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Thursday, January 14, 2010 Vol 2454 - Haiti
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Quotes
"Oh my God, oh my God, ...I can't begin to
tell you..."
-- some NBC reporter
from Haiti
Have we ever seen anything this bad?
I watched NBC news last night and I cried.
Haiti was so totally fucked - and then the earthquake
hit.
Yesterday's issue was called "Mudcakes" because someone on TV
said mothers
in Haiti sometimes feed their children f-ing mud so they'll have
something
in their stomachs.
What's it like to not have drinking water? Or food?
Or a roof over your head?
Haiti looks like Hiroshima and that's no exaggeration.
It's hard to imagine how bad things are there, but comparing it
to 9-11,
imagine every building in Manhattan being leveled and you have
a place to start.
There were 2,000,000 people in Port-au-Prince when the quake hit.
That's 2,000,000 wounded people with no water, no electricity,
no hospitals, no nothing..
The president of Haiti is homeless.
Actually, the 2,000,000 people are homeless because their homes,
if they're still standing,
can't handle the aftershocks so the people are just standing
outside or walking around like zombies.
Things are so bad, FOX News was acting like a news organization
yesterday afternoon.
There was no "screw that nigger in the White House" yesterday,
it was all serious news.
Two million people got fucked - some of them to death -
at the same time.
Has that ever happened before?
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Obama asks
Bush, Big Dog to help Haiti
Time for weenies to scream at Clinton for selling out
Excerpt:
George W. Bush will join Bill Clinton to help
lead the US relief effort in response to the
earthquake that devastated Haiti, an official
close to Bush said Thursday.
Can we give Clinton a break this one time?
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Pat Robertson:
Haiti cursed
He calls the quake "a possible blessing"
Excerpt:
TV handjob and religio-fraud Pat Robertson made
some unusual observations about the Haiti earthquake
on his CBN newscast Wednesday, calling the quake
a possible blessing and saying the Haitian people are cursed.
As the Haitian PM said "well over" 100,000 people
may have died in the national disaster, Robertson said
that the country has been "cursed by one thing
after another" since they "swore a pact to the devil."
So, God sent that earthquake to kill 100,000 or more super-poor people?
What happened to "Freedom is God's gift to everyone?"
Or was that just some bullshit to sell Bush's war?
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Subject: bart, kurt warner is a crazy insane christian
Bart,
Since I was born and grew up in St. Louis, off of I farty far.
If you're not from St Louis, you might not get
that joke.
In St Louis, a cowboy rides a harse.
Naturally there has always been a soft spot in
my heart for the "Cardiac Cardinals"
(remember that phrase?). But Kurt Warner
is batshit crazy and I can't even stand
to watch the Cardinals anymore. How did
Busch let them out of St. Louis anyway?
Worse, how did Budweiser sell the baseball Cardinals?
The Cardinals were maybe 1-2 % of Budweiser's
revenue and they sold them to make money.
What's more American than having a beer at a
baseball game?
When I was a kid, when a Cardinal hit a home run,
the neon Budweiser Eagle on the scoreboard
would come to life and flap his wings - that
is a memory seared into my brain, but now it's gone
probably because some asshole lawyer figured
that money could be better spent elsewhere.
Cardinal Baseball and Rams? Anyway
check out Warner's bio...he is a batshit crazy
Christian and gives all credit for the Rams superbowl
win to Jesus.
I'm sure the rest of the team was thrilled about
that statement.
Jim N
I know he's a "man of faith," but he proves a football theory of mine.
Joe Montana showed us 20 years ago how to win
football games.
You do it with 5-10 yard passes.
They are unstoppable, but football coaches are
too stupid to remember that.
If the defender gets too close, the receiver can
get behind him and gets an easy touchdown.
So the defender has to back off and that opens
the door to the 5-10 yard pass.
It happens too quickly to defend, but football
coaches are too stupid to remember that.
Even the worst quarterbacks in the NFL can throw
a 5-10 yard pass, but they chose not to.
But Warner does it and that just might win another Superbowl for Arizona.
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Quotes
"The Senate is just a pain in the ass to everybody
in the world as far as I can tell. I’m so angry
that I just wish from now on that we’d
just find out what it is that Lieberman and Nelson will let us have.
But we’re not giving up on anything
in the House. We keep hearing them squeal like pigs in the Senate
that they had a tough time getting
to 60. Well, it wasn’t particularly a picnic for us to get to 218.
Generally speaking, the Senate kabuki
dance has lost its magic on those of us in the House."
-- Charlie Rangel,
Link
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Hollywood Hijacks the Internet
Excerpt:
Last fall, the Federal Communications Commission
proposed rules for "Net Neutrality" -- a set of
regulations intended to help innovation and free
speech continue to thrive on the Internet.
But is the FCC's version of Net Neutrality the real deal? Or is it a fake?
Buried in the FCC's rules is a deeply problematic
loophole. Open Internet principles, the FCC writes,
"do not...apply to activities such as the unlawful
distribution of copyrighted works."
For years, the entertainment industry has used
that innocent-sounding phrase -- "unlawful distribution
of copyrighted works" -- to pressure Internet
service providers around the world to act as copyright cops
-- to surveil the Internet for supposed copyright
violations, and then censor or punish the accused users.
From the beginning, a central goal of the Net
Neutrality movement has been to prevent corporations from
interfering with the Internet in this way --
so why does the FCC's version of Net Neutrality specifically allow them
to do so?
Go to the Real Net Neutrality petition to tell
the FCC that if it wants to police the Internet, it first needs to
demonstrate that it can protect Internet users
and innovators by standing up to powerful industry lobbyists.
Sign your name to demand that the copyright enforcement
loophole be removed:
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Quotes
"The things you heard me say about George Bush?
You never heard me apologize
about any of them. Because he was.
What was I supposed to say? I called him
a liar twice. Because he lied to me
twice.w
-- Harry Reid, who holds the record
for most apologies, Link
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Subject: Scam Alert
I just got scammed outta $25!
Bought Tiger Woods DVD "My favorite 18 holes"...
Turns out it was about golf. Damn waste
of money.
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.
fpelate
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Imaginative New Novel VIVA LA EVOLUCION
Takes on the Stupidity Crisis in America.
Tap water’s 60,000 contaminants will soon turn citizens into apes.
Subject: racism?
Bart, I nearly fell off my chair laughing at the guy who is Hispanic and Polish calling himself a "Taco Polacko."
I just wonder what would they call me?
I'm Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Irish, German and
Russian.
I guess that means I'm a "Heinz 57" all-American
mutt.
One disadvantage: I keep invading myself. <grin>
Ross
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Quotes
"There is an obvious disconnect between President
Obama and the White House, what they are
doing to our economy and what they
are doing in terms of not allowing Americans to feel as safe as we had
felt."
- Sarah Palin on her first day at FOX, claiming
Bush kept us safe, Link
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Subject: Sarah Palin
Excerpt:
You use and example from the book Game Change
to illustrate how stupid Sarah Palin is,
yet you try to discredit the SAME SOURCE when
it recounts Clinton's racist comments.
ha ha
Were you hoping to catch Ol' Bart making a mistake?
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Quotes
"Hmmm, 8 years of Clinton, budget surplus,
economy functioning, debt clock retired.
8 years of Bush, massive deficit, economy
busted, debt clock back. So just who went on the drunken spending spree?"
- Hoodathunk Link
Many Democrats hated the Clinton years.
Why?
Because we're Democrats who can't handle winning.
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Subject: Dall-ass
Hey, just looking forward to the day when Tex-ass
secedes from the union
and the Cowboys aren't America's Team anymore.
I can dream, can't I?
Wayne in Dayton
If Texas wants to leave, why should we try and stop them?
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Quotes
"There’s more facts and useful information
in my
cat’s regurgitated fur-balls than what
Sarah Palin spews."
-- DNFP, Link
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Subject: Haiti
Dear Church of Reality members,
As you know the country of Haiti experienced a
huge earthquake and massive devastation.
These are our fellow human beings and the Red
Cross has a ew easy way to chip in a little money
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and that will donate $10 to the Red Cross that
will be on your phone bill.
If you do this and tell some friends we might
be able to raise $10,000 to $20,000 or so.
Or if any of you have better ways to help you
should do so.
Marc Perkel
Church of Reality
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always has good stuff.
Palin, Fox, and the End of the World
Excerpt:
Do you want to understand Sarah Palin's attraction
to the born-again Republican/Fox crowd?
Then you have to "get" the apocalyptic fantasy
world they live in. I know. It's where I once lived.
Palin comes from that world of hysterical paranoid
delusion. It's her attraction to the people who like her.
God has "raised her up for such a time as this"
they believe. It is why Fox "News" just hired her as another
one of their fair and balanced commentators.
Jerry Jenkins and Tim LaHaye's Left Behind series
of sixteen novels (so far!) represents everything
that is most deranged about Palin's religion,
and understanding why those books are popular is the key
to "getting" the Palin Fox "News" deal...
The Left Behind novels represent the fundamentalist end times view that Palin buys into.
If you think Palin's fans are nuts; they are.
If you think the tea baggers are odd; they are.
The theology of the "End" is behind both.
I said it years ago: Religious insanity is America's biggest problem.
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Subject: Re: Gop deserves reward?
Concerning the Coakley-Brown Senate race in Massachusetts,
It sure would be nice if Obama got down to Boston
or Worcester this weekend
to campaign and help keep his “Old Buddy” Ted’s
seat in Democratic hands!
I think the real question here is if Obama understands,
or worse, even cares.
Are 41 Puggish, veggie-headed “plants” are Obama’s
way of offering more “bipartisanship”?
John C
Odds are we'll win that race, but if we don't, the Dems will lose their
60 senator advantage,
not that they've been able to use it because bastards like Kissyface
and Nelson ruined it for everyone.
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Quotes
"Now, I want you to remember it took him three
days - three days - to respond to the underwear bomber.
Three days - and when he came out after those
three days he was clearly irritated that he had to do it.
He didn't want to do it. He comes out here
in less than 24 hours to speak about Haiti...I don't have the
whole press conference but I wonder did he
apologize for America before acknowledging we are the
only people on earth who can help them out
down there in any significant way."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, Link
That's another difference between Democrats and Rethugs.
When Democrats heard the news, we asked, "How
can we help?"
When Robertson and Pigboy heard, they asked, "Who
can we blame?"
"With thousands of people dead already and
as the suffering continues in Haiti,
Limbaugh and his ilk only care about
one thing: Destroying Obama."
-- John Amato, Link
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Subject: United Negro College Fund
Since the term NEGRO is deemed so terribly racist
and offensive, does The United Negro College Fund still exist?
If so, what is it called these days? Is it also
considered racist these days to use the term NEGRO SPIRITUALS
in reference to traditional American songs in
the "Negro Spiritual" genre? Using the term "Colored People" is
considered to be repugnant and startlingly racist
these days, too. What does the NAACP call itself now? Just wondering.
Reid should definitely step down...not because
he's racist in any way, shape, or form...but because he is utterly WORTHLESS
as our Majority Leader. He should step down because
he's a spineless enabler who, as Majority Leader, pissed away EVERY
opportunity that has landed in our laps since
the we took control of the House and Senate. Harry Reid should step down
because he CAVED into the powerless and astoundingly
unpopular Republicans EVERY step of the way.
He defied the will of the people at every turn,
and chose to make America WORSE instead of BETTER.
Hammer on, Bart!
Respectfully,
Gino R
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Subject: Dems screw up as usual
Bart...does it reallly matter if we lose the majority.....we
are acting like a minority party right now
...and obama is acting like he is still senator
and not a president....we have the 60 votes but cant get
these dinos together to vote for anything the
democrats stand for......let harry Reid lose....he is no good
for our party anyway.....it is no loss.....yawn...frankly
my dear...i don't give a damn.....anymore......
watching the so called news...as i do 24.7 is
like watching the school yard bully....
i.e. republicans ..beat the crap out of the skinny
nerd...i.e. democrats.....
it goes on day after day...i need a life...
CB
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Subject: Say it ain't so!
Bart, you published:
"Sodomy promotion is from Satan's Jews."
-- sign held by a
teabagging handjob on last night's Daily Show
BC plays clueless by opining: " I did not know Satan had Jews."
Objection!
I do not pretend to be clueless.
Seeing as the Bartster is professedly athiestic,
well, I'm sure that you understand that Satan,
or God, or G_d, or Moloch, or Buddah, or the
Flying Spagetti Monster etc-al can have as many
of anything that they want ... or at least whatever
their fantasy-infected minions declare.
But while Satan may not be available to the average
atheist for the ad-hoc demonization of a(ny)
particular group of people, it is a fact that
Hitler had Jews! And not just your run-of-the-mill,
head-banging Wailing Wall brand of Jew either,
but he had Nazi Party-whorshipping Jews who
were adamantly loyal to the 3rd Reich.
In other words, they fought Allied soldiers to the death
so that Hitler could remain their leader.
Perhaps as many as if not more than 150,000 Jews
(and people of Jewish descendants) were gun-toting
followers of Germany's Nazi regime.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=Hitlers+jewish+soldiers&btnG=Google+Search
Do you know where many (if not most) of those
Nazi Jews (and their Nazi-adoring children) are today?
Why, they're infectively expanding the war-crimes
state of Zionland, while simultaniously committing
vicious genocide and ethnic cleansing against
Palestine's Historically native non-Jews.
Anyway, who knows ... last night, maybe you saw
somebody who considered himself
one of Satan's proud Jews (also known as Zionists)
with that sign on the Daily Show
who was just promoting the family business.
DanD
DanD, I'm glad I didn't say that.
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