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Weekend-Monday July 26-28, 2008 Vol 2182 - Lugubrious Poreration
 Quote of the Day "Barack Obama was, indeed, awesome in
Yep, that's Candy's job, watching Obama
to be sure
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Quotes
"I don't like the idea of Senator Obama giving
his Denver acceptance speech in front of
75,000 wildly cheering people. That is not
the way we do things in political parties in the
United States of America. We have a contained
number of people in an arena - 75,000
people at an outdoor sports palace, well,
that's something the Fuehrer would have done."
-- Game Show host-loser Ben Stein, comparing Obama to Hitler,
Link
Screw Ben Stein, lying loser.
Just because McCain can't draw enough people to block the cereal
aisle at f-ing Krogers
is no reason to make the wild-ass claim that Obama draws big
crowds - just like Hitler.
And Bush holds the modern Western Hemisphere record for most
murders,
so why aren't we comparing Fascist, murdering apples to Fascist,
murdering apples?
BTW, wasn't Benny the Rat a member of the Hitler
Youth when he was 14?
"Bart?
We do not talk about the past..."
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McCain's
assertions on the Iraq surge
by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
So insistently do the media's mainstream and
conservative commentators repeat the Iraq success meme
-- echoing the mantra of Bush and
McCain -- that to probe its premises and assumptions is not permitted.
To question the success of last year's troop
escalation supposedly implies a negative assessment of the
performance of American soldiers and Marines
and may even imperil their morale, creating a frame that
stifles dissent. But now McCain himself has inadvertently
reopened real debate on the subject by claiming
that strategies and tactics used to quell the
Sunni insurgency long before the surge troops arrived in Iraq
should nevertheless be attributed to the surge.
Indeed, the surge is so brilliant and so powerful, according
to McCain, that it makes things happen in the
past as well as in the present and the future.
Joe has a good point.
Whenever Obama says anything about Iraq, McWhore says, "I
disagree - I think the troops
are the bravest in the world," implying
that Obama called them "a bunch of cowards."
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Savage,
GOP vs. Science
They took an oath to support stupidity
and ignorance
Excerpt:
The Junior Vulgar Pigboy said:
Now, the illness du jour is autism. You know
what autism is? I'll tell you what autism is.
In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who
hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's what
autism is.... What do you mean they scream
and they're silent? They don't have a father
around to tell them, 'Don't act like a moron.
You'll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz.
Straighten up. Act like a man. Stop
with the sensitivity training. You're turning your son
into a girl, and you're turning your nation
into a nation of losers and beaten men.
In America, you get paid millions to preach hatred
to the stupidest 1/3 of us.
Years ago the Senior Vulgar Pigboy went thru
this - he said, "Most of those Autism kids?
All they need is a good slap upside the head and they'll straighten
out real quick."
Science is on OUR side, but we're so stupid, we
can't figure a make to make that pay off.
We also have the TRUTH on our side, but we can't
use that to our advantage - because we're stupid.
They get away with their lies because science, academia and the Democrats
refuse to fight back.
"The Grand Canyon is 16 million years old,
but some say it's just 2,000 years - you decide!"
No, YOU should be educating the stupid,
not confirming their self-serving lies with anti-science
horseshit.
NASA and NOAA say the globe is warming, but Cheney
says it's not so the scientists say,
"That's OK, I love my cushy job with Exxon.
Whatever Cheney says is OK by me"
I'll tell you again - our side just has no appetite
for victory.
Whatever "facts"
the MSM whores want to preach, that's OK with us.
We're Democrats.
"We follow
orders - that's our job!"
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Clashing Quotes
"I would rather speak at a rally or a political
gathering any place outside of the country
after I am president, but that's a
judgment that Obama and the American people will make."
--
John McCain, criticizing Barack Obama for making a speech in a foreign
country, Link
"A month ago, McCain traveled to Canada and
gave a speech at the Economic Club of Toronto.
Apparently, John McCain doesn't remember
that. Because today he's criticizing Obama
for giving a campaign speech in another
country."
--
Josh Orton, asking a fairly obvious question that McCain can't answer,
Link
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Subject: "on the record" question about bloggers and blogging
Hi Bart!
You are very familiar with the blogging world,
so I have an "on the record" question to ask you.
Bill O'Reilly says that bloggers get $ from George
Soros to be against Bush.
Do you get any money from George Soros or do you know of any blogger who does?
After nearly 13 years doing this, I've never even gotten an "Attaboy" from Soros.
Bill O'Reilly says that amateur journalists online should check things out before printing them
ha ha
A lying boner from FOX Whore News said that?
...and they should check out facts presented onine
and in broadcasts. He was suggesting that folks
check out outrageous facts such as the ones in
Kitty Kelly's book "The Family" before believing them.
I have actually followed his advice and gone
to UCLA to see a copy (on microfilm) of one particular
newspaper from July 31, 1941. It was just
as Kitty Kelly said it would be.
I think I called O'Reilly's bluff on that one.
OK, I'll do what he says, again, and try to verify one of his "facts."
Please let me know (you don't even have to name
it) if you know of any blogger
who gets any money (one time shot or recurring
infusions of funds) from George Soros.
(FYI, I don't get any money from George Soros)
I don't know of any blogger who gets money from
Soros.
I heard a rumor that Arianna got $7M to start
her gossip rag.
I wonder if that money came from Leftys or Righties?
If I can not find any corroboration of O'Reilly's
"fact,"
by his own standards, I will have to give him
a credibility demotion.
How can someone with O'Reilly's credibility get a demotion?
Thank you for your time and attention to this
matter
Yours Truly
Bob Patterson columnist for Smirking Chimp
I'm always surprised at how much the Right supports their bloggers
while the Left is forced to scrape by on whatever pennies readers send
in.
Kos makes a mountain of gold each and every day, and a few other
sites do well,
but most of us wonder how different things would be if the Left was
funded like the Right.
As I've said for years, Democrats will accept victory if
it's offered to them - but work for it?
Plant victory seeds? Water those seeds? Nuture those seeds?
Never.
That's always been the difference between us - they WANT to win
and they're willing to do whatever it takes to meet that goal.
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Quotes
"If you don't have gas, you can't get to work.
And if you can't get to work, you don't
get paid.
If you don't get paid, you can't buy
food.
We're at their mercy."
-- Barry Modeste, on those gouging, blackmailing Bush bastards,
Link
"I don't
have a magic wand for cheaper gas.
My
magic wand only makes gas prices higher."
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Subject: You're an idiot
You're an idiot, Bart. Kennedy was killed from
a shot from the front.
It's very clear from all the movies. So you should
learn from this, and understand
why the WH left open the possibility that flight
93 was "shot down."
Have you ever heard of the term "red herring?"
It's what connects the JFK assassination with
9-11.
Wake up.
RicMan
I wish I wasn't such an idiot.
I wish I could learn from this.
I wish I was awake.
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How to Visit
Vegas and Not Die
by Mark Morford
Excerpt:
I hit the fabulous Las Vegas Strip recently and
lo, it was a sharp and wonderful lesson,
a reminder, a slap in the heart of all you think
might be changing, shifting, improving.
I've been to Vegas plenty of times but it's always
an astounding thing, the scale, the overkill,
the energy usage, the sheer impudence of the
place, excessive waste like a mantra, fresh water
sucked into the void of the scalding desert,
air conditioning blasting 365 days a year and
gargantuan oversized everything as a million
European and Asian tourists are currently flocking
to the place to indulge in distinctly American
fantasies of greed and consumption, all thanks to
our pathetically weak dollar and wicked extant
ethos of more more more.
I love Vegas. For about 36 hours. Then I want
to curl up and die.
People want to yell at Vegas. I guess it
makes them feel better,
like complaining about the weather or screaming
"Slut!"
at Paris Hilton.
And then there's always, "I didn't want to go to Vegas - but my job forced me to go."
Yeah, we ALL got jobs that force us to go to Vegas - OK. Yeah.
Right. Sure, babe.
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Subject: Batman review by Slimshadowen
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Whoring
Pays Off for McSame
He's lousy in cash after flip-flopping on offshore
drilling
Excerpt:
"Campaign contributions from oil bastards to
Sen. John McSellout rose dramatically in June,
after Grandpa made a high-profile flip-flop and
reversed his opposition to the federal ban on
offshore drilling," the WaHoPo reports.
"Oil and gas industry executives and employees
donated $1.1 million to McCain last month
-- three-quarters of which came after his June
16 speech calling for an end to the ban --
compared with $116,000 in March, $283,000 in
April and $208,000 in May."
"You can
trust Republican oil men..."
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Subject: Obama
I was in a meeting yesterday and the conversation
swung over to politics with one person saying
how Obama was going to tax Social Security income,
and another guy just going after him.
I kept out of it because I didn't know the details
on the SS front, but I was surprised at the negativity.
Do they really think their lives will be rosier
under John McCain and the GOP?
Because I know some of these people and their
lives and fortunes suck.
I'm not sure how to help them connect the dots.
Tab
Tab, people are super-stupid and need to be educated.
Bush says, "I
want you to keep more of your money,"
and then you lose your job,
your car and your home - but Bush keeps smiling
and people believe his crooked ass.
Bush and McCain say YOU can live better if their
super-rich friends get a $500,000 gift from Uncle Sam.
Fuck that - give that same $500,000 to 3,000
families and let them buy gasoline with it.
If only we could
get the Democrats to list the facts - but they refuse.
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Subject: Cooked Geese and Radical politics
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Batman and
Dubya are Twins
by Andrew Klavan - I guess Jonah Goldberg was busy?
Excerpt:
There seems to me no question that the Batman
film 'The Dark Knight' is at some level a
paean of praise to the fortitude and moral courage
that has been shown by George W. Bush
in this time of terror and war.
"No question" the film is praise of Bush?
I guess when you make shit up, it pays to make
shit up BIG.
Like W, Batman is vilified and despised for confronting
terrorists in the only terms they understand.
Like W, Batman sometimes has to push the boundaries
of civil rights to deal with an emergency,
certain that he will re-establish those boundaries
when the emergency is past.
Whoa - the horseshit is almost coming too fast to beat back.
First, Batman can speak, think and talk - so Bush is certainly no Batman.
Second, you say it's a good thing that Bush "pushed
the boundaries" on our Constitution?
Will you say the same thing when your smug ass
is at Gitmo and they won't tell you why?
Third, you say Bush will give us our Constitution
back "when the emergency is past?"
(Did you mean "passed?")
Bush has a plan to feed, house and clothe every
dirt-poor, no hope soul on the planet?
And we'll get our Constitution back after Bush
declares "Mission Accomplished" on that?
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Subject: Comcast and NEWSMAX
Bart,
I'm a COMCAST subscriber.
This weekend I had a pop-up splash onto my home
page, with one of those great NEWSMAX polls,
asking my opinion of Obama's continued failure
as a candidate (I'm sure most folks who have pulled on
the hip boots and wandered to NEWSMAX have encountered
them).
When I called COMCAST to complain, I was directed
to abuse@comcast.net, which responded back
with a list of technical abuses to be addressed,
but nothing regarding content. I e-mailed anyway,
stating that if this crap didn't stop, I would
change broadband providers.
Any idea how I can get this issue pushed forward?
I'm also wondering if any other Bartites have
encountered this malignant pop-up.
Keep up the good fight.
Bill from Napa, Ca.
Sometimes you can't help but do business with them, but there's no law
- yet - that says
you gotta get your internet and your news from those who give money
to those Bush bastards.
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If Bush & Cheney were found guilty of wear crimes...
...what should their punishment be?
Can we really put a former president and VP in prison?
Would they be kept in cages in America?
In Iraq? In the Hague?
In times passed, public scorn and ridicule might've been punishment
anough, but those bastards
own the networks and newspapers and talk radio and they'll always
praise Der Fuhrer Bush.
You watch, in the 20-teens, Bush will be the "great
war hero who saved America."
FOX News will run "Bush was the Greatest"
documentaries every day of the week.
His birthday will be a national holiday and they'll name shit
after him - and it's all because
they own the media and the Democrats are too sacless to fight
back - even a little bit.
The Bush bastards will all die unpunished, from old age with their
stolen trillions intact.
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Sex Claims Hit Edwards
Excerpt:
Reporters from the National Enquirer confronted
Edwards at 2.40am on Tuesday in the corridors
of the Beverly Hilton, as he was leaving the
bedroom of Rielle Hunter, a divorcee whom he was
rumoured to have made pregnant last year.
Two journalists and a photographer chased Edwards
around the building for several minutes.
He stayed in the men's lavatory for a quarter
of an hour, before being escorted from the premises by security staff.
The incident was reported in lurid detail by The
Enquirer, and followed up in dozens of America's
influential political blogs and news websites,
which claimed that Edwards and Ms Hunter were filmed
entering the hotel room at 9.30pm.
If
Edwards was caught at this hotel in the middle of the night without a good
excuse,
and it would appear that this has happened, I
don't think he'll be on Obama's short list for VP.
F-ing men and their inability to control themselves...
I feel sorry for Elizabeth.
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Subject: Lindsay Lohan
Bart,
Why do you waste precious space on someone who
is a) talent-less, and b) unattractive?
Who gives a crap what that skanky lush does or
says, other than herself?
LJ
But, ...if she is talentless and unattractive,
why is she one of the most photographed women
in the world?
For the record, I think Lindsay Lohan, appearance
wise, is gorgeous.
Tina Fey described her as an "Ann Margaret look-alike,"
and that's a compliment.
You don't see anything here a fella might like?
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Quotes
"Most people that hate me, Debbie, don't listen.
And so you are unique: you did listen
and still hated me."
-- the vulgar Pigboy to one
of his millions of fans
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Reminder: Sponsored by Chuck Schumer.
He wanted to sponsor a judge so much
he promoted a lying torture monkey.
Subject: Bush economics - back where we started from:
Even Bush's father had a 60% gain. Clinton had an almost 400% run. Bush: zero.
Many Americans (and half the Democrats) decided
a 400% gain was no big deal.
Many Democrats see the Clinton years as "dark
years" because he had a girlfriend - seriously.
Peace and prosperity was over-rated, they said..
Note that over most of his term, it was below
the Clinton peak,
and aside from a 20% run in 2007, we've stayed
below the Clinton peak.
I don't know how far back you'd have to go to
find a President who, after 8 years,
could not budge the market at all. You could
say Nixon or Hoover, but neither of them got 8 years.
Another way he is the worst president ever. In
business too, the supposed Republican strong suit.
Scott
If the Democrats would just tell the idiot voters that tax cuts
for the super-rich don't work,
they could pick up a few million votes - but they'd have to actually
open their mouths and talk
so I don't see that happening in the near future.
Clinton showed the Democrats how to win and how to manage the economy,
but the Democrats lost the ability to learn - they can't even
mimic like a chimp does.
How and why did the Democrats turn into such cowards?
Why are they so afraid to simply list the facts?
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008
Halliburton upgrade
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
but now...
4,125
brave men and women are gone.
4,125
families have been destroyed
because Bush got greedy and McCain
wants to stay another 100 years?
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's almost
1B dollars that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
Subject: Donation
Hi Bart,
I finally sent a donation.
Thanks to GW, it actually wasn't that much in
Euros(what I get paid in).
I've been sucking on our teat for free for far
too long.
Been reading you since the phony media build-up
to the phony war.
Thanks for (almost) always getting it right.
I love getting your slant on things
after I read about another GOP crime or another
cave-in from the Dems.
I still don't know why our candidates are not
using you as a consultant.
I too wanted Hillary, but will of course vote
a straight Dem ticket.
Anyway, thanks again and keep hammerin`.
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