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Friday October 16, 2009 Vol 2412 - Cheeto Dust
 Quote of the Day "Obama is Hurricane Katrina
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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Quotes
"This is not about the NFL, it’s not about
the St. Louis Rams, it’s not about me. This is about the ongoing effort
by the left in this country to destroy
conservatism, to prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who is prominent as
a conservative. Therefore, this is
about the future of America and what kind of country we’re going to have."
-- der vu;gar
Pigboy, whining because his buy-out team dropped him,
"Of course, what Limbaugh is really saying
is that it’s all about him and he takes no responsibility for his racist-laced
comments of the last many years. For
Limbaugh, it’s all the fault of the media. It’s all the fault of liberals.
Yawn.
Only an egotist of the proportions
of a Limbaugh would dare say that his rejection by the NFL is really about
the
future of the United States, but any
day that Limbaugh fails is a good day for the United States of America."
-- Mario Piperni,
Link
Poor Pigboy - that's twice now he's
been rejected by the NFL for being a racist pig.
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Public Health Before Wall Street Wealth
Excerpt:
Wonderful. The 13 Democrats on the Senate Finance
Committee get one faintly rational Republican to join them
in a meaningless stab at health care reform and
it throws the media into a titillated frenzy about what it all means. It
means very little.
The main thrust of the proposal is to forcibly
submit even more customers to the tender mercies of the insurance industry
while doing nothing significant to cut costs.
Insurers will now pretend that the burdens on them are onerous and will
demand
concessions to make this an even bigger boondoggle
for the medical profiteers than Bush's prescription drug coverage initiative.
The insurers' leverage with the few moderate Republicans
and with conservative Democrats will prevent the merging of the
Baucus bill with the more serious attempts at
reform in other Senate and House proposals. While Obama was celebrating
Olympia Snowe for being "extraordinarily diligent"
in working with the Democrats, she was already proclaiming the exit strategy
she will use if the bill becomes worthwhile.
"My vote today is my vote today," Snowe said Tuesday.
'It doesn't forecast what my vote will be
tomorrow."
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Quotes
"I believe to this day that had Palin not been
picked as the VP candidate, we would have never been ahead.
Her candidacy excited the Republican
Party. There was huge excitement that transformed the race."
-- Steve Schmidt, chief strategist for the 2008 Republican campaign,
Link
So, a braindead illiterate who looks good in a skirt is your only chance for victory at the polls?
Keep thinking that way, but... what's that sound I hear?
Oh, that's Saint Reagan, spinning in his grave.
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Reid abdicates
his leadership role
by Kos
Excerpt:
Bill Frist never had 60 votes. Bill Frist never
cared.
Republicans ran the Senate as if they owned the
place, even when enjoying razor-thin majorities.
Yet when Democrats took the chamber, the first
thing Harry Reid did was complain that he
couldn't do anything because he didn't have 60
votes.
Then voters delivered 59 votes. And Harry Reid
whined that he still couldn't do anything.
In fact, nothing would ever get accomplished
unless they had 60, and to do that, they had to bring turncoat
Joe Lieberman back into the fold, even though
he had spent the previous year making common cause with
John McCain and Sarah Palin, even speaking at
the Republican National Convention in Minnesota.
You see, we were told, Joe Lieberman is with
us on everything except the war!
So we need him for 60, and when we have 60, everyone
will get ponies!
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Head Birther
gets $20K Sanction
Oily Taitz fined for "frivolous lawsuits"
Excerpt
Oily Taitz has been fined for "wasting the judicial
resources" of Georgia with her "frivolous and sanctionable conduct."
Taitz filed a lawsuit demanding that Obama prove
his citizenship before deploying an Army captain to Iraq and Afghanistan.
However, the soldier herself has disavowed her
lawyer and threatened to file a bar complaint against Taitz.
Judge Clay Land wrote that Taitz's behavior in
the case "borders on delusional" and "demonstrates bad faith."
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Marty's
has a whole bunch of new stuff
on her
tons-of-fun Entertainment Page
Punks Rule
Colorado Balloon Boy Named Head of GOP
ha ha
Rick Perry's full of shit
Men Who
Stare At Goats
Marty
always has good stuff.
Quotes
"Iraq is a prize--we can debate endlessly whether
it was worth the cost--of great strategic significance
that the administration seems to have
no intention of exploiting in its determination to execute a full and final
exit."
-- Charles Krapphammer,
Link
I read that four times and even with my big brain,
I have no idea what the hell Krapphammer's trying to say.
Besides, Iraq has no more oil - Bush and Halliburton stole it
all.
Why stay in a bank that's already been robbed?
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Subject: you lied about Bush
and I'm calling you on it
It's fun when they get aggressive :)
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Subject: Quinnipiac/Letterman
Bartman,
As I write this, I hang my head in shame as I
am a graduate of QU (QC when I graduated).
What a frickin farce…they used to be a
fairly liberal school many years ago.
If they’re so damn upset, just pull out of the
damn program.
Like most alumni from any institution, I periodically
get dinged by them for contributions
and felt guilty about not being able to do so.
Well, there is no more guilt……there are
no more thoughts about contributions from me.
Jim in WA
Jim, I don't know if this will help or hurt but it turns out the school
did NOT release that.
It was a lone, Palin-loving handjob who decided to speak for the entire
university.
But, of course, our whore media pretended the entire univeristy condemned
Dave.
It makes the story a little juicier when you just give out half the
facts.
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I have an idea for a t-shirt
I need a giant, crisp normal close-up of Obama's face.
Something like this, but top quality.
I got some great pictures, thanks,
but that extra-perfect pic hasn't arrived yet.
Anyone got one of those?
Quotes
"Here's what wrong with the "hate crimes" bill:
It endangers freedom of religion and speech.
Everywhere in the world "hate crimes"
laws have gone into effect, they have quickly been used
to harass, intimidate, silence and
punish people of faith."
-- American Handjob Association
press release, Link
Hey Dumbass, you just said the "people of faith" are doing all
the hate crimes.
Why don't you ignorant, superstitious nutbags knock it off?
You don't have to hate everyone the Bible says you must
hate.
"Preach anti-gay sermons and go to jail. This
lie...can be easily debunked. A group of liberal pastors
should announce that they're going
to mount the pulpit in a particular church at particular time and
preach a series of vile, hateful sermons
- one right after the other - attacking all races and ethnicities.
They won't be arrested, of course,
because it's not a crime to be a vile, hateful religious bigot now
and it won't be a crime after sexual
orientation is added to the federal hate crimes law."
-- Dan Savage,
Link
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Subject: can light kill the H1N1 virus?
UV light kills cells, that's what sunburn is (we
Aussies know all about this), it also works on bacteria and viruses.
UV is used for all sorts of sterilization. Those
restaurants that do cured steaks (i.e. up to three months hanging
before cooking and serving - yum) use UV lights
to keep the steaks from going off.
Joel
I did not know that - thanks.
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Quotes
"When Sen. Snowe retires, we ought to ask Madame
Toussoud to make a wax model of her
that we can put in the Smithsonian.
I will want my grandchildren to know that there was once
such a creature: at first numerous,
then endangered, and then hunted to extinction."
-- Paul Begala
Link
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ha ha
Rush looks like that goatfucker toon...
Subject: Bad move...
Bart my friend,
One of the first laws of sports journalism is;
You do not attack college kids.... Ever.....
That's a dumb rule and I choose not to follow
dumb rules.
He's playing on TV in front of 60,000 people
in the stands and 300 pound linemen are
trying to take his head off on every play and
he's sensitive to what a blogger might say?
Be a man and wait til they're pros then fire away.....
C Dick?
Really Bart... I know you're better than that....
That was his name on his uniform - blame his parents,
not me.
C Dick fumble the ball.
C Dick throw another interception.
C Dick lose another game for Arkansas.
Is it my fault he wasn't a good player?
I work at Rice University so I'm sensitive to
this shit with our athletes.
They're still kids man.......If you're gonna
do sports do it right.......
On the other hand, they're old enough to drive,
have sex, get drunk and die in Iraq.
I doubt my words would be too much for them to
handle..
BTW; It's 4:09 and the Cowboys still suck!
Paul in H-Town
You got that right.
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Subject: NFL to Rush: Take a walk
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Full Court Press
Excerpt:
So the insurance companies are doubling down.
By releasing a phony study that said health care
costs will skyrocket under Obamacare, the insurance industry appears
to have blundered in a big way. They discredited
themselves in the eyes of the media elite, alienated potentially sympathetic
members of Congress, and rallied Democrats around
a common foe.
So what are they doing now? They seem to be trying
the same stunt again, with a brand new study.
It's not as deceptive as the last one. But it's
not going to win any points for intellectual honesty, either.
This time the study's sponsor is the Blue Cross
Blue Shield Association, but the message is the same:
Pass reform, as currently envisioned, and
insurance premiums will go way up.
Can someone please explain to me why this isn't
a blatant threat?
"Nice little health care system you have here.
Be a shame if anything happened to it."
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Quotes
"In some ways, it's the American people themselves
who were being honored by the Nobel prize.
They, after all, are the ones who elected
Obama. Well, at least some of them. This says a great deal
about the strange offshoots of super-patriotism.
The people who hate and fear Obama are the likes
of Ahmedinejad and Rush Limbaugh. Birds
of a feather, apparently."
-- Marton Radkai,
Link
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Clooney blasts whore media
Excerpt:
George Clooney thinks something has gone wrong
when the media prints celebrity rumor and innuendo as fact.
The star, a journalist's son, said a news story
used to require "two reliable sources, and that doesn't seem to exist as
much anymore."
Hmmm, I've read that somewhere before...
"The problem is that there's so little reporting
any more .... Somebody will write a story and it will be in 1,800
different outlets from one person's story," Clooney
told reporters during a news conference.
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Subject: The Nation
Bart-Mon,
I was a subscriber to The Nation before the 2000
election.
During the campaign, The Nation harped on Gore
constantly and hardly mentioned Bush
until the month before the election when they
produced the Alfred E. Neuman cover
(that joke was already old in our house).
I actually wrote them an e-mail cancelling my
subscription and
telling them they need to get their heads out
of their asses.
I’ve seen them do good things lately,
but I won’t forgive them for helping Bush win.
Blaze
They didn't like Clinton, they didn't like Gore.
They didn't like Kerry and they don't like Obama.
This is a friendly organization to Democrats?
Soon, they'll do a Nation Cruise with Glenn Beck.
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Legal Prostitution in LA
So it's 100% legal to pay a woman (or man) for sex in Califirnia,
right?
Or does it work on a county-by-county basis, like alcohol in most states?
I say that because Cali is the porn capital of America, right?
So if porn is legal to make, produce and sell, is it their position
that having sex for money is only illegal if you fail to film it?
How is it possible to get busted for prostitution in California?
If you have a camera, they can't arrest you, right?
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Subject: GOP's new web site
http://www.urantiansojourn.com/
GOPPER.COM
Bart, The new GOPper.com has an addictive refresh
feature that throws up (no pun intended)
a new “Republican” face every time you refresh
the page. I got a black face on the first refresh,
and got six blacks out of the first ten pics,
which is cool, because we all know the new GOP is 60% black…
Aw ite! Aw ite! Ima be GOP: "What is up, my main
dog?"
yb
One could almost make a Tarzan movie...
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Tonight,
We Are All Vulgar Pigboys
Unintentional comedy from the Fascist dogs
Excerpt:
Earlier this evening, as most of you now know,
one of our own, the Flaming Nazi Gasbag, crashed and burned.
Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a radio personality.
Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a NFL owner denied
Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.
Fuck you - speak for yourself.
That Ich bin ein Goatfucker bullshit
doesn't fly ay my house.
Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us… every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.
Your racist Pigboy got caught - that's all that
happened.
The ranting heroin addict wasn't a good fit with
a company that needs good PR
The enemy of this great nation, the enemy of you
and me, Rush’s enemy… those on the left,
inside and outside of this nation abhor success…
and when faced with it will destroy it… by any and all means possible.
Don't forget, Jesus was a long-haired, sandal-wearing, Leftist community organizer.
We all have our dreams in life… such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.
Yeah, and will all his millions the NFL had to say no because he's such a worthless, racist fuck.
Tonight the left proved that they will stop at nothing to end our dreams.
Our dreams?
Your goal in life is to see the KKK in the NFL?
Our dreams of success and happiness devastate
their need to dominate
and control you and me… and well everything and
everyone.
ha ha
Blow it out your ass, you racist Pigboy wannabe.
But you got one thing right.
WE control the House.
WE control the Senate.
WE control the White House.
WE control the Military.
WE control the appointment of judges.
WE control the NFL, too, apparently.
WE control everything and you know who gave is that power?
The voters of the United States so suck on that.
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Subject: pigboy's ploy
Bart, Rush NEVER had any intentions of buying
part of the Rams.
For starters, it was reported in September that
the Rams had given $230,050 to the Democrats,
or 98 percent of the franchise's total political
donations.
Rush knew there was NO WAY he was going to be
allowed into the NFL.
(Especially after his ESPN fiasco. Players may
not know Hannity, Coulter, etc.
but they all know Rush and what he’s about.)
I think he just wanted to get shot down so he
can blame “Obama’s America.”
Keep hammerin’, Bart.
Joe the basketball guy
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