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Thursday, May 6, 2010 Vol 2521 - Shrimp-Fidel
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Kent State Quotes
"Those protesters are the worst type of people
that we harbor in America.
We are going to eradicate the problem.
We are not going to treat the symptoms."
-- Ohio Gov James Rhodes, who called
out the Guard that murdered those kids, Link
"We are going to eradicate the problem."
Rethugs ALWAYS go with force, first.
No time to think, no time to reconsider,
no time to reflect, no time to weigh the consequences,
just fire your guns or invade or do whatever
it takes to make your penis seem bigger.
Reading more about Kent State yesterday, the National Guard said
they fired in self defense
because the kids were throwing rocks and bottles at them.
However witnesses said the kids were a football field away from
the Guard.
You know any college kids who can throw a bottle 300 feet?
"All these years later, I'm still angry about
it."
-- Gary Lownsdale, Kent State class
of 1970, Link
Crude politics
spewing from oil rig disaster
It's staggering. But all the whore media asks is if it's "Obama's
Katrina"
by Gene Lyons
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
1,000+ daily
issues in a row
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"I got to tell you, Wendell, I'm not entirely
sure that a factual answer that I might give you
is going to change the notion that
your network put out the former FEMA director to make
an accusation that the oil well had
been purposely set off in order to change an offshore drilling decision."
-- Robert Gibbs, showing slight traces of a spine, Link
Dem David
Obey Surrenders to Douche baggers
Get the hell out of our party, you mousey little quitter
Halliburton
- once again
They'll make a tidy profit in the Gulf
by Bill Day - "Cartoon Winner" in the 2010
Robert F Kennedy Journalism Awards
Arizona
isn't the problem
Racism is racism is racism
Subject: more lies from the crazy right??
Bart,
This email
is being sent out to many teachers here in "red" Lee County Florida.
It seems to be something written by the folks
at the Drudge Report, or by a Tea Party group.
I would like to know if any of the statements
made are valid.
Can you or your readers help out the few progressive
teachers here
win the water cooler war concerning this email?
Thanks,
Maria
Quotes
"The term "tea-bagger" is like uttering the
"n" word, some say. Horseshit
Obama uses
'tea-bagger' even though it's considered
a cheap and tawdry insult by "tea party" activists."
-- Jenniefr Harper, Link
Good for him - he went up a notch in my book for using it.
You crazy bastards labeled yourselves 'teabaggers' before you
knew what it meant.
That's not our fault and if you don't like it, go fuck yourself.
We don't care what you like.
And if you don't like 'teabaggers,' how do you like 'douchebaggers?'
"This remark is the equivalent of using the
'n' word. It shows contempt for middle America,
expressed knowingly, contemptuously,
on purpose, and with a smirk. It is indefensible to use this word.
The president knows what it means,
and his people know what it means. The public thought we reached
a new low of incivility during the
Clinton administration. Well, Obama has just outdone them."
-- Grover Norquist, Link
Hey Grover, you're free to go fuck yourself, too. If you
want, you can all line up in a single row
and I'll tell each and every one of you sons of bitches to go
fuck yourself.
And if you don't like 'teabaggers,' how do you like 'douchebaggers?'
Our gun-crazy
congress
You can't fly, but you can buy dynamite?
If you feel that drugs
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.
Careful what you ask for Quotes
"A new poll finds teabaggers appeal almost
exclusively to Republican,
bolstering the view that the tea party
divides the GOP even as it has energized its base."
-- Political Wire, Link
"More than half of the Utah delegates support
the tea party movement.
That's the main reason Sen. Robert
Bennett (R-UT) is in danger of losing the Republican nomination for Senate."
-- Political Wire, Link
The GOP has managed to split their voters.
Years ago my buddy Braintree owned the biggest live rock club
in Tulsa.
It was doing so good, he opened a second club on the other side
of town.
The result?
Half his crowd went to the new place, doubling his expenses.
The Teabaggers remind me of that.
In Albuquerque?
Go see my good friend David's art May 7th-May 29th.
Factory on 6th Art Space
1715 5th St
Albuquerque
Subject: The Wall? One of the best?
Bart,
I really like Pink Floyd 1971 – 1977. All top
quality by any measure.
But The Wall one of the best? No way man.
Don’t you mean one of the most tedious? A double
album to boot.
You wonder if it’s ever going to end.
I must admit there was an upside to the fact
that it sold a zillion copies and they made a movie out of it.
I was playing in a top 40 band when it came out
and we were finally able to add a Pink Floyd song to our catalog.
Their previous hit “Money” didn’t really cut
it, seeing how it is in 7/4, which makes it confusing for dancing.
I’ll skip The Wall tour. Too much tedium at too
high a price.
Steve in New York, NY
Steve, The Wall is Floyd's hardest rock
so I like it the most..
David Gilmore never sounded better.
Wish he was here for the tour.
Bad answers to good questions
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This could've been a windmill, but noooooooooooooo.
Windmills can't make $10M
a day for Exxon-Mobile
Quotes
"In light of what happened -- and as inexcusable
as it was for that horrific guy to peep on her in her hotel room,
if I'm him, I'm like, 'Man! I just
could've waited 12 weeks and seen this -- a little bit less -- without
the prison time!'"
-- The View's Elizabeth Hasselbitch,
slamming Erin Andrews for her dancing costume on DWTS, Link
Comments were running more than five-to-one against Hasselbitch.
Slut apologizes for black-hearted coments.
It's always the "Christians" who deserve to go to Hell.
Subject: Queer Quotes
Somebody should tell Rethugs Kirkland and Smith
to clean up their own organization, the GOP, first.
Then they can worry about gay and Lesbian service
members.
Mike C.
Mike, good point.
If I had a dime for every time a Rethug was caught with
a man in his mouth I'd have a t least a dollar or two.
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
Why are we still hooked on oil?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free profits last year, that's why..
Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Quotes
"Living in Arizona, I’m disappointed that we
came up with the law...I’m very disappointed in John McCain.
He used to be somebody I really admired
and respected...Most of those immigrants here are busting their hump,
doing a great job, and to go after
them every couple years to get re-elected, that’s disrespectful and disgusting."
-- Charles Barkley, who's free to say whatever he wants - and does,
Link
Subject: America's fallen leaders video
Bart, Check out our
YouTube
The Alpaugh Brothers
David, thanks for that.
The Gulf
- fucked already
The food chain is hurt - bad
This is funnier if you're old enough to know who Carmen Miranda is.
Quotes
"If you’ve joined an enemy of the United States,
I think you should sacrifice your rights
of citizenship." t
-- Kissyface, looking for ways around that darned Constitution,
Link
"Why stop with accused terrorists? Accused
pedophiles and rapists are pretty awful people, too.
And people who are accused of mistreating
animals. And the people who cut me off in traffic.
College kids who jaywalk while wearing
earphones (at least the ones Darwin doesn’t get).
And old people who wait to start filling
out their check at Kroger's until they have the total.
If the media does not get over itself
and become acquainted with the Constitution, we’re probably
looking at GOP star chambers deciding
who gets to keep their citizenship in 10-15 years."
-- John Cole, Link
Subject: Our country needs this offshore oil?
Do the oil companies put oil produced in the U.S.
on the American market or sell our oil overseas?
From what I've heard they find a better price
for it elsewhere.
Rob
I believe the oil from the Trans-Alaska Pipeline
goes to Japan.
Saw it on mariopiperni dot com
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Quotes
"After the Challenger blew up, we didn't say,
No more space race."
-- Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu, wanting MORE oil disasters on her coastline,
Link
A year from now, people might be saying, "Louisiana
used to have the greatest food in America."
That should make Landrieu happy.
Subject: Idol talk
Hey Bart,
Yesterday you wrote: "But enjoy Idol while you
can because the 2011 Ellen Degeneres Idol is going to super-suck."
I wondered what you meant by that. Do you know
something I don't?
I heard that they are looking for a replacement
for Simon - of course that will suck...
Never thought I'd say this, but I miss Paula.
Why do you think Ellen is taking over the show?
That being said, I think Idol needs to make up
it's mind. Do they want 'average' talent,
or those with a semi professional background
(like Adam Lambert).
After Adam, they all pale for me...
SP :)
When they hired Ellen, she demanded and they gave
her veto power over Simon's replacement.
So Simon's replacement will be an Ellen stooge,
kissing her ass, etc.
They turned America's biggest TV show over to
an unfunny comic and I wish someone would explain why..
Why would al Qaeda in Pakistan take "credit" for the bungled operation?
They taught this moron how to make a bomb?
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BREAKING: Large Air Spill At Wind Farm. No Threats Reported
Drill, Baby, Drill Quotes
"That was not a Senate Republican phrase. I
think there was a candidate that used that."
-- Sen. Kyl, denying the GOP endorsed that
slogan
"I don’t know about the slogan. That was three
years ago and we had a lot of opposition to it anyway."
-- Sen.Pat Roberts, lying whore,
"The chant is 'drill, baby, drill'."
-- Palin in the VP debate with Biden,
"You’re right, pal. Drill, baby, drill. Drill
offshore and drill now."
-- Geezer McCain, October 27, 2008 on CNN,
"Let’s reduce our dependency on foreign sources
of oil. In other words: Drill, baby, drill!"
-- Michae; Tom Steele, at 2008's NaziCon
"Drill, baby, drill" is now, "Hush, baby, hush."
-- Mike Soraghan
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My Cinco de Mayo
I whined about having nothing planned for Tequila's
Fourth of July..
It turmed out to be the best damn Cinco de Mayo ever!
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Cheap Flights on Southwest
Once again we find ourselves with more free trips
than we can use.
If I can't sell them we'll have to take another trip and that makes
some people very angry.
If two people need to take a sudden flight, I can save
you hundreds of dollars.
I'd like to save hundreds of dollars, Bart!
Subject: Donation
Bart, Best of luck on making the trip. If you
can't make it,
I'm working sick amounts of OT so you don't have
to. ;)
All the best, John - On the road in Chattanooga,
TN
where at least they have Yuengling, the
Chinaco of beer.
John, not sure I understand but thanks for that.
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This would've been funnier without the last panel.
Isn't that what the poor mean to the GOP?
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