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Quotes
"If Iraq was Bush's war, Afghanistan could,
with this move, certainly become Obama's war."
-- Howie Kurtz, on Obama's order to finally deal with the 9-11 evildoers
that Bush ignored, Link
Hey asshole - Iraq was Bush's war because HE CHOSE to invade it for no legal reason.
If you're against routing out the bastards
who took down the Twin Towers,
why don't you GFY and move to Afghanistan
and help your Taliban friends fight America?
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Fox: the Socialist News Bastards
Excerpt:
To watch Fox News on Tuesday, you'd think a new
Berlin Wall was about to be erected along the banks of the Mississippi.
With Obama signing the stimulus, the word "socialism"
was almost never far away from the lips of someone on the network.
Transcripts for Fox's programming from Tuesday
shows that in the span of just six hours, the network managed to squeeze
in
five segments devoted to a discussion of impending
socialism; the words "socialism," "socialist" and "social democracy" were
used a total of 37 times. Cavuto, O'Reilly
and Greta all managed to stay socialism free, but "Special Report" and
Hannity
each had two segments about it, and Glenn Beck
had one. No transcript for "FOX Report" was available, but I caught
repeats of the segments from "Special Report,"
for a total of six time slots on the subject between 4 p.m. ET and 11 p.m."
There's a reason why FOX lost $6.5 billion dollars in the latest quarter.
Only the Nazi right wants to hear them slam Obama 24/7/365 with racist
remarks and outright lies.
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Quotes
"Libby deserved a pardon. Bush didn't want
to take the heat for such a pardon. Either that, or else his
refusal to pardon was a passive-aggressive
move to punish Cheney's team for supposedly embarrassing
Bush or at least causing unwanted controversy
one too many times. Shame on Bush."
-- Quin Hillyer,
angling for his own show on FOX Whore News, Link
Time for some quesswork:
Bush and Cheney are angry with each other about Libby - why?
Odds are Cheney gave the orders to slime Plame and Bush knew nothing
about it.
This is Bush playing Reagan in Iran-Contra to Cheney's Poppy.
While Bush was telling America, "It's my job
to make the tough decisons
and it's your job to go about your business,"
that's
what Cheney was telling HIM!
Bush said, "If we catch the leaker we'll deal
with him," not knowing the leakers were Rove & Libby.
When the truith came out, Bush was made to look like the lying fool
but maybe THIS TIME he was innocent.
So when Cheney came begging for a pardon for Libby, Bush got even and
said "No. You lied to me!"
Like Reagan, Bush had no f-ing idea what was happening inside his own
damn White House.
This is why you never "elect" an affable dork to a position of great
power.
Since the Democrats constantly lined up to praise Reagan's greatness
again and again,
the GOP decided to run Reagan II and it was even worse the second time.
When will the Democrats learn that praising the enemy hurts them?
Better question:
Are the Democrats capable of learning?
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Subject: guns in national parks
If you allow guns in nat’l parks, what will stop
the one-toothed, fence farting redneck
from smirking at the park rangers as he walks
by with a BIG bulge in his trench coat,
and then kills (poaches) all the animals he wants,
and then later says “it wasn’t me who did it.”
Nothing, just like there's nothing to stop him
now.
But if I run into that asshole, I'd want to be
armed.
Although it is scary to think of meeting “Jason”
or “Michael” on the trail,
or even a crazy chimp, my guess is that the chance
of doing so is very very low.
Ths odds of you being in a severe car wreck today,
the 19th might be 100,000 to one
but we both know you're going to buckle up your
seat belt.
It’s just as easy for a rapist to carry a gun
(and wink at the park ranger
as he walks by) and rape at gunpoint.
Sheryl
If I was a woman, I would not sleep in
a tent without a gun.
Wouldn't nobody or nothing enter MY tent without
my prior permission.
Sure, it might not stop a bear, but it'd stop
a man, a snake, a deer and an unfriendly dog, etc.
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Quotes
"Michelle Obama opened her home and she opened
her heart to some little kids..."
-- Anderson Cooper, CNN Wed night
Hey Anderson, why can't you just report
the news?
You have no idea what's in Michelle's heart
so stop explaining it to us.
Why can't you act like a newsman instead of some damn mind-reader?
What would it take to get just the facts
from America's whore media?
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Mike Malloy
Nobody tells Mike Malloy what to say
Crybaby Coleman - Time to Give Up
Maggot-infested
hippy Norm
Excerpt:
Three months after Election Day, the Minnesota
showdown between smart and caring Democrat Al Franken
and maggot-infested leach Norm Coleman continues,
and the storyline has now settled on a central question:
Does Coleman have any real chance of retaining his Senate seat?
The answer, according to state political and legal
analysts, is that it would take a miracle. Miracles happen in politics
- but four weeks into a court case that will
decide the winner, the made-of-crap Coleman is facing just-about-insurmountable
hurdles to overcome the 225-vote deficit he was
saddled with at the end of the official recount.
The court itself has not yet counted a single
vote. Instead, a three-judge panel is considering a pool of disputed ballots
and
steadily ruling which are legitimate and should
be counted, and which should be thrown out. Coleman wants most of the ballots
included, believing they will tilt the election
in his favor. But so far, the court’s decisions favor Franken, experts
say.
And that trend is expected to continue.
"Norm Coleman’s life support system is slowly
weakening," said Larry Jacobs, of the Center for Politics and Governance.
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Subject: food stamps
Democrats love Americans on food stamps!
Every last welfare recipient is a lock to vote
Democrat.
psychomagnet200
Actually, Americans on food stamps love Democrats.
Poor people don't vote Republican because they
know the GOP would just as soon
the poor starve so they could get yet anothert
tax break that they don't need.
Banana Facts:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels
up and avoid
morning sickness for pissy little pamprin bitches like you psychomagnet.
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Quotes
"You don’t want to be crazy here."
-- Lindsay Graham (R-Gay) who loved throwing trillions at
Bush's unwinnable war in Iraq
but doesn't think it's worth the money to let millions of people keep their
homes, Link
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Geronimo's
kin sue Skull & Bones
Better sue those Bush bastards, too
Excerpt
Geronimo's descendants have sued Skull and Bones
claiming that its members stole the remains
of the legendary Apache leader decades ago and
have kept them ever since.
The federal lawsuit filed in Washington on Tuesday
— the 100th anniversary of Geronimo's death
— also names the university and the federal government.
Geronimo's great-grandson Harlyn Geronimo said
his family believes Skull and Bones members took some
of the remains in 1918 from a burial plot in
Fort Sill, Okla., to keep in its New Haven clubhouse, a crypt.
The alleged graverobbing is a longstanding legend
that gained some validity in recent years with the
discovery of a letter from a club member that
described the theft.
Both Bush the Smarter and Bush the World Breaker
are members, as well as John Kerry (D-Cavedin)
and many others in powerful government and industry
positions are members of the society, which has its
member pose blowing senior members to blackmail
them into blind obedience.
Shame on John Kerry for putting Skull & Bones
above his country.
Shame on the Democrats (and Iowa) for forcing
Lurch on us so he could take a dive for the Skullers
and the Bush bastards and shame on us for believing
Kerry when he promised to fight for us.
We should never again allow a candidate to run
for president when he has secrets he can't talk about.
Anyone who puts Bush's secret society secrets over what's best for
the country needs to go fuck himself.
Besides John McCain, have you even seen a war hero turn whore like as
bad as John Kerry?
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'We are GOP' Quotes
"I applaud President Obama's recognition that
high-speed rail should be part of America's future."
-- Rep. John Mica (R-Handjob) who joined every other GOP House member in
voting against funding that, Link
"This is the type of emergency stimulus spending
we should be supporting – programs that will create jobs now and help families."
-- Sen. Kit Bond (R-MO), who voted against
funding that, Link
"This is a classic example of a "shovel-ready'
project."
-- --Rep. Leonard Lance (R-NJ), who voted
against funding that, Link
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GOP congressman Cantor's wife's bank did well in the bailout
Subject: The problem with guns
...isn't the guns themselves, it's that so many people buy guns without really knowing how to use them.
Example: A friend of mine was married to a man
who knew how to use guns, and made sure his wife
knew where the pistols were and how to fire them,
but didn't train her to use them when needed.
When a friend tried to rape her, she got out
the gun, but was afraid to shoot.
The rapist took away the gun and shot her, then
left. (Fortunately she survived.)
The lesson is you not only need to know how to
use the gun you buy -- if you don't, you're an idiot
to own it -- but you also need to know when
to use it, and be trained to actually use it when necessary!
Russ
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Subject: common sense on guns
Bart, you wrote::
> If you're walking on some trail in some national
park, why would you not want a gun?
> When Mrs Bart can convince me to go walking
on some trail, I feel much safer with a gun.
And this is exactly the point/reason why guns
need to be allowed in our parks.
i hike monthly, sometimes weekly. sometimes
in busy areas, sometimes in places
where i don't see another human for 36+ hours.
Point being, i'm not gonna get mauled by a cougar/bear
or victimized
by a meth-head without getting off at least one
round.
safety first!
thanks bart,
money(g)
If I had a choice between watching Mrs. Bart being
attacked by a cougar
or getting a ticket from Dudley Dooright, I'll
take my chances with Dudley.
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Obama and
the Media Dilemma
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
It was only a few years ago - when the Republicans
controlled both Congress and the White House - that the
U.S. news media offered up one-sided coverage
of the Bush administration, relying on Republicans, right-wingers
and pro-war military experts to shape what Americans
got to see and read.
The reason for marginalizing Democrats and other
critical voices, we were told, was that the Republicans
were in power and it made no sense to have on
guests or to quote experts who didn't share in the power.
The premium was to have Republican insiders
explaining what was going on.
So, one might have thought that when the Democrats
won control of Congress and the White House, Republicans
would largely disappear from the TV chat shows
and the news pages. After all, the Republicans today have even fewer
representatives in Washington than the Democrats
did during most of the Bush years.
But if you thought that, you would be wrong. Instead,
the cable networks and the print media have been falling over
themselves to get the views of Republicans and
to disseminate those opinions widely to the American public.
The Center for American Progress examined the
political affiliations of guests on major cable networks and found
that Republicans outnumbered Democrats by 2-to-1.
Suddenly, the premium was on the views of those out of power.
In other words, Republicans get to dominate the
news programs when they're in power and they get to dominate
when they're out of power. The one constant is
that the U.S. news media bends over backwards to favor the
Republicans; what changes is the rationale.
It's the job of our whore media to explain away Republican war crimes
while harping
about Democrats spitting on the sidewalk. That's their function
- that's why they exist.
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Syphilis Quotes
"Obama has a mind-set that this country treats
the disadvantaged very poorly and does
so on purpose."
-- the vulgar Pigboy
Butt Rush, what do YOU call it when your
Fascist dogs vote more money for Bush's Iraqi Money Pit
and then vote against the
middle class and the poor when they try to stay in their homes?
Are you saying Republicans accidentally voted yes
on Iraq and accidentally voted no on America homes?
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Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
If someone has a better deal,
tell me so I can advertise there.
Still at 2006
prices so the little guy
can make his own pie higher.
Subject: the socialists at DirecTV
Bart, I don’t have DirecTV but it drives
me insane
that I have to pay for religious programming.
BYU TV
Church Channel
Daystar
EWTN
GOD TV
TCT Network
Trinity Broadcasting Network
Word Network
World Harvest Television
Jack
Jack, that's the only way those crooks can make money.
They collect money using fear from the sick and the old, then give
millions to the Fascist dogs so they can get hundreds of millions back.
Crooked religions - why do we tolerate them?
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Bristol Palin: My Mom is Crazy
Excerrt:
Van Susteren then asked Bristol Palin about whether
she had a religious or philosophical objection to contraception.
Bristol said, "No, I don't want to get into detail
about that." And then came the line that would come to stand in for
the whole interview: "Everyone should be abstinent
or whatever, but it's not realistic at all."
Did Bristol forget to lie?
Of course abstinence is not realistic.
If profesional soldiers in the field can't keep from having sex, why
do we expect
drunk and high teenagers to say no with hormones raging thru their
veins at 60 MPH ?
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Jailing
Kids for Cash
Crooked Rethugs will do anything for cash
Excerpt:
As many as 5,000 children in Pennsylvania have
been found guilty, and up to 2,000 of them jailed, by two
corrupt judges who received kickbacks from the
builders and owners of private prison facilities that benefited.
The two judges pleaded guilty in a stunning case
of greed and corruption that is still unfolding. Judges Mark Ciavarella
and Michael Conahan received $2.6 million in
kickbacks while imprisoning children who often had no access to a lawyer.
The case offers an extraordinary glimpse into
the shameful private prison industry that is flourishing in the United
States.
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Subject: housing in Mass
Bart,
I have a $300K house on the shore (10 minute
walk to the ocean) in Beverly, MA (north of Boston).
The house is a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath cottage of
about 1200 sq ft on 0.09 acres.
Let me repeat that. The lot size is 0.09
acres.
The ceilings in the bedrooms are 6 feet high,
with no way to raise them without major renovations.
I've tried.
Just giving you a benchmark for this part of
the country.
Eric
Eric, I don't know if I should say "Congrats" or "I'm sorry."
Maybe the trick is to play the rat race till you're maybe 40, then take
that
half million dollars out of your expensive but tiny home and retire
to Okiehomie
and get 40 acres to surround your 5000 sq-ft castle with a working
moat.
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Great Zappa Quotes
Band: You ain't got nothin', people
Frank: Tax the churches.
Band: You ain't got nothin', people
Frank: Tax the businesses owned by the churches.
Band: You ain't got nothin', people
Link
If we're going to allow crooked preachers to live
in luxury - tax-free,
shouldn't they at least have to open their books
for public inspection?
We have mega-churches in Oklahoma that make millions every Sunday
yet they never have to pay ANY TAXES and we're left to shoulder the
burden - why?
Remember Jim Bakker and his air-conditioned dog house?
Remember how they used YOUR money to pay off Jessica Hahn after he
drugged and raped her?
Same for those raping Catholics - how many hundreds of millions have
they paid to child victims?
Nobody knows because they're books remain hidden while YOU keep sending
them money.
When you get to Heaven (play along) and God asks you why you sent them
money
so they could rape and payoff more little boys, how will YOU answer
Him?
*I* will look God straight in the eye and say, "I refused to send
them money, Sir!"
and God will be happier with me than he is with those who enabled the
rapists.
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Paterson, Sharpton slam NY Post chimp cartoon
Excerpt:
The New York Whore Post came under fire yesterday
from Gov. Paterson and Al Sharpton
for an editorial cartoon they said portrays President
Barack Obama as a chimpanzee.
The cartoon shows a police officer, after his
colleague just shot dead a chimpanzee, saying,
"They'll have to find someone else to write the
next stimulus bill."
Critics said yesterday that the chimpanzee served
as a crude interpretation of Obama, who signed
the $787-billion economic stimulus package into
law Tuesday. The cartoon sparked a heated debate
among journalists, elected officials and community
leaders about the appropriateness of comparing
an African-American president to a primate.
What else would we expect from Rupert Murdoch, the socialist, racist
son of a bitch?
Murdoch is in the same party as Jungle Jim Inhofe and Rush Limbaugh
- of course he's a racist.
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It was better than I expected.
Keep hammerin'!
WAP
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