Russert
I useta think he was pretty much straight arrow and truly fair and balanced in a non-faux sort of way.
Then he moderated the first Clinton-Little Ricky
debate, and as I recall his first question was
to Hillary along the lines of, "Before we get
started, do you want to apologize to the American
people for misleading them in the run-up to the
impeachment of the President?"
What the fuck kind of moderator would ask such
a loaded thing to lead off a debate?
A crooked one.
The second nail in the coffin, if you will, was
during the 2000 election night coverage.
Remember Tim was there with his white board showing
all of us flyover assholes how the
electoral college works. He was scribbling
and erasing and tabulating and then he got a look
of absolute panic and devastation on his face.
Fla had been called for Gore.
"I just don't see how Bush can win with this result.
Even if he gets all the rest of the up for
grabs states, he'll still be short." He
worked that board until the white was rubbed off trying
to conjure enough EC votes to get Bush elected,
all the time looking like he was going to cry.
It was astonishing, to me, that NBC would let
such a partisan in the room
while they were reporting facts, facts mind you,
about the tallies.
How naive I was back then.
Peter BY
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Sex and Russert
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How much do they hate Obama?
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Very funny, not safe for work:
Sick of
the Russert Overload
Our whore media thinks it's sooo important
Excerpt:
If folks in the news business wonder why the
public hates us,
they should look to the orgy of coverage over
Russert's untimely death.
Tthe hours and hours of cable tributes show the
news media at their worst.
The Russert weekend confirm my suspicion that
in 2008, cable TV stations
can only do one story at a time - and then they
overdo it, and beat it silly.
The cozy schmoozing made politicos-journalists bond appear downright incestuous.
Where's the news? It's not as if anyone is going
to say anything critical about Russert.
The guy just died. There's a mournful brass horn
playing with his photo between segments.
You get on TV by fawning about how much Russert
loved his son, and no politician or
regular guest is going to depart from the
script.
It's a bit like watching "Larry King Live" after
an octogenarian Hollywood star dies,
and fellow hoofers rush to reminisce about their
tales with the deceased. Even in death,
everyone wants in on the act.
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Subject: Russert
Augustinio wrote:
> Tim Russert is responsible for far more harm
done to this country and government than good.
> He was the Ultimate Media Whore."
So what was it about his death that made Tom Brokaw
break into tears?
That was okay for him, but it was wrong for Hillary
to be human when she shed a few tears?!
Marian in MO
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Law School to hold Bush War Crimes Trial
Excerpt:
We must try to hold Bush administration leaders
accountable in courts of justice, and we must
insist on appropriate punishments, including,
if guilt is found, the hangings visited upon top
German and Japanese war-criminals in the 1940s."
Velvel noted in the years since the prosecution
and punishment of German and Japanese leaders
after World War Two those nation's leaders changed
their countries' aggressor cultures.
One cannot discount contributory cause and effect
here, he said.
"For Bush, Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and
John Yoo to spend years in jail or go to
the gallows for their crimes would be a powerful
lesson to future American leaders," Velvel said.
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Marty's
Entertainment Page
always
has good stuff.
Click on the E!
Subject: Russert
Bart, I knew there'd be one safe place
from the Russert hagiographic horseshit.
And the folks who want you to posthumously feel
sorry for that bastard, to hell with them.
Russert was one of the gate keepers, as I heard
Rachel Maddow and David Bender
speaking of him, in sainted tones I might add,
last week. Horseshit!
It figures that Maddow would hate Hillary and
love Russert.
Democrats are suicidal by nature.
The guy was the worst of the worst, he started
out as an apparatchik and ended as an apparatchik.
I didn't want to see him die especially, and
I can sympathize with his family, but for Christ's sake,
most of us have lost family members, fathers,
sons, husbands, wives, pick a favorite family member.
He was bought and paid for, he was a mouthpiece
for the administration, and to rank him
as one of the Most High Kings of Journalism is
to show evidence of one's own brainwashing.
Eric X
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Quotes
"Aren't you concerned that if you cut a deal
with Republicans,
President Clinton will saw your limb
off?"
--
Russert, to Bob Kerrey, who replied,"Somebody's
already sawed one of them off!"
Link
Typical Russert, implying the Clintons kill or maim anyone who gets in their way.
Was there a difference between Russert and Randi "Hillary
will kill me" Rhodes?
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BTW, note to my good friend Garland Nixon who attacked me last issue?
I would've responded on your blog but I can't keep
all my 400 passwords corralled, so it wouldn't let me.
Isn't that what the Internet needs next?
One goddamn password?
Christ, I've been forced at gunpoint into the Google Work Kamp,
but they have a different password for every door you try to open!
I've been using the same login and password for like 60 years,
and I get pissed when some handjob program says, "Not a valid password!"
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Retard NBC
I watched Leno because Rickles was on.
Rickles is good even when he's bad.
Then came Charles Barkley, who rocks because he
has more freedom than I do
to say what he thinks is the truth and if you
disagree, stand up - at your own risk..
(He's been in 500 more fights than me.)
Then came Jewel, who I like, but she's no Shirley.
She sang a song, I enjoyed it, and everything
was cool.
But then Leno says, "Jewel's gonna do another
song for you
right now on my website, http://www.nbc.com/Leno."
So I go there, hoping her second song is "Intuition" which I fancy
and I click on
her picture and up comes ...David Cook, who I respect, but when you're
anticipating
Jewel and you get bearded Tulsa guitar boy, it's just not the same.
Bottom line:
The Tonight Show is even bigger than bartcop.com
Why can't they do a better job?
Why can't the picture of Jewel link to a Jewel song,
like they promised?
Can we get some competence in the booth?
Sidebar:
I forget the mini-series, but I'll never forget Belushi mocking it.
Years ago, NBC did a three night mini-series and they ran Pt1 the first
night,
then they ran Pt3 the second night, and then Pt2 played the
last night.
On a SNL skit, somebody called Belushi stupid, and he said, "That
may be so,
but I'm not stupid enough to put on Pt3 of
"XXX" before I put on Pt2."
Who remember that mini-series? I
do, Bart
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Memo to
Russert: Cheney thinks he controls you
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Worldwide Bartcop
They read it in Fuzhou, Fujian, China
They read it in Kielce, Swietokrzyskie, Poland
They read it in Hatvan, Heves, Hungary
They read it in Somma Vesuviana, Campania, Italy
They read it in Nehalim, HaMerkaz, Israel
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worldwide,
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Why just sell to America when you can sell to the world?
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Quotes
"Tim Russert was the closest thing to an objective
journalist at any of the networks."
-- Mein vulgar Pigboy
If Rush thought he was objective, what more proof would anyone
need?
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Targeting
Steny Hoyer
for his contempt for the rule of law
Excerpt:
This is about whether the Democrats who control
the Congress are even minimally accountable
in how they exercise that control, whether they'll
be permitted to trample upon the most basic
principles in order cravenly to preserve their
own power. Right now, (Democrats) perceive that
the only political cost comes from opposing the
Far Right on matters of constitutional protections
and civil liberties. Thus, they're willing --
eager -- to trample on those protections and liberties in
order to protect their own power. That dynamic
needs to be reversed. They need to know that
there is a bigger price to pay when they betray
the promises they repeatedly make, the principles
they continuously espouse, and the duties that
they have to preserve basic precepts of equality
under the law and core constitutional protections.
I wish we'd gotten Hoyer and Pelosi and Reid at Wal-Mart
because they'd be easy to exchange for something that worked.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B
$11.66
billion in profit in 90 days
Gouging
us to the tune of
$129 million
profit per day
Gouging us to the tune of
$1,300
profit per second
because Bush started a fake war
...and what did it cost America,
besides $3 trillion of debt for your kids?
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
We lost another 6 soldiers since last issue.
We now have 4,100
dead soldiers.
Hey guys, we'd like to bring you home,
but Bush is working on his legacy.
Remember...
Exxon
makes $108M - $128M
every day
That's why
Bush
raped
Iraq and killed
Saddam!
How do we
know for sure?
Iraq's
oil wells have NO METERS!
$200M-400M a day goes missing!
Where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Subject: Elections and Investing
If McCain
becomes president what should the smart investor buy?
I think there's an opportunity in red ink futures.
From printing war pictures with lots of blood
to printing the federal budget
the demand for red ink continues to rise. Another
investment opportunity is
to buy stock in companies that make gas pumps
for gas stations.
Once the price of gas goes above $10/gallon all
the pumps that just go
up to $9.99 will need to be replaced. When Republicans
are in charge
there's always a buck to be made in any misery
related market.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Subject: hate Hillary stickers
Bart, have you seen these for sale?
Ken K
If I was in the 'hate Hillary because she's
a woman' business,
I'd have no money problems at all.
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Subject: Donation
Bart, you've got the best page on the "internets"
(and the only one that I've found worth donating to).
I've been enjoying your page since someone in
a Usenet group posted your Dr. Laura link years ago.
Not to swell your head or anything, but nobody
out there is as honest, witty, or makes me laugh more :)
Thanks so much for being there!
Sandra
bartcop.com
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK 74155
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