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 Quote of the Day "Please, America, elect Obama.
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Quotes
"Do you really want to have a guy as commander
in chief when you can question
whether or not he really loves his
country? That's the big question. You have to
question why at times he seems so obviously
opposed to public displays of
patriotism and national pride, like
wearing an American flag lapel pin."
--
Sen. Jim Inhofe, (R-Pissquik) Link
Because nobody is more stupid than an American voter, this is
killing us.
Obama tried to treat these morons like adults and it's killing
him and us.
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The Snark
Shark
Who does it better than Barry Crimmins?
Excerpt:
Wednesday night we saw Tonya Harding with a speechwriter.
She offered almost nothing of substance.
She's positive we should be paranoid. She mocked
constitutional rights. Well screw you, Nananook of
the Nazis. She tore down but she didn't build
up. She fortified the luxury bunker where the rich and powerful hide.
The creepy thing is that she did it in the guise
of an American every woman. She sold herself as a great
administrator, even though she couldn't manage
to keep a carwash open in the the muddiest state in the union. .
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Quotes
"McCain
provides the basic policy trajectory of a third Bush term, and Palin provides
the biography of a folksy pro-life
"reformer with results" governor of a large, oil-rich
reliably Republican state in the West-it
is the Bush/Cheney ticket in reverse, isn't it?"
-- Daniel Larison,
Link
So why are people leaning towards four more years of Hell?
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McCain Leads
by 4 points
America can't be that stupid, can they?
Excerpt:
The new poll showed McCain
leading Obama 50 to 46 among
registered voters with less than two months before
the November 4 election.
Surely this is just a convention/Palin bounce that will vanish, right?
How can America want more war, murders, kidnappings, torture and rape?
How can they possibly be asking for four more years like the last eight?
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Quotes
"Democrats should be nervous. Palin is still
a political lightweight who is in no way qualified
to be second in line for the presidency.
But she is a charming lightweight. And if George W. Bush
taught us anything, it is exactly how
far that can take you in American politics." -
-- Michelle Cottle,
Link
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Subject: I noticed the hair thing, too
Hey Bart: It's so gratifying to know that
I wasn't the only one to notice
the haircut disparity between Palin and her well-coiffed
mother.
In addition, did you catch that mom's glasses
were trés chic - unlike
Sarah's pair from Sears' exclusive Dorkwad
Collection?
ha ha
I believe Palin's primary appeal as a candidate
is that middle-aged white men find her
comfortably vacuous and screwable. I figured
all she had to do to succeed last night was
to let her hair down and lose the clunky glasses.
Voila! A 2nd amendment-embracing MILF!
Perhaps she left the glasses on so that she could
emerge from the Green Room unmolested by
serial philanderer Rudy Guiliani. It's
no mere oversight that a more qualified woman Republican
like Sen. Kay B. Hutchinson or Olympia Snow was
not tapped for the V.P. spot.
Paunchy Republican men with frightening comb-overs
and 18th century attitudes could never
support a woman smart enough to lead and sufficiently
self-possessed to get up off their knees.
Kay W
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Subject: drinking at the Igloo
It'd be interesting to know if those photos were taken at the Palin home or the Governor's igloo.
Bristol ain't old enough to be doing the chug-a-lug.
Somebody let the Governor's 17 year old daughter
get liquored up.
Sometimes, in some places, heads roll for shit
like that.
Palmetto Yankee
When Jamie Lynn Spears (16) revealed she was pregnant,
Bill O'Reilly said, "That's what happens when your parents are pinheads!"
ha ha
O'Reilly is such a stupid whore - he called his VP nominee "a
pinhead."
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see more at whatnowtoons.com
Subject: message to that snotty Palin woman
Jesus was a Community Organizer.
Pontius Pilate was a Governor.
See the difference now, Mrs. Palin?
Thanks to Eddy
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Bush with
lipstick?
Quotes
"I am extremely disappointed in the choice
of Sarah Palin
as the Vice Presidential candidate
of the Republican Party.
I'm stunned - couldn't the Republican
Party find one competent
female with adult children to run for
Vice President with McCain? "
-- Dr. Laura Schlesinger (R - Fire C*nt) Link
When's the last time this old battle axe* spoke the truth?
I'm so old, I remember when Laura tolerated gays.
I'm so old, I remember when Laura said, "No guns in the house."
but then she noticed how much Der vulgar Pigboy was making
so she went full-tilt "screw those faggots" GOP and "more guns"
NRA.
So why is she peeing in the GOP's pool over Sarah Palin?
Note: Dr Laura's
nude pictures are here.
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Counting
The GOP's Lies
Yahoo News took a stab at it
Palin: "I told the Congress 'thanks but no thanks' for that Bridge to Nowhere."
Facts: Her
opposition came only after the plan was ridiculed nationally as a "bridge
to nowhere."
McWhore: "She's
been governor of our largest state, in charge of 20 percent of America's
energy supply
She's responsible for 20 percent of the nation's energy supply."
Facts: McCain's
phrasing exaggerates both claims. Alaska ranks second nationally in crude
oil production,
but she's no more "responsible" for that than Bush was when he was governor
of Texas.
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Stocks Plummet
Again
Is there no bottom to Bush's market?
Excerpt
The DOW fell more than 340 points after retailers
and the government added to
a mountain of bad economic news and devastated
hopes for a late-year recovery.
The market was already nervous, so news from the
nation's major retailers that shoppers
curtailed their spending last month due to higher
gas and food prices came as a heavy blow.
New applications for unemployment insurance rose
by 15,000 last week. That heightened
worries that voters - already screwed by Bush's
oil prices - has even less to spend.
Furthermore, if the job market keeps deteriorating,
it is tough for Wall Street to see
a rebound in sight for the economy's biggest
culprit: the tumbling housing market.
I don't think this writer gets it - McCain
was a POW!
The least we can do is elect him to continue
Bush's downward spiral.
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Subject: Bristol drunk illegally
WTF?!!! She is totally underage and obviously drinking alcohol.
When will we see these pictures on FIXED News?
Especially the one with Penisboy
in full-on hip-hop clothing, and flashing gangster
hand signs? How would that go down,
in contrast with the squeaky-clean image makeover
they were just given for NaziCon '08?
Gangsta thug and his bitches
Shining star in the GOP
And speaking of Nazis, that last photo of Bristol
and her girl pal...
She is wearing a t-shirt with at least three
NAZI IRON CROSSES ON IT!!
I can't wait to hear the story about that on Handjob and Colmes tonite.
Keep on swinging that hammer!
Ace in NY
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Quotes
"McCain used the word 'change' at least 10
times in his speech -- but since the Republicans
have controlled the White House for the past
eight years, what does McCain want
to change from?
And to? It really is an audacious
ploy, to tell people that the country's got to correct the mistakes
made by a political party when that's the
very party you represent. It's like staging a revolution
against yourself -- saying that the Republicans
have got to go so the Republicans can move in
and clean up the mess."
-- Tom Shales,
Link
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Subject: Palin calls Obama 'Sambo'
So Palin not only wants women to have rapists'
babies and ban classic books
such as Catch 22, The Grapes of Wrath and Huckleberry
Finn, but she is a racist
who calls Obama 'Sambo' in private.
If the Republicans win the White House this fall,
look out.
With McCant
being so old, the likelihood he will die in office is fairly high so we
could
be stuck with this racist, unqualified arch-conservative
who makes Cheney and Bush
look moderate. Try as I might, I have not been
able to find any reports of Bush and Cheney
calling an African American "Sambo" or another
derogatory name in private - their racism is
a little more subdued. And Bush-Cheney were not
linked to a party that sought a vote to have
Texas secede from the US, as Palin has been in
Alaska.
We need to foward this article far and wide
Excerpt:
"So Sambo beat the bitch!"
(Obama beat Hillary)
Besides insulting Obama with a Step-N'-Fetch-It,
"darkie musical" swipe, people who know her
say she refers regularly to Alaska's Aboriginal
people as "Arctic Arabs" - how efficient, lumping
two apparently undesirable groups into one
ugly description - as well as the more colourful "mukluks
" along with the totally unimaginative "f**king
Eskimo's," according to those interviewed for this article.
...and urge the mainstream media to ask some tougher
questions to and about Palin.
jackson thor
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Quotes
"We are now on Day Nine for Palin and are told
to expect another thirteen before
she'll give an interview. This
is a pitbull with lipstick? More like a cowering chihuahua."
-- Unknown
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McCain-Palin:
Special Rights for Rapists?
by Faun Otter
Excerpt:
Refusing to have an abortion or persuading your
unwed teen not to have an abortion are reasonable choices.
However McCain-Palin are not reasonable and they
don't want people to have reasonable choices.
McCain,
Bush and Palin all want to pass laws that would result in compulsory pregnancies
for many rape victims.
That sounds outrageous and it is.
But it is also true.
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Barracuda's
cheating ways
Court records sealed - to hide what?
Excerpt:
Reddit.com recently posted a story linking to
the court docket where there was a denial of a motion to make
the divorce papers of Governor Palin's husbands
business partner confidential. This was after the National
Enquirer broke the story that Sarah was hiding
an affair with her husband's business partner.
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The FUNDAMENT presents-- "Army in Your Town"
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it's already too late
Didn't fight it all this
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They won't be comin' in
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MSNBC chills
Olbermann and Tweety
The most biased talking heads on TV
Excerpt:
MSNBC is removing Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews
as the anchors of live political events,
because they are too opinionated to be seen as
neutral in the heat of the presidential campaign.
David Gregory, dance partner for Karl Rove, will take over during such events.
The move follows increasingly loud complaints
about Olbermann's anchor role at the conventions.
Olbermann, who regularly assails Bush and McCain,
was effusive in praising Barack Obama.
Well, I hate losing a voice on the Left - and
whatever you'd call Tweety - but it's about time.
Olbermann and Tweety were always head-over-heels
in love with Obama and every word
out of their mouths confirmed it. Even the goons at FOX Whore
News aren't as in-love
with Bush & McCain as these two are for Obama.
How could MSNBC pretend to be a news channel when their anchors get
chills up their legs
when their candidate speaks? And every time Obama said anything,
these two would prattle on,
calling it "surely the greatest speech ever given by anyone on any
topic" and suggest that kids
in school should watch and memoroize that speech like it was another
Gettysburg Address.
These two are the opposite of professional - their hero worship is embarrassing.
BUT...
Rachel Maddow is exactly the same and her new MSNBC show starts next
week.
She lives and breathes Obama's divinity with every beat of her heart.
She was hired to echo the comments made my Tweety and Olbermann.
Are they going to dump her, too?
Note: Don't get mad at me for speaking the truth.
If you really, really, really like Obama, I'm sure you've regarded
the words of Tweety
and Olbermann as "just common sense," but they clearly went waaaaaay
too far.
Hell, we might've had a different nominee if MSNBC had done this earlier.
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Subject: Republicans running against the Republican Establishment
In his convention speech John McCain
admitted that Republicans lost the trust of the people
when "Republicans gave in to the temptations
of corruption." Is McCain now running against
the Republican establishment?
If so, does that mean that we should vote against
the Republicans running for Congress?
Or are all the Republicans going to run against
the Republican establishment?
I'm not sure that's "Change I can believe in."
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
And why did he send his pit bull out on Wednesday to hurl right-wing
sarcasm at Obama
and then come out Thursday and promise he'll end all that partisan
hate if he wins.
If McCain isn't controlling Palin - who is?
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Humorous & Political T-Shirts
Quotes
"Wasilla, Alaska is a very small town. The
town is so small,
they have no professional hookers
- just volunteers."
-- Letterman
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Quotes
"John McCain
is who he is. It's Sarah Palin's party now."
-- Der vulgar Pigboy, turning everything over
to an unknown
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How stupid are voters?
They say Cindy McCain
wore $300,000 worth of clothes and jewelry
when she gave the speech to introduce her much
older husband.
Why do voters elect Republicans who promise to make themselves richer?
Why do voters put up with the rich rubbing their
wealth in our faces?
Why do Democrats allow this crap to continue year
after year?
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Quotes
"Okay, I don't know this. I'm not in these
meetings,
you'll be happy to hear, because I
got other things to do."
-- Bush, when Woodward asked him about the surge in Iraq
Link
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Random thought...
Handjob pundits on TV keep asking,
"What's going on with the price of oil?"
"After Hurricane Gustav, prices went down - what's that about?"
"It makes no sense that oil is falling - we have to match Beijng's prices."
If you read bartcop.com you know exactly why the
price of oil is going down
faster than a Republican in a dirty Mens room stall at the Minneapolis
airport.
They're propping up McCain's candidacy.
The minute he wins the election, gas is going to $200
a
barrel and $7
a gallon.
If Obama wins, prices will inch lower until people stop complaining.
If we could just convince the poor to vote themselves a raise,
but the Democrats can't figure out how to list the facts and tell the
truth.
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What they think of her in Alaska
Excerpt:
"Our governor may be "pro-life" but I'm afraid
she means her own."
"McCain
recklessly chose someone he hadn't vetted. It's not Palin's fault,
but it displays rash decision-making and cynical
pandering."
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Palin is
reaping tons of political "points" because
she made
the CHOICE to have her last baby but
she wants
to DENY that choice for everyone else.
Why do they
always say they want less government
and then
try their best to to pass laws that intrude
on a pregnant
woman's most personal decision?
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Hulk Hogan's Divorce - Under Bush
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Thousands of dollars spent on clothing, grooming
and vacations are average monthly expenses
for Hulk Hogan's wife, according to financial
affidavits in the couple's divorce case near Tampa.
They disagree over his net worth; Hogan claims
it is $32 million,
while his wife, Linda claims it is $26.7 million.
What?
She claims $26M when he claims it's actually $32M?
He wants his litigating wife to know she
should sue for more?
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
That's just crazy.
I shoulda been a nutbag, Hollywood divorce lawyer.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then
they got their big Halliburton upgrades
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $125 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $750,000,000
every
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whore media is too busy investigating
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