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Quote of the Day "The Obama girls love living in the White House.    One complaint, though. Sometimes, at midnight,    when the moon is full, they can hear the squeaking    hinges on Dick Cheney's coffin."        -- Letterman

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Sarah Palin's Party  WaHoPo, Shlaes Strike Again  Nelson, Conrad Backstabbers  Press: GOP Backstabbers   Coleman the Crybaby Loser  Steele is token RNC chairman  Hero Pilot on 60 Minutes  Lauren Conrad turns 23

Quotes

"Limbaugh said he's not going to 'bend over' and grab his ankles just because Obama is black. 
  Do you think there's any chance in hell Rush Limbaugh could bend over and grab his ankles?"
      -- Leno, who isn't funny, but everybody likes a Pigboy joke,  
 

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It's Sarah Palin's Party Now
Can you hear Lincoln spinning in his grave?

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 Excerpt:
A new Rasmussen poll further demonstrates that the GOP could be in for a long stretch in the wilderness: 
A majority of GOP voters now say that the party should be more like Sarah Palin.

55% of Republicans say the party should be like Palin, 24% say they should be like John McCain.
 

Blank ignorance and abject stupidity is all the rage now in GOP circles.
Don't have a clue or a brain and you think God's talking to you?
They can USE you in today's Republican Party.

Apparently, as the semi-normal conservatives back away from the Party of Hate,
that leaves the Palin/Coulter/Pigboy faction in control and that's a good thing - for us.

If the Republicans want to commit suicide, I say we hand them the sword.
 

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Quotes

"Condi Rice is readjusting to life as a private citizen. God, you think after eight years of tense talks 
  with hostile tyrants, she would have had enough, but no, she went on 'The View.'"
     -- Unknown
 

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 Subject: dissing my Steelers?

bc,
 
I swear I actually thought you might send me a congrats. for my team's come from behind Super Bowl win 
but instead I go to the page and find that you posted a story about the bad officiating, implied that Arizona lost 
because of it and then wrote that the Steelers were no match for the Cardinals.

Did you see the game?  :)
Warner had what - 366 yards passing?
 
We were no match for the Cardinals?  The 9-7 Cardinals whose schedule this year was a piece of cake 
while we had the most gruelling schedule in the league and ended up 12-4?  Those Cardinals? Seriously? 
Not taking anything away from their game yesterday, they nearly beat us, but they were underdogs for a reason.

You have to uinderstand - I've always loved the Steelers - they're Cowboy Stompers!
As long as Dallas loses I really don't care who wins, but it sure would be nice to watch a 
football game where the network wasn't openly rooting for my team to lose.
 
Oh, yeah, I'm a Big-Time Steelers Fan (tired as hell from Sunday's celebrations) and you guess wrong, 
I didn't think the refs did a great job. I thought they sucked as usual. PgH got plenty of bad calls too -
(that so-called safety that added to their score and the callback of Ben's touchdown that lost us points)
- and others, but great teams don't whine about the bad calls, they overcome them to win. We did that, they didn't.

What about the last play of the game?  The Cardinals had the ball at roughly mid-field and it looked to me 
like Warner threw an incomplete pass but they ruled in a fumble - end of game - everybody go home now..

In the last 2 minutes, every controversial play is supposed to be reviewed, right?
Plus, PittburgH got a penalty on the last play so, had the judges reviewed the call, 
Warner might've only needed 45 yards for a touchdown and maybe 10 for a field goal.

But NBC and Madden and Michaels (and maybe the refs) had their minds made up.
The press liked the "PittsburgH juggernaut" story more than they liked the 9-7 "Cinderella team."

Do you think that the refs were in the tank for the Steelers? 
Otherwise what you wrote doesn't make any sense to me. 

How many times were their anti-Cardinal calls reversed? I can think of one.

What other reason could they have had for swaying in favor of the Steelers? 
Why would they prefer the Steelers over the Cards?  I'm just not seeing it.

Why would poor people vote to give the super-rich a tax break?
There's a lot of insanity in this country that I can't explain.

When Santonio made the game winning catch in the end zone, (Great catch, no doubt) 
the Cards were ahead.  Why couldn't they keep the lead? I don't recall any bad calls 
being made against the Cards in that last 2 1/2 minutes (the Steelers got a couple).

Bottom line - We were the best team on the field Sunday. 
It was an exciting game and both teams played great but the Steelers made the plays 
when it counted. Ben played the game of his life and the team deservedly won.

I can't wait to congratulate them at the parade.
 yb

The great news is this was just a football game.
It's not like we have to suffer thru 4 years of religious insanity because my team lost.

I'm happy that you're happy and congrats to the Steelers.

Last thing:
I'm glad Bruce took my advice and played some exciting songs instead of funeral dirges.
 

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 Subject: A Missed Opportunity

Michael Phelps missed a huge opportunity to make the world a better place. Instead, he chose to be smart, 
to protect his career and his image - he apologized for letting someone photograph him hitting a bong.

 Link

 Excerpt:
IImagine what would have happened if he had said something like...

Hello, does anyone here remember I just won eight frikkin gold medals?  Obviously, smoking a little pot 
did NOTHING to diminish my ability to own every other swimmer in the whole frikkin world. So what's 
our problem here? Why does the International Olympic Committee have its panties in a wad over me 
smoking a little pot? Why is the world at war with a harmless weed? 
 

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 Quotes

"Obama had a Super Bowl party at the White House.  Was I invited?  No!  And why? 
  Because he knows I have a better TV than he has in the White House."
    -- the vulgar Pigboy, suffering from another syphilis flareup
 

 Hey Rush. maybe you weren't invited because nobody likes a lying, Nazi whore.
 

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WaHoPo, Shlaes Strike Again

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 Excerpt:
Over the summer, the Washington Post ran a piece from conservative writer Amity Shlaes, explaining that the 
national economy was fine, there was no recession, and that Phil Gramm was right to call us a "nation of whiners."...

Paul Krugman explained in November that there's "a whole intellectual industry, mainly operating out of right-wing 
think tanks, devoted to propagating the idea that F.D.R. actually made the Depression worse." Shlaes is, alas, 
at the top of this enterprise.

Now, if only someone would explain to me why the Post's op-ed editors feel compelled to publish the same 
misguided piece from Shlaes, making the same misguided argument every month or so, I'd appreciate it."
 

*I* can explain it - it's the job of the whore press to praise Fascist scum and attack Democrats.
The White House Press Corps have come alive after their 8-year slumber to attack Obama.

The NYWTimes hammered Clinton mercilessly for years on the phony Whitewater "scandal"
then the bastards helped Bush/Cheney sell their bloody Iraq lies - it's what the whore press does.
 

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 Subject: I did a double-take when I saw this sign on the Kansas Turnpike!

I stopped at a new rest area while driving on a business trip in Kansas.  At first, I couldn’t believe 
what I thought I saw; then I started cracking up and took this picture ‘cause no one would believe me otherwise.

Apparently, the builders let a sub-contract for snark, because, as I noticed on the way out, 
the self-serve soda fountain offered both “regular ice” and “diet ice”!

Good job, Kansans!  (I mean that literally—anything that can lift my spirits 
during a 5 hour drive is alright by me!)  Picture taken October 15, 2008.
 Eddy the Pillar
 

Dude, it's in Okiehomie, too.
Our regular rest stop on the way to Adoption City has the same logo.

On one hand it looks kinda gay, but on the other hand,
show me a gay guy who's not proud of his junk. (That's a joke - don't write)

If I was traveling in another country and saw that sign,
I'd have a seat and watched to see who walked in before I took a chance.
 

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Quotes

"The House passed the stimulus bill with not a single Republican vote. Aren't you glad 
  that Obama watered it down and added ineffective tax cuts, so as to win bipartisan support?" 
    --  Paul Krugman,    Link
 

 He has a point.
 Will Obama continue to be Mr Nice Guy?
 Will he continue to be surprised when the GOP screws him for being nice?
 

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Nelson (D) Conrad (D) Backstabbing SOBs

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 Excerpt
Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) says he is "undecided" on whether to support Obama’s recovery plan. 
Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND). "I’d have a very hard time voting for what came over from the House," 
he said today on Fox Whore News, echoing conservative talking points:

Sen. John Cornyn (R-Gay), who is helping lead the GOP opposition to the stimulus plan, 
embraced Conrad in a subsequent interview. "I do agree with much of what Sen. Conrad said," he said. 
 

If Nelson and Conrad want Obama to fail, that's one thing.
But running over to FOX Whore News to bitch about their new president is just more backstabbing.

Republicans stick with their 25% approval presidents thru murder, rape and torture.
Democrats stick the shank in their brand-new, 65% approval president every chance they get.

How did I get in a party of backstabbing sons of bitches?

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Quotes

"More big government spending on liberal government programs 
  won't put Americans back to work."  
     -- Rep. Mike Pence (R-Iraq Shopper)    Link
 

"These are the same people who told us the Bush tax cuts were going to lead to nirvana...
  It shows us their priorities: take money away from 95 percent of the American public, 
  and give it to the wealthiest Americans who need it least." 
    -- Rep. Earl Blumenauer (D.Ore.), takling my advice to list the damn facts,     Link
 
 

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 Subject: Spending our baulout money

I haven’t emailed you lately Bart… hope all’s well there in knuckledrag.  
I will be calling my reps Feingold, Kohl and Sensenndouche about this one today…

Any firm that accepts bailout money should be under strict conditional rules 
and regulations prohibiting such sort of excesses. 
 Gregory P

Wells Fargo cancels Las Vegas trip

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 Excerpt:
Wells Fargo abruptly canceled Tuesday a pricey Las Vegas casino junket for employees after a torrent 
of criticism that it was misusing $25 billion in taxpayer bailout money.

The company initially defended the trip after The Associated Press reported it had booked 12 nights 
beginning Friday at the Wynn Las Vegas and the Encore Las Vegas. (The most expensive in Vegas) 
But within hours, lawmakers on Capitol Hill had scorned the bank, and the company canceled. 
 

Twelve nights at the two most expensive hotels in Vegas?
Who spends 12 nights in Vegas?
How can they claim they need money?
 

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 Subject: Peanuts

So here we go again.

If my child was one of the 8 [so far] who died from this breach of trust,
I'd be visiting the Peanut Corporation of America with a shotgun under my arm.
 MW.
 

I saw a thing on the news about some homeowner who refused to let the bank take his house.
He killed himself, maybe the wife & kids, too.

Bush will be killing people for the next decade.
 

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GOP stabs Obama in the back
 by Bill Press

 Link

 Excerpt:
Bipartisanship is a myth. At least, it’s a myth at this time in Washington, with this gang of negative, out-of-touch, 
calcified Republicans led by the clueless John Boehner... Both in his speeches and actions, Obama’s extended the 
hand of bipartisanship to Republicans. And how did they respond? By stabbing him in the back. When his $819 billion 
stimulus package came up on the House floor, not one Republican voted for it. Not one. So much for bipartisanship...

What a big mistake. Didn’t Republicans learn anything under Bill Clinton? In 1993, facing a much milder economic downturn, 
President Clinton crafted his own economic recovery plan and also reached out for bipartisan support. But Republicans refused 
to cooperate. Newt Gingrich warned that Clinton’s plan would create a deep recession. So Clinton, too, had to settle for enacting 
an economic plan with not one Republican vote. The result? Eight years of the most sustained non-wartime economic growth in our history.
 

The difference is - it's the GOP's job to be dirty sons of bitches. Obama should know that - or maybe he's learning 
that lesson now, but Obama wouldn't know the Democrats were dirty backstabbers unless he read  bartcop.com
 

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Quotes

"For all of Barack Obama's courtship, he got the same number of Republican votes as Bill Clinton did 
  for his economic package in 1993: zero.  "In Beltway politics, it's better to be feared than loved. 
  Obama didn't want to win ugly. But winning is winning. He invited leaders from both parties over 
  for cocktails at the White House last night. I hope they had a stimulating chat."
      -- Howard Kurtz,     Link
 

 I'm so old, I've lived long enough to hear Kurtz say something that wasn't 100% super-stupid.

 So, the question is: 
 Did Obama learn from his mistake?
 Or will he continue to play nice with the rapid dogs that bit him?
 

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 Subject: Re: Worst Referees Ever

Bart, you wrote:

> PittsburgH was no match for the Cardinals but those refs are tough to beat.

Were we watching the same game?
There were problems wit the refs on both sides -- we lost a TOUCHDOWN because of bad refs.

Sounds like sour grapes to me.  :o)
  Suzanne the pillar
 

So, you agree that the refs were the worst ever?  :).

I'm happy for you and the PittsburgHers.
 

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Quotes

"Fear of The Lord is the Beginning of Wisdon."
      -- bumper sticker seen in Tulsa, OK
 

 Why are religious people proud that they live in fear? 
 Why aren't they angry that they were SOLD a pack of lies?
 

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Coleman the Crybaby Loser

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 Excerpt:
The success of Norm Coleman's lawsuit to overturn the wishes of the voters could depend on how willing 
the trial judges are to find a precedent in the U.S. Supreme Court ruling from Bush v. Gore.

Coleman's greatest hope to rape democracy is his argument that about 11,000 rejected absentee ballots 
should be given another look by the three judges hearing the case. His lawyers argue that many were rejected 
while other ballots with similar mistakes were counted, that standards were applied differently from county to 
county in violation of the constitutional standard of equal protection.

"It's a long shot," said Jan Baran, former general counsel to the RNC, "But it worked for Bush v. Gore."
 

It worked for Bush against Gore because the Supreme Court is packed with crooked bastards.
They had no standing in the 2000 election but they butted in to help their boy steal power.

Reminder:
Since Bush stole power, whenever a case came before the Whore Court, they asked 
the White House how Bush wanted them to rule, instead of following the damn law.

Will they now call and ask Obama how he wants them to rule?
Of course not, the crooked sons of bitches.

I predict they'll call Bush in Dallas and ask him how they should rule.
 

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Michael Steele becomes token RNC chairman

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 Excerpt:
The Fascist Dog Party chose the first black national chairman in its history Friday, after the nation elected the first African-American president. 
The choice marked no less than "the dawn of a new party," declared the new token Michael Steele. Republicans chose Steele over four other 
candidates, including Bush's hand-picked GOP chief, who bowed out declaring, "Obviously the winds of change are blowing."

Steele takes the helm of a beleaguered Republican Party that is trying to recover after crushing defeats in November
that gave Democrats control of Congress put Barack Obama in the White House.

GOP delegates erupted in cheers and applause when his victory was announced, but it took six ballots to get there. 
He'll serve a two-year term.  Steele, an Uncle Tom, was considered the most moderate of the five candidates running.

He was also considered an outsider because he's not a member of the Republican National Committee. 
But the RNC clearly signaled it wanted a change after eight years of Bush largely dictating its every move.
 

How can they have it both ways?
They want Steele because "the winds of change are blowing" and then 55% of them say
they want braindead swinsuit model Sarah Palin to be their Bush-with-a-vagina in 2012.

Looks like they wanted a black guy to chair the party so they can say,
"See? We're not quite as racist as everybody says we are," which doesn't fly.
 

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Hero Pilot on 60 Minutes this Sunday

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 Excerpt.
In his first public comments about what it was like to safely land a passenger jet in the Hudson River, 
US Airways pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger described the ordeal "surreal" and said the silence in 
the cockpit after both engines lost power was "shocking."   Sullenberger said that while he was guiding 
the plane to a splash landing he felt "calm on the outside, turmoil on the inside."

The California pilot has been called a hero for safely landing the Airbus 320.
Asked what it was like when he realized both engines were out, Sullenberger called it "shocking."

"It was very quiet as we worked, my co-pilot and I. We were a team. But to have zero thrust 
coming out of those engines was shocking," he said.

Sully and his wife are to appear in an interview Sunday on CBS's "60 Minutes."
 

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 Subject: Tax cuts for the rich bankrupted America

OK, Bart, here's the letter I sent to both my Senators from Kentucky, one of which is Mitch "the Bitch" McConnell:

 Link

 Excerpt:
Frankly, I don’t see how President Obama’s economic stimulus package can be paid for without returning tax rates 
on the wealthy and on income made in stock market and other speculative ventures to the levels that existed in the 
decades between 1950 and 1980. Rather than saddling future generations of taxpayers with more massive amounts 
of debt, I urge you to call on those who have benefitted most from Reagan’s economic policies to turn loose of the 
ever-increasing wealth they have been hoarding, and actually create those middle class jobs which were promised.
 

Kentuckians have the same problem as the stupid Okies - they keep electing people who serve only the rich.
How many millionaires does Kentucky have?
How many Kentuckians live below the poverty line?

Yet on Election day, they send Mitch the Bitch back to DC to loook out for the super-rich.
Voters are too stupid to vote for their own self-interests and I blame the Democrats
because they refuse to list the reasons why the poor and middle class should vote for them.
 

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