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"You know, God bless him, bless his heart,
president of the United States,
a total failure, losing all credibility
with the American people on the economy,
on the war, on energy, you name the
subject,"
-- Nancy Pelosi, talking straight for some damn reason, Link
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TV anchors
follow Obama
Nobody follows Senator Stool Softener
Link
Excerpt:
Obama's stock as a superstar candidate rose even
further yesterday amid reports that
the three whorw network anchors plan to follow
him on his first overseas trip as a candidate.
The Obama camp has been besieged with requests
from whore reporters to get aboard his
plane for his Middle East and Europe trip and
all three anchors were planning to ride along.
The spotlight on Obama led to grousing from cranky,
old McCain, whose own visit
to
Europe and the Middle East in March drew nothing
but yawns.
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Subject: Dept of Def blocking
your site
Bart - can't speak for all DoD, but US Army Forces
Command - Largest Command in the Army,
with Command and Control of ALL US Army Soldiers,
headquarters in Atlanta, GA blocks
your site.
BUTT they do allow Neo-Nazi Kneel Bortz and PigBoy
through - imagine that.
Hell they have Faux News on the dayroom TVs.
Keep Swinging...
Bass
Bass, ChiefScreamnEgle says you are a liar.
ChiefScreamnEgle says I flatter myself when you write that.
Maybe ChiefScreamnEgle is documented right 98.7% of the time :)
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Don't let foreigners "jerk us around ...by
the gas nozzle"
Poor Larry, he's just not happy
unless he's doing you-know-what to a man.
Quotes
"Fifty-One percent of respondents said Mr.
"New Politics" Obama says
"what he thinks people want to hear. Further,
Fifty-Seven percent said Obama
"has changed his position on important issues
in order to get elected" -- something
that 41% credited with lowering their
opinion of Obama."
--
Jeff Emanuel on the newest NYWhore Times poll,
Link
In your lifetime, have you ever seen a politician change so much
so fast?
Forty-One percent of the people have a lower opinion of him,
so why would Obama take such drastic steps to hurt himself?
And why is it considered "an attack" when I point that out?
*I* didn't do the changing - I'm just reporting what happened..
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The Great
American
Belgi Beer
Poll: Obama
at 31% with white voters?
That's gotta be a mistake
Link
Excerpt:
Americans are sharply divided by race ahead of
this next election,
a New York Whore Times/CBS Whore News poll
showed
on Tuesday.
In the survey, 83 percent of blacks had a favorable
opinion of Obama,
compared with 31 percent of white voters.
They must've asked those questions "funny."
Or maybe it was one of those Kos polls where they make stuff up because
McCain
represents "A Third Term for Bush"
and I can't believe even stupid whites want that.
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Subject: Why the Dems caved
on FISA
Bart, I just listened to BCR
143 and I liked the show.
You addressed the question of why the Dems caved
on FISA.
The following article by Glenn Greenwald provides
some decent insight into
why the Dems caved on FISA and other issues pertaining
to the illegal activities
of the BFEE. Basically, it is because key
Dems, including Pelosi, were aware
of torture and illegal spying and approved of
it from the beginning.
I say these "Dems" need to go down with the USS
Bush too.
Excerpt:
If you were Jay Rockefeller or Nancy Pelosi,
would you want there to be investigations
and prosecutions for torture programs that, to
one degree or another, you knew about?
If you were Jane Harman, wouldn't you be extremely
eager to put a stop to judicial
proceedings that were likely to result in a finding
that surveillance programs that you
knew about, approved of, and helped to conceal
were illegal and unconstitutional?
Here's
a link to the article in Salon.
Regards,
Greg in WI
I have two thoughts:
Why did Obama sign on to the
cover-up? He wasn't even there at the time.
Why can't the Dems say, "Bush
lied to us to get this authority and we're ashamed
that we fell for it but
now we want to do the right thing and get Constitutional again"?
Killing the Fourth Amendment is a very big deal.
Which Amendment will they decide to kill next - Freedom of Speech?
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Quotes
"John McCain is out of touch when it comes
to women's health care. Birth control is
basic health care for women. But, John McCain
ducked a straightforward question about
whether he thinks insurance companies should
cover birth control, like they do Viagra."
-- Cecile Richards,
president of the Planned Parenthood, Link
Have you seen that video on the plane where some woman asked that
question?
McCain
looked like he was having a heart attack.
He stared into space, wishing some wisdom would pop into his muddled
head,
his eyes got dark and deep in their sockets, then they rolled
into the back of his head
and I think it was because the question had the word "Viagra"
in it.
But why should men get discount Viagra if women have to pay full
price for birth control?
His best answer would've been, "Insurance
should cover birth control,"
but maybe he was worried about those wacky, birth-control-is-bad
Catholics.
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Subject: your 'Why I Hate
Baseball' piece
Bart, you may catch a lot of flak for those comments,
but I found them to be spot on.
I've got two boys myself, and because I can't
easily watch two at the same time, I am
conservative when taking them out to events.
I won't say any parent was irresponsible in this
case, but I would encourage any parent
to be careful, never apologize for doing so,
and never regret to play it safe with their kids.
I thought your news item was a good 'reality check'
for all parents, and I'm not too proud
to say: we need all the help we can get.
-- dave
Maybe I wrote that funny, but people misunderstood.
*I* don't hate baseball, I was speaking from
the kid's point of view.
He went to one lousy game and almost died, so
he's probably not baseball's biggest fan.
You can't expect a 7 year old to pay attention
- at the risk of his life - at a baseball game.
The adults should've acted like the Secret Service
and taken that baseball for the kid.
If you're sitting close to the batters, you
have to pay attention.
If you don't, it's like letting your kid play
in the street.
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A Cover-Up
At The Highest Levels
If the order was given to silence Tillman, who gave it?
Link
Excerpt:
"The administration clearly was using this
case for its own political reasons.
This cover-up started within minutes of Pat's
death, and it started at high levels.
This is not something that (lower-ranking)
people in the field do."
--Pat Tillman Sr.
Tillman was a handsome, muscle-bound NFL star
who became an Army Ranger battling
Al Qaeda in Afghanistan. When word of Tillman's
killing hit stateside, the right-wing sought
to make him theirs. Ann Coulter described Tillman
as "an American original -- virtuous,
pure and masculine like only an American male
can be."
Now, almost a year and a half later, the evidence
shows:
Tillman
joined the Army specifically to fight Al Qaeda in Afghanistan, but was
sent to
Iraq against his wishes.
He called the invasion, "so fucking illegal."
Tillman
was an independent-minded, outspoken Bush critic who planned to vote for
John Kerry.
On April
23, 2004, a day after he was killed, his body armor was burned by a soldier.
Two days later, Tillman's uniform
was illegally burned.
On November
14, an officer who interrogated Rangers involved in Tillman's killing stated
he thought some could have been
charged with "criminal intent" and other with "gross negligence."
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Subject: reluctant Hillary
supporters
Bart, you occasionally ponder why it is
that certain impassioned Hillary
supporters have trouble switching to Obama,
in these post-primary months.
I can answer that - Randi Rhodes.
Mary
Has she been slamming Hillary again?
Some Hillary haters got in the habit of
slamming her and just can't stop,
even if it continues to tear the party
apart at a time when we need unity.
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They Must
Be Joking
by Joe Conason
Link
Excerpt:
An expression of outrage is the highest compliment
that politicians can bestow upon a satirist.
So when spokesmen for Obama and McCain echo each
other and many another stuffed shirt
in complaining about the current cover of The
New Yorker, the magazine's editors and cartoonist
Barry Blitt should accept such remarks in precisely
that spirit.
From Mark Twain to Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor,
there have always been people who didn't get it
Yeah, like 80% of the voters who are stupid, stupid, stupid.
I'm closer to stupid than Joe is, so I see it where he can't.
Joe is a very educated writer living in New York.
In this case, I think that blinds him to the realities of this "ironic"
cartoon.
If Joe was half-stupid or extra-stupid, he could see this clearer.
Other critics have sniped that the cartoon of
the Obamas "wasn't funny." This is a matter of opinion,
of course, but satire isn't necessarily intended
to elicit guffaws like a Jay Leno monologue or a Jack
Black pratfall. Sometimes satirical drawings
provoke laughter, and sometimes they simply provoke.
Measured as provocation and as the focus of debate,
the New Yorker cover is actually a huge success.
Measured as a "truth about Obama" lie, it may also prove to be a big
success.
I'm puzzled why more people don't agree with me on this.
The subject is not "Was the cartoon a satire?"
The subject is, "How will stupid America
(the
vast majority) see that toon?"
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Subject: Obama and FISA
Bart, let's get serious. A lot of people have
said,
"His vote alone would have made no difference,
but it would have given the GOP blah blah blah."
Bullshit. In all the Senate, there was one
person who could have stopped
the FISA bill cold, made it a complete non-issue,
and that is Barack Obama.
If he had said, "I will not vote for this bill,
and if it passes, my first act as president
will be to get a bill through Congress reversing
this bill and reestablishing the rule of law,"
the whole thing would have gone away.
You're right - it would've given the cowardly
Democrats an excuse to act like real senators.
Instead, he decided to sell out our rights to
attract votes that don't exist and take a talking point
away from McCain that McCain will use anyway.
Barack Obama is no longer "just one Senator."
He is our nominee for president. If he wants
to be the next president, he damn well better start
acting like a president NOW, and stop acting
like a scared bunny.
Jeff
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I still have tons of "I Miss Clinton" stickers,
but many on the Left hate them like crazy.
Squabbles
generate more heat than light
Gene Lyons vs the Catholics
Link
Excerpt:
I've been surprised lately to find myself agreeing
with the perennially aggrieved William A. Donohue.
For the uninitiated, Donohue serves as president,
CEO and chief controversialist of The Catholic League,
a laymen's organization devoted to the dubious
premise that bias against Roman Catholics is "more virulent
and more pervasive than ever before in American
history." He's always on TV, and he's almost always furious.
Actually, overt religious bigotry has become
so rare as to be almost quaint in American life. That's not to say
that The Catholic League's brand of pre-Vatican
II moral and theological conservatism is regnant everywhere,
particularly not among Catholics. Even so, Donohue
has recently had a couple of real humdingers to wax
apoplectic about. First came Sally Quinn, the
famous Georgetown hostess and founding editor of the
Washington Post-Newsweek blog, On Faith. A
successful Monica Lewinsky, Quinn's marriage to legendary
Post editor Ben Bradlee - the story of their
adulterous courtship is narrated in his book "A Good Life"
- has made her a Washington social arbiter.
Attending Tim Russert's funeral mass, Quinn decided
to receive communion, then wrote about it.
"Oddly," she reported, "I had a slightly nauseated
sensation after I took it, knowing that in some way
it represented the body and blood of Jesus Christ.
Last Wednesday I was determined to take it for Tim,
transubstantiation notwithstanding. I'm so glad
I did."
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"We do what we're told by our Master!"
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"The latest issue of The New Yorker magazine
is a huge thing.
It's got Obama in his Muslim
dress with a turban, and he's there with his wife.
His wife has a "mad at the world" afro,
circa 1968, she's got bandoliers and
an assault weapon, and there in their
fireplace is burning the American flag.
The New Yorker finally got it right."
-- G. Gordon Liddy, Link
Liddy's not stupid, but he's playing stupid
because voters are stupid.
You fancy-pants East and West coasters can
talk about "irony" all day,
but stupid America sees that New Yorker
cover as finally showing "the truth."
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"Barack...he's talking down to black people...telling
niggers how to behave."
-- Jesse Jackson, as more of that tape surfaces,
Link
Big deal.
A Black man used that word in "private."
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Subject: You've lost all credibility
Bart, about the Obama-terrorist cartoon, you wrote:
> The Salon guy knows that he's smarter and
better than you and me
> and he didn't want today's sun to set without
you knowing that.
You've just lost all credibility as far as I'm
concerned unless there's something I don't understand.
Are you saying that since 80 percent of Usanians
are stupid the others should shut up?
No, I'm saying the smart 20% should realize what
the ignorant majority sees in that toon.
Again and again, I've offered to be a bridge
between the stupid and the smart, because
I have a foot in each camp, but so far, nobody
has taken me up on my generous offer.
And in the last paragraph, are you placing yourself
among the so abysmally cretinous
that they can't see the obvious sarcasm of that
cover?
No, I was arrogantly placing myself in the 20%
of smart people.
I've been admiring you and feeling sorry for the
US, but your attitude
makes me think you all deserve the president
you have.
Axel in Montreal
My attitude is one of realism and acceptance of
what my eyes tell me. People who say,
"The voters are smart enough to understand
the irony of the Obama terrorist toon,"
don't understand how stupid the average American
voter is.
Last I heard, 31% say Obama is or probably
is a Muslim.
And that New Yorker cover re-enforces that non-fact.
Why do you think the Democrats keep losing to
the "Let's help just the super-rich
and the oil companies and screw the poor,
the old and the helpless" Republicans?
It's because we're not reaching the stupid people.
Hell, Gore and Kerry each have 50 IQ points on Der Monkey but people
prefer to vote for someone they'd like to have as a beer buddy, not
a president.
That's how stupid the American voter is.
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Tell Jerry, "Bart says Hey!"
Why Do Whites
Dislike Michelle?
Link
Excerpt:
In the latest NY Whore Times/CBS News poll, one
number has been over looked.
Michelle Obama has a stunningly low approval
rating with white people. Only 24% of white
Americans have a favorable view of her. That's
George Bush-like numbers. That's almost in
Dick Cheney territory. I don't get it. What did
she ever do to anybody?
She seems like an exemplary wife and mother. She
is a hard working, accomplished American.
What is it about her that is so off-putting to
white Americans? I am sincerely puzzled.
I have a terrible answer. I don't want to believe
is true. Racism.
That, plus she has a "Hillary problem."
She's smart, good-looking and has a great family.
She's successful (and about to be more successful) and she's
not a Stepford wife.
Pickles has a higher approval rating - because she has no brain of her
own.
Some men like women who need to be told what their opinion is.
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Subject: Hooked up now to BCR
I listened to BCR
Shows 141-143 so far and
now I will go back and listen to the rest.
I work a 7P-7A shift so on my nights off I usually
listen to Mike Malloy who I really enjoy
but I cannot take the commercials. So now I can
listen to your show and hear at least an hour
of show without interruption.
I really enjoy your finished product, especially
the music.
All praise to Chicago Jim for that great music.
The big difference in your show from when I last
listened (about 2 years ago) and now is that
it is more refined, kind of like between the
early Beatles and after Sgt. Pepper's. You are very
entertaining and you help instruct me in tearing
apart faulty logic also known as Bullshit (Gesundheit.)
Bartcop, keep fighting the good fight. It's obvious
to me that you aren't doing this for a reward
but doing this because it needs being done.
I know you ain't getting rich doing this even though
you cannot put a monetary value on your valuable
contribution. One of these days.
"Keep a swingin' that hammer!"
Bert
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Subject: why Marc Perkel gets
so much mail printed
Because he's your boy.
And you never ever put any rebuke/comment under
him.
Come on, don't monkey yourself--some have read
you more than a week.
-Wes
Wee, Marc and I disagree on guns (maybe) and marriage (for sure :) -
but not much else.
He's a practical, common sense Lefty like myself - we just don't disagree
much.
Hell, Perkel's right so often, I joined his damn church!
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Quotes
"If we had a just system and it weren't overly
political, the president
would be impeached. I think he has
committed impeachable offenses."
-- Jerry Nadler, speaking
in tongues, Link
If we had a wartime consigliere, he would've been gone
by now,
but instead we have Queen Nancy Pelosi.
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Subject: Obama is not 'falling,
falling, falling'
Bart-- I see you've been taken in
by the Newsweek poll that supposedly
reflects Obama's lead being cut from 15 to 3.
That poll is garbage.
I agree that it's too early to put a lot of faith
in one poll...
In the 2nd poll's sample, the number of Republicans
in America was said to be EQUAL to the
number of Democrats. Does anyone in his right
mind think that that's a reflection of reality?
Isn't it strange how the Dem-GOP balance in America
shifted so radically in just a few weeks?
In short, this attempt to portray Obama's campaign
as failing is pathetic and laughable.
You understand that's not a bartcop.com poll,
right?
I know you're still angry about Hillary losing,
but can't you just admit it,
just once, that Obama and his people know
what they're doing??
I hope I'm forced to admit that right after McCain
calls Obama to concede,
but it's still too early to start popping champagne
corks...
And the idea that McCain will be ahead by August
is too ridiculous to even argue about.
As ridiculous as Bush beating Gore?
As ridiculous as Bush beating Kerry?
Oh, and one more thing--Obama won't get 75,000
at that stadium.
He'll get 100,000, and more waiting outside.
He's the only politician in America who could.
Joe Miller
Hmmm, that sounds suspiciously like gambling
talk.
Most times I'd take you up on that, but I don't
want to bet against Obama.
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Democrats
= Terror Attacks
Says lying prick in Florida on a billboard
Link
Excerpt:
A controversial billboard bearing a 9-11 photo
and a warning
not to vote for Democrats has sparked outrage
in Orlando, Fla.
Next to a photo of the Twin Towers burning, the
billboard reads "Please Don't Vote for a Democrat."
Beneath the message is the name of a Web site
that markets $5 CDs of a song,
"Please Don't Vote for a Democrat," by Mike Meehan
of St. Cloud.
Mike is pretending that Democrats were in charge
when Bush froze with fear on 9-11.
Mike is pretending that Democrats ignored the
Osama is coming PDB Memo.
Mike is pretending that Democrats put infidel
boots on Osama's precious Sacred Sand in 1991.
Mike is pretending that Democrats threatened
Afghanistan and caused 9-11 to happen.
You see, Mike has to pretend because he's a Republican.
His side can't win with the facts so he's forced
to make shit up.
...and since the Democrats refuse to fight back, sometimes GOP lies
work.
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Subject: Monkey with a Magic
Wand
Yes, Bush does have a magic wand and so does Congress...
a Congress now with a Dem majority.
Get rid of the Enron loophole, the London loophole
and the Goldmen Sachs loophole and oil will drop to
$60 per barrel within thirty days.Get the transript
if theJune 23rd House sub comittiee on Energy and Commerce.
Obama mentioned it ONE time after the hearing.
He said he would fix the loopholes after
he became President. uhh, why do we have to wait
until next year for a no brainer that costs nothing.
The media says NOTHING. Everyone only wants to
talk about future fuel
and inventors and India and China and Nigeria...blah
blah blah.
So what are the Dems doing to get the fuel prices
back to $2.00 a gallon?
Dobbins
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"Manufacturing continues to underperform the
general economy. Bush's rebate checks
may help people afford everyday items
but it is not having much impact on housing,
motor vehicles, industrial machinery
and other big ticket industries." -?
--
--Daniel J. Meckstroth, chief economist of the Manufacturers Alliance,
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More fancy-pants bullshit.
If you want this country back on its feet, we need The
Bartcop Tax Plan
Newer readers might not know about my tax plan, but it works
and it's cheaper than anything of creooked bastard president
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because MY goal is to fix America, not to rob her
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The link to my tax plan is http://bartcop.com/taxplan.htm
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The
Energy Non-Crisis
Subject: feds blocking bartcop.com
Just wanted to drop you a line to tell you that
I'm reading your site on a DoD computer right now,
so at least for my (stateside) base, you don't
seem to be blocked.
But when sites are blocked, I get a picture of
an angry Uncle Sam
and a notice saying that my command group has
blocked access.
For example, after clicking a link to Landover
Baptist from your site,
I get the image shown in the attachment (redacted
to remove the name of my command group).
It's possible that your site is blocked on a base-by-base
basis (sorry about that) or at individual command levels.
Keep hammerin'.
KE
KE, that means it's possible to track down the
anti-freedom commanders who
don't think their soldiers can handle the truth,
that they can only handle horseshit
spewed by the vulgar Pigboy and the uber-Republican
sellouts on FOX Whore News.
You mean our soldiers aren't tough enough to handle
the opinions of the 80% of Americans
who say that those soldier-killing, oil-stealing
Bush bastards are taking us in the wrong direction?
I had no idea our fighting men
were so fragile.
If they can't face the truth,
how do they face combat?
If YOU
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Buzz Builds
for Ledger's Joker
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Excerpt:
Warner Bros. took the wraps off what is arguably
its biggest movie of the year Monday,
unveiling the new Batman movie, "The Dark Knight"
in a splashy Manhattan premiere.
Studio executives, who congregated with a kind
of nervous energy in the top-floor
lobby of the Sony Lincoln Square, may have gotten
what they had hoped for:
There were several small midscreening ovations
for the late actor.
The screening reaction of both the media and the
industry proved not just a test of the
movie's drawing power -- it's already expected
to challenge for the biggest opening in history
"Several small ovations?" During
the movie?
I've seen a lot of movies - never saw anything
like that.
Well, maybe after that first in-theater visit
to the bedroom in "The Exorcist" back in 1973?
The packed house I was in was so goddamned relieved
when that crucifix scene was over,
they burst into applause like some pilot just
made a safe landing in a nasty storm.
I plan to see the Batman movie and report.
Subject: Obammer's VP?
Bart, Obama's VP will be Sam Nunn.
I'm so sure, if I'm wrong, i'll drink the tequila
with the worm!
This was already decided at least a year ago
or more.
DS
Dude, I sure hope you're wrong.
I really, really don't like that homophobic prick.
Oh, and there is no worn in tequila, so you're safe.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008
Halliburton upgrade
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
but now...
4,122
brave men and women are gone.
4,122
families have been destroyed
because Bush got greedy and
McCain wants another 100 years?
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's almost
1B dollars that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
Nine House
Pubs Vote for Impeachment Hearing
Queen Pelosi doing everything she can to protect Bush
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Excerpt:
There will be a hearing related to Kucinich's
Article of Impeachment in the House
Judiciary Committee. That was assured by a vote
of 238 to 180 on Tuesday.
But, according to Keith Olbermann, Queen Pelosi
has mandated that questioning in the
hearing be relegated to Bush's abuses of power,
not
his criminal wrongdoing.
"I won't let them get to you, Honey."
While 180 Republicans voted to follow their Dear
Leader lock-step over the cliff,
nine Republican members of Congress voted with
the Democrats.
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while I'm having breakfast
and sorting through what passes for information
on the internet. Most days I
would have no clue what people are talking about
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about that on Bartcop this morning."
Stay sane my friend. I know it can't be
easy when you're reading all the news y
ou comment on, but so far the antidote - a great
sense of humor - is working.
God bless. Peace. And all that.
Bobbie Mac
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Katherine
Heigl - Screwed to Death?
Angry writers give her character brain tumor?
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Hollywood's most tone-deaf actress, Katherine
Heigl, might be taught a tough but
valuable, lesson during the next season of "Grey's
Anatomy": Don't anger the writers!
Sources say that Heigl's insufferable Dr. Izzy
Stevens will come down with
a brain tumor, and maybe even be killed off the
show entirely.
"Producer Shonda Rhimes and the writers are pissed
at her," the source said.
"It's their way of screwing with her. She won't
know whether she's going to live or die."
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