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Tues-Wed, May 25-26, 2010 Vol 2532 - Two outer
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Quotes
"That idea of President Lincoln as one of the
founders of the party, to me, ties us back to those very roots.
It is the birthplace of black political
activism. It is the political home, if you will, for African-Americans.
So as much as you want to go out and
dance with Democrats, you do that all day long, but at the end
of the day, you still have that place
called home."
-- Michael Tom Steele, showing why they call him Tom, Link
Butt Tom, does it matter what you were 150 years ago?
Today, your party hates Blacks, gays, the poor, Hispanics, etc.
Just think - you had to go back to 1865 to find
an example of a Republican Blacks could look up to.
They're not buying it, Tom.
"Lincoln was a liberal from the Northern liberal
party. At that time, it was called the Republican Party.
The Southern Conservatives were Democrats.
Since the Civil War, the parties have switched places.
If Lincoln were alive today, he would
be a Northern Liberal, ie, a Democrat. Steele is nothing but
the figurehead for a Conservative party
that is rooted in the South."
-- Olepi, why they call him Tom, Link
Olepi is right.
Tom Steele represents the pro-slavery party of Dixie.
Campaign
2010: Where to Put Blame
by Robert Parry
Quotes
"That was all about the stimulus money. I took
a lot of grief from the Republicans
just for being decent to the president
-- who was bringing us a lot of money."
-- Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, throw out of
his party for being nice to The Kenyan,
Link
Thanks to the Wizard of Whimsy
Subject: Atheist declares - God is punishing us!
On 9/11 Jerry Falwell declared that god was punishing
us for abortionists, gays, and feminists.
Muslim clerics have declared that recent earthquakes
is God punishing us for women dressing immodestly.
Pat Robertson said that the Haiti earthquake
was God punishing the Haitians for making a "pact with the Devil".
So I just can't wait to hear what God is punishing
us for now!
As an Atheist I feel like I should be able to
have an opinion as to what God is punishing us for that is based on
our cultural perspective and belief system. So,
speaking in behalf of the Atheist community, the oil spill in the Gulf
is because God is punishing us for not having
a working shutoff valve at the oil well head.
Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
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Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"A free society will abide unofficial, private
discrimination, even when that means
allowing hate-filled groups to exclude
people based on the color of their skin."
-- Rand Paul,
Link
So, in Rand Paul's America, you'd have "Whites Only" restaurants
and hotels.
I knew Kentucky was racist, but I didn't think they were racist
enough to elect a "Whites Only" senator..
"It's as if Sarah Palin somehow made it through
medical school."
-- Bill Maher, describing Paul Rand
Palin's
Disastrous Speech
She calls Obama "an opium addict"
This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, not with a whimper, but a slaughter.
This is the story of the soldiers who tried to save it.
Quotes
"When does my honeymoon period start? I had
a big victory."
-- Rand Paul, whining that he's been
unfairly criticized since winning his primary Link
Hey Rand, saying "Screw the Blacks and
screw the cripples" isn't the
very best way to introduce yourself to a nation that voted for
the Black guy.
Math teacher
shows how to shoot Obama
Link
If you feel that drugs
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.
From Cayobo who lives in Key West
Quotes
"Since the April 20 explosion on the BP rig,
federal regulators have granted
at least 19 environmental waivers for
gulf drilling projects and at least 17 drilling permits,
most of which were for types of work
like that on the BP rig."
-- William Rivers Pitt
Link
I wish Obama would hold more (or some) live press conferences
so we could get some answers.
Since he's a Democrat, I assume the robust press would ask some
tough questions?
I wonder how Obama would answer, "So,
what happened to change?"
Subject: WTC collapse
You are aware that the NYC cops had better radios
than the firefighters thanks to Rudi Gulianni?
Are you aware that more firefighters died on
9-11 than cops?
The reason that happened is because the police
commanders on the ground saw the
tower walls starting to bluge and distort so
were able to warn the cops to evacuate.
The fire chiefs on the ground tried to warn their
men but the radios failed.
You didn't hear about this for the same reason
you never heard about George Bush's escapades.
Mike C.
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Quotes
"The Civil Rights Act of 1964 gave the federal
government unprecedented power over the hiring,
employee relations, and customer service
practices of every business in the country. The result was
a massive violation of the rights of
private property and contract, which are the bedrocks of free society.
"
-- Rand Paul, asking, "How
can we be free if Blacks have Civil Rights?"
Link
Damn, Sarah Palin should mail this guy a check.
Sarah won't win "Stupidest Quotes" that often with Rand Paul
on the big stage
BTW, Rand Paul famously said about the BP disaster, "Accidents
happen."
Did you know before he got teabagged he was an eye surgeon?
Do you really want to hear "Accidents
happen" from the guy doing your Lasik?
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
See who they paid to keep quiet.
Why are we still hooked on oil?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free profits last year, that's why..
Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Quotes
"How many of his Tea Party supporters can afford
to pay $6,340 a year to join the
Bowling Green Country Club, where Rand
Paul celebrated his victory on Tuesday?
-- Friday's Headlines, Link
Subject: Your love for the Clintons
Craziest
Glenn Beck Quotes of All Time
From my good friend Dan Kurtzman's Blog
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Subject: Rand Paul
Bart,
I heard on the news that each of the 3 Dem candidates
in KY got more votes than Rand Paul.
Doesn't look good for the Tea Bag Revolution
and KY.
Sort of ironical ain't it, Tea Baggin' and KY?
Eric X
Obama to
Bush's right on Pot?
VA Docs suddenly can't mentioning medical marijuana
Quotes
"I suspect that Rand Paul gained a lot of new
supporters in Kentucky. Some writers say how "terrible"
his week has been. He danced around
the edges of declaring the Civil Rights Act to be unconstitutional.
He also defended BP and demanded that
it's un-American for the government to be clamping down on them.
Are you kidding? Republicans love this
brand of crazy. Love it."
-- Bob Cesca, Link
We live in a time when you can lose a GOP primary for not being
crazy enough.
Subject: Oil spill
If the government has any legal power over BP
(do I need to continue?)
they should fine them 4 X the market price for
spilled oil.
At today’s price, that’s like $320 per barrel.
If a hundred thousand barrels are spilling a
day,
that would be a $32 million/day fine.
I think BP would find a solution right quick.
Peter
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Today's Historic Photo
Can you guess what city this is?
Random Weirdity
The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for
groping a woman while
dressed as Captain America with a burrito
in his pants will not go to jail. Link
Quotes
"The Arizona Department of Education recently
began telling school districts that teachers
whose spoken English it deems to be
heavily accented or ungrammatical must be removed
from classes for students still learning
English."
-- Whore Street Journal,
Link
Wouldn't it be easier to shoot them?
Subject: Your forum for 9/11 disinformation
This is probably the deepest we've ever gotten
into the subject.
Quotes
" I tend to think she wishes she'd never heard
my name. I have become her legacy. Mary Beth Loose Cannon
is now looking for a job. She blew
her last job busting me. Karma is so sweet! She's looking for a work
while
Cheech and I start our second multi-million
dollar tour thanks to the publicity she created for us! Thank you
Mary Beth - may you find peace and
happiness in your search for your soul."
-- Tommy Chong, gloating that Mary Beth
Buchanan, the anti-science, religiously-insane slut who put him in prison
for nine months
for selling harmless plastic pipes, lost her primary by getting only 33%
of the vote Link
Cheney's
Halliburton stock
Options rose 3,281% last year
Quotes
"I don't know why the question isn't asked
by the mainstream media and by others if there is
any connection with the contributions
made to President Obama and his administration,
and the support by the oil companies
to the administration. If there is any connection there
to President Obama taking so dog-gone
long to get in there and dive in there and grasp the
complexity and the potential tragedy
that we are seeing here in the Gulf of Mexico."
-- Sarah Palin, saying she wants Obama to
"dive in" and fix the oil spill, Link
"Sarah Palin is a nutty bitch who would rather
climb a tree and tell a lie
than stay on the ground and tell
the truth."
-- White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs (I'll
bet that's what he'd like to say), Link
Subject: I am done with Obama
Bart,
I'm so fucking pissed at Obama right now with
this Gulf oil spill.
Everyone was mad at Bush for Katrina, this is
worse if you ask me.
The other night there was a goddamn dinner party
at the white house. WTF?
They waited weeks before even acknowledging the
fucking thing and they are having
parties while Louisiana is turning to shit?
James Carville said it's politics and Obama knows
he will own it if he takes charge,
but what a pussy move that is. Where is
the fucking hope and change?
Grow a set and fix this problem.
We have thousands of navy and coastguard ships
that could be out there skimming oil.
Kevin
Costner has technology to centrifuge the oily water and recover
99% of the oil.
Consult the best scientists and figure out how
to shut this thing off for fucks sake.
He should have dropped everything to make sure
this was fixed asap.
I am done with Obama.
If I lived in Louisiana I would be losing my mind.
John K
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