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Tuesday, May 4, 2010 Vol 2519 - Endless
Click for Full Size, Hi-Res version  Quote of the Day "All we’re doing - is enforcing federal law."
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"Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes..."
-- Greg Fullerton, 40, of Kilgore,
Texas, watching his $900K win in the Kentucky Derby Link
Quotes
"I’m convinced that Arizona’s law will be a
spectacular success even if it never goes into effect.
Look at how much it’s accomplished:
It’s derailed the Democrats’ amnesty bill; it’s refocused
national attention on the disgraceful
state of border enforcement; it’s convinced some illegals
that Arizona's not worth the trouble;
and it's baited bottom-feeders in the media into all sorts
of dumb, self-discrediting analysis.
All that in just a week, before the law’s even taken effect.
That’s some mighty efficient legislatin’
right there."
-- AllahPundit, Link
Well geez, if you look at it that way, think how far America
could "advance"
if Arizona passed a law that legalized the lynching of
negroes.
Oil hits
LA Coast, may reach FL
If only the Dems would take advantage...
by Gregory Patin
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
1,000+ daily
issues in a row
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
“What’s important about this sheen is that
97% of it is a rainbow sheen. Only 3% contains emulsified crude…
So it is important to understand that,
while this is an unprecedented disaster—the oil slick is wide and covers
a large section of ocean—97% of it
is an extremely thin sheen of relatively light oil on the surface.”
-- Sen Mary Landrieu of Louisiana - saying the oil spew is no big deal,
Link.
Butt Mary, if it's no big deal, why is your state
acting like this oil spill is some kind of catastrophe?
Cheney and
the oil spill
HE decided what controls that pump needed
It's your choice, America
Graphic by Cayobo
Subject: Electric UPS
They have electric trucks here in Cologne.
Surely if they can get electric trucks to run
here in Germany,
you can get them to work in the USA, too.
Carver
I'm thinking your politicians are less crooked than ours.
I often tell the story, I had an electric toy car in 1960.
In the dark, it would do nothing.
But point a flashlight at it and off it went.
...and in 50 years they can't make that work on bigger cars?
The Eldrick
Coverup
Why wasn't he charged with DUI?
"Nobody
needs to know that I drive drunk..."
Subject: sticker
Thanks to Bill Welch
The Tea
Party's Racism
They're not racist - and when they are, it's justified
Subject: flaw in your electric car plans
If you feel that drugs
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.
Subject: Kent State May 4, 1970 Forty Years Ago Today
You younger people need to know what happened at Kent State.
"What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?"
-- Neil Young "Ohio," the best song he ever wrote
Those kids would've been 57, 58 now but they were
murdered by their government for protesting the Vietnam War.
Quotes
"Can you imagine, if what's going on with the
tea party rallies, if they were a group of black people,
waving guns, coming up armed, talking
about how you might have to take matters into your own hands
if the government doesn't do what you
want, you think the reaction in this country would be similar to what it
is now?"
-- Bill Maher, telling the truth
again,
If that happened FOX and talk radio would go berzerk
and urge whites to arm themselves and go into the streets.
Then we'd have another real and bloody civil war and talk radio would
say,
"What did you think would happen when
the niggers got uppity?"
Subject: Weekend-Monday, May 1-3, 2010 Vol 2518 - Monkey scene
Bart, I give you five stars for yesterday's issue.
Thanks for a good read,
Randy
Sometimes the Monday page is good because I've had 2-3 days to work on it.
It's been years since I had time to write something....
Global Marijuana March in Alva, OK May 7th
Link
Note: 183 global
cities have signed up
Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
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by the week,
or by the month
Quotes
"If Scott Brown can win in America, there isn't
a seat in America that Republicans can't win."
-- John Boner (R-Ohio) saying
if a craptastic loser like Brown can win, any Rethug can,
Link
Subject: Roosevelt then, Obama now
Bob and Elizabeth Dole remind us of the words
of Theodore Roosevelt:
"It is not the critic who counts; not the
man who points out how the strong man stumbles,
or where the doer of deeds could have done
them better. The credit belongs to the man
who is actually in the arena … who does actually
strive to do the deeds."
As I read this, I could think only of our president,
who is striving so valiantly to solve our problems.
And the critics: the Rush Limbaughs, the Glenn
Becks and, yes, many in Congress — the small men who,
for power and money, do nothing but criticize,
tear down and attempt to destroy him.
Sadly, too many Americans admire the critics,
whose negativity serves only to destroy, rather than the doer,
"whose place shall never be with those cold and
timid souls" but who "spends himself in a worthy cause"
because that is what brave men do.
It is time we rethink our heroes.
Johanna D, Los Angeles
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
Why are we still hooked on oil?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free profits last year, that's why..
Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.
Weird Picture of the Day
I give you my Nancy Grace Guarantee you've never
seen anything like it.
Mike's Survivor Recap
Subject: I guess Episode 2516 is the Beat up Arizona issue, huh?
Saw it on mariopiperni dot com
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Leno recycled the same old, lame jokes
Subject: Catholics
It appears to me that the Catholic Church only
cares about children BEFORE they are born.
Jason W
They also had no problem with Bush's murders,
kidnappings, tortures and invasions,
but if Joe Biden tries to take Holy Communion,
they're suddenly outraged.
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Subject: Citizenship is by blood birthright. NOT by place of birth
2010 World Series of Poker? Going...
I hadn't planned to attend or play in this years $1,000 WSOP Tournament,
(May 29th-June 3?) mostly because
I can't afford it, but before I dismiss the idea altogether, I though
maybe I'd put the subject on the table
in case
somebody out there was feeling extra generous and wanted to
read the 2010
WSOP Trip Report.
In poker, we call this a "two-outer" meaning I figure there's a 5% chance
of this working, but ...those things sometimes happen.
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Read Last Year's WSOP trip Report
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Quotes
"George loves to tell the story of how all
his Midland friends would come to the Oval Office and say,
'I can't believe I'm here.' And then
they looked at him. Couldn't believe he was there either."
-- Pickles, talking about how nobody believes
her idiot husband was president, Link
...and then George would life one leg and fart as loud as he could.
That's the kind of classy guy he is.
Subject: Boehner's 100 seats
Hey Bart,
I think we're being prepped for HUGE election
fraud.
When you add unlimited corporate contributions,
bogus polls, voting machines,
no exit polling, voter suppression, and a corrupt
media, Boehner could be right.
He seems he's setting the stage.
Kathi
The GOP will steal elections until the Dems stop them.
The Democrats have no fight in them, so expect that to happen.
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
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