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"We could use that money desperately. We're
in a critical situation.
The economic growth and the opportunities
here depend on improving transportation.
There are a lot of things up here that
that money could be used for."
-- Vurginia Rep. Frank Wolf
(R-Braindead), who voted against the stimulus package,
criticizing Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine for not spending federal stimulus funds
fasty enough, Link
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Personal
Fouls against the Right
Link
Excerpt:
The Left has opened up a new front in its ongoing
efforts to censor the race-baiting coming from
such pigs as Rush Limbaugh, who is now being
widely revealed as the lying scum that he is.
Of course, the Left has been blowing the whistle
on the Pigboy for some time now.
But their listing of the facts has gained new
currency of late because Rush the child-rapist wants the St. Louis Rams.
This has caused ignorant porch monkeys like Al
Sharpton to formally lobby against Rush's bid to buy the Rams.
Sharpton is urging the league to reject Limbaugh's
race hate because, he wrote, Rush is "divisive and anti-NFL."
Sharpton's letter referenced Rush's past comments
about niggers, faggots and beaners and the Pigboy's recent
slur that "the NFL was beginning to look like
a fight between the Crips and the Bloods without the weapons…"
In reality, Rush is a racist prick who also hates
women and he says so in ways that are amusing and satirical.
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Quotes
"She was very kind and I didn't have any deep
or interesting conversations with her."
---John Keatley, the photographer hired to take the cover photo for Sarah
Palin's book, Link
John, don't feel bad.
Sarah Palin doesn't have deep conversations with anyone.
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Obama: Whiner-in-Chief
by John Nichols at thenation.com
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Excerpt:
The Obama administration really needs to get
over itself. First, the president and his aides decide to "go to war"
against Fox News because the network maintains
a generally anti-Obama slant. Then, the administration attacks
bloggers for failing to maintain a sufficiently
pro-Obama slant. These are not disconnected developments...
Why is thenation.com siding with
FOX Whore News?
PLEASE don't send those bastards at
thenation.com another penny.
I'm so old, I remember when thenation.com was a respected
organization that told the truth.
An administration that won the White House with
an almost always on-message campaign and generally friendly
coverage from old and new media is now frustrated
by its inability to control the debate and get the coverage it wants.
But before the president and his inner circle
go all Spiro Agnew on us, they might want to consider
three fundamental facts regarding relations between
the executive branch and the fourth estate:
1. Since the founding of the republic, media outlets have been partisan...
2. Presidents are supposed to rise above their
own partisanship and engage with a wide range of media
-- even outlets that are hard on their administrations...
3. The worst mistake a president or his administration
can make is to try and "whip"
relatively like-minded writers and reporters
into line.
ha ha
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Obama’s Blogger Problem
Excerpt
Disappointment from the "Netroots" has been an
early and repeated theme of Obama’s time in office,
with sharp disagreements between the White House
and the political left over such areas as health care,
gay rights, Afghanistan, Iraq, and civil liberties.
Those tensions reached a new blogospheric boiling
point over the weekend, after CNBC’s John Harwood
quoted an anonymous White House adviser’s reaction
to the "Internet left fringe." The adviser, Harwood said,
told him that "those bloggers need to take off
the pajamas, get dressed and realize that governing a closely
divided country is complicated and difficult."
On ABCNews.com’s "Top Line" today, liberal blogger
Jane Hamsher (not wearing pajamas) told us that the
comment is emblematic of a White House that isn’t
respecting the liberal activists who worked to elect Obama president.
Many of those same liberals are dismayed to see
a White House waffling in its commitment that a health care plan
will include a “public option” to compete with
private insurers.
"The White House very regularly calls bloggers
'the left of the left', ignoring the fact that the majority of the country,
77 percent, wants a public option. This isn’t
some fringe, lefty, loony thing," said Hamsher, the founder of FireDogLake.
"I take it as a mark of pride for my profession
that we’re being called Cheeto-eaters this morning," Hamsher said.
'We’re an independent political movement. We’re
progressives, and progressives in the House are dismissed,
progressives online are dismissed. You know,
progressive values, progressive groups are only allowed access
to the White House to the extent that they’re
willing to torpedo progressive legislation.'
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Marty's
has a whole bunch of new stuff
on her
tons-of-fun Entertainment Page
Fall television premiers
Letterman, Riding Ratings High
Who is the most dangerous person in the U.S. right now?
Most Extravagant
Dinner Parties Ever
Marty
always has good stuff.
Quotes
“This is an award for not being George W. Bush.
This is an award for not making the world nervous.
This is an award for sharing the basic
political sentiments and assumptions of the members of the committee.
It is for what Barack Obama may do,
not what he has done. He hasn’t done anything.
-- allahpundit, attacking
the Nobel dudes and Obama, Link
I thought allahpundit was on "our" side.
Who can clarify?
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Subject: whore press
Bart, when 70,000 racist birthers marched on wasgington,
everybody covered it.
Not only did they cover it, they lied and said
1-2 million handjobs wre there.
But when gays marched for civil rights - there
was not a peep.
Gay and confused
Are you surprised that the whore press lies to us?
Their job is to make money - not tell the truth or list the facts.
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Subject: Republicans hope to repeat 1994
Republicans are doing the same thing that they
did in 1993.
They are trying to make sure that health care
reform fails so
they can repeat what happened in 1994 in the
2010 elections.
And they might succeed if Democrats are stupid
enough to do the same thing they did in 1994.
If Democrats fail to win it this time they are
going to have a hard time making the case that they should be reelected.
Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
Founder of the Church of Reality
http://www.churchofreality.org
"Reality Based Voter"
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Subject: Oklahoma Abortion Law
This just makes me mad.
I've had two abortions because of failure of
over-the-counter birth control.
I've also comforted girlfriends who were in the
same predicament.
I know you don't have a lot of time. Bart.
Here's a link to an online book: When
Abortion was a Crime
Now, let's all get our hammers out.
(withheld)
Notice all the shame goes to the woman.
They'll spend a quarter million dollars a year
(that we don't have) printing
1) Date of abortion
2) County in which abortion is performed
3) Age of mother
4) Marital status of mother
5) Race of mother
6) Years of education of mother
7) State or foreign country of residence of
mother
8) Total number of previous pregnancies of
the mother.
...as tho the woman got pregnant all by her irresponsible self.
Like the vulgar Pigboy, most Okie right-wingers hate women.
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Quotes
"After watching Obama's speech last night,
and your reaction, I have to say I told you so...
Remember during the campaign, when
I was still in the Hillary camp and you were in your
"1980's television evangelist" phase for Obama,
I said to you something like "How can he
do all of these things he is promising
AND end the culture of partisanship in Washington.
Being bipartisan necessarily means
compromise. Which of his platform promises will you
be willing to compromise?" And guess
what? We are the compromise. Again."
-- a gay man,
Link
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Quotes
"If we went back a year ago to the fall of
2008, to the campaign, that was a time this country was in two wars
and we had a financial collapse probably
more significant than any financial collapse since the Great Depression.
If you were a Fox News viewer in the
fall election what you would have seen were that the biggest stories and
the
biggest threats facing America were
a guy named Bill Ayers and a something called ACORN."
-- Anita Dunn, the White House
communications director, listing the facts, Link
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Subject: age of consent
http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm
This website is very useful. It lists the
age of consent for every country (and state, where relevent).
If it says anything about the Vatican, the AoC
in Arkansas is 14.
I seriously doubt there are any 12 year old girls
in the Vatican
ha ha
Andrea the Anthropologist
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Bill O'Reilly - documented sex freak
Excerpt:
Happy anniversary, Bill O'Reilly! On this date
five years ago, the sex freak was named in a sexual harassment lawsuit
brimming with lurid details about vibrators,
phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies,
a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess
trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken.
ha ha
The New York State Supreme Court lawsuit filed
by Andrea Mackris, a former Fox News producer, quoted O'Reilly
verbatim and at length, leaving readers to believe
that the TV star's dirty soliloquies were surreptitiously recorded
(an impression reinforced when the lawsuit was
settled within two weeks).
A copy of Mackris's complaint, drafted by lawyer
Benedict Morelli, can be found below. Time has not robbed the document
of any of its entertainment value. It is unknown
how the litigants will mark today's anniversary, though were it a marriage,
tradition would call for gifts of wood. But we'd
wager that the volcanic O'Reilly, 60, is still incensed about writing that
hefty check.
Al Franken is anti-rape.
If O'Reilly hates Franken, O'Reilly must be pro-rape.
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Subject: Polanski
From what I've read, Bart, she was pretty much
taken advantage of since she was plied with alcohol and drugs.
Her age is another factor to consider. She was
a child. Having said that, our ideas of childhood here in the U.S.,
have undergone a big shift in the last century
or two.
My great-grandmother and her sister were both
married at twelve years of age. My maternal grandmother was
married at 14 and died at 29 from an infected
tooth leaving behind eight kids all under the age of thirteen.
My grandfather promptly remarried a fifteen year
old to raise his kids. Older men marrying pubescent girls was
done all the time. The age of consent here in
Texas and many other states during the pioneer days was ten.
The suffrage movement originally developed from
the prohibition movement and the Save our Daughters movement,
which passed laws trying to restrict the age
of consent to something higher that a kid that still wore diapers.
Rosa Lee
Republicans who are screaming at Polanski need to remember how silent
they were when the cops raided that
Texas ranch where the 1880's-dressed twelve year old girls were being
raped daily by their "religious" husbands.
Wait - they weren't silent - they told the state of Texas to "back off."
That shit is still going on in Utah and Arizona and elsewhere.
Yes, we have legal white pre-teen slavery right here in America and
nobody does anything about it
because the rapists - like the Catholics - use their religion to rape
so everybody has to back off.
Polanski's mistake was he forgot to pretend he was religious.
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Keeping a Civil Tongue
Excerpt:
Late last month, Charisse Carney-Nunes checked
her e-mail. She glanced down at her screen, then froze.
"Ms. Carney-Nunes," began the e-mail from Michelle
Malkin, a best-selling whore with no regard for the truth.
"I understand that you uploaded the video of
schoolchildren reciting an Obama song/rap at Bernice Young elementary school
in June.
I have a few quick questions. Did you help write
the song/rap and teach it to the children? Are you an educator/guest lecturer
at the school?
Did you teach about your book, 'I am Barack Obama'
at the school? Your bio says you are a schoolmate of Obama.
How well-acquainted are you with the president?"
Carney-Nunes looked at the time stamp -- 6:47
a.m. -- and closed the file without replying. She knew Malkin had driven
criticism
of Obama's back-to-school speech, streamed
nationwide, as an attempt to indoctrinate students. Now Malkin was asking
about
a YouTube video of New Jersey public school children
singing about Obama from a Black History Month presentation.
By nightfall, Carney-Nunes's name was playing
on Fox News and voice mails on her home phone and cellphone were clogged
with the furious voices of strangers. The e-mails
kept pouring in, by the hundreds, crammed with words spam filters try to
catch:
She was a "nappy-headed" traitor; she would lose
her job and go to jail; she was Leni Riefenstahl, the filmmaker who glorified
Hitler...
Carney-Nunes, swept up in a viral tornado of vitriol,
had nothing to do with the children's song.
She was doing an author's reading in the school
that day.
Why doesn't Michelle Malkin come after me?
Is it because she knows I'd fight back?
I'm nobody, but I gotta be causing more trouble than Charisse
Carney-Nunes.
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Subject: Brit humor
To borrow a line from Steve Allen when he commented about people not liking Jerry Lewis’ type of comedy….
“If he is not funny, then why are so many people laughing?”
I didn't get Jerry Lewis, either.
He would say, "Hey
lady" and people would laugh for an hour.
I am not familiar with Eddy Izzard, but, silly
as he was, Benny Hill was FUNNY!
And people laughed and laughed and laughed.
Dave in La Verne
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Subject: reformed Monkey
Frankly, I am more of a libertarian than a big
fan of the GOP.
The difference is summed up in this question
and answer.
Should people be allowed to sell drugs from
vending machines?
The correct answer is only if the government is not involved.
There is also the famous PJ O'Rourke quote.
"Giving power and money to the government
is like
giving car keys and Jack Daniel's to
a teen age boy."
Tom D
I wouldn't mind the government being in charge of quality control on vended drugs.
Sell them at 24-hour Walmart and Walgreens.
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"If team Obama is going to get very personal
against the media, you are going to find that
the animosities are just going to deepen
and you're going to find that you sort of almost
draw viewers and readers to the people
you are attacking."
-- David Gergan, saying things will get worse if Obama defends himself
against FOX News lies, Link
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Subject: UK comedy
Hi,
You did me a favour once by telling me
to watch The Sopranos. I will try and return that favour.
You should watch one episode (at least) of:
Fr. Ted - 3 seasons
Peep Show (not pornography) - 6 seasons
and counting
I could put more but I'll leave it at that.
I assume you've tried Fawlty Towers and
Blackadder (4 is best).
If that assumption is incorrect sort it out!
Saying British comedy is Benny Hill is like saying
all American movies are all Jerry Brookheimer
(can't be bothered to look up the correct spelling)
and I'm Irish so not biased (at least not positively biased)
regards,
George
I automatically reject Brit humor like I reject
Republican toggels in the voting booth.
I've never seen any of those shows, nor a Monty
Python nor a Fabulous Women (whatever.)
...but I appreciatethe favor you tried to do for
me :)
Subject: Brit humor
Bart,
Benny Hill was terrible, but that was a long time
ago. Ricky Gervaise is brilliant.
So is Rowan Atkinson (he plays Blackadder and
Mr. Bean). They've had some good sitcoms too.
Not everyone's cup of tea, though.
Jane in Beantown
Jane, that Bean guy scares me.
For decades I've had a rule (with a few execptions):
The Brits play guitar and the Americans are funny.
It just doesn't work the other way around (with
a few execptions):
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Saw it on ChuckMcCoy.com
Harry Reid Trailing Potential 2010 Challengers
Link
Excerpt:
Harry Reid could be in trouble in his 2010 reelection
bid: A new poll finds that him now trailing
two possible Republican challengers as he seeks
a fifth six-year term.
The survey finds that Reid trails Danny Tarkanian
48 percent to 43 percent in a hypothetical matchup.
He fares even worse against former GOP party
official Sue Lowden, who leads Reid 49 percent to 39 percent.
Reid's favorable rating stands at just 38 percent,
while 50 percent of the state's voters have an unfavorable view.
I think this country is tried of spineless Harry Reid.
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What If . . .
Excerpt:
What if his opponent is a creaky, cranky, cantankerous
old fart who hates his own party and then...
out of the blue selects some dizzy moose-hunting
dame from Alaska! ...to be his running mate?
And what if she electrifies his doomed candidacy...
and sends him vaulting into the lead in the polls?
What if he's on the verge of actually defeating
BO2 when Barry's media pals lay down some serious
covering fire and then, mysteriously, the booming
U.S. economy collapses almost overnight as
George Soros strokes a white cat and chuckles
menacingly?"
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Subject: Sex and gay Navy Seals
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Football
hates the vulgar Pigboy
"No goat fuckers in the NFL" they say.
Excerpt:
NFL Players executive director DeMaurice Smith
on Saturday made a move to solidify the union against
a bid by the vulgar Pigboy Rush Limbaugh as part
of a group that aims to purchase the St. Louis Rams.
In an e-mail to the union's executive committee
on Saturday specifically addressing Limbaugh's bid, Smith said,
"I've spoken to the Commissioner and I understand
that this ownership consideration is in the early stages.
But sport in America is at its best when it
unifies, gives all of us reason to cheer, and when it transcends.
Our sport does exactly that when it overcomes
division and rejects discrimination and hatred. There is an
ugly part of history and we will not risk
going backwards, giving up, giving in or lying down to it."
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