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Wednesday Aug 4, 2010 Vol 2560 - Just say Now
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the day, Quotes "I’m not going to vote in the midterms. I’m not going to do it. I’m at that point. I'm checking out. I’m checking out of the Democrats because they are proving to me that they don’t know how to handle these big babies over on the right that say no. You know what you do? You get in the driver’s seat, you hit the throttle, and you run over 'em." -- Ed Schultz, getting a little too graphic with his "how to beat them" tips, Link I sure get what he's saying, tho. Recently, I said I wanted to get away from our Surrender Monkey Democrats in the worst way, but there's nowhere to go. But now, the GOP's overflowing hatred of darkies has made them declare that they want to change the Constitution to exclude darkie babies who are born in America. So once again, the Democrats are looking good for this coming November, which means being a pussy and sticking your head in the damn sand instead of fighting back a winning election strategy - which only works when your opponent is nothing but a walking bag of racial hate. Left-Right 'Coalition To Legalize Pot' Subject: Open letter to Kos He's in trouble for running those crooked, anti-Hillary polls. Link Hey Kos, I have a tip for you: If you don't lie, you don't have to explain later why you lied. Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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Marty always has good stuff. Subject: the ads that Google runs on your page Bart, I find it ironic that Google’s ad server placed a “keep the bush tax cuts” ad on your page. Nothing you can do about it. Just thought it was worth a genuflection to the gods of irony, especially since you’re so anti-Bush-tax-cut. Silly Google! Keep swinging! David F-ing Google - if they only had a clue. Those ads provide a trickle of income. Maybe it means only the rich rethugs can afford to advertise with them.
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56 beautiful hardwood Eric has been advertising with bartcop.com for nine years Oklahoma is about to elect our first female governor. There's the Democrat, and then there's Mary Fallin, who very publically cheated on her husband. Inglis: I got Teabagged Send e-mail to Bart Subject: BCR Show 163 I got a kick out of listening to the "radio cursing" - although you could learn a word or two from my ex (I sure did) : ) mary Jo Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Today is Obama's birthday, not that we've seen any proof of that... What? We haven't seen any proof of that! They tell us August 4th is the birthday; we haven't seen any proof of that! Sorry. It is what it is." -- the vulgar Pigboy, Link I'm so old, I remember when Rush was coherent enough to make a point. Poor bastard, between the oxycontin and the syphilis, he just can't get his brain to work anymore. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Make my pet immortal Dear comrade bart with your hammer of justice, Please make my pet IMMORTAL. This is Millie last summer at 1 year old. She’s a rescue dog from the SPCA. An abandoned litter found in the ditch. Near as we can tell she’s got some German Shepherd in her but we don’t know what else. She’s extremely gregarious and playful but something of a bully with other dogs, not in a mean way but her usual greeting is to punch the dog in the face with both paws. Hard. She just wants to play rough. She’s very athletic and at 75 pounds she can get around 3 feet of air jumping straight up. Mungen_Cakes Mungen, that's a great looking dog! ..
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check to Weird Picture of the Day You'll want to forward this to your friends. Subject: computer repair Bartcop, I just don’t know where all these people come from that have “problems” with installing a new operating system. I swear to Zoroaster, I could drop in the Win7 disc on just about any system and hit the keyboard with my forehead, and it would install faultlessly. Maybe I’m lucky. I used to build my own computer from parts, thinking that I was saving money while turning the whole project into a new hobby. I think that’s part of my problem, is I’d always been building a Frankenputer and jerry-rigging it to work, but with Macs you couldn’t do that if you wanted to. Also, I wanted to say that I haven’t had a job or any income since November 2008, but I can still find a way to drop you a few bucks every month. It’s not much, but it’s something, just as long as you always remember to get out the Big Hammer. Best regards, Jeff in Seattle Jeff, you know me - not one to argue - but saying "anyone can do that" is like saying, "Anyone can install new brake pads on their car." Some of us are better at mechanics and computers, some of us are better at mocking sheep as we shear them. Send e-mail to Bart Obama's Missing Moral Narrative Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Make your pet famous! Bart, this is little Honey Moon Child Rutledge. A friend rescued her and several other feral cats and kittens from The Sudan. I think she was only a few months old when she entered my life 8 years ago, and I hope she has a better life here with me. Honey is a sweet little girl who took very good care of me three years ago when I was recovering from cancer surgery. She stands near the door and sees me off as I go to work in the mornings. She greets me at the door when I get home. And she spends a good part of the night in bed with me. (She stretches out on my side as I read a bit before nodding off, and in the mornings, she snuggles near me, but I assume she disappears to do nocturnal cat things in between.) She is my Pretty Puss, Miss Prissy Cat, Little Pretty Girl, and a dozen other pet names that can't begin to describe what a great companion she is. Linda >^..^<o Linda, thanks for that. I knew I had at least one reader in The Sudan - is it your friend? ..
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Guess the City Subject: last issue's mystery's city Bart, It's Tokyo. The Tokyo Metropolitan Government Center buildings in Shinjuku are in the right center background. There are other indications but the giveaway is the sign on the balcony at the lower right bottom with a (3) prefix. (3) is the city code for Tokyo. Keep 'er up Matt Jeff from Tokyo wrote and asked why I was double dipping his city. These pics aren't named, so I had no idea, either. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online? Use this
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Today's History Mystery Link Who is the Mystery Lady? Subject: last issue's history mystery That's Senator Estes Kefauver of Kefauver Committee fame. He investigated organized crime in 1950. Link Kefauver was a proud Dem. Paul in Little Rock, AR Well sure, everybody knew that. I meant who's the mook under the hood? :) Check out the toons and stuff on the Bart Blog!
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