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Tuesday 4/20, 2010 Vol 2511 - Free the Weed
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Quotes
"The other day, the Leader of the Senate Republicans
and the Chair of the Republican Senate
campaign committee met with two dozen
top Wall Street executives to talk about how to block
progress on this issue. Lo and behold,
when he returned to Washington, the Senate Republican
Leader came out against the common-sense
reforms we’ve proposed. In doing so, he made the
cynical and deceptive assertion that
reform would somehow enable future bailouts - when he
knows that it would do just the opposite."
-- Obama, attacking Mitch the Bitch - finally,
Link
Is our president learning how to play politics?
There Will
be Blood
Right Wing Rhetoric is Dangerous
I made a spooky prediction years ago, maybe around 2005.
I hate to say it, but it turns out I was right.
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Bachmann:
'Clinton wants me dead'
Right Wing Rhetoric is Dangerous
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Subject: Fox News At Its Very Finest
Hi Bart,
Everyone needs to see this one.
Here is BillO proven to be knowingly lying to
the public and Tom Coburn
even when he is right looks like an idiot here.
http://www.tnr.com/blog/jonathan-chait/fox-news-its-very-finest
Fox does this crap every hour of every day
and the morons who watch it get mad at Obama.
It is sad that Fox can do this with no repurcussions.
Steve in PA
They do it with no repurcussions because the Democrats
let them get away with it,
and CNN and the other networks let them get away
with it, and biggest of all,
there's NO LIBERAL/HONEST NEWS besides the snippets
of Keith, Ed and Rachel.
Quotes
"I think Hillary's doing a good job where she
is...I think she'd be a great Supreme Court judge.
But I think she probably thinks that
it'd be better if he appointed somebody younger. Although if
you look, my mother-in-law's 91.
Hillary's going to live to be 110. I joke with her all the time.
She might have three husbands after
me. You know, she's going to live forever."
-- Big Dog, Link
Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is
Quotes
"It would not have been a choice in words that
I made. Any time you have large public gatherings,
you’re going to have lots of individuals
with different opinions who show up."
-- Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Lying
whore), asked about Batshit's "gangster government" comment,
Link
Why do I call Blackburn a lying whore?
Because that "lots of individuals with
different opinions who show up" crappola implies that
Batshit Bachmann is just some woman who grabbed the microphone
before a wise, GOP elder
had a chance to wrestle it away from her.
No, lying whore, she's an elected government official who hates
her country
as long as a Black man has some power.
Subject: Oakie redneck
Hey Bart:
I loved the picture today of thee Oakie Redneck
that wanted his f'ing militia.
I know that he's unlikely to ever read your page,
if he could read, but maybe
someone he knows could pass on to him this little
line from the Constitution:
Section 2--Civilian Power over Military...
The President shall be Commander in Chief
of the Army and Navy of the United States,
and of the Militia of the several States,
when called into the actual Service of the United States...
In other words, if this alpha-hotel forms his
militia, he will have Barrack Obama as his CIC,
and to act against his CIC would be an act of
treason. I think the death penalty would apply.
Don in Vancouver, USA
Don - flaw in the plan:
Obama would insist we "look forward" and not charge anybody with any crimes.
If he arrested right-wing traitors to America,
assholes like
The Bitch and The Boner might not like him as
much.
Saw it on leftwingconspiracy.com
National Weed Day?
Saw it on wizardofwhimsy
Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is
The Weird Picture might be Mecca during the Islamic
Holy Days.
On the other hand, it could be a U.S.-Mexico
Border crossing.
HWD
Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is
Opening day for the first Wal-Mart in Saudi Arabia
.....
Jamie F
Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is
I'm going to say its the line to the men's room
during a Saudi Football match.
Steven B
Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is
Free Throw One Shoe At Bush Day
David B
Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is
I've seen this picture before. It is the
FOX news coverage of
the national TEABAGGERS march on Washington.
Jim in Utah
Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is
That’s a photo of pilgrims casting stones at walls
which represent temptation, in Mina, Saudi Arabia!
Kinda weird, but I guess it’s better than casting
parishioners’ money at the families of the altar boys that tempted you…
Michael C.
Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is
Id say its the Muslim hajj or GOP guys waiting
in line to watch Palin and Bachman strip....
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Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is
My guess is those folks are all Hajjis on pilgrimage
to Mecca.
Or they're
in line for Bixby corn.
Steve
Dude, good one, ...and you got my stomach rumbling.
My guess is Bixby corn is 60 days away.
Summertime in Oklahoma...
Grilled steak, burgers, maybe chicken, with Bixby corn, Mrs Bart, God's
flowers and Chinaco Anejo?
Sidebar:
I used my 2009 corn purchases as a tax deduction. You think I'm
kidding?
I pity the IRS agent who'd try to rule that Bixby corn is not a basic
pillar of bartcop.com
Sidebar in a Sidebar:
If an IRS agent ever asks you why you read/donate to bartcop.com
please answer, "The trip reports, the tequila
tastings and the Bixby corn stories!"
Pervert Sidebar in a Sidebar:
The high school cashier girls at Conrad
Farms in Bixby must've all been hired by Tiger Woods.
They're totally hot.
Beatnikbobb and Pontiac Tom know I'm telling the truth.
...makes you wanna get back in line to buy some more corn!
Catholics:
Transgressions And Money
How one rapist built an empire worth billions
Perhaps my strongest words yet against this charlatan.
Subject: bumper sticker
Thanks to JMO
Subject: I want to write for your Blog
If that's you, do this:
Say you want to write about ...Sports.
You can write about anything, but you need three
things:
Honesty, strong opinions and passion.
(People will forgive mistakes, but they won't
forgive lying.)
You either love Mike Tyson or you
hate him.
You either love instant replay
or you hate it.
Soccer is either boring or super-boring.
You either love Eldrick and the
Cowboys or you hate them.
That way you'll get feedback from
both sides :)
You can write as little or as much as you want.
A few rules:
No nudity and keep the swearing to a minimum.
Please write to jim@bartcop.com
and ask him
to fix you up with passwords etc for the Bart
Blog.
When you post something, send me an e-mail
so I can put a link on the main page.
Sidebar:
Even if you're not into writing, write to Jim
and get your password
in case you see a story I didn't cover or a toon
I failed to publish.
You can even post I can haz cheezeburger cat
toons :)
Post a picture of your pet, if you want.
You never know - this could turn into something.
You might like writing and you might get some
feedback.
If you keep it up and build a following, maybe
someday you
can quit your day job and work at home without
pants.
Right-wing TV is everywhere
Subject: how to tell if your brothers are gay
OKC - 15 Years Ago
Subject: global warming
Bart,
Since the world is suffering from global warming,
God sends a bunch of ash over Europe to help it cool off!
Just ignore the related earthquakes and the devastation
they cause...
Russ
Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the month
The Unholy
Alliance
This is not about the Catholics
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Quotes
"This nation needs you. Know the facts. Stand
for what’s right. Don't be discouraged
by the mocking of those who want to
claim we just cling to our religion. I’m the first
to admit - yeah, I do cling to my faith.
That’s all I’ve got."
-- Sarah Palin addressing a crowd
of douchebaggers, admitting that
she wishes
that she had a brain to go with her faith, Link
The wilder the rhetoric, the higher her speaking fees go.
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Pope: I
Lead 'Wounded, Sinner' Church
No, you lead a gang of organized rapists
No, these are my strongest words yet against
this charlatan.
Subject: Palin haiku
Bart,
The "Telling
Sarah Palin She's Full of Crap" page on Facebook
invited haiku explaining why she's full of crap.
So far I've got:
Fifteen minutes up
Attention whore Bible Spice
Don't let door hit you
and
cynically spouts lies
anti-intellectual
truly has no shame,
Boston Jane
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Quotes
"If Responsible Republicans are in fact nearing
extinction, I think we can identify the crucial event
that signaled their demise. It was
a December 1993 memo by extreme handjob William Kristol.
Kristol’s advice about how Republicans
should respond to Bill Clinton’s 1993 health care effort
- and a series of follow-up memos he
wrote in 1994 - pushed the GOP away from cooperation with
Democrats on any social and economic
legislation. His message marks the pivotal moment when
Republicans shifted from fundamentally
responsible partners in governing the country to uncompromising,
hyperpartisan antagonists on all issues."
-- Jacon Weisberg,
Link
He's probably right and we have Bill Clinton to blame for that.
You see, the White House belonged to the Bush bastards and Clinton
tricked America
into voting for him and he eventually made George Bush leave
his own house.
They were always going to impeach Clinton for not being
a "real" president.
They just had to find a "crime" to get the ball rolling.
Turns out, the "crime" had fur on it.
Armed Right-Wing
Activists Accuse Obama Of Tyranny
And they did it on the 15th annversary of OKC, telegraphing
that more is to come?
Was saving GM an act of tyranny?
Was keeping the banks from failing an act of tyranny?
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Subject: Republicans counting on anger only
Republicans are going all in on anger this year
and betting everything on anger alone.
This is very risky because as the economy recovers
and things keep getting better
the voters might not be as angry in November
as they are now.
Republicans also have the burden that their anger
won't be directed back at them
as it has been in the last 2 elections.
Republicans are on the sidelines refusing to be
part of any solution to our problems.
If the anger card doesn't work this year it might
be the end of the Republican Party.
Perhaps Republicans should try to accomplish something
positive and become part of
the solution before the election day so that
don't have to bet the election on an empty hand.
Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
Founder of the Church
of Reality
Reality changed my life. It can change your life
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Quotes
"Larry King used to bring Shannon in for breakfast
-- all the regulars knew about it.
No one can believe it took this long
(for their affair) to get out."
-- waitress at Nate
'n Al's Delicatessen in Beverly Hills, Link
F-ing Larry King - he was bringing his gumar to breakfast
for three years.
Geez, Larry, you make Eldrick look downright discreet!
Larry's wife Shawn was not amused when she found
out Ol' Eight Wives
was banging her younger (46) sister, Shannon.
Larry, why the sister?
"She was pissed!"
Letterman said at Larry's age, he gets confused telling them apart.
But isn't Larry essentially in the same position as Eldrick?
You can't fault a man for wanting to have sex with as many women
as possible.
You can fault a married man for wanting
to have sex with as many women as possible.
If he can't control his urges, maybe he should stay single.
But odds are, maybe even before the year is out, Larry will swear
before God
that he'll charish his beautiful wife Number Nine, "until
death do we part."
Rove Slams
Fox News
Who do we root for in this fight? :)
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Subject: Donation
Bart, I missed out on Sally's matching funds,
and I can't swin
with the big fish by any means but my tax return
is back so I will
match smaller donations, $25 or less, up to a
maximum of $400.
You made me smile in some dark days.
I owe you something for that,
Steve B
Steve, thanks for that.
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He's got balls.
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