 |
|
Totally |
|
|
|---|
|
American Politics Journal Atrios Barry Crimmins Betty Bowers Buzzflash Consortium News Daily Howler Daily Kos Democatic Underground Disinfotainment Today Evil GOP Bastards Faux News Channel Greg Palast The Hollywood Liberal Internet Weekly Jesus General Joe Conason Josh Marshall Liberal Oasis Make Them Accountable Mark Morford Mike Malloy Political Humor - About.com Political Wire Randi Rhodes Rude Pundit Smirking Chimp Take Back the Media Whitehouse.org More Links |
|
|
  |
|
Thurs-Fri, April 29-30, 2010 Vol 2517 - 121 Times?
Click for Full Size, Hi-Res version  Quote of the Day "Whose book would you rather read?
|
In
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
|
Help Bartcop.com survive!
OR send a 'love' check to
bartcop.com
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK 74155
Quotes
"There is no ability or opportunity in the
new Arizona law for the racial profiling.
Shame on the lamestream media again
for turning this into something that it is not."
-- Palin, saying cops pulling over "darkies'
isn't based on race, Link
Why did the Monkey write a memoir?
Some Dems
do well after health vote
Hidden deeeeep in your news stack...
Bart says: "It's so easy - all you had to do was f-ing
try!"
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Did you know?
Marty -
1,000 daily issues in a row
Marty always has good stuff.
ha ha
Quotes
"Democrats had planned to make a motion for
consent to proceed to the bill every hour on the hour,
with freshmen and sophomores pulling
night duty. With the specter of the all-night session before them,
Republicans caved and will allow debate
on Wall Street reform to go forward. "
-- HuffPost Hill newsletter,
You see what happens when you have an ounce of courage and half a ball?
Whoever said, "Let's vote every hour"
must've been reading bartcop.com
because that's exactly what I would've done and I'll tell
you why:
Voting every hour on the hour makes for many, many, many votes.
Then the Dems (I'm so excited - can you ficking tell?)
run TV ads that say,
"We tried to clean up
Wall Street, but the BIG BANKS ordered their lackeys in Congress
to stop us, so
the Rethugs voted against you and for
the banks - 29
times!"
ha ha
Bart says, "It's so easy - all you had to do is f-ing try!"
Hey, Democrats - I'm right here!
You need help? I'm just an e-mail away.
BTW, Congrats to our Democrats for finding that half a ball.
Eldrick
in Waaaaay Bigger Trouble
"I cheated 121
times,
forgive me, Honey?"
Subject: Pickles's auto incident
Bart,
One point that is never mentioned about the "accident."
The accident report states that alcohol was not
a factor, but the
arresting officer states that no one involved
was tested for alcohol.
Maybe Pickles gave the cops her Nancy Grace guarantee?
One of the officers was reported to have claimed
that he could smell
alcohol on her breath, but I only saw that report
once or twice.
Russ
You'd think - with a fatality - alcohol testing would be mandatory
but Pickles is white and this is Texas we're talking about.
Thanks to Leo
Quotes
"A new survey finds Americans continue to find
it difficult to name a leader of the GOP.
Only 29% of respondents named someone,
while 18% said nobody and 52% were unsure."
-- Political Wire,
Link
Don't you love it?
Subject: AZ immigration laws
Excerpt:
Yeah, shame on us for wanting to enforce our
immigration laws. Like Mexico does:
Since I own guns, I'm not usually with the Brady Campaign
but this gun show loophole is a joke and it needs to be plugged.
Last time I went to a gun show, maybe 2005 (back issues)
they couldn't clear me in time to buy a "Gun show" gun,
but they said I could buy one of the gun salesman's "personal" guns.
That's completely crazy.
Levin hates
'shitty' deals
'Shitty' networks censor his remarls
Levin's
'shitty' critics
"Shitty' columnist bitches a bitch
Subject: your sexism offends me
As always, I'm innocent.
If you feel that drugs
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.
Subject: Illegals in Arizona
Excerpt:
I have only encountered one illegal in the many
years I have lived in Arizona.
Quotes
"The Mexican Government has recommended that
Mexicans not travel to Arizona."
-- --Arturo Sarukhan, Mexican
Ambassador to the US, Link
Subject: Mexican history lesson
CA, TX, NM and AZ weren't the spoils of the Spanish-American
war of 1898 (that was
Puerto Rico and the Philippines), they were the
spoils of the Mexican-American war of 1846-48.
And by the way? Spain didn't "give" Mexico its
independence
any more than England gave the US its independence.
It was WON, not given, and only after bloody
war and much sacrifice.
Greetings from Mexico,
-Ricardo
Ricardo, thanks for that, and Happy Cinco de Mayo
to you in advance.
by Bill Day - "Cartoon Winner"
in the 2010 RFK Journalism Awards
Teacher's car stolen, pimped out, returned 3 years later
Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the month
Quotes
"The GOP may be headed toward a seat gain in
the House of epic proportions -- somewhere over 50 seats.
All in all, I don't think a 70 seat
gain is out of the question."
-- Patrick Ruffini, lying, non-gambling
handjob, Link
Hey Patrick, I'm calling you a liar.
.I won't bet you today because we're still six months from November
and anything can happen,
but I'm saying right now I'll bet we PICK UP SEATS in the
House.
Let's get together mid-October and see who's got the balls to bet on the election.
...and think of the odds you're getting.
I'm stuck betting on the side of the surrender monkeys.
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
Weird Picture of the Day
I give you my Nancy Grace Guarantee you've never
seen anything like it.
Subject: bumper sticker
Here's my contribution.
I hope you like this one too!
(: Tom :) the Pillar in Pontiac
Tom, thanks for that.
I did not know you were an architect.
Quotes
"No, no, he's still alive..."
--Bush, when asked if he used
a ghost writer on his memoirs Dave
You can select a monthly plan to provide recurring support.
Please sign up for whatever you can afford.
(10% of your gross is the usual tithe :)
OR send a 'love' check to
bartcop.com
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK 74155
Saw it on mariopiperni dot com
Black woman
who beat Sarah Palin
now running
for Georgia House
No wonder Sarah hates 'those people'
Subject: Illegals in AZ
Bart,
In an effort to bring some much-needed levity
to what is shaping up to be a soul-crushing and psychically-draining
Bataan Death March regarding this whole immigration
law contretemps, I'm telling all my Latino friends that when
the time comes that they get dinged by a cop
to show they are legally in the state, it should go something like this:
"Your papers, please!"
"Uhhhm, I only have a pipe, man."
That'll show 'em.
Rastacrucian in Phoenix
Rasta, let's hope the cop has a sense of humor :)
Shopping online?
Use this Amazon
portal
and they'll send bartcop.com
a few pennies from each
dollar.
Use this link to Order
|
||||||
'Big Brother'
Drug Ring
Used
CBS's money to buy Oxy
Subject: AZ teabagger state
Hey Bart!
If things don't change between now and November, I won't be going to Vegas for BartFest.
I won't drive through the "Papers Please" state
on my way - long haired hippies with out-of-state
license plates will be the non-hispanics pulled
over to make sure Arizona doesn't look too racist.
Pontiac Tom
But Dude, you're white.
I say punish them.
Fill up at Gallup, NM and put wear and tear on their roads and pollute
their air just a little
(He has a Honda hybrid) and then fill up again in Needles, CA
That'll teach them
Sidebar:
If we do that, we should probably start the 20th, the Sunday before
Thanksgiving.
Travel will be a Palin after Wednesday, the 24th so we gotta
be out of there by then.
A Vegas Thanksgiving - the opposite of all those Rethugs relatives
in your face.
Adult Friend Finder.com
Must be 18 to click
Larry's doing better than Clooney!
Arizona Quotes
"Arizona is putting the AZ in Nazi? You're
out of your mind? Are you comparing the systematic
cold-blooded extermination of millions
of Jews, to America making sure people are here legally?
The parallels are non-existent."
-- Glenn Beck, who can't believe anyone
would campare anything to Nazi Germany, Link
"Of all the people who should avoid accusing
anyone of making non-existent parallels between Nazism
and anything else, that person would
be Beck. He made $32 million last year by essentially comparing
everything Obama has done to nazism,
socialism and fascism. A classic pot-and-kettle scenario."
-- my good friend, Mario Piperni,
Link
Occasionally our side compares the BFEE
to the dreaded Nazi scum, but that's because the BFEE's founder,
Prescott Bush, helped Hitler raise money
and that's NOT some wild-ass internet rumor.
Check the facts.
How Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power
Subject: Where is 'Drill Baby Drill' Now?
During the 2008 election the Republicans, raising
their angry voices, were all chanting "Drill Baby Drill"
as the solution to America's energy needs. Now
with 200,000 gallons of oil a day pouring into the Gulf
the reality of why we need to get away from oil
is washing up on our shores.
When it comes to making good decisions you have
to look at the big picture and think things through
rather than just find a three word slogan that
angry people can chant. It's time for people to take responsibility,
turn to reality, and come up with solutions to
our energy problems that actually work.
Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
Founder of the Church
of Reality
Reality changed my life. It can change your life
too,
We're on Twitter
Look for bartcop
Note: If you sign up,
you'll get an instant Twitter alert when
a new page or radio show is fresh and hot.
Oklahoma
to Raped Women: Screw You
Okies take the crazy crown back from AZ in a BIG way
Nobody's more compassionate than an Oklahoma Knuckledragger.
Saw it on http://leftwingconspiracy.com/
Quotes
"Goldman Sachs sold bad mortgages to their
clients and then bet against them.
I think that’s what the 'American Idol'
judges are doing to us this season with these crappy singers."
-- Jimmy Kimmel
DVR Alert
Survivor tonight, (Bye, Russell!) plus look for Tim Conway on CSI, swear to Koresh.
Then Saturday, The Kentucky
Derby
We haven't had a Triple Crown Winner in 32 years. Is this
the year?
Seattle Slew was the first to win the Triple Crown undefeated
- Hi to Pat R T!
Subject: Terminator messing with me!
Dear Bart, it happened again.
In July and August I am out of work!
I'm a teacher and California we have no summer
classes!
(We have to pay for The Terminator's trip to
Iraq!)
Pauline the Hayward Pillar
Pauline, you're the best.
I have a suggestion - make the most of YOUR summer
off.
Drive to Lake Tahoe, then Yosemite, then to
Vegas,
then send in your Trip Report and vicariously,
we'll all be with you :)
I'm only half-kidding.
Life is short - live that mother like it's your
only shot :)
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Subject: Donation
Bart, I missed out on Sally's matching funds,
and I can't swin
with the big fish by any means but my tax return
is back so I will
match smaller donations, $25 or less, up to a
maximum of $400.
You made me smile in some dark days.
I owe you something for that,
Steve B
Subject: Donation
Bart, here's a contribution.
Johnny Nadz
Johnny, that was nice - thanks
Send me an e-mail...
or send a "Love" check to
bartcop.com
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK 74155
Tara Reid cancels wedding
See dozens of provocative Tara Reid images at BC Hotties
Read the most recent issue of bartcop.com
It had everything.
Copyright
© 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002,
2003,
2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, bartcop.com
Looking for something in a back issue?
Thanks to bartcop.com subscribers.
We know you work
hard for your money, so we take it as
a compliment when you throw
some our way each month.
Click
Here to see if reality
is a good fit for your life
 |
| Computer
Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc
Perkel, who first put Bartcop on the Internet back in 1996 and
keeps Bartcop online today.
Marc hosts several
other political sites including American
Politics Journal, Political
Strikes, Faux
News Channel, Seeds
of Doubt and interesting sites like the
Our motto for this year is - "No Anti-Bush Site Left Behind". So - if you have an anti-bush site and you are choking on hosting fees or dealing with threats - let us know and we'll help keep you online. We also
have that strongest server side spam filtering on the planet.
|
Marc Perkel's Church
If it's Real - we believe in it!
Click
here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.
This space left blank.
To hear the radio shows, you must have a login
and password.
Click
Here to subscribe and get your login and password.
BCR Show
#162
Click to Listen to Show 162
Right
Click to download
Show 162
(Hit 'Save Target As')
BCR Show
#161
Click to Listen to Show 161
Right
Click to download
Show 161
(Hit 'Save Target As')
.
in faux rabbit coat
What's
your
favorite Shirley picture?
(Send
the picture, don't send a description of the picture.)
Got a Shirley picture we haven't run?
bartcop.com and BartCop are
trademarks of attempts at humor