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"McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning
because he's pale and would probably want to be tan."
-- Jersey's Shore's Snookie, on Obama's tax on taxing tanning booths, Link
There go our brain-dead Democrats again - putting a tax on tanning booths - why?
So the GOP could, semi-rightly, complain that Democrats want to tax everyone to death?
That's why Obama's health care plan took 3,000 pages to explain - because the idiot Democrats
kept adding complete bullshit like a f-ing tanning tax to the goddamn HC bill.
How did I get stuck in a party totally void of brains?
If there was ANYWHERE else to go, I would've been there years ago.
I want to get away from these idiot Democrats like I wanted to get away from the Catholics.
Quotes
"This is going to result in the largest tax increase in U.S. history and again it's idiotic,"
-- Sarah Palin, Link
Bible Barbie gets to mock the idiot Democrats because they do incredibly idiot shit
like getting a tanning tax passed that, I assume, nobody knew about in advance.
Oh God, how did I get stuck in a party that's so brain-dead,
our thinkers can't out-think a complete moron like Sarah Palin?
Can't find any oil in the Gulf?
Stop looking where they tell you to look
This was added after the last issue was posted.
Subject: your computer repair questions
You're not getting any computer business because II dont think people want to
go through the hassle of getting a computer > packed for shipping...then spending
he $$$ to ship it and then have to wait to get the comp back ... when there are
400 people within a 5 mile radius of where they live that can fix computers.
The Pizza Chef
Pizza Chef, you may have just helped a lot!
No, you don't have to pack up the computer and ship it to us.
We come to you - like magic - thru the Internet.
If you write with a problem at 4 PM, there's a good chance your computer
will be fixed and updated and virus-free by 5 PM.
No packing, no shipping, no waiting and we'll do you right.
And those 400 techs within a 5 mile radius?
You can get FIVE fixes from us for $299. I'll bet those poor Geek Squad techs
are newbies making minimum wage and Best Buy is keeping all that extra money.
Seriously, thanks.
What I wrote made perfect sense to me - it always does :)
But I may have been totally unclear as to what I was selling.
We're in the magic-selling bidness!
I don't guess I owe you an apology for my Repair Business excitement
but maybe an explanation would help:
When I find a technician who actually knows what he's doing,
to me that's like finding some sweet Bixby corn off-season.
And the idea that he can repair my computer from his home?
To me, that's like finding a local liquor store selling Chinaco Anejo for $32.
And knowing that this tech comes with an old friend's personal guarantee,
well, that's downright wood-inducing, so please forgive my excited exuberance.
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fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Show this to your nearest Teabagger.
When he says, "That's a fake," ask him if he gambles.
The NRA just called
They've beem calling for weeks and then hanging up when I don't answer.
I figured I'd talk to them - maybe that would stop the calls.
This nutty bitch told me, "The UN is joining with North Korea, Iran and our own
State Department to ban guns in America like they're banned in England."
I said, "No, they're not."
This reply confused her - perhaps I didn't hear correctly? So she repeated the lie.
I repeated, "No, they're not. The UN and the State Department don't have
any way to confiscate 200+ million guns - it's just not going to happen."
Again, she seemed thrown by my words so she just went on with her5 pitch.
"They must be stopped, they're after our guns and the NRA needs your help.
Cab we count on you to join for just $125 every five years?"
I said no.
"How about $85 for three years?"
I said, "How about you tell the truth? Obama's not coming for our guns.
If he was a Lefty president who realized the great power he has he might,
but so far we've seen scant evidence of that."
Now she was really confused.
She asked if there was any way I'd donate anything and I said no.
Then she said, "Have a good /" and then the line went dead.
As I often say, if they have to lie to make a point,
they must not have a valid point that can fit with the truth.
And how stupid does a gun owner have to be to think North Korea
and Iran and ready to team up weith America to do anything?
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Subject: Make my kitty famous!
Here are some photos of my 'kitty'.
Her name is Willow and she's 5 months old in these pics - she's pure wolf
and a Kinder, Gentler (NOT!!) Democrat (hehe) I absolutely adore her
and she's such a good and smart girl - even if she is a rough neck!!
BTW, to this day I don't know what I would have done without you
all during the Bush years - you are truly one of the most thoughtful,
sane voices on the political landscape - even when we don't agree.
Keep on hammering Bart -
Best,
April in Rivesville, WV
April, that was nice - thanks.
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'God hates Fags" vs Justin Bieber?
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Subject: Tulsa newsletter irony
Hey Bart...
I get this newsletter daily. Having lived in Oklahoma, I know that they hate the black guy,
but they sure like the money that he sends. I thought that the placement of these articles was interesting.
Bob in Racist Arizona.
Yep, those are our Okies.
They want the mean federal government to get their heavy boot off their backs
but they also want "Mommy" to kiss their boo boo when they fall down.
Did you see the recent story about thousands of Tulsans lining up for free food?
Turns out the federal giveaway was just for low-income familes with kids under 18.
They cancelled the giveaway because they were afraid the situation might turn dangerous
BUT THEY ALSO WANT LESS GOVERNMENT - DAMMIT!
Crazy sons of bitches don't know what they want, they just know
it's important to hate "that nigger" in the White House,
Bart in Racist Oklahoma
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David Stockman admitted DECADES AGO that Reagan's
"trickle down" crap was always a sham. but STILL,
our idiot Democrats are losing the economic debate.
How is it possible our Democrats are so f-ing brain dead?
If my opponent ever admitted anything, I'd make sure
that that admission was heard around the country DAILY
until the other side just couldn't take it any longer.
But no, we keep losing an argument that the
GOP surrendered decades ago.
Bush's tax cuts will add
TWO TRILLION DOLLARS to the debt,
and our Democrats can't figure out how to debate this?
How is it possible our Democrats are so f-ing brain dead?
Who taught them how to fight - Pee Wee Herman?
Subject: Yosemite Firefalls
Back in the pre-drought days (which began in the 70's), Yosemite would stage an actual
fireball nightly during the summer. A bonfire would be lit at the top of Glacier Point and
after it burned down to embers, rangers would use rakes to push it over the side of the cliff,
falling into the valley below. It was quite spectacular.
It even made a cameo appearance in the classic flick, "The Caine Mutiny."
David W
David, thanks for that.
I found that clip on YouTube.com
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Super-rich up 280% since Reagan
This is why they want "less government"
Subject: those tax cuts
If Dems have a problem with the rich getting tax cuts why not pass a law that
allows the rich to use the tax cut money for new hires for five years and sunset that?
If they have no employees or want no new hires - 'F' them.
Carson, Captain of Simian Yatch
Carson, if only our Democrars had your brains.
They say if you give a monkey a keyboard and enough time,
he will eventually (tho it might take a while) write something worthwhile.
Congratulations!
Are you rolling in money?
Do you have too much money?
Do you have G.O.P. money? (Crowd gasps)
Or maybe you just like the cut of Jack Lord's jib?
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"Before we attend to the poor political judgment of such an extravagant affair during
economic distress, let us wonder aloud where a poor boy who became president got
such a fortune that he can blow $3,000,000 on a wedding. The American people did not
take up a collection to reward him for his service to them. Where did the money come from?
Who was he really serving during his eight years in office?"
-- This shit came from Counterpunch, of which I'm not fully aware. Link
Is Counterpunch for Teabaggers or Clinton-hating Democrats?
Why do they hate the Clintons so much?
And whoever the lying whore is that was quoted, THEY KNOW where the Clintons
got their money and it damn sure wasn't the profit they made off of their illegal wars of choice.
Oh, and I'd like to apologize for Chelsea falling in love and wanting to get married
right after the Bush bastards broke the world's economy.
Shame on her.
How selfish of Chelsea, wanting happiness.
Bitch!
At least Counterpunch didn't call Chelsea, "the White House dog," which means
they probably have slightly more class than the vulgar Pigboy (not a compliment).
Lastly, the whore media just couldn't shut up about the "ugly costs" of this wedding.
If they capped the BP well on the same day, we wouldn't have heard about it because
our whore media (and half the Democrats) were busy continuing the never-ending crucifixion
of the best president America had in the last 60 years.
If the whore media (and half the Democrats) keep this up,
we might be rewarded with President Jeb Bush in 2012.
I wish half the Democrats could realize that by tearing down Clinton,
they are convincing undecideds that our biggest success since FDR is a loser and a scumbag.
Way to go, Democrats.
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Subject: Are you freaking kidding me on Blago?
He got taped (busted) trying to sell our representation for personal gain.
It is not acceptable to have any version of corporate money buy favor.
And any prick selling it should be doing hard time.
So, you can BUY a seat in congress but you can't sell one?
Does that make any sense?
Is this any different than Obama saying to Biden in 2008, "Hey Joe, drop out
and endorse me and I'll make you VP or Sec of State, your choice."
Don't you know this happens every day in Washington?
What about when Obama says, "Don't run for office this year,
we'll give you a job with my administration until next time?"
Why are they picking on Blago?
A few years ago a RB NFL player got busted 'conspiring' to sell
cocaine over a cell phone and did time in federal prison.
I recommend that this was far worse.
Lots of things are worse than selling cocaine.
You may remember an illicit meeting between big oil and the soon-to-be-appointed presnit,
selling the oil fields in the second largest world deposit, that resulted in a hijacking of treasury
and attacking of a sovereign nation which resulted in many unnecessary deaths and a horrible recession.
I agree - that's a crime.
Proof of that would likely be just as worthless.
Chu (just back from Washington)
Thanks, I was afraid nobody was going to argue with me on that :)
BBC depicts US/UK torture tolerance
by my good friend Richard Fricker - in Aljazeera.com
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iPhone is spying on you
They steal your secrets, send info to others
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Tracking individual promises is a waste of time.
Let's say Obama keeps a promise to the Boy Scouts
and he keeps a promise to the Rubber Workers Union
but then he turns around and give the anti-abortion crowd
much more than they got from the Bush bastards,
his promise "meter" comes out 2-1, positive.
I'm sure the women who had to work much harder
to arrange an abortion feel great about his 2-1 record.
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Subject: You are the racist
Link
It's Esther, and she's back for more!
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'This Whore"
changes name to "This Week'
Christiane Amanpour replaces
Judas
Maximus who will
now pollute 'Good Morning Whores' for ABC
I watched This Week and I'm here to tell you it's been YEARS
since I saw a Sunday morning talk show that wasn't hosted by a slimy whore.
Christiane is not only a competent ringmaster, she's also nobody's puppet.
When's the last time you saw THAT on a political talk show?
Thank you, Christiane, for bringing some integrity back to Sunday Mornings.
Now if we could only to something about Rove's dancing partner, (NBC)
a spokesmen for the Bush bastards (CBS) and the biggest douche in Washington (CNN)
FOX News, meanwhile, will continue to offer their Dollar Blow Job specials.
"Ask about our August Special - six BJs for $5"
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Subject: your computer
repair company problems
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Subject: Make me famous!
Blondie...like a rock
When
life starts out underneath a rusted Chevy on the bad side
of town,
you know it is going to be a tough ride. It took me about a year,
but I got
the hell out of there as fast as I could.
My
first stop was the county dog pound.
From there I have been movin' on up. Am now living the
pedigree lifestyle fit for a queen.
My unofficial name is the "pillow princess" and I live with Philip in
Reynoldsburg, Okio
I hear FOX will be the official sponsor of the coming race war.
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Polar bears win rare victory
They beat the Walrus, 6-5 Just kidding...
"Thanks for stopping those Bush bastards..."
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Subject: right-wing websites
Hi Bart,
Have you notice that those delightful right wing webites like focus on the handjob and Beck
and Limbaugh and... etc. never have any contact information so that you can email them a
smart ass remark, a refutation or an insult?
You, on the other hand, even print those smart ass remarks, refutations and insults.
Go Left or Go Home!
Johnny Rojo
I can count on one hand the things I like better
than kicking some Monkeyspank's ass :)
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American Idol fires Ellen
What's worse than an unfunny comedian?
They claim they want a "younger demographic,"
so how do Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez deliver that?
I guess Rich Little wasn't available?
Subject: computer repairs
Bart, you should emphasize the fact that everyone is going to have to switch over to Win 7
eventually... and with all the problems with switching, it might be best to let a pro handle it
and your pro rates beat the others hands down.
Besides, your tech will
set up
your new Win 7 installation so Microsoft does all the heavy lifting
for you: no more third party antivirus programs or firewalls to worry
about; Microsoft will take over
the task. No more updates or bug fixes to install yourself.
Microsoft will do it automatically...
Matt the Windows tech
Matt, thanks for that.
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Subject: computer repairs
Bart, if a customer's computer is messed up enough, your guy couldn't get to it on the Internet.
It has to be running at a certain reliable level to connect to. You can't get your car to the garage
to get fixed if it won't start or run - same with a PC.
Sometimes on the site repair/trouble shooting is the only thing that will work. And many people
will tolerate a lousy working computer just to be able to get their email daily. If it is working
for their email, or Facebook, then for them it is working good enough.
Neil in Maine
Neil, I find fault in your logic.
There's not a mechanic or a doctor in the world that can fix everything.
Does that mean they're useless and should quit the business?
True, if you drop your computer off a roof, my guy can't fix it.
When I tried to re-install Total Recorder, which grabs any audio on the Net,
it erased all my audio drivers and I had no sound, but my guy spent five minutes
locating and downloading the new drivers and I had sound again.
Why put up with a broken computer that $75 (subscribers $65) can fix?
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been doing Zecom Radio for years
Guess the City
Subject: last issue's mystery's city
Bart, that's Houston!
From the far left:
Gulf Building
Texas Commerce Tower
Lyric Centre (in front)
First City Tower (in background)
Pennzoil Place (still same name)
Republic National Bank Tower
Houston Lighting & Power Building
One Shell Plaza (still same name)
Allied Bank Plaza
InterFirst Plaza
Hyatt Regency
One Allen Center
Two Allen Center
mark in waco
Subject: last issue's mystery's city
Bart, that's Houston. Know how I can tell?
I see the strip club signs off in the distance!
Chitown Dan
ha ha
I hear some of those Houston clubs have mules on call
in case a Republican from Georgia drops by and wants to lose his virginity.
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, that Mystery Lady is Katherine Graham, former owner of the WaHoPo.
...and yes, I'm sure.
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