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Weekend-Monday April 17-19, 2010 Vol 2510 - Stupifacts
White Mountain National Forest, NH Quote of the Day "They cannot stand being called racist.
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Quotes
"It just seems like an odd choice for a university.
If you want a moneymaker, why not Paris Hilton?
She has about as much academic value
and would probably bring even more money, if that’s the goal."
-- Lillian Taiz, on the choice of Sarah Palin
to keynote a California State University Gala in June,
Link
I'll bet Paris Hilton can answer simple questions without looking
at her hand.
Pigboy fuels
domestic terror
So says our best modern president...
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Priest Shrink: I Saw Abusers Reinstated
Thanks to http://demookie.com/forum/
Subject: i really wonder...
....why you never heard the tea baggers voicing their outrage on this ...
selective outrage.......
http://costofwar.com/
tddenim
That's because their rage is raced-based.
They don't care about the money and they don't
care about the war.
They just want that nigger out of the White House.
Did you know the Tea Baggers are 99 percent white?
Doesn't The Bitch look cute in his short pants?
Quotes
"I don't understand a world view where we have
to question
whether we like it or not that America
is powerful."
-- the Publicity Whore,
Link
Isn't that why America is constantly at war?
Notice al Qaeda didn't attack Canada...
I was thinking about the upcoming Roger Waters tour.
He said with computers, he could do great visual effects for
The
Wall,
That reminded me of those great visuals Canada had in the opening
Olympic ceremony.
Did you see those whales spew "water" while swimming across the
floor?
That reminded me of the unofficial theme for the winter games,
which was,
"Canada is a lot like America - without the
wars and the slavery
and the lynchings and the guns and
the crime and the racism
and the serial killers and the violence
and the poverty and ..."
Benny the Rat, dreaming of a nine year old boy...
Subject: Bush's meltdown
Quotes
"The federal government has taken either direct
ownership or control of 51 percent of the private economy.
Eighteen months ago, 100 percent of
the private economy was private. But today, the federal government literally
owns banks, the largest insurance company
in the United States. The federal government owns over half of all
home mortgages today in the United
States - Chrysler, G.M. the student loan industry and now health care."
-- Michelle Bachmann (R-Batshit),
Link
Michelle, first, I don't trust your lying ass for one second,
but let's assume this is the first time you've told the truth.
Would you rather 51% of America had gone bankrupt?
The government is like your parents when you're single and 22
and lose your job.
Your parents let you come home and live with them until you find
another job.
True, you can't smoke dope and binge drink and screw strangers
like you did when you had your own place,
but that's a small price to pay for getting "bailed out," don't
you think?
It's tiring to point out that the Democrats COULD ask Bachmann
what she would've preferred.
Would she rather the banks and insurance companies and car companies
all go under?
Would she rather everyone who's upside-down in their home move
into a cardboard box?
Would she rather everyone who was insured by AIG "take one for
the team?"
Besides Alan Grayson, why aren't there any Democrats willing to list the facts?
Bush crashed the country and Obama saved it.
And Obama's being attacked for saving it - why?
It's because racist dogs hate having
a "nigger" in the White House.
Now you know why I claim to be
the smartest person in Oklahoma.
I just gotta be smarter than that guy.
Subject: bumper sticker
Thanks to JJE in Boston
Calling all Teabaggers!
Look at the big spenders - Reagan, Bush and Bush
And what did we get for it?
Three wars, 5000 dead soldiers,
a broken military and a bankrupt economy.
If only the Democrats would list the facts.
Reagan, Bush and Clinton all added a trillion dollars to the debt,
then Clinton showed you can reduce the debt by taxing the super-rich.
Then Bush the Butcher came along and added 4 trillion to the debt
asnd now the Teabaggers are screaming, "I
want my country back?"
If you want it back, go to Dallas and ask Bush
to return the trillions he stole and gave away.
Colorado
Springs is Crashing
No government is best government?
Subject: President's poker game/ Where's Obama?
Obama isn't a Democrat.
Mike C.
Ouch!
Isn't it sickening that the Left is angry with Obama for being such
a centrist while
the GOP is screaming "Obama is the most radical
Leftist of all time?"
If only the Democrats would stand up.
If only the Democrats would define themselves for a change.
If only the Democrats would list the facts.
If only I would stop repeating myself.
Militia boss: Be ready to kill
Saw it on http://whatnowtoons.com/
Subject: the new Tiger
Subject: I want to write for your Blog
If that's you, do this:
Say you want to write about ...Sports.
You can write about anything, but you need three
things:
Honesty, strong opinions and passion.
(People will forgive mistakes, but they won't
forgive lying.)
You either love Mike Tyson or you
hate him.
You either love instant replay
or you hate it.
Soccer is either boring or super-boring.
You either love Eldrick and the
Cowboys or you hate them.
That way you'll get feedback from
both sides :)
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Please write to jim@bartcop.com
and ask him
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Blog.
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so I can put a link on the main page.
Sidebar:
Even if you're not into writing, write to Jim
and get your password
in case you see a story I didn't cover or a toon
I failed to publish.
You can even post I can haz cheezeburger cat
toons :)
Post a picture of your pet, if you want.
You never know - this could turn into something.
You might like writing and you might get some
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If you keep it up and build a following, maybe
someday you
can quit your day job and work at home without
pants.
Rachel sticks it to Coburn
Subject: in the bluest state...
Are there any Rethugs who aren't gay sexual
predators?
Pope’s Popularity
Plunges
Rape enablers often have a PR problem
Note to Raw Story.com
If you're going to run a story with the headline,
'We vote with bullets,’ reads Tea Party sign
you really should include a photo of the sign.
Quotes
"I couldn't stand it any more - I got tired
of killing (Iraqi)
farmers."
-- Danny, who had 15 years in the army,
Link
"Where's my wife? She's in jail. Selling drugs,
over and over.
Army bases are zoos. One big trailer
park. Drugs, booze, domestic abuse. . .
I had to get away from there. I want
to be a good dad for my daughter..."
-- Danny, with more words of wisdom,
Link
Subject: Paul Harvey on Rush Limbaugh
Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the month
Tax Reform Ideas
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Quotes
“Elin knew Tiger was cheating. That’s
what golf’s about. It’s about getting out of the house
and getting away from your wife.
It’s golf. It don’t take no 16 hours to shoot 8 holes.”
-- Tracy Morgan on The Daily Show,
Tracy is a comedian (one of the best) but was he kidding?
If your hobby is playing a lot of golf, you proably enjoy
being away from your wife.
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Subject: Jennifer Love Hewitt's broken heart
Damn, Bart,
I guess that shows you can be hot enough to melt
glass and guys will STILL cheat on you!
Cheer up ladies it's not you, it's us!
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Republic, MO
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Quotes
"It's not just because he's black..."
-- Douchebagger Jerry Johnson,
on why he hates Obama, Link
I believe he's the first honest teabagger I've heard from.
Comcast to turn NBC into Teabag Network
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TBS said "Welcome Conan" or leave
McMaverick Cadaverick
Quotes
"The SEC has charged Goldman Sachs with civil
fraud over its collaterized debt obligations tied to
the subprime mortgage market.
The charges are 'the first time that regulators have taken action
against a Wall Street deal that helped
investors capitalize on the collapse of the housing market.'"
-- HuffPo,
Link
If you voted for Obama...
...this man will not touch your penis.
Mike the Dealer's Survivor Review
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
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