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Weekend-Monday, June 12-14, 2010 Vol 2540 - Wild Eyes
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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Quotes
"We have to use the same urgency and preparedness
that we’ve
brought to taking over other countries’
oil to cleaning up our own."
-- Jon Stewart, and he's right Link
Gulfers:
We love that oil
They love what's killing them?
Saw it on http://alice.bigbig.com/
Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the month
Quotes
"So, I voted Clinton out. My vote counted.
Bush won."
-- former celeb Victoria Jackson is so stupid, she thinks Bush beat Clinton
for president Link
"I'm an
f-ing Teabagging idiot."
Actually, your vote didn't count.
The Supreme Court ordered that the vote
counting be stopped
so they could appoint their boy for president
over the voters' wishes
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"He lost a lot of credibility there ...not
very presidential."
-- Jim Inhofe,
Pope: Sorry
about the thousands of rapes
Well, then, that makes it all OK
Subject: Iranian sanctions
Bart,
Do you believe that the Iranians are so fucking
stupid as to set off a nuke against the west
knowing full well that Iran would be evaporated
in an instant if they did so by both the US and Israel?
Vince
Vince, I fully realize what question you've asked,
but the question I heard was,
"Are you saying religious-insane people often
act irrationally and illogically?"
The answer to that is yes.
This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, not with a whimper, but a slaughter.
This is the story of the soldiers who tried to save it.
Quotes
"Sarah Palin says Obama needs to make sure
that these oil companies act ethically
and responsibly. This from a woman
who shoots wolves from a helicopter."
-- Letterman
Subject: Obama Waking Up
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I call it 'Alien Rule'
Why Obama must be stopped
It was unwise of Helen to resign so fast.
She should have made them fire her.
Subject: Democrats? Spine?
I'm beginning to think that our Democrats in Washington
are reading
from a script taken from a professional wrestling
program.
From Nancy Pelosi to Harry Reid then on down to
the likes of a John Kerry and on up
to the White House with Barack Obama they are
playing the forthright good guy pummeled
by the cheating villain when the ref is distracted
by the villain's manager.
In the end they are all working for and paid by
the guy running the show.
Mike C.
If you feel that drugs
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.
Quotes
"He lost a lot of credibility there ...not
very presidential."
-- Jim Inhofe,
Subject: Iran
Bart:
I agree a lot with what you write (though I gave
up on korporate Obama a long time ago).
But you sound like some pants-wetting right-wing
coward when it comes to Iran.
Really?
Trying to prevent a nuclear war makes me a coward?
Does that mean welcoming a nuclear confrontation
is a sign of bravery?
The neo-con warmongers are lusting for war with
Iran
and you're cheering them on (and yes a naval
blockade is an act of war!).
Like all my blockade critics, you have failed
to supply an alternate plan.
Doing nothing while the religiously-insane get
nukes is suicide.
You think Iran threatens us?
Yeah, like Iraq threatened us.
Byron the Gay Veteran
Byron, you just said nuclear bombs aren't dangerous.
Sometimes, I feel like I'm the last sane man in
America.
Obama - Neocon on Iran
by Robert Parry
Bart takes on Bob Parry again.
That's tough because Bob probably has 50 IQ points on me.
But *I* can state my position on Iran - can he?
Quotes
"He lost a lot of credibility there ...not
very presidential."
-- Jim Inhofe,
Subject: Cheney not from TX
Bart: Dick Cheney isn't from Texas.
Don't think he's ever lived in Texas.
OK, it'd be fitting enough, you'd guess, but he
don't.
Carter
Carter, I'm puzzled why you'd say something that crazy.
Of course he's from Texas. That's where he was living
(and running Halliburton) when Bush picked him to be his co-asshole.
Remember, Cheney flew to Wyoming to change his residence because the
Constitution wouldn't allow two assholes from the same state to run
together.
...and, of course, the Democrats didn't mind that the
Bush bastards did something unconstitutional.
"We don't like to cause any trouble..."
Subject: How to prevent BP disasters
Quotes
"I've been covering politics for two years
and been around politics
my whole life and this is the strangest
story I've ever seen."
-- NBC's hero Luke Russert, talking
about that wacky SC governor's race, Link
"You've barely had your pubes come in you nepotism-blessed
jackass, shut your gob.
It's bad enough dealing with Broder
when it's Broder -- fuck if I'm going to put up with
shit from NBC News's feted Jonas Brother-like
asshole."
-- Attaturk,
Link
I agree - just because his Daddy was NBC's top whore for years,
and he admitted that under oath in the Scooter Libby trial,
why should Luke Russert's opinion of anything count?
Have
you ever seen 100%
pure
Catholic horseshit?
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Quotes
"Guess the criticism of him as a professor
and seminar leader has gotten to Obama.
But his pseudo-macho defense of 'talking
to experts' is itself professorial: He talks to experts
so he'll 'know whose ass to kick.'
Real men don't need experts to tell them whose asses to kick."
-- Bill Kristol, saying Obama should
do things Bush's way,
which is start
kicking ass before you know who's responsible, Link
Subject: Helen Thomas
Helen Thomas said Israelis should get out of "Palestine,"
not "Israel."
(And since then, Palestinian PM Abbas has repeated
the Palestinians' recognition of Israel's right to exist.)
So what part of Palestine is occupied? Wherever
there are "settlements." And, guess what?
Most "settlers" are immigrants, not native-born
Israelis. These are the people who can, indeed,
go "home" to the countries they came from, as
Helen suggested.
Russ
Russ, I predict someone will call you "a rabid
anti-semite" for those words.
Oklahoma - always coming in last
Boner to BP's Rescue
"Taxpayers should help pay for BP's
greed."
Good news
for Afghanistan
Did you ever think you'd read that?
Subject: Obama and gulf anger
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
See who they paid to keep quiet.
Quotes
"Grab your ass. We found the Jap fleet."
-- Robert McKinley, at Tulsa's Hard Rock Casino,
recalling what a Marine said to him
on the deck of the aircraft
carrier Enterprise at the Battle of Midway Link
Not sure how accurate it is, but Midway is my favorite war movie.
Charlton Heston,
Henry Fonda,
James Coburn,
Robert Mitchum,
Glenn f-ing Ford,
Hal Holbrook,
Robert Wagner, etc.
My favorite part is when Hal Holbrook says to Henry Fonda (Admiral
Nimitz):
"We've already won a great victory, Admiral.
Maybe we should get our
people back. Break off, run for home?
Before they can hurt us again?"
And Henry Fonda says,
"That may be the smart play.
Trouble is: I want that fourth
carrier!"
Boom! Don't fuck with Henry Fonda.
Another fun part - Robert Mitchum is supposed to lead a carrier
group (whatever)
but he was in the hospital with some kind of skin rash and couldn't
go so they needed
someone to take his place and they were worried about his replacement
- Glenn Ford.
And I'm screaming at the TV, "It's Glenn f-ing Ford!
Of course he can lead that carrier group! He's
Glenn Ford! "
Why are we still hooked on oil?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free profits last year, that's why..
Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.
Subject: So, Bart is ready for war with Iran
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Subject: Keeping the Pressure on Oil Slick DICK!
Hi Bart,
Just a short note to let you know how much your
seemingly tireless work over the years continues to inspire so many people.
Were it not for you and 3-4 hours of MSNBC most
every weekday night (what's with their no-news weekends and all that
prison garbage?) my wife and I would have lost
our minds years ago.
I
All that news? Perhaps we already have.
The shituation in the Gulf is beyond depressing
and grave concern.
It appears that Oil-Slick DICK and Beyond
Pollution
have opened up the Gates of Hell.
Pressure needs to be kept on this evil monster.
Thanks again.
Doug in DeLand, FL
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How much hate is enough?
Quotes
"The oil is on the surface. There aren't any
plumes."
-- BP bodd Tony Hayward, last week,
Video
Subject: Arkansas politics
Arkansas beat Oklahoma as being the dumbest state
of all.
How the hell did that stupid Blanche Lincoln
beat Bill Halter???
WTF????
Talk to ya later, Bart.
Diane
Diane, sadly, she won with Bill Clinton's help.
Why do Obama and Clinton reward people
who do all they can to block Obama's agenda?
What's next?
Another fundraiser for Lieberman?
Subject: Is this the beginning of the end?
Major idiot Quotes
"I never questioned my decision in letting
her go. We get overprotective with our children.
Look at how many teenagers die in cars
every year. Should we let teenagers drive cars?
I think it'd be silly if we didn't."
-- Laurence Sunderland, who put his 16 year
old daughter on a boat - alone - to sail around the world.
Link
Almost every day I'm reminded how great my parents were and what a safe and happy childhood I had.
Before I learned to drive, I couldn't be gone from the house on
my bike for more than an hour
without calling to check in and I wasn't allowed to ride my bike
in the street durring afternoon rush hour.
I complained that she was too strict, but here I am, alive and happy all these decades later.
And this idiot put his 16 year old daughter on a boat at sea with
30-foot
waves?
Does he really think driving to the store is as dangerousd as
sailing around the world alone?
If pirates got her, a pretty, blonde 16 year old all alone on
the high seas,
I imagine she would've been raped to death. Good
thinking, Dad.
This crazy Dad also said, "Besides, she's
a life-long sailor."
Really?
How long has your 16 year old daughter been sailing, 30-35 years?
Subject: I can't stand the Democratic Party
Great concerts I've seen
Subject: Historic Photo - Trinity test Site
Bart, that picture is of the Trinty test site
located in New Mexico, at the Alamogordo Test Range,
on the Jornada del Muerto (Journey of Death)
desert.
Here's a picture of what happened there.
The worlds first first atomic bomb,
codenamed "gadget" was detonated here on July
16, 1945, 5:29:45 A.M. (Mountain War Time)
Steve
Damn, that was the first time humans ever set eyes on a nuke?
I assume they didn't show that picture to Colonel Paul Tibbets.
"I'll be damned if I fly with that thing."
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Subject: cigarettes kill 400,000?
Bart, you came up with the number….
You have the burden of proof as to supporting
that number.
To claim that you are too busy to give evidence
to support your claim
is a cheesy cop-out. I expect better from
my favorite blogger.
Dave in La Verne
Dave, you're talking crazy.
I have over 10,000 pages online and you want "your
favorite blogger"
to source and footnote every word he writes?
Update
Someone wrote and said you might have a
semi-point.
They said that 400K figure is based on 2000,
the last year we had statistics.
Hopefully the 2010 figures will show fewer than
400K dead per year.
Quotes
"He lost a lot of credibility there ...not
very presidential."
-- Jim Inhofe,
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Subject: Iran sanctions
Corn Countdown - Day 7
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Subject: Obama & Gulf anger
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