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Quotes
"We got the opposite of Dennis Kucinich
and Jimmy Carter: We got zionist, ultra-right wingers
for ministers such as Robert Gates, Hillary
Klinton, Rahm Emmanuel, etc. Damn not even one
progressive. The only one who is a bit sane
and mentally stable is Bill Richardson, but his possition
is not an important one. We are doomed,
with main zionist, right-wing, warmonger, capitalists in the
Obama administration. So once again
we got raped and betrayed, just like all the time."
-- the words of "Visible" at smokingmirrors.blogspot.com
I'm not familiar with this crazy bastard.
Does anyone know if he's always been crazy?
Or was he driven crazy by Hillary hate
or Israel hate?
Poor Obama - I feel sorry for the guy.
He's got the Left to contend with for four years.
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Liberals voice concerns about Obama
Excerpt:
Liberals are growing increasingly nervous – and
some just flat-out angry – that Obama
seems to be stiffing them on Cabinet jobs and
policy choices. Some are saying, in effect,
that the new boss looks like the old boss - George
W. Bush.
"Wahhh wahhh!" said Tim Carpenter, national director
of the Progressive Democrats of America.
OpenLeft blogger Chris Bowers asks: “Isn't there
ever a point when we can get an actual
Democratic administration?”
“There don't seem to be any liberals in Obama's
cabinet,” writes John Aravosis of Americablog.com.
“What does all of this mean for Obama's policies,
and just as important, Obama Supreme Court announcements?”
Aravois was one of those people who lied, cheated
and stole to get Obama elected.
Aravois was one of those
"Obama is God and Hillary is of the Devil"
left-wingers and
now he's whining because Obama hasn't hit five
grand slams in his first at-bat?
If I started my own political party of non-whining,
left of center pragmatists, who'd come with me?
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Attempted
Burger King Jihad in Tulsa
Trooper honored for subduing armed handjob
Excerpt:
On Sept. 5, Robinson dropped his wife and kids
at the Burger King and soon after his cell phone rang.
"My spouse told me there was a man inside with
a gun, saying he was going to kill everybody," said Robinson.
Robinson turned around in time to see people
fleeing the building, including his wife and kids. Robinson parked
and peered inside the Burger King and saw a man
dressed in black holding a Glock.
When the handjob briefly removed his hand from
his gun, Robinson, who had approached from the man's
blind side, grabbed his arm. Now alone
in the restaurant, they wrestled on the floor before Robinson got
one of his handcuffs around the man's arm.
"The second one didn't lock in place, so we went down again,"
Robinson said. "He was a pretty stout guy."
Robinson had him fully cuffed by the time Tulsa cops arrived.
Robinson said. "I believe he would have loaded
up that gun and gone to town because he was praying
for Allah to help him carry out his mission."
Jerome Denson, 24, of Tulsa was arrested. He remains in jail.
For his actions, Robinson, 40, was named Trooper
of the Month.
Well, a shot of Chinaco for the brave cop, risking his life on his day off.
I don't eat at Burger King very much, but when I do it's this
one where the excitement was.
I carry a not-quite loaded Glock in my car, and you know what would've
happened if I had
been in the store when that happened? I would've run like a scared
bunny, that's what.
Then I would've dialed 911 on the Bartphone.
But if I was in the car outside the place, with my Glock inches away,
I would've dailed 911.
If the guy started shooting people in the Burger King, I'd dial 911
again, but I would've stayed
inside my car with my Glock loaded in case this monkey presented himself
for dying.
That's the thing about owning a gun - you have to be responsible.
But...you also have to look at things the way a jury will see it.
If that handjob had come outside and started shooting people in the
parking lot, then I could
see myself on trial for depraved indifference with the District
Attorney barking at me,
"You mean you just sat there with a loaded
gun and let this handjob kill people?"
If you're inside your home and some nut tries to get inside,
you can do whatever you want to him.
If you're outside, in public, you have to be very, very careful because
you don't have that luxury
of being able to do whatever you feel is necessary to protect your
family.
Years ago, two friends of mine went to eat at El Chico's.
A large dude (played NFL football)
had a beef with one of my friends so he went to the parking lot and
got his brass knuckles - that he
didn't need because my friend is short and slight - and Mr NFL beat
the living hell out of him.
Why do I bring this up?
Because my other friend had a 38 Colt in his pocket - but he "didn't
want to get involved."
My friend survived, but he spent years in a dentist's chair getting
new teeth.
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Subject: cats
Bart, we had the same thing happen to us...but worse.
Our cat jumped on the keyboard and somehow EVERYTHING
got deleted.
Hubby was able to restore it all after about
3 days, but yeah, cats have an
uncanny knack of hitting just the right (wrong)
key.
Also, re Marg H...from a 50 year old (how can
that BE?), thanks,
Lisa the Secretary/Treasurer
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Visit The Beat Museum in San Francisco
You might run into somebody
The Pre-Inaugural
Bash
Let's destroy him before he takes the oath
Excerpt:
Remember the good old days, like a month ago,
when Obama was seen as the bringer of hope?
These days, according to the pundit pooh-poohers
and the blogger banshees, the guy can’t do anything right.
He talks too much. He’s not saying enough. He’s
not doing enough. He’s hogging the spotlight.
He’s not strong enough. And, forget about his
Cabinet-to-be. It’s not liberal enough. It’s too Republican.
It’s not Republican enough. There’s only one
Hispanic and, of course, it’s the one that Chinese-Americans
don’t like. Clinton’s too risky. Gates is a Bush
mole. There are too many old faces. Where are the new ideas?
Where’s Howard Dean? Where’s Wesley Clark? Where’s
Kucinich? Where’s Michael Moore? Where’s Waldo?
Not too bad, considering the guy can’t legally
even order a tuna melt at the White House for another six weeks.
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Subject: my Saturn
Hi ho ho ho Bart,
I agree with Tom about Saturns.
I have a 1997 SL 4-dr that has been abused and
neglected (hey, when you don’t have any money
and the car is still running, you don’t ask questions),
and yet, it is still going 11 years later. I have less
than 88,000 miles on it and (sad to say) it hasn’t
had a tune up in 5 years. But I call it my energizer
bunny car because in spite of my poor treatment,
it keeps going and going and…..
Go Sooners!! #1 weeehaw!!!
ducks
I remember a trip report
that started out with me getting a ride to the car rental place
from a lady who owned a f-ing Pinto with 810,000 miles on it - and
that's not a typo.
BTW, if you have the time, that trip
report was written back in my Blue Period, when I was funny.
Excerpt:
(This is 100% orginal verbatim from October 2000)
Early the next morning, I saw three headlines:
1 - Surplus Up to $218,000,000,000 Dollars
2 - Poverty at 20 Year Low, Household Income
at All-Time High
and
3 - Poll Says 53 Percent of Americans want
a New Direction!
I agree.
Fuck Peace and Prosperity!
War and Recession builds character!
I saw it coming before every economist in America.
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A plan to
survive the Obama years
No, this time it's a Republican complaining
by Z. Dwight
Billingsly
"I hate
negroes"
Excerpt:
Americans usually get the government they deserve,
and I urge you all to get ready for this
21st century version of amateur hour. It's going
to be an embarrassing and dangerous time
for America and American ideals. There won't
be much, I'm afraid, to be thankful for.
Every strong Republican president who succeeded
in protecting America has allowed Americans
to become complacent about national security,
thereby opening the door for weak Democrats
who allowed enemies to threaten and attack America
without penalty. Obama will be no different,
and Americans will have to learn again that there
can be no economic security without national security.
What a fucking idiot this guy is. We're just now
getting rid of THE worst president in history,
by leaps and bounds, and he's warning us to get
ready for Obama's Amateur Hour?
(Thanks to Obama) no black man in America may
be called unqualified for any job that he might seek,
no matter his prior education or experience level.
Want to be a nuclear scientist but lack a Ph.D. in physics?
If the applicant is a black man, it's no problem.
Just offer hope to the profession and promise change
from all those stuffy theorems that have given
the discipline its structure over the years, and you're in.
.
Pure horseshit - absolutely
pure. A nuclear scientist doesn't campaign to win votes from 50 states
and this lying piece of shit knows that. He's pulling a
Limbaugh here - doing his best to act crazy
probably trying to get FOX News to notice he's Black and hates Obama.
That's $$$ in the bank!
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Quotes
"The Bushes bought a house in Dallas worth
$2M. See, this is where Bush outsmarted
everybody. People underestimate this
guy. Five months ago, you would have had to pay
$10 million bucks for that house, but
thanks to his economic plan, he got it at a bargain.
The man is a genius!"
-- Jay Leno, trying to be funny
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Subject: Images won't load with SAFARI
I am using Safari temporarily and HALF the time
pics won't load,
on most websites, but never yours.
intrepidjournalist
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The Greatest
Con-Man In Recent History
This time it's rense.com
Excerpt:
Within 3 weeks of his election he appointed all
the political dregs who brought on the unending wars
of the past two decades, the economic policy
makers responsible for the financial crash and the
deepening recession castigating tens of millions
of Americans today and for the foreseeable future.
We can affirm that the election of Obama does
indeed mark a historic moment in American history:
The victory of the greatest con man and his accomplices
and backers in recent history.
Have you ever read such horseshit
in your life?
Sure you have, if you were reading bartcop.com about
three minutes ago.
You think they came hard after Clinton? For liking niggers?
What do you think they'll do against a real "nigger?"
Sidebar:
You may not know it, but Clinton's impeachment
was all about him liking the Blacks.
The Arkansas Project (R- KKK) spoon-fed the House
Managers like they were hungry newborns.
See Gene Lyons & Joe Conason - The Hunting of the President
And now, in 2008, Obama has to fight those same bastards AND repel attacks
from the Left?
In the closing days, Obama said, "Our road
is long and our climb is steep."
That shows what an optimist he is.
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Quotes
"Ba-fucking-rock O-ma-lama-ding-dong-a!"
-- Thubten, in an e-mail
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Subject: Jon Favreau
He is an asshole plain and simple. You don’t have
to look at it as a Jodie Foster scene,
but you can EASILY see why others would.
As a Hillary supporter, I got really pissed at
those pricks when I saw that picture.
At first I thought it does look like frat boys
doing what frat boys are good at. (being sexist assholes)
But Obama people? And top tiered Obama
people? Fuck em. We get sick of this shit from
our own “dems” who treated (and still treat)
the Clintons like it was “bad” during their presidency.
If they are that careless . . . oh never mind.
You don’t think it’s bad.
I don’t think they should close the fraternity,
but at least admit those guys fucked up.
Sheryl
Sheryl, I think we agree.
These aren't dangerous people, they're just kids
with beer acting stupid.
Yes, it was stupid for them to pose this way and
it was extra triple stupid
to post this picture on Facebook but to me it
seems like the story should end there.
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The Born
Conspiracy
Fascist dogs hate democracy
Excerpt:
At first it was a relief to see that the crazed
handjobs who believe Obama isn't eligible to be president
didn't shoot any watermelons at their press conference
Monday afternoon. After all, these nutty bastards
seem to be heading for levels of mania that even
Dan Burton never dreamed up.
But considering the Supreme Whore Court had refused
Monday morning to hear a lawsuit about Obama's
citizenship, there was reason to hope that maybe
things at the press conference would stay reasonable.
Two and a half hours later, as Orly Taitz harangued
reporters for not investigating whether Obama's mother
was actually dead, that hope had been obliterated.
It was crushed by a torrent of half-baked legal theories,
vague platitudes about the Constitution and sinister
"facts" assembled by a collection of true believers
so extreme that even Michelle Malkin wants
nothing to do with them.
ha ha
Even Michelle Malkin thinks they're crazy?
How much more proof would anybody need?
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Quotes
"In 2012, we'll have Sarah Palin to clean up
Obama's mess
and remind us again of America's exceptionalism.
-- that Z. Dwight Billingsly handjob again, Link
Of course, these chickenshits would never
put their money where their whores mouths are.
No way
Obama will lie us into a war and get 4,200 soldiers killed for nothing.
No possibility
that Obama will screw-up the giant surplus, because Bush left only massive
debt.
No way
Obama will attack country "B" if country "A" attacks us.
No way
Obama will lose millions of jobs the way Der Monkey did.
No way
Obama will sexually molest the Chancellor of Germany.
No way
Obama will give China a sophisticated spyplane and then apologize for it.
No way
Obama will let his Enron friends use a nuclear sub to kill Japanese students.
No way
Obama will pardon Biden's Chief of Staff to cover his global crimes.
No way
Obama will give billions in non-performance contracts to his wealthy friends
...this list is endless, but it's too bad that prick Z. Dwight Billingsly won't bet on his predictions.
He's lying and he knows he's lying.
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Subject: Issues with images
They don't load on explorer either. Told
you that ages ago.
The only help came from a woman in New York who
said to
click on a link and then return.
Like magic, the images would all be there.
You need to fix it.
Greg
Greg, of course, I'd like to fix it.
But if I can always see the images, how will I know when I've succeeded?
Subject: Issues with images
And about Graham in Maine's problems. i also have
a mac (OS 10.4.11) and use only Safari:
your site works perfectly, always have, on my
side of the pond; if nobody can come up with a solution,
feel free to tell Graham he can email me,
i've been with macs since 1987, perhaps i could help.
Finally, a big purr from my cat to your bandits,
sorry about the mouse!
Thanks for your site,
jean-paul
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Remember our old friend Christian?
She has a Facebook page, if you want to drop by and say "Hey!"
Subject: Who do the complainers want ?
Hi Bart, remember all those people who wanted
a Pony?
And you said, we need a Tough Plough Horse, or
similar?
It seems that now that the Pony has turned out
to be a Tough Plough Horse
that can really take a load, those people STILL
want a Pony, something cute
you could keep in your back yard...
The "I want a PONY!!!" shout is not dead yet.
I think that will only end when they see
this Tough Plough Horse shift real freight.
Or then again, maybe not. A Pony is after
all a Pony ...
Keep on hammering, the iron is still hot and the
horse needs new shoes. Always.
Your friend,
Helmut in Germany
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Some Dallas
Cowboys are Sissies
by Jerry Jones
Excerpt:
After not practicing all week and with an additional
sore calf, star running back Marion Barber claimed
that he couldn’t play. Jones said Barber
could have taped and braced the toe well enough to let him play.
"He can play with that injured toe," Jones said.
"He can play with the soreness and a combination
of those things. I see nothing that led us to
believe he couldn’t."
Damn, we need some Bartcop Sports writers real, real bad.
Take last weekend, for example:
Sooners scoring 680 points this year with
five 600 yd games in a row.
Plexico, how badly can a man screw up?
Baseball players gamble in Vegas
De La Hoya gets his ass kicked
Dallas blows, then blows lead in 4th quarter
...and so much more.
Sure wish we had some Bartcop Sports writers.
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GM, Tiger Woo Part Ways
Excerpt:
General Motors and Tiger Woods said on Monday
that they would end their endorsement deal at the end of the year.
GM, which is asking the U.S. government for financial
support amid the economic slowdown,
and Woods, the billionaire, called the arrangement
"mutual and amicable."
So, GM can't afford Mr. Perfect anymore?
Maybe I was right about this guy all along.
Christ, if Tiger Woods had a half-a-heart OR half-a-brain,
he could've told GM,
"I love this country and I'll do whatever
I can to help it, so I'll work for you guys for free."
Tiger has many millions of dollars that he could
never live long enough to spend.
So why not play the hero and PRETEND you care
about the little people getting a paycheck?
I saw a thing on Yahoo News about "Music's Biggest
Sellouts," and they attacked Bob Seger for
giving his "Like a Rock" song to GM to help them
get out of a slump in the late eighties, maybe?
I say a shot of Chinaco to Bob Seger for giving Detroit his song so they could sell more trucks,
...and a shot of Cuervo to Mr. Perfect
for giving deserting Detroit in their hour of need.
Note to Bill who knows Tiger:
I'm just saying - he could donate 3-4 hours and maybe really
help Detroit.
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Subject: macs with safari and your site
Howdy Bart, when I read Graham in Maine's problem
about images not showing up,
I had only minutes before opened your site on
my macbook and saw only question marks
where the images should have been so I
clicked Safari > Reset Safari on the top menu bar
and when bartcop.com reloaded, all images
had returned and safari seemed a little faster.
Hope that helps
Old fixture round here
>Rob
Subject: macs with safari and your site
Bart,
I have a MacBook running OS X version 10.4.11,
using Safari.
No Problems with your site ever.
Steve G
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