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Wednesday Sept 24, 2008 Vol 2215 - Decomplish
 Quote of the Day "It's the economy stupid--and empathy.
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Quotes
"Obama is not ready for the presidency. It
is arguable that McCain, because of
his boiling moralism is not suited
to the presidency. Unreadiness can be corrected
by experience. Can a dismaying temperament
be fixed?"
-- George Will, apparently endorsing Obama,
Link
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Economic
Fears Give Obama the Lead
The Old man is all about tax cuts for the super-rich
Excerpt:
Turmoil in the financial industry and growing
pessimism about the economy have altered the shape
of the race, giving Obama the first clear lead
over McCain, according to a WaHoPo poll.
Just 9 percent of those surveyed rated the economy
as good or excellent, the first time that number
has been in single digits since the days just
before the 1992 election. Just 14 percent said the country
is heading in the right direction, equaling the
record low on that question in polls dating back to 1973.
More voters trust Obama to deal with the economy,
and he currently has a big edge as the candidate
who is more in tune with the economic problems
Americans now face. He also has a double-digit
advantage on handling the current problems on
Wall Street, and as a result, there has been a rise in
his overall support. The poll found that, among
likely voters, Obama now leads McCain by 9 points.
Can we hold the elction NEXT Tuesday instead of in November?
Can we send John Kerry to Gabon until November 10th?
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Subject: will the bailout money be stolen too?
Bart,
Yes, Yes, YES!
Why can't someone explain to the stupid American
voters that the GOP
wants to bankrupt the US so they can end all
social security, medicare,
medicade, school lunches, section 8 housing,
etc, etc. etc.
And they have had a great start under war criminal Bush!
And why can't someone point out that the GOP's
"trickle down" theory of economics
didn't work under Alzheimer Reagen, did not work
under Daddy Warbucks Bush,
did not work under War Criminal Bush Jr.
Yet some Americans still think McCain would do
better!
Un f-ing beleivable!
Sorry for the rant Bart, I just get sooooooooo
pissssssed!
Jon in Ohio
Jon, you should be pissed - everybody should.
When Bush "reforms" something it means he steals the money and
we go broke.
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Dems Cave on Offshore Drilling
Excerpt:
Democrats have decided to allow a quarter-century
ban on drilling for oil off the coasts to expire
next week, conceding defeat in a with BIG OIL
set off by $4 a gallon gasoline prices this summer.
David Obey, D-Wis., told reporters that a provision
continuing the moratorium will be dropped this year
from a stopgap spending bill to keep the government
running after Congress recesses for the election...
"If true, this capitulation by Democrats following
months of Republican pressure is a big victory
for Americans struggling with record gasoline
prices," said House GOP leader John Boner of Ohio.
Sometimes, you fight to the finish.
Sometimes you have to cave, but you can negotiate your caving - unless
you're a Democrat.
It would've been so easy to say, "We'll agree
to offshore drilling IF..." but nooooooooooooo.
The Democrats are (A) too stupid and (B) too unwilling to learn.
Seriously, if they read bartcop.com they'd have
to learn something, right?
They make the same stupid mistakes again and again and they never learn.
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Subject: dumdass remarkes
So if Obama is'nt elected, We are racists. You
can't be that stupid.
Bob Ski
IF
some/many white Democrats refuse to vote for
the more qualified candidate and he loses,
how does that make me stupid?
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Quotes
"What Obama doesn't have, so far, is an economic
message. He's missing a story about
what's gone wrong with the American economy
and how to fix it. He hasn't got a decent slogan.
Bill Clinton talked about 'Putting people
first,' 'It's the economy, stupid,' 'Building a bridge to
the 21st century'...Obama's lack of a resonant
economic message has left too much space in
the political discourse for freak-show debates
about lipstick and moose hunting."
-- Jake Weisberg,
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This will upset the lay-off-Sarah-Palin readers
but some toons are just too good to pass up.
Suicide Pact
Excerpt:
The words are stunning, so stark naked in their
greed, lust for power, and utter contempt for America:
"Decisions by the [Treasury] Secretary pursuant
to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and
committed to agency discretion, and may not be
reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency."
Yhis grants the Secretary of the Treasury sole
authority to dispense $700 billion as he sees fit among the
troubled financial markets. That would, right
off the bat, make him the de facto most powerful man in America.
The language stripping him of all accountability
is just icing on the cake. Incidently, the President himself
could be construed to be an "administrative agency"
which means that Paulson really would answer to nobody.
Now there's a man who would never have any trouble
filling out his dance card.
Paulson could decide that the Moonie Times or FOX News needs that $700
billion
and there's nothing we can do about it if the Democrats bend
over as usual.
"Bart,
why don't you trust our president?"
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F___ You,
Bill Clinton
by Paul Slansky, liar and whore
The Huffy Folks still hate his f___ing guts
Excerpt:
Given that we would never have had the odious
George W. Bush in the White House in the first place
if it wasn't for your blow jobs, Bill, it seems
obvious that you owe it to the people of this country, and
especially to the parents whose kids died in
the Iraq War that Gore would never have started, and to
all the parents whose kids would be killed in
the WarFest that would be a McCain/Palin -- sorry,
Palin/McCain administration -- to do everything
in your power to get Barack Obama elected.
Yeah, there you go - blame the Clintons for every evil under the sun.
Be sure to give them all the blame and none of the credit.
You can make a lot of money in America this way - but you knew that.
Gee, I wonder how Paul Slansky's sex life would hold up if the Facsist
dogs spent $100M
threatening everyone Slansky knew, ever worked with and ever known
with death in prison
if they didn't fabricate some lies to hang him?
One again we see proof that we'd rather McCain be president - as long
as we can blame the Clintons.
These we-hate-ourselves Democrats won't be happy until the Clintons
are dead and buried,
but even then, they'll be blaming them for whatever bad stuff happens
in the 22nd century.
And just to prove the point, I'll bet you could search the web for a
week and not find
a column with as much pure hatred for the Clintons written by a Republican.
It's possible we could lose this election because these Demo-Clinton-haters
have driven
home the point that the most successful democrats are actually the
scum-of-the-Earth,
so why not play it safe and vote for McCain-Palin?
Paul Slansky, you're a liar and a whore.
Sidebar:
The first reaction e-mail to this filth began with:
"And let's not forget how the Clintons made no effort whatsoever on Kerry's part."
Yeah, Bill Clinton is so selfish, he let a little thing like
quadruple
coronary artery bypass surgery
slow down his campaigning for Kerry. How self-centered can a man get?
Clinton should be hung.
<Bart does a shot...>
Bill Clinton is the only double-winner we've had in 60 years.
He's the only man alive who's beaten the Fascist dogs twice - and we
f-ing hate him for that.
<Bart does another shot...>
Barack, be very careful.
If you win, or Koresh forbid win two terms,
these same "loyalists" will be smearing you like peanut butter in 2018.
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Quotes
"Yesterday, Bush announced a massive plan to
bail out our banking institutions,
which might cost taxpayers more than
a trillion dollars. To put that in perspective,
10 Bill Gates and 35 Oprahs still don't
add up to a trillion dollars."
-- Jimmy Kimmel
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Subject: Come on Bart - 12 year old Catholic boy?
When you mentioned the comment about the 12 year
old Catholic
that figured out he didn't like girls, that made
him Gay, not a pedophile.
From Sheryl, a catholic who figured out she didn't
like boys at age 12.
I was attenpting to discover why people with non-mainstream sexual
predelictions often turn to the comfort of organized religion.
Are you saying it's just a coincidence that hundreds or thousands of
priests
have raped and sodomized the little boys that were placed in their
care?
Funny, you never hear of hundreds of pilots raping kids, or hundreds
of plumbers,
or hundreds of lawyers - it's always the priests and they dedicate
themselves to
keeping this Worldwide Organized Rapefest going so one has conclusions
to draw.
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Subject: Bush Doctine
Plesae spell out the "Bush Doctrine" for your
readers.
Bob Ski
In the strictest sense, it means if Bush has a suspicion that some person,
country or entity may,
someday, if they happen to get lucky and obtain the necessary technology,
decide to attack us,
well, then we'll just murder them now and save the wait.
In a broader sense it's Bush's "my way or the highway" attitude.
If Bush sees something he wants, like Iraq's oil, he's going to take
it.
That's the Bush Doctrine.
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Subject: Not a Palin Fan, but...
Palin said that you could see Russia from an island
in Alaska. The part about HER
being able to see it from HER house is a result
of lazy <non> fact-checking....AND
she has done nothing to disabuse us of the misinformation.
Lucy D
Lucy, what's your point?
Do you think I'm going to be fair to those
sons of bitches?
ha ha
Have we met?
Hi, my name's Bart!
I don't check facts - I pound Fascist scum into
little Fascist scum meatballs.
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Subject: Okies stealing land
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Quotes
"Somebody hacked into Sarah Palin's email account.
They don't know who did it
but it's someone who understands technology
and is interested in her background.
So we can rule out McCain."
-- Bill Maher
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The Truth
about Marihuana
by Slothrop
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Subject: MORONS!
You are a bunch of very mean and angry people.
Why would ANYONE give you morons money when they
could
donate to the Red Cross and actually do some
GOOD on this earth?
Stop ranting and DO something constructive.
PEACE,
Shannon
Marie
Shannon, how do you spread peace by yelling "MORONS!" at strangers?
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American Dream In The Desert: A Burning Man Report
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Quote
"If something stupid can be said, you can believe
someone on Daily Kos has said it."
-- the great and powerful Kos, Link
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Subject: shut the fuck up
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featuring
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Quotes
"McCain sold his soul a long time ago; he has
been auctioning it on eBay. He deserves to lose.
On the economy, though, Obama is not
exactly demonstrating that he deserves to win either. "
-- Andrew
Sullivan, (R-Prissybitch) Link
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Subject: Bailout bullshit
Dear Bart,
Let's see if I have this right. We are a family
that wants to put a shelter over our heads
and it's a close shave, but we bet on the future
of housing prices and take an adjustable
loan on a house. Things go south and our bet
turns out badly and we are out on the street
because of our bad judgment and lack of moral
turpitude.
But if I am a banker who wants to make more and
more money, and I bet on the future
of housing prices and make investments based
on the same hope as the homeowner and
things go south and the bet turns out badly,
I get bailed out by the taxpayers and walk away
with millions of dollars in golden parachute.
Bart, WTF is wrong with this picture?
Why can't bloated gas bags like Chuck Schumer
try and boil this down for the voter
instead of bloviating ad nauseam? I am so sick
of Democrats and I've been one all my life.
Keep Hammerin Bart,
s. noons
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Subject: Obama struggling to win over Clinton Voters
Wear your asbestos suit for this one.
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I'm sure it'll be funny and great.
Maher is my twin on religious insanity.
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Treehouse Crossword Puzzle 18
Today's Puzzle is Easy Antonyms
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Subject: Why isn't Obama fighting?
Bart, you are so correct; obama ain't fighting.
all those obama-ites who write in complaining about your "criticism" are just blinded by love, etc.
they need to wake up. palin has mobilized
their right-wing low-IQ base.
and oldman plane-crasher has the vote of neanderthal
military bozos.
and that may be enough to swing those cretinized
red states into an electoral college win.
how intelligent can the average voter be- they voted for dumbom bush not once but twice.
obama comes over like an "intellectual"; which
scares off the multitudes of ignorant voters.
he reminds me of Adlai Stevenson- who lost
against the more folksy Ike.
in USA, it's always the more "earthy image" that
wins. smarts don't matter.
better to be "strong" and wrong like McJerk
than accurate and weak Obama.
when will people wake up?
obama needs some short sound-bites.
how about this-
"McCain wants to cut taxes for those rich CEOs who just caused this economic collapse".
"After 8 yrs of a Republican president, are you ready to vote for another one with similar policies."
...but the dems never learn.
probably shrum is running this campaign which
means a 9th loss in a row.
cheers
Don in Stockholm
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Subject: Liberals bailing our Conservatives
Now that the conservatives are coming to the taxpayers
for a 700 billion dollar bailout
I'm wondering what the conservatives are willing
to give up in exchange for this massive welfare check?
Maybe they should compensate us by giving up the
Iraq war and the election?
Maybe they should at least admit they were wrong?
We taxpayers need something
before we hand over $2300 per person to bail
out the rich.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
McCain said yesterday it was $10,000 per household.
I don't know about you, but I can't afford to give the super-rich another
$10,000.
Besides, that $700 billion IS NOT MISSING!
The super-rich still have that cash and they want to keep it.
Sidebar: This Wall Street "crisis" is just like a dope deal.
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Iraq
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barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then
they got their big Halliburton upgrades
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $125 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $750,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history
but
our whore media is too busy to investigate.
4,157
brave men and women
have been sacrificed on the Altar of Oil.
All because of Bush's oil greed
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
Where's all that oil money going?
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