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Tues-Wednesday July 13-14th, 2010 Vol 2551 - Sonny on the Causeway
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"Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame; but I know, it’s all BP's fault."
-- Jimmy Buffett, changing the lyrics to "Margaritaville", at a free concert that drew thousands of people to the Gulf, <>
Palin the Media Candidate
Link
Marty's
has
new stuff every day
on
her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
<>"He doesn't like confrontation. He's a peacemaker. And sometimes I think you have to bea little more forceful with the Republicans. <>I'm sure he can look back and say I was right,
but for me down in the trenches, I wanted a few folks in the White House behind me."
-- Harry Reid, criticizing Obama's refusal to come to work the first year, Link
Subject: RE: Why LeBron left Cleveland
Link
Howard Stern has been playing Mel's racist rants the last few days.
Censored transcripts don't do it justice,
you have to hear Mel screaming at his baby Momma.
How could Mel do four movies with Danny Glover
with his Limbaughesque hatred for Black people?
Subject: Make my kitty famous!
Her name’s Gibbet. She
chose me at an animal shelter. A tiny kitten, she crawled up my pants
leg,
up my back and sat on my head. I generally take this to be a friendly
gesture from females.
She is a polydactyl. Indeed, she has two paws on each front leg, to go
with an extra toe on each back paw.
In the picture, she looks as if she is about to swoop down on her
sister, Ava, and administer
a fierce, multi-pawed ass-whuppin’. Or she’s hungry. It’s difficult to
tell.
Charlie
If
you
feel
that drugs or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on
track.
20 Hottest Poker Babes
Subject: Vitter's demented
diaper fetish
Why are we still hooked on oil?
One
reason?
Obama
has
failed to lead.
Suggestion: Put government trucks on natural gas.
Put
USPS trucks on NG, too.
We
have tons of NG and it doesn't spill.
I heard that we could drop oil imports by 25%
if all 18-wheelers in America were on Natural Gas.
How about an 18-wheeler clunkers program?
What
is
Obama waiting for?
Exxon-Mobil
made
$35 Billion dollars
in tax
free
profits last year, that's why..
They buy senators like you and me buy gum.
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Quotes
"People
would walk by my booth and say 'TARP, TARP, TARP, TARP!' But when you
tried to
talk to them about it, they did not know
any of the details. They confused TARP and the stimulus plan.
They confused TARP and the omnibus bill. They confused TARP
and the president's budget."
-- former Utah GOP Senator Bob Bennett who got
Teabagged by crazy-as-hell GOP imbeciles Link
This is what happens when you get your
"facts" from Palin, Beck and the vulgar Pigboy
Subject: Courage Campaign
endorse Proposition 19, the cannabis legalization initiative, at their quarterly meeting in San Jose.
We need your help to continue that work, especially as the opposition is starting to get its own message out there.
and want the Democratic Party to oppose this historic initiative.
to the California Democratic Party, asking them to endorse Prop 19.
http://www.couragecampaign.org/EndorseProp19
Thank you for your time and generosity.
Robert Cruickshank
Public Policy Director, Courage Campaign
Thanks to Lynn
Steele
Crazy After All These Years
Jon Stewart video
Pure horseshit Quotes
"Barack
Obama faces about the same problem that confronted Bill Clinton in 1994
when he
lost control of Congress. In both cases, the Democratic
presidents had alienated moderate and
conservative voters and found themselves increasingly isolated
with a political base of liberals
and minorities. In each instance, the president worried that
off-year election turnout among their
base would be attenuated both because it always is in
non-presidential years and because their
policy failings had reduced the enthusiasm they found among
their base voters. And both men
found themselves forced to escalate their rhetoric and move
their ideological positions to the
left in order to try to drum up the kind of turnout they needed
to keep power in Congress.
Clinton failed and Obama will too."
-- Dick Morris, lying again
Link
What is he talking about?
In 1994, the back-stabbing Democrats
agreed with talk radio that Clinton was insane
and needed to be reigned in. How does that compare with
today?
Clinton didn't move to the Left in
1994 - he triangulated towards the center
after he realized his back-stabbing Democrats would not stand
with him.
And if Obama is running to his Left, I
haven't seen it.
Obama lost his base for being too Bushian.
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Obama's war on Science
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You're really a supporter of Sarah Palin....
Bart and Sarah sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
David W
<>
In court, they call that insufficient foundation.
In other words, you have failed to make your case.
The North Iowa Teabaggers did this.
Of course, Obama will smile and turn the other cheek.
They keep pushing him,
he keeps taking it.
I wish we had a wartime president.
I'm about ready to get this war started.
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"You
ain't a man till you pull a tooth out with a pair of pliers."
-- Captain Phill of Deadliest Catch, who dies tonight
on TV Link
Subject: Your pet's
picture on
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Mary Beth
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Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Subject: last
issue's
opening photo
There are also a North Sister and a Middle Sister, Broken Top, and Mt. Bachelor nearby.
The pool that you see in the crater is called Teardrop Pool and it is Oregon’s highest lake at ~10,000ft.
I’m going to climb it in about a month. If you like, I’ll send you photos. J
John O
John, yes, send photos and be careful up there.
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Sonny on the Causeway
Last night was our first corn-on-the-cob of the season.
Somebody wrote in with a corn recipe:
Get a bunch of fresh corn, put it in a
trash bag.
Pour beer in the trash bag, soak overnight.
Grill until done, dip in butter, enjoy.
Mmmm, boy, it was extra delicious.
I chose some Silver
King (white with yellow specks) and it was to die for.
When I was done eating, I looked like Sonny on the Causeway.
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Cute Hypocrite Quotes
at a normal childhood. I want them to grow up slowly, to retain their innocence as long as they can.
That means no American Idol, no reality TV, no Hannah Montana. I'm trying to keep them away
from that as long as I can..."
-- Angie Harmon, talking about life and her new TV show, TNT's Rizzoli and Isles, <> Link
"Maybe we should show him our tits and see
who he likes best."
-- Angie Harmon's character in the Rizzoli and Isles premier,
I've never seen an episode of Hannah Montana, but I'll bet my car
that Miley Cyrus never said anything that crude on Hannah Montana.
To protect them from what, Mommy's vulgar sex talk?
These Christian handjobs need to knock off the bullshit and the lies.
And the hypocrisy.
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Guess the City
Subject: last issue's mystery's city
Hey Bart, that sure looks like Halifax, Nova Scotia.
TD tower was part giveaway and your ghosts are
probably the familiar fog that rolls into that great city.
If you've never been, GO. If you love lobster and beer, GO!
Thanks!
Mike in Dallas
Mike, so far, you're the only person who got that.
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Who is this man?
Subject: last
issue's
historic photo
Bart, that's Frank
Lloyd Wright. He was pretty kooky and pretty much of an asshole as most
gifted artists are
but my favorite thing
about him is that Ayn Rand, the mediocre 'free market' novelist
who provided the selfish
philosophy that so many
toxic greedy corporatists hide behind, once tried to hire Frank Lloyd
Wright to design
a house for her: I believe
his words were something to the effect "Go fuck yourself"
Architecture Pop Quiz:
Can you name a Frank Llyod Wright building that doesn't have a leaky roof?
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'Just Imagine' A Night with John Lennon
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
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Thank you for swinging the hammer all these years.
Andy in Texas
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which is what caused all the problems in the first damn place.
Hayden Panettiere Dating Bigfoot
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