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Quotes
"Who do you believe, Scooter or Russert?"
--
Cheney to Bush, begging for a Scooter pardon, Link
"Go fuck yourself,"
--
Bush, denying Cheney's begging, Link
Cheney has a point, tho.
When two lying, power-hungry, traitorous
scumbags tell different stories
about which of them put the life of a
secret agent at risk, who do you believe?
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Doesn't this prove it's racism?
The South can't stand the idea
that "one of them" is president.
Why she quit - SEX Scandals?
Sarah, tell us about your secret lover...
Excerpt:
The National Enquirer names Sarah Palin's secret
lover!
No less than three members of the man’s family
including one by sworn affidavit have claimed that
Sarah Palin engaged in an extramarital affair
with Todd’s former business partner, Brad Hanson.
These sources have named Hanson as Palin’s secret love, and say their affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.
Hanson owned a snowmobile dealership with Todd,
who immediately dissolved the partnership after he heard
about the affair, which occurred around 1996,
according to the sources. At the time, Palin was mayor of Wasilla.
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Subject: Randi Rhodes
Randi never liked Al Franken for the same reason,
IMO, that she badmouths Michael Moore - he's more
famous than her, and her boundless ego can't
abide that. Rachel Maddow's success must make her nuts.
Like you, Randi's bullshit really bums me out
because she was incredible when she kept it together.
Swing away Bart,
David
When AAR started, people said Franken was their
"star" and she wanted to be the star, too.
I can't blame her for having some ego, but saying
"I
have dirt on Al Franken but I can't
tell you what it is,"
is pure chickenshit.
That's what McCarthy did:
"I have a list of the commie congressmen right
here - but you can't see it."
Poor Randi - when she fell and broke her teeth, maybe she hit her head,
too?
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"He is Michael Jordan playing on a bad team.
There’s nobody he can pass the ball
to."
-- Bill Maher, about Obama and Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi,
Link
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Subject: Randi Rhodes and You
Bart, you wrote:
>Can you believe someone that crazy is our top-rated radio talker?
You’re a believer in REALITY aren’t you?
The top rated talkers on both sides (Rhodes and
Limbaugh) are both
bat-shit crazy, and your little sane and
rational radio career is going broke.
What does that tell you?
Dennis in DC
It tells me I might be able trade sanity and honesty for some
money.
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
If things don't improve soon I'm going to need partners to stay
afloat and
partners tend to be "needy" and they'll have power over what I can
publish.
What if someone approaches and says,
"I'll put up $10,000 - but no more jokes about
Sarah Palin?"
I'm trying to avoid being gagged.
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GOP approval lowest in 25 years
Excerpt:
Obama has a 66% approval rating. The Fascist
dogs didn't fare as well in the new poll.
Only 20% of Americans believe the Republicans
in Congress is more likely to make the correct decisions.
Congressional Republicans got the lowest approval
rating in 25 years with only 31% liking the GOP.
The Republican party is struggling and that is
reflected in the New York Whore Times/CBS poll.
The poll mirrors a growing dismay over how the
GOP is handling its affairs. The party seems leaderless
and without direction. Republican ideology
has lost its appeal for moderate Republicans and independents
who are concerned about the unfettered fiscal
spending that occurred during the Bush years. Sane folk
are dismayed by what appears to be the hijacking
of the party by Evangelical right wing handjobs.
The November, 2008 elections were devastating
for the Republican party. The party's reaction has been
to become obstructionist to the new Obama administration
and they are now known as the "party of no."
ha ha
These are the good times and WE are having them.
The economy is coming back, too, they say.
Dow is currently at 9276.
Remember when Clinton took it from 3,500
to 13,500?
Then the Bush bastards raped America and robbed us blind.
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America
Rejects Dobb's Lies
Dobbs' ratings dive since he turned birther
Excerpt:
Since liar and whore Lou Dobbs began reporting
on a conspiracy theory story that suggests
Obama wasn't born in the United States, his ratings
have fallen some 15 percent.
In two weeks.
Dobbs began reporting on the Obama birth certificate
story -- circulated by the hard right -- on July 15.
In the following two weeks, his Nielsen ratings
dived -- reducing his overall viewers from an estimated
771,000 to 653,000. Among the 25-54 demographic,
his ratings fared even worse: Dobbs' average
viewers dropped from 218,000 to 157,000. That's
a decline of 28 percent.
Popular blog Gawker "congratulated" Dobbs' drop-off
in a tongue and cheek rebuke:
"Well done Lou, well done. Just go ahead and
fax your resume over to Fox News now,
because you've probably alienated the average
CNN viewer to the point of no return..."
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Subject: What a . . . trip it's been
Bart, in your trip report you wrote:
> "Thanks for reading all the way to the end."
Bart, great story, great pictures and great clicks.
Doug in Taiwan
PS. I found your Easter Egg.
That Carmel trip report had a $50 Walgreens gift
certificate cleverly hidden.
Thanks to Walgreens for the promotion.
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Y o u r
A d
H e r e
Trust me - dozens of people read that.
If YOUR ad was here, people would
know about you and your products.
Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the month
Why Blue
Dogs fight Obama
Follow the money and you'll see
Excerpt:
The seven Blue Dog Democrats holding up health
care reform legislation in the House Energy and Commerce Committee
have received tens of thousands more dollars
from insurance weasels than other Democrats on the committee, a new report
finds.
An analysis by the Public Campaign Action Fund
finds a fairly strong correlation between private industry donations and
opposition
to health care reform. Lawmakers in both the
House and Senate who voted against proposed legislation this congressional
cycle,
the report found, received roughly 65 percent
more money from health and insurance interests than those who supported
the bills.
The back-stabbing Blue Dogs are Reps. Mike Ross
(Ark.), Baron Hill (Ind.), Charlie Melancon (La.), Jim Matheson (Utah),
John Barrow (Ga.), Bart Gordon (Tenn.) and Zach
Space (Ohio).
Obama should offer to make them famous. If they want to be known
as the sons-of-bitches who denied
insurance to poor families, then let's see how much noise Air Force
One makes when it lands in their town
so Obama can campaign for the Blue Dogs' Democratic primary opponent
But, I guess that wouldn't be "nice."
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Quotes
"We are at war and Barack Obama is talking
about beer in the White House.
And it is wrong. It is not
what our country is about."
-- RNC Co-Chairman
Jan Larimer, showing why the GOP is at their lowest in 25 years,
Link
ha ha
Remember when Jenna Bush was caught breaking the liquor laws?
The GOP said "Drinking is as American as apple pie and everybody broke the law in college."
But when an adult has a beer with three "friends" they howl like they're caught in a tractor's nuts.
Keep it up, you crazy Republicunts.
I can't wait to see what 75 Democratic senators looks like.
How do you spell "fucked?"
G-O-P.
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Ad for heartburn medicine goes bad
ha ha
Don't show this to your Mom.
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Subject: Your racist comments
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http://drjudywood.blogspot.com
A blog about what destroyed
the World Trade Center
Quotes
"Here you have a black president trying to
destroy a white policeman."
-- Rush, being so goddamn stupid he's funny,
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Subject: Church of Reality issues edict in response to Irish blasphemy law
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Halliburton
Killed Soldiers
The Inspector General's Report says so
Excerpt:
KBR has repeatedly denied any responsibility
for what happened to Sgt. Maseth and other soldiers
who were shocked and electrocuted in Iraq. This
report makes it impossible for them to do that any longer,”
Dorgan added. “Instead of cutting corners and
issuing denials, KBR needs to get very serious, very quickly
about doing quality work that protects soldiers
rather than endangering them.”
The report says KBR failed to ground a water pump
where Sgt. Maseth was stationed, and Army supervisors
failed to set baseline standards, inspect negligent
work, or hold anyone accountable for shoddy work product
-- and even for deaths of its own servicepeople
-- until forced to do so by a public shaming.
That's because Cheney's goons weren't there to support America and be
patriotic.
No, they were there to steal money with secret, no-bid, no-performance
contracts.
They could make more money doing shoddy work than doing acceptable work.
And if a few soldiers have to die, well, the Halliburton stockholders
need to make a profit.
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John Boehner thr Fascist dog
explains it to Harry Reid (D-Tiger)
Subject: Hottest Hottie of All Time
Bart, the attached is a photo of Raquel Welch in the 1960's.
If you can top that, let me know!
Ron in Arizona
She was hot - no doubt about that.
She still looks pretty good today.
Plus, One Million Years BC premiered in 1966.
She held the crown until Farrah stole it in 1976.
Could any of today's actresses have a 10-year run at the top?
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Bush Hid
Global Warming Proof
Obama releases Bush's catastrophic truths
In six years, we went from that to that - and now it's worse
Excerpt:
The Obama administration has “released more than
a thousand intelligence images of Arctic ice,” following a declassification
request.
These high-resolution spy photos of rapid sea
ice loss off the northern coast of Alaska, kept classified by the oily
Bush bastards,
show “the devastating impact of global warming
in the Arctic”...
The newly-declassified images also reveal the
retreat of glaciers in Washington and Alaska. USGS scientist John Crowe
says that
“security issues” prevented the U.S. Geological
Survey from launching the Global Fiducials Library website until now, saying
he
had been “working for some time to get this data
to the public.” The same day the images were made public, NOAA anounced
that the world’s ocean surface temperature in
June 2009 was the warmest on record.
A warmer ocean certainly means more Katrinas
but the Bush bastards wanted to steal even more money.
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Quotes
"Washington Post whore Dana Milbank and Chris
Cillizza suggested what types of beer public officials should drink.
They suggest a "Happy Ending" beer for David
Vitter (R-Diapers) and a "XXX Porter" for Mark Sanford (R-Guilty).
Their suggestion for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton? "Mad Bitch" beer."
--Amanda
Terkel, Link
"Is there a beer called "DipShit with Inflated
Ego?"
If so, I'd recommend it for both these
sons of bitches."
-- a letter in
reply
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Lou Dobbs = problem for CNN
Excerpt:
Just when you thought TV whoredom couldn't get
stranger, starting Tuesday night, viewers are likely to see
advertisements on CNN "attacking" Lou Dobbs during
his racist, hate-show on the same cable channel.
Dobbs has become a real problem for CNN, and Media
Matters has found a way to highlight what it sees
as reckless behavior by Dobbs.
Dobbs has consistently been lending credence to
the "birthers" movement, which claims Obama is not a US citizen.
The view has been widely and thoroughly discounted
-- most notably by Obama's Hawaiian birth certificate.
But despite such facts, Dobbs has persisted.
The Media Matters ads on CNN, MSNBC and Fox News
will take Dobbs to task for his on-air actions
in relation to that issue. It is a clever and
sound strategy in the world of corporate TV.
CNN can't really afford to ditch any ads that
don't violate standards and practices. And if they refuse this one,
which can still be seen on their competitors,
they have a credibility problem.
Credibility is the real issue here, and loss
of it is the great danger for CNN.
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Race Quotes
"Are white people in America enraged by having
a black president, by the success of people
like Obama and Sotomayor? Is there outrage
that being white in America no longer guarantees
you monopolistic access to the positions
of greatest power in this country?
-- Rachel Maddow,
Link
"Racism is dead in America, except those dang
coloreds who continue being racists to us white folk.
Where's his birth certificate? Ship
him back to Africa where he came from! Don't want none of that
voodoo socialist fascism or radical
judicial activism from some uppity darkie who thinks they've got
a right to tell us what to do! Damn
racists!"
-- Stupid Git,
employing some sarcasm, Link
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Quotes
"I've never seen anything quite like it."
-- McCain, on the "vicious attacks" Sarah Palin has had to "suffer."
Link
I guess McCain was sleeping from 1993-2001.
Did the feds spend $100M trying to bring Palin down?
Did the media create entire networks just to tell lies about
the Palins?
Did Ken Starr (R-Hardon) send FBI agents to ruffle thru Palin's
underwear drawer?
Did 700 FBI agents go to Alaska and comb thru the trailer parks
looking for bimbos
while saying "We don't have enough agents
to check the reports that Saudis
were taking flying lesson but aren't
concerned about how to land the plane?"
No John, we've never seen anything like the
"vicious attacks" Sarah Palin has had to "suffer."
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Subject: Your trip report
Hey amigo, glad that you, the missus and kiddies are home safe after your trip to the land of fruits, nuts and garlic.
I just wanted to let you know that at least one
of your readers lives vicariously through your blog.
I enjoyed your trip report a lot.
The NY Les Paul, Lost Wages NV poker run, man,
that's the shit of a lifetime for this old sailor.
I don't know how a pot smoking, tequila drinking
bastard go so lucky.
I took the same route and ended up at a different
destination, heavy on the nation.
Well, like our president says, hope, change etc..
Anyway, just wanted to say best to ya, sorry I'm
too broke to contribute to the cause,
I get free dialup and I can't say how, lol.
I didn't understand the "click thru" thing
but I'll make it a habit to do that from now
on.
Mark in Waco
Mark, thanks - I'll save your e-mail for my IRS
audit :)
Stay cool down there in Texas.
When it's 95 here, it's usually 100 there.
Subject: Your trip report
Bart,
Maybe I'm a rarity among your faithful readers,
since I don't particularly care for poker OR tequila.
Still--I wouldn't miss your page. I took
screen shots of your beach scenes, though, to add to the list
of things I plan to paint someday. (I manage
to paint 3 or 4 a year.)
Thanks for posting the beautiful photos.
Beth
Beth, I think lots of people don't care
for poker and tequila but what I lack in brains
I make up for in passion so I have to write about
the things for which I have passion.
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“You're crap and you'll never be anything else.
Cream is ten times the band
Led Zeppelin is.”
-- Cream bass
player Jack Bruce, talking about his comments
that caused him to be the victim of death threats,
Link
Hard to believe someone would threaten his life for having bad
taste in music.
He said he was just joking and didn't mean anything by it and
I believe him.
Every good band think they're the greatest - no harm in that.
Hell, I know people who think The Who were a good
group.
...just kidding, Danny.
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Subject: on the Marine race killing in Calif
Damn, Bart -- I got off easy. When my wife
and I (she's black, I'm white) moved to San Diego,
we got the truck unpacked just in time to
go to bed that night -- and we awoke ther next morning
to a swastika painted on our front door.
And you're right: Racism knows no
color barrier.
We had to put up with racist crap from
both sides.
Russ
Russ, too bad you never played football.
The ONLY Black the Rethugs sent to DC the last several years was Uncle
OJ Watts.
Can you believe these backwards Okies sent a Black man to congress?
Football trumps racism, at least in Oklahoma.
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Subject: the answer
Bart -
The answer for California's budget woes lies with
the famous Governor: Legalize da dope and da tiddies.
All research results in the conclusion that people
with money will pay handsomely for da dope and da tiddies.
More dope and more tiddes for California!
The Schwartzcaster had it right all along.
Mark in Morehead City, NC
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Subject: Should all Republican Governors Resign?
Republicans say it's a good idea that Sarah Palin
resigned early - before her term was up.
If that's really a good idea, then wouldn't it
be a good idea for all Republican governors to resign?
Think about it.
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