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Tuesday Mar 3, 2009 Vol 2296 - Pill-popping Pigboy
 Quote of the Day "The poor are not just living off the crumbs
Isn't it amazing to hear the Rethugs whine about
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Quotes
"The GOP's Limbaugh lust is such good news
for Democrats. In this Gallup poll, 45% of independents,
63% of Democrats and even 23% of Republicans
disapprove of Limbaugh. Still, the new leader of the GOP
keeps hogging the stage, turning a scheduled
20-minute CPAC speech into an hour of Castro-like oratory,
looking a little sweaty and deranged by the
end of it."
-- Joan Walsh, Link
More and more, it looks like 2012 will be
all about Rush, Sarah Palin and Piyush Jindal.
Obama should win even if they catch him
with a live boy.
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CPAC: White Punks on Dope
Excerpt:
That's the way to bring the party back: blame
the media. I talked to a conservative the other day who assured me
that Obama's success is entirely a creation of
the lying biased media, which tricked people into voting for him.
The unpopularity of Republican policies has nothing
to do with it. Why, we have that from the pig's mouth.
Let me tell you who we conservatives are:
Rush, why do conservatives need to be told who they are?
We love people. [Applause]
Pure horseshit.
You love religiously insane rich people who enjoy
sending poor kids to war..
When we look out over the country, when we are anywhere,
ha ha
"When we are anywhere?"
When are you NOT anywhere, Pigboy?
when we see a group of people, such as this or anywhere,
Rush - were you born in America?
"such as this or anywhere?"
we see Americans. We see human beings. We don't see groups. We don't see victims.
You got that last one right.
When you see a blind soldier with no legs, you
don't see a victim.
You see an urgent need for the super-rich to
get another tax cut.
We don't see people we want to exploit. What we see -- what we see is potential.
You see mimimum wage potential victims, you mean.
We do not look out across the country and see
the average American, the person that
(He means 'who' - the vulgar Pigboy has no education.)
makes this country work. We do not see that
person with contempt. We don't think that person
doesn't have what it takes. We believe that
person can be the best he or she wants to be if certain
things are just removed from their path like
onerous taxes, regulations and too much government.
:
In other words, "I got mine and if you can't get yours without some
help, screw you."
By the way, Rush, why are there no elected Black Republicans at the national level?
You guys always appoint Uncle Toms (Michael Steele, Clarence Thomas,
Kinda Sleazy Rice)
but you can't get your party to vote for "one of them," why is that?
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Pelosi is keeping a list
Excerpt:
Nancy Pelosi likes to keep lists. As a
young political protégé of her father, the speaker-to-be
would
spend hours leafing through the list of voters
her father had helped in some way - fixing a pothole,
finding them a job, even getting them a hot meal.
It was known as the "favor file."
Those around Pelosi say she has always kept her
own favor file. But, like her father, she has also
maintained a "disfavor file" in her head - a
roster of those whom she believes have screwed up,
betrayed her, challenged her or merely annoyed
her.
In some cases, Pelosi has mended fences with people
on the list, most notably Henny Stoyer,
a former party rival who has become an indispensable
lieutenant. But she has also moved to strip power
from longtime adversaries - and she has a propensity
for remembering slights and grievances for years.
How can I get on Pelosi's enemies list?
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Quotes
"I’m not in charge of the Republican Party,
and I don’t want to be. I would be embarrassed to say
that I’m in charge of the Republican Party
in a sad-sack state that it’s in. If I were chairman of the
Republican Party, given the state that it’s
in, I would quit. I might get out the hari-kari knife..."
-- the vulgar child molester Limbaugh,
Link
Would somebody please appoint Rush the head of the Pig Party
and give him a set of extra-sharp hari-kari knives?
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Subject: BCR 149
Bart, I have worked in a medical field for
nearly 23 years. I have NEVER seen a nurse
check a tailbone on someone your age who is ambulatory.
Or ask those questions about domination!
What the FUCK?
The questions about domination, abuse, check the
tailbone, that’s something they would do with an elderly person.
They would check a tailbone for bedsores or pressure
sores. You definitely do not fit that description within the scope
of age appropriate questioning and examination.
We do have “Age Specific Competency” training
and testing. The checking of your feet are to check
your strength and muscle tone. You felt Violated!
LOLOL You were, in my opinion. Hope you enjoyed it.
You were one sick dude with those diagnoses.
I had no idea you were in the hospital.
I am glad you’re feeling better.
BC 149 was excellent.
You never fail to make me laugh.
Joann
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Steele to
Rush: I'm Sorry, Master
Speaking the truth is verboten in the Nazi party
Excerpt:
RNC token Tom Michael Steele says he has reached
out to Rush Limbaugh to tell him he meant no offense
when he referred to the popular conservative
radio host as an “entertainer” whose show can be “incendiary.”
“My intent was not to go after Rush – I have enormous
respect for that piece of shit,” Steele said.
“I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. … There
was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership.”
The dust-up comes at a time when top Democrats
are trying to make Herr Pigboy the face of the all-white GOP,
in part by using ads funded by friends because
the Democrats are too afraid to fight for themselves.
Steele told D.L. Hughley Saturday: “Rush is an
entertainer. His whole thing is entertainment.
He has this incendiary — yes, it's ugly.”
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Subject: Lobbyists better get out of the way
When the People elected a new President last fall
we voted for change, a lot of change.
We wanted so much change that we elected a guy
who no one had heard of 5 years ago.
Now it is our turn. This is our time. Change has
come to Washington.
We have taken America back and now it's time
to take out the trash.
The Republicans and the Fat Cats and the Lobbyists
better not stand in our way
because the People are on President Obama's side.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
How do we get the lobbyists away from Reid & Pelosi?
The way I heard it, Obama asked, "Why all
the pork?" and he was told,
"That's how we do business around here - get
used to it."
Democrats on the take might be better than Rethugs on the take ...but
not by much.
At least our side isn't owned by BIG Guns and BIG Cancer and Religious
Insanity.
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Quotes
"The only way we will be successful is if we
listen to Rush Limbaugh!"
-- CPAC presenter, giving
the Pigboy the "Defender of the Constitution" Award,
Link
Why is Rush getting that award?
Did he kill a bunch of American soldiers?
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Tom Coburn, Abortionist No More
Excerpt:
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.), who is also an OB/GYN
with a history of abortions, told CNS that many
medical practitioners, including himself, will
go to prison before agreeing to engage in medical practices
they morally oppose, such as abortion.
Earlier that same day, the Obama administration
had announced it was “reviewing” Bush's “conscience clause.”
That Health and Human Services regulation protects
health-care workers at federally funded institutions from
having to engage in practices that violate their
moral or religious beliefs. These practices include performing or
referring abortions, performing sterilizations,
or giving or receiving training in these practices.
The Obama administration’s “review” is considered
the precursor to rescinding the regulation.
“I think a lot of us will go to jail,” Coburn
told CNS when asked what would happen if Obama reverses the policy.
“Let’s see them prosecute the first one of us
for not doing that.”
But Tom, you've accepted money to do abortions in the past.
Why are you pretending you're ready to go to jail for the unborn now?
Are you running for president, Tom?
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Can Detroit
be Saved?
Bush killed two major cities in 8 years
Excerpt:
It may be tough to get financing for a new car
these days, but in Detroit you can buy a house with a credit card.
The median price of a home sold in Detroit
in December was $7,500, according to Realcomp, a listing service.
Not $75,000. Remove a zero - it's seven thousand
five hundred dollars,
substantially less than the lowest-price car
on the new-car market.
Among the many dispiriting numbers that bleakly
depict the decrepitude of this onetime industrial behemoth,
the steep slide of housing values helps define
the daunting challenge to anyone who wants to lead this shrinking,
poverty-pocked city of about 800,000 people.
On a positive note, Detroit's homicide rate dropped
14 percent last year. That prompted Stanley Christmas
to say, "I don't mean to be sarcastic, but there
just isn't anyone left to kill."
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Quotes
"He has been held in a military prison for
more than five years and he wasn’t ever charged.
Think about that. I mean just think about
it fundamentally. You are held for five years in prison,
and you’re never charged! Oh well - it was
an al-Qaeda suspect, suspected al-Qaeda operative.
Who cares who it is?! You don’t get to - this
is America; you do not get to hold people for five
years without - actually, you do. But he’s
getting his day in court now."
-- Fox News whore Shepard Smith, in a rare, non-Nazi moment of clarity
Link
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Subject: Paul Harvey
Bart,
You're one of the few that had the accurate story
on Harvey. It was nauseating to listen to all of the crap
on the sorry-assed broadcast media about Harvey's
passing and what a great man of the people he was.
This "good 'ole boy" demanded 30K for his speeches
and managed to extort 100 million from ABC on his
last contract with them, yup, a real "good 'ole
boy. He knew how to work the media and he did it to the max.
I remember 20 years ago listening to him talk
about how the "environmental wackos" were protesting the dangers
of storing and transporting radioactive waste
and how there was a safe, permanent way to do it knowing full well
that there isn't. He just said "there is"
and let it go at that and all the goobers believed it. Nobody in
the "media"
ever challenged him on that. His right-wing
corporate crap got to be too much and the folksy stuff so smarmy
I couldn't handle it any more. That
was 20 years ago and I doubt it got any better.
I guess telling the truth is considered "speaking
ill of the dead."
GM in Oregon
One should have to pay a price for getting super-rich by telling lies.
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99 Days...
...until the sweet Bixby corn comes in.
Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"The GOP has a new rock star -- in that Jindal
appears to have the body fat of Iggy Pop on free heroin day.
Now, Jindal took it straight to the Democrat's
porkulus plan, like this waste of money [on screen: Jindal going
after the $140 million set aside for volcano
monitoring]. Ridiculous! Monitoring volcanoes totally ruins the surprise.
Republicans know all we need to control volcanoes
is to sacrifice a virgin. That is why they support abstinence education."
-- Stephen Colbert
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Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
If someone has a better deal,
tell me so I can advertise there.
Still at 2006
prices so the little guy
can make his own pie higher.
Jindal Caught
in Katrina Lie
But he wishes he was there...
Excerpt:
A spokeswoman for Babi Jindal says he didn't
imply that an anecdote about battling bureaucrats during
Katrina directly involved the governor or took
place during the heat of a fight to release rescue boats.
The spokeswoman, Melissa Sellers, said the story
Jindal told in his response to Obama actually took place
some days later in Lee's office -- though still
in Katrina's chaotic aftermath -- as Lee was "recounting" his
frustrations with the bureaucracy to someone
else on the telephone.
Liberal critics have raised questions about the
story, which Jindal
told this way
He's not even a good lair - how can he make it in today's GOP?
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Subject: Happy Birthday from Ray
Hey BC,
Happy Birthday to the best website and blogger on the Internets!
I don't know how you do it, but you know how well
I think you do do it (better than anyone) and that despite
your health issues, floods, rusted cars in time
capsules, stolen Lincolns, Mafioso aiming hydrants at you, ice storms,
computer breakdowns, subscribers who abandon
you for being logical and consistent, turkey wattle, Jose Cuervo,
Karl Rove, pink tutu democrats, Jim Inhofe, Randi
Rhodes, Bob Parry, Daily Kos, the Landover Baptist Church
and Koresh-knows-what-all, I hope more than ever
that you will...
NEVER QUIT!!
Congratulations, Brother, on a truly remarkable
-- unparalleled -- achievement.
I'm proud to be an early pillar of BatCop.com.
Please give my regards to Mrs. Bart.
Ray.
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Why Empower
the Pigboy?
by my old friend Peter Daou
Excerpt:
I don't buy into this 'brilliant' strategy of
elevating Rush Limbaugh in the hopes that it will tarnish Republicans.
Focus relentlessly on the disastrous Bush presidency
to tarnish Republicans, yes.
Expand Rush Limbaugh's profile and platform?
No.
It's bad for the country and it's bad politics.
Limbaugh and his cohorts (Coulter, Hannity, Beck, Savage, and so on),
are largely responsible for our toxic political
environment. Given major media platforms to launch crude and brutal
political and cultural attacks, to demonize liberals,
and to use rage as a means of lining their own pockets, these
'entertainers' have poisoned our national discourse.
Yes, and that's why we're forcing the GOP to claim him or disown him.
If they claim him, we list the thousands of racial slurs and mean-spirited
personal attacks he's hurled.
If they disown him, the vengeful Pigboy will turn on them - mission
accomplished.
It's a win-win strategy, so naturally the Dems will reject it.
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Subject: Re: TN & GA rejecting stimulus $$
Bart, you wrote
And why is Bredesen, a Democrat, stabbing his
president in the back?
Because he's a Democrat, that's why!!
Actually its because those who are against accepting
the stimlus money are mostly from "Right to Starve" states.
If they take the money they have to expand who
unemployment covers. This means they would have to begin showing
how many people are not working in their states.
That might just sound a death knell for the anti unionism they practice.
The Hawk.
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What if we could guarantee
that
dozens of good Democrats will
see your banner for just $65?
Tired of blogging for just a few?
If your product is good, all
you need is exposure.
And don't forget the untapped overseas markets.
It doesn't
cost to advertise on bartcop.com
It
pays to advertise on bartcop.com
Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the month
Subject: nice for a room temp rug rat
Bart, you wrote:
> Building traps like this is so easy - I could do it as a small child.
Is that why you were molested? Maybe the clergy
was innocent? Now don't get mad and pout.
You are so fucking vonorable it is pitiful.
Now for a small fee I can teach you to write like a man
(you could be a split tail, in journalism it
makes no difference). It must be because you lived with
your parents until you got married and you wife
wanted some privacy.
Randy
I was not molested by anybody.
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Subject: Jindal my hero
Bart, last issue you quotes a guy saying:
> Jindal's got three things going for him that
most politicians
> who aspire to national leadership don’t
– time, ability, and a platform.
Don't forget his impressive delivery and strong
chin.
What a tough action hero image!
Susan W
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DVD of Led Zeppelin's last show.
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Why sell just to America when you can sell to the whole world?
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