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Quote of the Day "Thank you for listening to us.    That has not happened for the past eight years."      -- Andy Irvine, a Florida resident, to Obama in Fort Myers  Link    The Bush bastards might've ended up 20 points higher in approval  if they had just pretended they gave a flying F if people lived or died  but sometimes the super-rich just can't be bothered..

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Stimulus plan in Perspective  Who Keeps Screwing Us Over?  Obama Misreads His Mandate  Reich Marshall Cheney  Obama's Strange Obsession  Before It Goes Any Further  Aides: Obama Slapped  Various Music Hotties

Quotes

"Republicans want to continue the same fights that we've been having over the last decade. The American people,
on the other hand, realize that we want something different; hence, the results of the election. And, if you look at
(the economy) and how the Republicans have responded to a great deal of overtures by me, it's pretty clear that
the American people would like to see a different way of doing business. But old habits break hard so we're going
to keep on reaching out and eventually, I have confidence that it's going to pay off."
     -- Obama,    Link
 

 Obama has a great big brain and a big heart, but he's missing that bartcopian, smart-mouthed street sense.
 Maybe he's laying some longterm trap, and I hope he is, but he seems naive about how to handle a bully.

 Sure, you can reason with the bully - again and again - and, as time goes by, possibly someday make a breakthru,
 but I've found that they're a lot easier to connect with once they have a bloody nose - or a broken back.

 Please Barack, don't waste 2009 and 2010 trying to reason with the dog with the foaming mouth.
 Ten percent of America is on Food Stamps.
 Will you still be placating the foamy dog when that figure hits twenty percent?
 

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Stimulus plan put into perspective
 by Gene Lyons

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 Excerpt:
Maybe the best way to get some perspective on President Obama's $800 billion economic stimulus plan
is to compare it with a couple of his predecessor's noteworthy adventures in the art of governance.

Fantastic idea, one I've championed for years. When they attack Obama's
plans as "wasteful," it's always a great idea to ask, "Compared to what?"

Faced with a mild recession in 2001, Bush said "a warning light is flashing on the dashboard of our economy,
and we just can't drive on and hope for the best. We need tax relief now." His answer was a $1.35 trillion tax cut
targeted largely at the wealthy, i.e.. more than 50 percent larger than the Obama initiative.

You see?
All Gene Lyons did was list the facts and look what happened:
Bush's tax cut giveaway to the super-rich appears huge and wasteful
and Obama's recovery package seems modest and necessary.
If we could only get the Dems to list the facts, bit nooo.

Enacted with numerous Democratic votes, the Bush tax cuts were supposed to invigorate a sluggish economy.
Eight years later, the results are clear. Unemployment went from 4 to 7.6 percent and continues to increase frighteningly fast.
The economy lost 3.6 million jobs last year, and 600,000 in January alone. The number of persons living in poverty has risen
from 12.7 to 17 percent. In 2001, 17 million Americans relied on food stamps; today, 30 million do.

The point is the dashboard light is not blinking anymore. The U.S. economy's broken down at the side of the road
with black smoke pouring out from under the hood. Fire extinguisher? Completely unnecessary, Republicans chant.
Why, Rush Limbaugh says if we'd just cut taxes again, Americans could afford to rotate the tires. The fire will die out
eventually. Anything else would be socialism!
 

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"The events of the last week proved that there is a liberal America and a conservative America.
  Singing 'Kumbaya,' Obama went hat-in-hand to the GOP to get their approval for his stimulus bill,
  and they spit in his face."
      -- Gary Kamiya,   Link
 

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 Subject: we need to spend a little $$$

Bart, I overheard my Repub/Neanderthal in-laws talking about sitting on their wallets
so as not to help out the Obama/Socialist axis.  We Dems/patriotic Americans who are able,
need to spend a little $$ to help the economy since we now own this issue.

I'm underemployed myself but I know that the only slim hope of the zombie Republicans
coming back to life is to have the stimulus fail or the economy stay flat.  My purchase will be
the big screen TV which I can afford and have denied myself for too long.

Many thanks for your hilarious commentary and smackdowns in Monkey Mail.
 Dave in Portland

P.S. January reversed 5 consecutive months of slow consumer spending. Let's keep this going!,
 

I'm afraid our surrender-monkey Democrats will drop the ball - again.

We have to expect the Fascist dogs to attack Obama, saying,
"Look how bad the economy is under a Democratic president."

I'd like to see:
The Democrats reply with, "Fuck you - Bush broke the whole world
and it's gonna take some time to clean up his mess."

I'd settle for:
The Democrats keeping their back-stabbing pie holes shut.

I'm expecting:
The Democrats to continue to twist the knife in Obama's back for
"packing the stimulus package with wasteful spending."

How did I get in a party of inept, want-to-lose, suicidal morons?
 

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 Quotes

"He tried to roll her and she knew it."
     -- A House Democratic aide, on Harry Reid going before the cameras to announce a stimulus deal before Pelosi
         had signed off on the Senate’s approach to restoring some of the $21 billion in school construction funding  Link
 

  So who do we root for when the pink tutu Democrats attack each other?
 

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Who Keeps Screwing Us Over?

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 Excerpt:
I shouldn't be surprised by now. But I still was when I read the article this morning in the Washington Whore Post
explaining that the cap on executive pay has been removed from the stimulus bill. I knew what Congress was doing
yesterday by bringing the Wall Street executives in and scolding them in public was a dog and pony show.
But I had not realized how profoundly full of shit these politicians are.

They make a big display of yelling at the CEOs and then the next day they quietly remove any cap on their compensation.
These people are not on our side. This is why so many Americans are so damn frustrated. Everyone in power appears
to be bought and paid for. There is a circle of people in DC and NY that keep passing the money around to one another
and then come and collect it from us
 

That would be a great question to ask Obama at the next press conference.
 

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 Subject: Mike Malloy told me to go to your site

Bartcop, Malloy is never wrong....
I just put you into one of "Favorites".

Thanks and I will keep reading.
 Nancy
 

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"F.D.R.  put our country into a Great Depression. He tried to borrow and spend,
   and our country ended up in a Great Depression. That’s just history."
      -- Rep. Steve Austria (R-OH) saying the Great Crash of 1929 happened in 1933,  Link
 

 As long as our whore media allows the GOP to tell stupid lies like this,
 as long as the weenie Dems are too afraid to list the facts, "truths" like this will fill our history books.
 

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Obama Misreads His Mandate

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 Excerpt
Obama doesn't grasp the essentials of presidential leadership. Rather than making a compelling case for his economic policies,
he has resorted to curt rebuffs, such as telling House Republican whip Eric Cantor, "I won."    Nancy Pelosi said the same thing:
"We won the election; we wrote the (stimulus) bill." This is the trope of a party that has lost its ability to make an argument.

Mr. Obama and his team would be well advised to study Ronald Reagan's first 200 days in office. The contrast is instructive.
 

I smell it - don't you?

One BIG difference between Dems and rethugs is how they lose.
When a Republican wins, the Democrats get together and say, "The voters have spoken,
 they want us to work with the new president so let's get some things done."

When a Democrat wins, the Republicans get together and say, "The voters have spoken,
 they want us to work with the new president so let's fuck him to death."
Then they do just that.

When a Republican wins, the Democrats get together and say, "The voters have spoken
and the president should get whatever team he wants to help him govern."

When a Democrat wins, the Republicans get together and say, "The voters have spoken,
and the president should get whatever team we approve of."  Then they fuck him.
 

The idiot Democrats don't want to win

Their primary objectve is to be fair to the rabid dogs and I can't stand seeing that.
 

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Quotes

"A federal grand jury has subpoenaed the records of Pete Domenici (R-Crooked) as part of an investigation into
 whether Gonzales and other Bush bastards should face criminal charges" for the 2006 firings of nine U.S. attorneys.
 Prosecutors are also preparing to interview Scott Jennings, a former aide to Karl Rove."
      -- Matt Corley,      Link
 

 Can we get Scott Jenning to travel to DC by rail?
 It's a lot harder for Bush's CIA buddies to kill everyone on a train.
 

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 Subject: Cafferty

Bart, you wrote:

> But the problem is - Jack Cafferty can't be trusted.

Dude, YOU are the one who cannot be trusted.

Jack lost a show he had BECAUSE he can be trusted and he has told the truth about Bush
more times than you have shot shitty ass tequila, and  posted inane ramblings only a die hard
idiotic "republicans are evil" liberal (gag) shitck you have going,  moran.

PS Of all the obama cock suckers out there, you get a 10++ in the cuping the balls category!

Of course you and mikey revero at WRH could do a nice tossed salad together,
and I bet you a bottle of that shitty cheap ass tequila you drink that obama would like it
and have a cigarette with you afterward!LOL!

PPS The very fact that you WON'T read the bill just shows how stooopid you really are.
Eat shit and die.
From a concerned citizen who hates liberal fags and conservative fags.
 Andrew Spencer, fag hater
 
 
 

Banana Facts:
Bananas can help you with constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action,
helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

So eating more bananas might make it easier for you to pull your head out of your ass, Monkey.
 

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 Subject: bartcop volume #156 - your predictions

Dear Sir,
 
Leafing through some of your older works, I read volume # 156 of what you, at that time,
still called Rush Limba, Lying Nazi Whore. The accuracy of the predictions you made 
in your semi-final section is huge.
 
That section was about "Vote Republican/Bush" and the effects it would have on the U.S. economy. 
Apart from the subprime mortgage bubble that no-one could have foreseen in 1999/2000, 
your foresight to the effect Bush would prove to have is eerily astute.
 
Looking back at eight years of GOP-dominated economic policies, it indeed seems like heavy spending 
on military materials has slowed down the economy. Bush tried to undo this by urging everyone NOT 
to save up - hence his "ownership society"-ideal. When that failed, the lay-offs, through the chain of reactions 
you scetched, started after all. Indeed, the grey-haired did lose their savings, as you predicted. 
And now the economy is slowing down some more.
 
I hope the US and their president will find the means to overcome this heavy depression. 
We wish you and your fellow countrymen good luck from this side of the ocean.
 Wilbert van Dijk
 

 Excerpt:  (from Vol 156 - posted Nov 2000)
Then, the GOP cuts taxes for the ultra-rich, scaring the hell out of Wall Street because it signals to them 
that Reagan's trickle down monster has pulled the stake out of it's chest and is showing unhealthy signs of life, 
causing a full-blown selling panic on Wall Street which wipes out most of the life-savings the grey-haired 
Americans have counted on for their final years as a wave of uncertainty washes over America. 

With the stock market dropping faster than Dr. Laura's panties, money tightens up. With inventories up, 
business gets caught in the squeeze which begins the inevitable cycle of layoffs which slows the economy 
even further and creates a rising spiral of bigger layoffs and bigger-every-month unemployment reports. 
 

If an uneducated Okie could see it, why couldn't Wall Street, the media and the Democrats?

Note: 
There's some good stuff in those old issues.
 

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The Legacy of Reich Marshall Cheney

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 Excerpt:
It doesn't take a keen imagination to envision Cheney, in the uniform of a Gestapo officer, replete with the skull
insignia on the cap. Cheney would have been right at home in the more medieval branches of the Third Reich.
Like those stalwart defenders of all things German, Cheney believed (and believes) that in order for the fatherland
to remain safe, we had (and have) to do some pretty barbaric things. And like all the high ranking German officers
of that period during the run up to WWII, Cheney knew that a frightened populace was an easily manipulated populace.
Pose an internal or an external threat (or preferably, both) and you get mobs to cheer just about anything.

Wrap barbarism or illegality in love of country, and the cheers grow even louder. Cheney and cohorts repeatedly
mongered fear throughout his two terms in office, and that fear mongering worked so well that far too few Americans
questioned the things being done in their names˜the "secret rendition," the "enhanced interrogation techniques,"
the darker nuances of the "Patriot Act," and the "regime change" in Iraq, all of which were made possible because of
the classic Big Lie propaganda blitz that told a nervous nation that without such extreme measures, we would be sure
to see mushroom clouds over American cities, and Islamic terrorists in every shopping mall.
 

And the whore press fell for it, the Democrat fells for it and the scared public felt they had no choice.

They all refused to do their jobs so the Bush bastards got away with everything.
 

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Quotes

"Close to two-thirds of those surveyed said there should be investigations into allegations 
that the Bush bastards used torture to interrogate terrorism suspects and its program of 
wiretapping U.S. citizens without getting warrants. Almost four in 10 favor criminal investigations."
      -- Jill Lawrence,    Link
 

 
"I won't allow any charges to be filed.
 Protecting Bush is my top priority."
 

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Obama's Strange Obsession
Time to give up this 'bipartisan' bullshit

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 Excerpt:
This president and his party received a full-throated mandate to promote a new political agenda.  We all know that
the country was run into the ground by his predecessor and his predecessor’s party. So why in these desperate times
does he seem to care so much about being liked by the side he defeated? On inauguration eve, he bestowed on McCain
the very nice gesture of a dinner honoring his service. But McCain understood this as a mere pause in political combat.

This past week you could feel a stomach-knotted apprehension in the national perception of our brave new president.

Last week, a rejuvenated McCain headed right back to his Senate trench to machine-gun Obama’s stimulus package
as if nothing had happened on November 4 or January 20. The Republicans, in a sudden resurgence of discipline,
turned themselves back into the insurgents rather than the architects of the present chaos. And Obama himself seemed
taken aback that he didn't get him a single Republican vote in the House and only three predictable ones in the Senate.
 

This "Let's all be friends" crap has to stop before Obama does serious damage to America and his legacy.
Rahm Emanuel knows how to fight - why the hell is is he playing engineer on the Surrender Train?

I know how crazy this sounds, but Obama needs a guy like Ol' Bart in his inner circle.
He needs someone to say, "Why are we surrendering yet again when we fucking won?"
 

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 Subject: your blocked website

Bart, Is there a mirror site I can go use to read Bartcop 
when the internet provider has blocked political and humor websites?
 
Thanks,
 Denis
 

Denis, I don't know - maybe someone else does.
I think there are sites you can log into, then go to bartcop.

Anybody remember that anonymous user website?
 

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Let's Stop This Before It Goes Any Further

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 Excerpt:
The award for "Most destructive effect on public discourse by a single person" for the 2000s goes to Cheney.
"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has WMDs." Cheney, VFW speech, 2002.)
Of course, this is a career-achievement award, not limited to this one event.

My nominee for the winner in the 1990s would be Elizabeth "Betsy" McCaughey...In McCaughey's case, the equivalent
of WMDs was the original Clinton Health Reform plan.   In 1994 she wrote a cover story in the New Republic "revealing"
a number of hidden dangers in the Clinton plan that less careful analysts had somehow missed. Unfortunately for McCaughey,
most of what she wrote was false. Unfortunately for the Clintons, most of what she claimed was echoed uncritically and
became part of the conventional wisdom of why the bill couldn't pass.
 

Yes, and the turncoat, backstabbing Democrats agreed with every whore lie that bitch and the GOP told.
The Clintons got screwed on health care and so did all of us.

The Democrats were super-eager to agree that the Clintons were "out-of-control Stalinists" and the voters,
after hearing both sides say that about the Clintons, agreed so they elected Newt to stop health care and we 
lost congress.  The idiot Democrats didn't even have the damn brains to protect their own House and Senate seats.

The Republicans succeeded and health care costs are higher than ever - thanks to GOP lies and Dem cowardice.

Fast-forward to today and the same Dems are screwing Obama like they screwed the Clintons.

How did I get in the party of backstabbing weenies?
 

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Aides: Obama Slapped For Making Nice
 Are there any realists in this White House?

 Link

 Excerpt:
Judd Gregg's withdrawal as Commerce Secretary nominee has left aides Obama
feeling burned in their bipartisan outreach, the Washington Whore Post reports...

Obama himself has made public his surprise at Gregg's move. The president said
"It comes as something of a surprise, because Gregg approached us with interest and seemed enthusiastic

Mitch McConnell (R-Bitch) says he expects Gregg to receive a "standing ovation" 
when he walks into the next gathering of the Senate Republican Conference.
 

Of course he'll get a standing ovation.
Fascist dogs will reward him for pretending to want to help.

When will Obama get the message that this isn't a pinky-out tea party with high society women?
How long before Obama understands that the GOP aren't going to be his friends?
 
 

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 Subject: republican propaganda

Bart, I think you're paying too much attention to the Washington press:  
"Contraception, funding for the arts, restoration of the national mall, stop-smoking programs."

You wrote:

> If he's telling the truth - BIG "if" there - then I'll join him in denouncing Pelosi.
> I thought I heard Obama say all that had been stripped away, so yes, shame on her for putting it in there 

The money for those things was in there and it would have increased employment and would have produced 
lasting effects benefiting the economy.  Just because the troglodytes say it's pork or it's related to sex, 
doesn't make it bad, stupid, or ineffective.  They say the same thing about food stamps and health care spending.  
Don't pay any attention to them.

Pelosi in fact has been a major reason that the program is as good as it is--she didn't waste her time trying to be 
post-partisan or bi-partisan with the Republicans in the House.  Maybe it's time you looked at her a little more favorably.
 Mike in Cheney
 

Mike, I disagree.
When the nation is crumbling, why fill up the rescue package with condom programs?
That gave the Fascist dogs a perfect excuse to say, "There go those nutty Dems again."

How goddamn stupid can the Democrats get?

Putting a condom package in this stimulus bill is as smart as the LA detectives driving 
OJ's blood sample over to his ex-wife's house - why can't the idiot Democrats learn?
It gives the other side a chance to torpedo everything.

Can't they get anything right?
Can they even get five out of a hundred right?

If the Democrats ever get good enough to score a "gentlemen's F" on something
I'll take back at least half the critical things I've said about them.
 

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 Subject: Limbaugh playing racist song every show

Have you heard lately that Rush is playing a song that has racial overtones?   To further his berating of Obama,
Rush is playing the "Jeffersons"  theme to the to mock Obama, finally moving up in this world and into the White House.
Limbaugh has a black man singing it in slow motion to really drive home his racist point.
This Nazi pig is the most disgusting piece of filth to ever occupy the radio dial.
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They read it in Kauniainen , Finland

They read it in Hayden, Idaho

They read it in Moscow, Russia

They read it in Ballwin, Missouri - (Hi to Augustino!)

They read it in Montevideo, Uraguat

  Want to sell stuff everywhere?

They have money - their economy wasn't ruined by a religiously-insane moron.

 Why sell to America when you can sell to the world?
 

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