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Quotes
"If we lived in a just world, this will be
the end of Joe Biden’s political career."
-- the Great and Powerfil Kos, attacking
Biden, at the time, for calling Obama
"the first sort of
mainstream African-American [presidential candidate]
who is articulate
and bright and clean, and nice-looking, Link
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Why Joe
Biden?
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Obama is on the defensive, already being forced
to explain why he chose Joe Biden to be his running mate.
Critics of the decision point out the following:
1) Biden voted in favor of the Iraq War,
which contradicts Obama’s central message of judgment;
2) Biden has been a Senator for almost 40
years, which contradicts Obama’s message of change,
3) Biden is from a small New England state,
this makes Obama’s 50-state strategy look like a PR campaign only,
and
4) Biden’s age makes it unlikely that he will
be able to run for office after Obama's two terms.
You could write good and bad things about anybody
Obama picked, so I'm OK with this.
Truth is, once you take Hillary's name off the
list, there aren't that many good prospects.
Obama is still kind of unknown, so picking a
longtime Washington insider could help.
Picking a different woman would've guaranteed Denver in flames and Biden
is a better
choice than Richards, Kucinich, Dodd or Koresh-forbid John Edwards
and his love child.
However, when's the last time we won with two Northerners?
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"Obama has decided he rather not have Clinton
than lock up this election.
It was inexcusable of him. Too much
is at stake in this election for such pettiness."
-- Big Tent
Democrat Link
If Obama would fight back, I wouldn't care if he picked
Daffy Duck.
But I'm worried that, like Kerry, Obama
will order all Democrats
at the convention to refrain
from attacking McCain.
Then next week at
the Bush bastards will spend every minute calling
Obama "a inexperienced Muslim with ties to
Al Qaeda" and people will get scared and vote GOP.
Why do we always have to go first?
We never get to answer their lies if they always get to
go last.
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Why doesn't
Obama Fight Back?
by Paul Krugman
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Excerpt:
Over the past month or so many Democrats have
had the sick feeling that once again their
candidate brought a knife to a gunfight.
Obama’s campaign, inexplicably, was unprepared for
the inevitable Republican attack on the candidate’s
character. By the middle of last week,
Obama’s once formidable lead had virtually evaporated.
Mr. Obama’s waning advantage brought back bad
memories of the 2004 campaign...
When will Obama come to work?
When will he join the battle that McCain's been
fighting for three months?
I'm nervous and worried that he's going to stand
there and take it, like Gore and Kerry.
The biggest political story of the summer
is Obama's refusal to fight.
You can get crazy mad at me for telling the truth, but can you name
one
Democratic pundit who says Obama is doing an adequate job of fighting
back?
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Why won't
Obama attack?
by I-hate-Hillary John Aravois
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People are now telling us that they fear we're
going to lose the election.
This is something we're hearing a lot of from
a lot of people.
There is an incredible discontent out there with
the way this campaign is being run.
The fact that the discontent isn't being recognized,
isn't being assuaged, is disturbing.
People aren't worried about the election, they're
becoming despondent about it.
They're not motivated to work twice as hard,
they instead feel as if they've had the
wind knocked out of them. This is far beyond
a healthy skepticism as to whether
Obama can win. While Obama's attacks (recently)
on McCain are heartening,
we need to see more of it. People need to see
that Barack Obama has as big
of balls as John McCain and, well, Hillary Clinton.
What does it mean when the Hillary haters want Obama to be more like
her?
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"Obama’s running mate will be Joe Biden. He
wasn’t my favorite choice,
but he was far from my least-favorite
choice either."
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Random thought...
Think how different American history would be
if the Bush bastards had gone into a
different line of work than oil, weapon sales
and multi-national crimes against humanity.
There'd be no al Qaeda, the Twin Towers would
still be standing, 4100 soldiers would still be
looking forward to that last Labor Day picnic
of the summer, the world wouldn't hate America
and Al Gore might've ridden Clinton's economic
boom to see the Dow break 30.000 in his second term.
Instead - we have the nightmare that we have.
It's like we're in some angry Terminator movie,
but we can't go back in time to stop Bush.
We're stuck with the history we're stuck with.
...and it's because the Democrats wanted to place
nice instead of defending their ground.
THEIR
guy is guilty of ordering rapes, torture, mass murder, stealing billions
from Iraq each week,
and getting 4100 soldiers killed for nothing
and OUR
guy was impeached for having a girlfriend?.
"Bart, you're making us look like inept cowards..."
Hey, *I* am not making you look like anything.
The facts are the facts.
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Subject: Walking the Walk
My take is that Dems should fight as hard as the
GOP:
Go 100% positive for our guy and 100% negative
on theirs.
You don't seem to agree entirely, but my belief
dictates that I should support you 100% anyway.
So, to "Walk the Walk", here's my way of going
100% positive to our guy (you) no matter what:
a donation instead of an argument. If time permits,
let me know what you think of this approach.
You da man,
-Rex Devious
Rex, if I read you correctly, that was the most politely worded complaint
ever! :)
I am trying to be honest.
I remember the final days of the 2004 campaign, when Randi Rhodes gave
her listeners her
Nancy Grace Guarantee that Kerry was going to win
and I can't lie to you that way.
Truth is, our guy's getting hammered by the puppet who personifies Bush's
Third Term.
CNN said Obama out-spent McCain $55M
to $33M in July and he lost ground,
If effect, Obama is losing to the Worst President Ever - what does
that tell us?
Maybe he can stop the bleeding now that his Hawaiian vacation is over,
but I'm angry with Obama for (apparently) taking this race so lightly.
Do you think Obama thinks he's still ahead and the polls are wrong?
Obama seems to not understand how racist our country is - the Bradley
Effect.
We have no idea how big the Bradley Effect is - is it 8 points?
12 points? 20 points?
There's a reason why there's not one elected Black Republican
in Washington.
America is a racist country
- and we're called racists for speaking that truth.
I want Obama to win for 100 reasons but there's also a personal one
- I'll get blamed for his loss.
If Obama loses, nobody's going to say, "You
were right, Bart. We needed a fighter!"
If he loses, people will say it's because "People
like Bartcop failed to adequately cheer for him,"
but my problem is I just can't fake orgasms as well as some professional
talk show hosts.
Granted, I would be in a very different place hits-wise and financially
if I was an early
infectee of the Obama Magic, but I can't say it or write it if I don't
believe it.
Obama is getting hammered by the senile old man who's into war, torture
and GW Bush.
That still could be turned around - but when is Obama going to start
fighting back?
I'm watching him live on CNN right now (noon Central) and he's saying
NOTHING!
When we he start to fight for us like he promised?
Is it too early to panic? Yes, but the Panic Date is getting closer
every day.
If Obama has a secret weapon, when's he going to use it? So far, McCain's
killing him
and Obama is playing like he's 30 points ahead in the fourth quarter
of a football game.
Obama doesn't get any closer to the White House if people like me say,
"Obama is the greatest of all times and he
can't possibly lose."
But if enough people like me ask, "When is
Obama going to start fighting back?"
that might make a difference - if he gets the message that the time
to fight is NOW.
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Bush's Real
Reason for the Invasion
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The Evidence
Cheney’s Energy Task Force Meetings
The Iraqi-Bush Oil Ministry
Halliburton 'Repairing" Iraq's Oil Meters
The Pipeline
Saudi Arabia’s Oil Production History
Bart's Law #2
Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money
(or power) in their pocket,
expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again.
That's why refineries have fires now and then,
because a fire allows them to scream "unexpected shortage" so they
can gouge us on the price of gas.
Put another way,
...each time Bush identifies a "menace" in an oil-rich country, and
makes billions of dollars by
invading and my stealing their oil, thereby doubling the price of gas,
expect more invasions.
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Do the soldiers care that the Blackwaters and Halliburtons
are getting 10-20 times more money than they are getting?
Instead of signing up for another tour, why not go home
and apply for a job at Blackwater and Halliburton?
Where's the honor of being maimed for 10% of the money?
Subject: Why don't the
Democrats fight back?
Bart, I keep hearing people say they wish the
Democrats would come up with their own
3-word slogan the voters can identify with. Why
not, "Peace, prosperity and a surplus?"
along with 22 million new jobs, $1.40 gas and
a 7300 point gain in the stock market,
which is what we had 8 years ago thanks to the
Big Dog.
Why don't the Democrats use that?
They say they don't want to "look backwards."
Instead of running on an impressive record like
that,
these pussies keep telling the Clintons to go
fuck themselves.
As I write this to you, once again we're practically
begging our candidate to fight back.
Bill Clinton gave them the blueprints to win
the White House and these f-ing idiots refuse
to use those blueprints - but then again - politeness
is #1 instead of winning elections.
Mike in Springfield
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I have dozens of anti-Obama toons that I'm not printing
but sometimes a toon hits the nail right on the head.
Why won't Obama fight back?
What Obama
must do to win
by Gene Lyons
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Excerpt:
There’s a risk to a Democratic nominee who responds
like a Ph. D. candidate to a question
about the existence of evil. To wit, do we “ignore,
contain, negotiate with or defeat it ?”
Obama treated it as a theological issue, even
pointing out that some of history’s worst
catastrophes have come in the name of fighting
evil.
It’s an answer that Illinois’ own Adlai Stevenson
might have given. And that’s the problem.
McCain’s approach to evil ? “Defeat it.” He’d
follow Osama bin Laden “to the gates of Hell,”
he vowed. Did he sound like Bruce Willis in a
two-dimensional action flick ? Exactly.
McCain is peddling economic snake oil and a delusional
world view more appropriate to a
film script than the visible world. To win in
November, Obama’s going to have to take him
head-on. Democrats are kidding themselves
if they think it’ll be easy.
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Ketchup
To John with nospam in his e-mail
address:
My e-mails to you are returned - something is
blocking them.
BTW, your password is nospam
Nice to hear from Bette - it's been
so long - and thanks!
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Disappointment
in Obama
Why won't he fight back?
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Some bloggers, many of them stalwart Obama supporters
who gleefully trashed Clinton while
puffing up Obama as the next RFK are now publicly
expressing disappointment over Obama's
wimpy and almost toothless campaign.
Obama spends way too much time trying to appease
the wingnut base in a gutless effort,
rather than confront McCain, his record, his
party's failures, and his smears...
Kerry lost his race after the convention, whereas
Obama lost this race in June and July,
because he had a Sally Field-esque "You like
me" moment over and over again.
He assumed he didn't need to define his opponent
because it was beneath him, and gutted
the ability of the Democrats to hold McCain accountable.
And them he took a victory lap tour
overseas to get photo ops while McCain began
to define him here at home, by trying out attack
lines until some of them got traction. And then
in typical GOP fashion, McCain found the ones
that worked, hammered them over and over again,
and turned Obama into a boring and iffy
choice against a guy who should be ten points
behind by now. Sorry, but that's how I feel.
There's still time to win this - but Obama has to start fighting back
NOW.
Or is he waiting for October to start fighting back?
Didn't we learn anything from 2000 and 2004?
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Subject: Obama picks Biden
Bart, Biden voted the same as Clinton on the "war
bill".
Hillary is "another Cheney," but Biden's good
enough for VP?
Not feeling good at all about Obama.
Your friend,
Babs
Obama seems to fight the Clintons with vigor
but he seems hesitant to go after McCain.
Maybe we could get word to Obama that
McCain is the enemy, not the Clintons?
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Subject: McCain fixes Georgia
Hi Bartcop,
McCain was using his typical one line sloganeering
and belligerent rhetoric in
his speeches in regards to South Ossetian conflict
suggesting deportation? of Ossetians,
and despite what is your view is on this conflict,
I think this comment went a bit too far.
Here
is the link
Regards,
AK
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"I really didn't want Hillary anywhere near
the ticket,
but that was before Obama went and
blew his lead with a terrible campaign."
-- eugene, on Obama needing
Hillary as his VP, TalkLeft
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Subject: the Biden decision
hey, bart
just found out and wanted to vent to the choir;
no need to post (unless ya wanna lose readers)
ha ha - too late for that...
number 1: don't worry, wife and I
will vote Obama
number 2: i can't believe he didn't pick
her :(
number 3: am i the only one who thinks
he's shooting himself in the foot?
she's got lots of voters that woulda come 'round,
right? I don't know :(
number 4: can't wait to see yer reaction
to all this :(
Mike and Kathy in Korea/sometimes California
I don't have time to investigate, but the cable TV whores claim, and
my gut tells me it's true
that Hillary could've delivered PA and OH - but Obama just didn't want
to win that way.
Nobody will ever be able to say for sure, but if he loses because he
failed to win OH and PA,
I think history will say he made the wrong decision to keep her off
the ticket.
If he could just pull out a win, it would heal everything and solve
a shitload of problems.
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Random thought...
Can we use our f-ing heads?
If you're white and Republiucan and marry a woman
who inherited $100 million dollars,
it's EASY to turn whore and say, "God
provides if you believe in Him."
And if you believe and you're poor and sick and
Black, well, then, understand that
God has a lifetime of Hell for you and it's not
your place to ask any questions, OK?
Christ, how stupid can people be?
Religion is the easiest way to steal from the
scared, the sick and the old.
Olympics hero Michael Phelps says, "You can
do anything you set your mind to,"
but that's not true at all, is it?
Sure, Tiger Woo , the Great and Powerful Kos and Gov Musclehead
can all say the same thing.
But I'll never swim like Phelps, golf like Tiger, get Kos's hits or
be the governor of California,
so what good does that "You just need to try"
handjob do for anybody?
The truth is, you can't win if you don't compete, but to say,
"If you want it bad enough you can have it,"
is just lying to the stupid.
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*I* would have no trouble selling purple band aids in Denver.
But then, my goal is winning, not playing nice.
What could the bastards say about it?
"They stole our mocking of wounded soldiers
idea?"
Quotes
"We will do what it takes, we will stay as
long as it takes, to help Louisiana
citizens rebuild their communities
and their lives."
-- Dubya, lying in a 2005 address from New Orleans,
Link
"I see more cranes in the sky in Austin right
now than I do in New Orleans.
I returned to New Orleans because I
believed the promises he made."
-- Tracie Washington, the most gullible lawyer in Louisiana,
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Subject: Do we really know how
many homes we own?
The liberal media is making fun of John McCain
as if he were some kind of elitist
because he can't remember how many homes he owns.
Well I say, "Let he who is without sin cast the
first stone!"
After all, how many of us really know how many
homes we own?
Can you just answer that off the top of your
head?
Maybe there's a reason McCain said he doesn't
remember how many
homes he owns because he doesn't want Osama bin
Laden to find out.
Yeah, that's got to be it.
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Subject: Blogging the convention
Bart, I've already started blogging at the convention.
It's going to be patchy getting a wireless
connection and I have notes and will post when
I can. We cannot take our laptops into the convention.
Well, that sounds like our Democrats - no laptops
for bloggers!
Check out www.ga3cd.com
go to the convention blog tab.
I'm excited! I can't wait to see how it goes
with Hillary tomorrow night.
We're off to some caucus meetings.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008
Halliburton upgrade
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
but now...
4,134
brave men and women are gone.
4,134
families have been destroyed
by the greed of the Bush bastards.
Let's try something new in November.
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's almost
1B dollars that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
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