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Thursday July 8th, 2010 Vol 2549 - Bomb dog
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In
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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hardwood
choices on every
furniture
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bartcop.com for nine years
Quotes
"I'm not going to
set myself up for nuts to hit me
with a camera and ask stupid questions."
-- Rep. Paul Kanjorski (D-PA), on why
he's no longer doing town hall meetings
Link
Dude, I think you're missing an opportunity there.
What else could make you look saner and smarter than engaging
insane teabaggers?
Debating a teabagger is like getting
Monkey Mail.
It's a gift from Baby Jesus.
Why Democrats Win
by Joe Conason
Link
Quotes
"I was born and raised with Mayberry, riding my bicycle
any time of the day or night. But we live in different
times."
-- Louisiana State Rep. Henry
Burns, author of a law that will allow
insane rednecks
to bring guns into Louisiana churches
Link
I can see it now - someone drops a Bible and it makes a big boom sound.
Then some handjob stands up and
draws his gun, ready to "save the church."
Then other armed handjobs see "an armed gunman" so they open fire
and the headline reads, "22
people shot at local Church."
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: filtered vodka
it comes out like Absolut. I don't know if they have Britas over there, but I swear by mine...
'Just Imagine' A Night with John Lennon
Now running at Planet Hollywood, Vegas
Marty's
has
new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Crazy
Hector Maldonado
He might knock off GOP's Roy Blunt
Subject: Painful
Bart,
One day i'll be rich and i'll send you the fattest check you've ever seen!
Well, i may never get rich, and it's just too bad, because all i can say is
that i respect you tremendously, whatever the heck this is worth.
But Bart, you pain me, and all the good people who still live in the
dark ages of the crap computer. Like i'm sure lots of your readers before me,
i can't help screamin every time i read about your PC troubles: Get a F@*!#G mac, dammit!
It's like you keep hitting yourself on the head with a hammer and complaining
that it hurts. i have zero apple share, i'm not a fan boy. i'm someone who
started working on a mac in 1987, and in 23 years, did not get one font problem,
color mismatch, virus… You name it, i did not get it. Whatever problem i got,
i was able to solve it alone, and there were very few of them.
Reading you, i wish you had my computer! You damn deserve it :-) !
Rubis
It couldn't remember fonts or colors and that added hundreds of strokes to every page.
Before long my hands and fingers will give out and I'll have to go all-radio.
That day will get here a lot quicker unless I can find a reacharound workaround for Netscape 4.7.
Thanks for the kind words.
Notice the weird font on Rubis's e-mail?
This wacky Seamonkey refuses to let me change that - why?
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McCain's 180 on Immigration
He's been every color in the rainbow
Subject: Robert Parry and Watergate
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Ted Nugent, the handjob who shit his pants and didn't change for a week
so the draft board would think he was too crazy to go to Vietnam.
The draft board agreed, which is fine,
but now he's explaining patriotism to us?
One reason?
Obama has failed to lead.
What is he waiting for?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free
profits last year, that's why..
They buy
senators like you and me buy gum.
Best Blogs of 2010
No mention of the Tequila Treehouse?
Link
Quotes
"Obama
and his allies are out to
steal our country. And the question
for every candidate this
year is: whose side are you on?"
-- Louisiana Sen David Vitter (R-Diapers) Link
Translation: "Isn't anybody going
to shoot that n____r?"
Adult Friend Finder.com
Quotes
Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit.
They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids.
That's something that would create jobs. So you see, I think out of the box like that.
That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke."
-- South Carolina U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene (D) discussing his "big idea" to create jobs Link
Subject: html editors
about your g-ddamn HTML editor and investigate blogspot, wordpress or
any one of about a million other tools there are for creating and maintaining blogs.
It's not 1995 anymore!
Bill in Michigan
Bill, I've tried 6 or seven html editors
in the last week.
None are anywhere near as good as my old netscape so what should I do?
My frustration is with the "progress" that's actually going backwards.
What if EVERY new car came with a
mandatory stick shift because it was "better?"
Sure, many men can drive a stick, but what would be the point of taking
the automatic shift option away from you (and your wife)?
It's frustrating it is to be typing and
watch the font change in mid-sentence.
Who's the f-ing genius who came up with that?
Worse, it then won't allow me to correct the didn't-ask-for-it font
change.
On the system I learned on and used for 15
years, if you highlight a paragraph and
hit the red button, the son of a bitch turns red - but not on the new,
"better" html editors.
And you don't think I'm going to complain
about that?
I'm having to do four steps instead of one and my fingers hurt.
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Idol Tour sucks, dates cancelled
Maybe people didn't like
your
fixed outcome?
Link
Subject: Planet Hollywood
I saw the movie "21" for the first time yesterday. I had also read the book so was a little disappointed by the ending
But I see that most of it was shot at Planet Hollywood, it made me want to go back there and play some Poker.
Are we still doing a Bartfest on Thanksgiving week?
L.A. Rick
The Hollywood Liberal
Rick, I have some SWA tickets that expire Nov 5
so we might have to go earlier than we planned (Oh, darn!)
I thought "21" was kinda illogical.
They got crazy angry with that guy for losing what, $200K?
They got so angry they broke up the team, but that team could make
$200K in just a few days so why go nuke-u-ler over a few day's wages?
BTW, when we're at Planet Hollywood,
maybe we can have dinner with John Lennon.
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Wow, this must be before she realized
she preferred ...shorter hair.
Quotes
have a lot of money, because she's black. It was Oprah. No, it can't be. Yes, it is.
There's a lot of guilt out there, to show we're not racists, we'll make this person
wealthy and big and famous and so forth."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, saying people watch Oprah because she's Black Link
But isn't that like saying rednecks listen to Rush because he's fat?
"These quotes speak for themselves and for a diseased and failing mind. ha ha
It's naked ugly racism, it is the distillation of Rush Limbaugh's
ugly view of our country. Oprah, please crush this schmuck!"
-- Keith Olbermann, Link
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Whenever *I* go before a judge to be sentenced
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don't tell the presiding judge to fuck off.
Story
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything
like it.
Subject: yesterday's bear on the bridge picture
Bart,
That
would
appear to be the Rainbow
Bridge on old highway 40 (aka Donner
Pass Road),
just above my home town of
Truckee, CA. There was an incident a few years back where
a bear did get
stuck on a bridge trestle. Your readers will be happy to know
that the
bear survived.
Rescue
nets
were spread below and attached to the bridge,
then the bear was shot with a
tranquilizer gun and was caught in the net and
later released —to the proverbial unknown location.
The nearest
water is a creek a couple hundred feet below the bridge.
David
In a related story, I heard they proved
the Donner Party did not resort
to
cannibalism.
I assume they exhumed the bodies and did
autopsies and found berries
and chickens and normal foods in their stomachs - and no human parts.
Do we agree with Monkey Buddha's lineage?
Is Jon Stewart to Kucinich's Left?
Are Oprah and Pelosi to JFK's Right?
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down to $38 an ounce?
That's what they predict if Prop 19 passes
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Disney
- crooked sons of bitches
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Remember when they screwed Robin Williams out of millions?
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Subject: yesterday's mystery city
Bart, today's city is Munich, Germany. Those mechanical people
move around while music plays when the clock is striking.
Boston Jane
Jane, you are correct!
Only you and two others got that.
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Today's Historic Photo
Who is the "Iron" man?
Subject: yesterday's
historic
photo
guard for the 1970 and 1973 world champion New York Knicks.
Tom in Albany
I guess because the license plate read "W C F,"
a half dozen people guessed W C Fields.
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Subject: Donation
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I always find new information on your site
that I don't see anywhere else in the MSM.
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"How much
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