"If you voted for McCain, this man will touch your penis."
ha ha -- Jon Stewart, on the Floria urologist
who won't touch
your penis if you
voted for Obama,
Link .
"Two years from now, Obama will be a one-term
president. We are going to elect the boldest, strongest, most courageous, rock-ribbed
constitutional conservative president this country's ever seen! We're there!" -- Michelle Bachmann (R-Batshit), lying to her fellow
crazies, Link
Hey Michelle, are you a gambler?
Ready to back that up with, say, a $200 wager?
Or are you just talking shit for the racist teabaggers?
Excerpt: I am an old Republican. I am religious, yet not
a fanatic. I am a free-marketer; yet, I believe in the role
of the government as a fair evenhanded referee.
I am socially conservative; yet, I believe that my lesbian
niece and my gay grandchild should have the full
protection of the law and live as free Americans enjoying
every aspect of our society with no prejudices
and/or restrictions. Nowadays, my political and socio-economic
profile would make me a Marxist, not a Republican.
I grew up in an era where William F. Buckley
fought the John Birch society and kicked them out of the GOP.
I grew up with -- in fact voted for the first
time for -- Eisenhower. In 1956, he ran a campaign of dignity.
A campaign that acknowledged that there are certain
projects better suited to be handled by the government.
See, business thinks in the short term, as he
said. That's the imperative of the marketplace. I invest and I expect
that in a few quarters, I garner the fruits of
my investment. Government, on the other hand, has the luxury to wait
a few years, maybe decades, for a return on a
given investment. As a former businessman, I know that first hand.
Am I a Marxist for thinking that?...
I do not recognize myself in the Republican Party
anymore. I have the same ideological positions on most of
the issues that I had when I voted for Eisenhower,
Nixon, Reagan and George W. Bush in 2000. However, I just
cannot trust the reins of our government and
nation, of this formidably complicated and complex gigantic machine
that is the USA, to the amateurish leadership
of the Republican Party.
I have an idea for a trap: We spread the word thru Rethugs forums
that Obama is planning a government takeover of our electrical grid!
That's right - no more private electricity - it's all "socialist" electricity
now.
And if Obama succeeds, next he's going to have the government take over
the Interstate Highway System.
Boy, if you think the roads are bad now, just wait till that "Muslin"
makes them "socialized" highways.
And if Obama succeeds, next he's going to have the government take over
the distribution of water.
Do you want "cookie cutter" water coming to your house that also -
gasp - goes to Black homes?
"I won't
drink nigger water and Mr. Obama,
...you can't make me."
Excerpt: The Vatican has been in a bubble for so long
that ordinary journalistic scrutiny feels like a smear.
I believe the media in general have treated the
Pope with appropriate respect, even as they raise
troubling questions about his lack of past action
against pedophile priests. When you carefully
examine stories like those in the Times, they
are carefully written and based on documents and
interviews. They don't conclude that then-Cardinal
Ratzinger looked the other way while abusive
priests were transferred or went unpunished;
the articles simply examine the circumstantial evidence,
including correspondence sent to his office.
These stories are not being driven by any animus
toward the Catholic Church or Pope Benedict.
But they are animated in part by a sense of revulsion
that priests who abused young boys, including
deaf boys, were either shipped off to other parishes
or allowed to remain in their posts. Rather than
express remorse for these horrifying lapses,
the church has adopted a blame-the-media strategy that
has backfired and perpetuated the story. These
news accounts are not "petty gossip"; they are deadly serious.
I knew if I lived long enough, I'd eventually read something from Kurtz
that wasn't super-stupid.
Who knew there were advantages to getting old?
Clinton strengthened mining safety rules and there
were no fatalities on his watch.
Bush wiped out those rules after big donations
from the mining industry and there were some big disasters.
Every time these W. Va. deaths are mentioned,
somebody should yell "Thanks Bush!"
Jane
"The Cold War ended almost 20 years ago, and
the time has come to take further measures to reduce dramatically the number of nuclear
weapons in the world’s arsenals. It’s time for the United States to show the kind of leadership the world
expects from us to reduce the nuclear threat to mankind." -- John McCain, saying we need
fewer nukes, May 2008, Link
"We believe that preventing nuclear terrorism
and nuclear proliferation should begin by directly confronting the two leading proliferators
and supporters of terrorism, Iran and North Korea. Obama's policies, thus far, have failed
to do that and this failure has sent exactly the wrong message to other would-be proliferators
and supporters of terrorism." - -- John McCain, saying we need
more nukes, Tuesday, Link
I wonder - is that John "I'm a
maverick" McCain saying that?
Or is that John "I've never considered myself
a maverick" McCain saying that?
Or is that John "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb
bomb Iran" McCain saying that?
Old man, isn't it time you took your stool softener and a nap?
Took these photos of my 2005 Prius. It
has 178,000 hard Idaho miles.
Only thing I have ever done is change the oil
(and fixed the front end after I t-boned an elk).
Thank Koresh, the devil has not yet stepped down
on my gas pedal. ha ha
Keep up the great work,
Mike
That reminds me - we need a new Bartcop bumper sticker.
Any design
guys/gals out there? Can you make it printer-ready for the sticker people?
We should probably do a two-color design - what do you think?
Let's do a contest - thru May 1. The best sticker art becomes the new flagship for bartcop.com
"A nuclear-free world has been a 60-year dream
of the Left, just like socialized health-care." -- Rudy I-wish-we-could-have-another-9-11
Guiliani,. Link
.
"A nuclear war cannot be won and must never
be fought. And no matter how great the obstacles may seem, we must never stop our efforts
to reduce the weapons of war. We must never stop until we see the day when nuclear arms
have been banished from the face of this Earth." -- President Reagan, 1984.
Link
Why does Rudy hate Reagan?
Why is Rudy calling Reagan a socialist?
Why is Rudy accusing Reagan of being soft on protecting America?
Excerpt: Who needs teleprompters when a studio can simply
insert canned laughter?
I’ve dealt with sound engineering for 30 years,
as a film maker, interviewer, musician, working with master
reel to reel tapes/decks at EMS Music in Seattle
in the 80’s as a sound duplication engineer, or setting
sound levels for my and other bands in live situations
at shows. I won a Hollywood award for animation in 2000.
I know sound. And it’s my opinion that audio
portions of Sarah Palin’s March 2nd appearance on Jay Leno’s
Tonight show were added or amplified, edited
before broadcast to make it appear that Sarah Palin was more
welcome than she was.
"Steele was hired because he was black. And
now he can't be fired because he's black. Canning Steele now would drive home
the reality that Republicans were trying to paper over when they hired him in the first place.
So Republicans are stuck with his myriad goofs and press fails and incompetent management
and all the rest because of their own making." -- Josh Marshall, Link
"You don’t need a health Gestapo in the United
States. And do the Democrats really want to campaign in September, October favoring
16,000 more IRS agents to enforce Obamacare?" -- Eye of Newt, urging Rethugs
to campaign on a mythical charge, Link
Q: Will the IRS hire 16,500 new agents
to enforce the health care law? A: No. The law requires the IRS mostly
to hand out tax credits, not collect penalties. The claim of
16,500 new agents stems from a partisan analysis based on guesswork and false assumptions,
and compounded by outright misrepresentation. -- FactCheck.org, calling
Gingrich a bald-faced, lying bastard, Link
"This wildly inaccurate claim started as an
inflated, partisan assertion that 16,500 new IRS employees might be required to
administer Obamacare. That devolved quickly into a Rethug claim that 16,500 IRS "agents"
would be required. Ron Paul even claimed that all 16,500 would be carrying guns.
None of those claims is true." -- FactCheck.org, calling
Ron Paul a bald-faced, lying bastard, Link
Excerpt: The Catholic Church is diseased right now. Amid
the mounting global scandal over pedophilia, it's suffering from
epidemic proportions of denial and enabling.
It seems to care more about protecting its own image and interests
than the faithful innocents it's been called
to serve under God. Perched atop this mess is Pope Benny the Rat.
And if it is ultimately proven that he was negligent
in turning a blind eye to years of sexual abuse by priests under
his charge--when he was Cardinal Benny the Rat
and as head of the oversight body, the Congregation for the
Doctrine of the Faith (1981-2005)--then he must
step down or be removed from the papacy. The corner office
of the Vatican is certainly no place for sexual
abuse cover-ups.
The charges are beyond shocking and the acts they
describe are heinous. And these are just the cases made public
and over the last few weeks. To be sure, this
is just the proverbial tip of the iceberg.
Despite being plagued by years of sexual scandal,
the Church remains cavalier in its denial and arrogant defense
of itself and of its failed self-policing mechanisms.
It acts as if it's above the law and shrouds itself in secrecy,
and its predatory monsters are afforded leniencies
and forgiveness no other common criminal would receive
"Do
you have to lead this parade, Bart?
How 'bout I give you $500K to drop it?"
Looks like Denial is a river that runs thru the Vatican.
Tulsa Police
say the motorcyclist was traveling at 120 mph when he
ran into the back of the moving semi-truck.
He survived. Always
wear a helmet
Quotes
"You cannot both defend total centralization
of the church under papal control - which is how Benny the Rat weeded out dissenters - and then plead
for mercy when you fail to handle the weeding out of abusers. If only the Pope had devoted the same
kind of attention to policing child-rape as he did to policing free thought. How many times did Ratzinger get on
the phone directly with a local parish the way he hunted down, say, Charlie Curran? We know the answer
to that and it isn't pretty. Dissent was much more intolerable to Ratzinger than child-rape. And that's
why this Pope is now so full of it." -- Andrew "Trifecta" Sullivan, who is gay,
Rethug and Catholic,
Link
Bart.....I would like to send you some extra money,
but I can not because I an saving every penny I can,
so I have something in the bank when the compassionate
Florida Repubs kick out all of us in the teaching profession......
What they are doing here in this state to destroy
public education is criminal......anyway, how do I go about finding out
what countries will be accepting America citizens
who want to move to another country......I have checked out England,
Canada, and Australia, but they are not accepting,
at least at the moment, Americans......I am not a person who gives up easily,
Heck we all survived the Bush/Cheney evil regime,
but I feel that there is no hope here for those of us who are progressives......
So yes I am cutting and running, and I hope to
do it soon.....any help you or your readers could provide me and a few
of
my friends would be helpful.....
Cindy P
Anyone know which country Cindy and her friends can flee to?
Excerpt: Glacier National Park has lost two more of its
namesake moving icefields to climate change,
which is shrinking the rivers of ice until they
grind to a halt, a government researcher said Wednesday.
Warmer temperatures have reduced the number of
named glaciers in the northwestern Montana park to 25,
said Dan Fagre, an ecologist with the U.S. Geological
Survey. He warned the rest of the glaciers may be gone by the end of the
decade.
"When we're measuring glacier margins, by the
time we go home the glacier is already smaller than what we've measured,"
Fagre said.
From the Himalayas to Alaska, glacier melting
has accelerated in recent decades as global temperatures increased.
"Will Obama's new deal leave the U.S. defenseless
until it's too late?"
-- Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly, wondering if we'll be alive this time next
week, Link
Surely it's OK to use the c-word in special
circumstances, right?
You are right, the Democrats should run ads saying
"It's Palin's Party Now".
Palin's overall Favorable v Unfavorable polling
is at 38% favorable and 55% unfavorable
(http://www.pollingreport.com/p.htm).
She consistently polls above 50% unfavorable and
rarely cracks 40% favorable.
Mitt Romney does much better.
DBK
But the Dems won't go there because they're gutless
and braindead.
"Since when have secularists and dissenting
Catholics been experts on the protection of children? These self-appointed reformers of the
Catholic Church preside over a debased culture that abuses, aborts and corrupts children. That
a reckless and depraved liberal elite would set itself up as moral tutor to Pope Benedict XVI is beyond
satire. Here we had the Vicar of Christ receiving moral instruction from Barabbas. Who turns orphans over
to homosexual couples at adoption agencies? Who sends Planned Parenthood propagandists into schools?
Who clears the streets of major cities for "gay-pride" parades with the NAMBLA in tow? It is the liberal
elite who champion these child-corrupting practices." -- George Neumayr, editor of the Catholic World
Report, blaming liberals for the priest rapes,
Link
Hey asshole, just keep doing what you're doing.
You are
destroying what's left of the Catholic Church with that blame-everyone-else
attitude.
Every time one of your
priests rapes a kid, go ahead - blame an American Liberal.
Keep doing what you're doing.
You're bringing down the Church far faster than anyone thought
was possible.
You're EXACTLY like Limbaugh, Beck and Palin - blaming liberals
for all your crimes.
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Quotes
"I hope Teri Hatcher gets hit by a car and
dies."
-- Housewives boss Marc Cherry, according to disgruntled Nicollete
Sheridan,
after
Hatcher allegedly backed up Sheridan's assault and unlawful termination
claims Link
I don't believe it.
Hatcher
is most of the show - she'll be the last or second last to die.
Cherry
is a comedy writer - if he said it, I'll bet it was a joke
Why
would Cherry say that to Sheridan, who started the lawsuit ball rolling?
When you're on a TV show,
can you really sue if they write off your character?
"Sunday was the big White House Easter egg
hunt. Of course, the Catholic priests didn't have time to hide eggs,
they were too busy hiding each other."
-- Leno, who can't even make a Catholic joke funny
Seriously, does anybody see a joke there?
Why would a priest hide eggs at the White
House?
What joke was he trying to make - that
missed?
At least when Carrot Top does a bad joke,
you can tell where he was trying to go.
Is Leno still in the comedy business?
How can a man that unfunny stay on the
air?
Excerpt: As world-changing summit meetings go, the big
Palin/Bachmann rally in Minneapolis Wednesday didn't quite
rise to the level of "King Kong vs. Godzilla."
But the moment the two favorite red-meat throwing tea party
heroines got together could still go down in
political history.
"I knew that we'd be buddies when I met her when
she said, 'Drill here, drill now,'" Palin said.
"And then I replied, 'Drill baby drill,' and
then we both said, 'You betcha!'"
ha ha It doesn't get any better than that.
Hey Sarah, can Batshit be on your Alaska show every week?
It'll be like that Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie show - but with less
gravitas.
"The Catholic church is despised by the left
because of its abortion stance and because it is a religion other
than liberalism."
-- Rush, defending the priests who rape and the Popes who cover for them
So, Rush is OK with adult men forcing
young boys into sex.
Why am I not surprised?
I'll bet the little boys in the Dominican
Republic aren't surprised..
Excerpt: Michael Tom Steele was hardly the consensus choice
to become chairman of the RNC,
scrambling to the top early last year after surviving
multiple ballots in a crowded field.
Steele’s supporters rallied around him as a compelling
advocate at ease making the Republican case
on television and someone who would be the first
African-American to lead the party. His opponents
were apprehensive about Steele’s reputation as
a showboat, an inexperienced manager given to advancing
his own ambitions and prone to bursts of indiscretion.
Even as the committee settled on him at the end of hours
of balloting, Republican leaders were never quite
sure which Michael Steele they would get.
Fourteen months later, the answer has become clear.
At a time when the Party of No is looking to take
advantage of Democratic troubles and make gains
in Congressional elections, Tom Steele is commanding
attention mostly for lesbian bondage, lagging
fund-raising, staff defections and dismissals, an aggressive
round of paid speeches and speaking appearances
and politically inopportune remarks.
These are fun times for Democrats.
Tom Steele is imploding in a
storm of kinky sex,,
Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck lead
the teabaggers,
Sen. Ensign (R-Blackmailed)
is about to be indicted - maybe Coburn, too,
Inhofe says the glaciers are
just hiding,
The vulgar Pigboy came out for
raping children,
McCain is a bigger laughing
stock then ever
Teabaggers are arrested for
wanting to kill Democrats
The Pope's true colors are showing,
Obama got something - anything
- passed and saved his presidency,
It's seven months till the elections
and the economy's picking up,
GM says it might make a profit
before the end of the quarter.
and the Dow is up 70% under
Obama
I think I'm gonna do a shot...
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Quotes
"Sarah Palin was speaking at the alcohol convention
in Las Vegas. Because, let's face it, nothing says
family values like gambling and liquor."
-- Letterman
Right nuts are telling us that an increase in
earthquake activity means Jesus is a coming to kick ass.
Left nuts are telling us it means global warming.
Sience tells us there has not been any increase
in earthquake activity. Lets go with science on this one.
For anyone to think that a tiny increase in average
atmospheric temperature could effect the deep,
high pressure, hot as hell forces that result
in earthquakes is just silly. Just as silly as saying Jesus did it.
Jed
I'm not going to argue with science, but if you're
right, you're saying that the media
failed to cover the Earthquakes-every-week from
years past? That's hard to believe.
They are lazy, lying whores - sure.
But when a quake devastates a town or a country - they don't report
that?
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