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"As difficult as it probably was for her, it’s been difficult for me as well, especially to
hear her hurl an accusation of racism at me, when my motivation is absolutely pure..."
-- Andrew Breitbart, racist and lying SOB, Link
Let Bush's tax cuts expire
...if we want to lower the deficit
Subject: Counterpunch's "Where did the Clinton's money come from?"
How is it possible that the folks at Counterpunch are incapable of doing a google search?
As soon as I read your posting, I googled "the clinton's wealth" and came across this:
http://articles.latimes.com/2008/apr/05/nation/na-taxes5
I'll quote from it:
'Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's family has amassed enormous wealth this decade,
pulling in more than $109 million through books, speaking fees and investments,
according to tax returns released Friday by the Clinton campaign.
The returns show that the family's annual income shot up after Bill left the White House,
rising from $358,000 in 2000 to $16 million a year later..."'
They released their tax returns when Hillary ran for the White House
and the dummies at Counterpunch don't know about it?
DBK
Oh, they knew about it.
They're plenty capable of doing a Google search, but their intention was NOT to inform,
their intention was to mislead the reader into thinking those "Mena-airport Clintons" are up to their old tricks.
If people have to make shit up about the Clintons, to me that's proof
that the Clintons are untouchable if you're confined to sticking with the facts.
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Marty always has good stuff.
Show this to your nearest Teabagger.
When he says, "That's a fake," ask him if he gambles.
Bartcop, Pump owner
Yesterday I got out in the 106 degree heat and I had a great time.
Do you know what I did?
I bought a $412 water pump.
Why did I do that?
Because renting a water pump costs $109 per f-ing day!
Big old, nasty--gas-smelling, hoses-everywhere piece of crap.
Could be worse.
Could be raining.
Actually, when it's 106, rain would be good news.
One day this week I need to drive that pump to Arkansas.
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Subject: why I am a Monkey
youre not worthy to lick counterpunches balls,,they told about usa tortures
half a year before
you knew anything about it ,,the clintons are po white trash that raped the
country for big
money ,,get off your high horse asshole, you aint even a little bit special
Sherrod the Monkey
Butt Monkey, you have failed to explain why Counterpunch lied about the Clintons.
If the Clintons are as bad as you claim, why did they resort to such stupid, clumsy lies?
Why couldn't they list the facts, if the Clintons are so guilty?
I'll tell you why: Because the facts make the Clintons look pretty damn good.
That Counterpunch article had no use for the facts - so they made shit up.
You claim "the Clintons raped the country for big bucks."
You know that's not true, yet you CHOSE to lie, just like that Counterpunch article.
Maybe Counterpunch is a great progressive site and that nutty liar was an aberration
but I can't get that information from a Monkey like you because all you want to do
is throw your feces at people who probably see things clearer than you.
I'm going to get my can of Monkey-B-Gone and spray you with it.
Take your handfulls of shit and go bother someone else, Monkey.
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"Norm is not going to challenge me for RNC chairman. If he does,
I'll put my record up against anyone who comes after me."
-- Michael Tom Steel, promising to run over Norm Coleman's head like he was Phil Leatardo, Link
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Subject: Windows 7
And Apple is more stable than any Windows system, but you don't have to go with Windows!
You can download Linux for FREE - then boot into either system.
The Microsoft OS is total garbage.
Mark
Mark, there's no sense having a debate over which system is better.
The 85% with Windows NEED a reliable online tech that can solve problems.
I heard a company like mine advertising on Howard Stern.
"We can work on your computer - give a a call," but who are those guys?
Are they Russian hackers, ready to empty your bank account once they get in?
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"What has become of conservatism? Buckley's National Review remains as vital and interesting as ever.
But more characteristic of conservative leadership are figures on TV, radio and the Internet who make
their money by stirring fears and resentments. With its descent to baiting blacks, Mexicans and Muslims,
and an increasing nastiness and vulgarity, the conservative movement has undergone a shift toward
demagoguery and hucksterism. Now we observe the rule of the crazy-cons."
-- David Klinghoffer, speaking the truth about the GOP's crazy problem, Link
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You recently advertised a "Holistic Health Cannaibus Convention" in Pontiac Michigan in October.
As a board member of the Macomb/Oakland Compassion Club (THC4U.com) we are against this convention.
From our viewpoint, this convention is nothing but a collasal money grab by a rich (RICH!)
Californian(s) who are here to cash in on our new Michigan Medical Marijuana law.
We feel supporting your local Medical Marijuana Compassion Club is the best way
to keep the medical marijuana movement connected and strong in Michigan.
There is plenty of free LOCAL information at our public meetings.
Michigan clubs usually provide a place for card holders to USE their medication!
Try that at the Pontiac Silverdome.
Here is the bottom line:
Whats good for the local economy is good for the state of Michigan.
Please boycott this "Holistic Health Cannaibus Convention" and don't let
an out-of-state movement take $ from our local and state economy.
Thank you.
Curt
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If so, here's an excerpt from Bartcop Radio Show 163.
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Subject: people need to chill
Anyone giving you shit because you're trying to make a living through your page needs a dope slap.
I appreciate what you do and I know you can't survive on "small, but heartfelt donations" from yours fans.
Advertise whatever the hell you want.
Jon
Jon, thanks for that
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Do I owe anyone a pet picture posting?
If so, there's no waiting...
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Subject: your computer repair business
Bartcop,
Try a descrete computer service angle :)
People ask me about repairing their computer over the years.
And I 'd say 8 out 10 problems were porn download related, for example,
popups and spyware bogging down the machine.
You may want to tell these potential customers that your fix is done descretely
(meaning you wont have to be embarrassed when dozens of pigmy porno popups
fill your laptop screen at the computer store :) Tell 'em you'll put on a virtual condom
for all their surfing pleasure!
Keep swingin',
David in Seattle
David, good point.
Did I mention he's been working on my computer for 5 years :)
Just a reminder:
All men need an external hard drive for private files.
Western Digital My Book Studio External Hard Drive
One terrabyte memory for $139.
You just unplug it before anyone looks at your computer.
Subject: read time for your blog
It took me 22 minutes to struggle through the page today.
I liked it better when you were funny.
ha ha
The issue with those guys playing poker....Poker at Al's....that was a good one.
Yes, some people call that the first Internet classic.
It helped me survive the shame of Bartcop Volume 100
As I said, my computer doesn't need any work at the moment but I saw a sign
on the side of the road the other day offering what looked like the same services
including an on site visit if needed for $60.00.
You might want to compare prices around town or the internets.
Rude Rich
Rude, you rock, Dude.
I can always depend on to tell it to me straight.
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You must show your ID
They're missing the point.
If WHITE people were being pulled over for being White, they'd call this
"worse than anything Hitler ever tried in Nazi Germany" because they're White.
These Teabaggers, they want less government - until it come to darkies.
Then the state should have unlimited powers to search and seize ...the darkies.
Arizona is White man's country and they're ready to prove it ...to the darkies.
Subject: Phyllis Schafley
I will hate Phillis Schafly till the day I die.
She fought against women and the ERA when all we
wanted was the same pay as a man for doing the same job.
Now she says that women are lazy money-gribbers.
Why don't you just die?
Or better yet, just nasty away.
Love you, Bart.
You're the best
Lin
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Don't you think maybe it's time to step down?
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Guess the City
Subject: last issue's mystery's city
Bart, I might get this one right. Is it Chicago?
I'm pretty sure the black building with the radio towers is the Hancock Building,
but I haven't visited Chicago in many years, so a lot of the other buildings look pretty new.
It looks like Lake Michigan, although I usually see that lake from the other side.
Susanne on the other side of Lake Michigan
Susanne, you are correct!
Besides the Sears Tower, none of that looks familiar to me.
When was our last Chicago-Fest, 2006?
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Hey BC,
I think you started counting too late and quit too early.
You have Eisenhower, JFK, LBJ, Trickie Dick, Football Ford, Carter, Reagan and Bush the Smarter.
Tom
There is much confusion here.
I got lots of mailing counting FDR and Truman, too.
But that means Clinton served in Haiti and Slovenia - doesn't sound right
Subject: last issue's history mystery
I got your answer right here
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Subject: Donation
Bart, I know you get this a lot, but I'd like to say how much I'd love to subscribe,but I'm behind in my rent and live on rice alone, although I have a masters in medical science. (Bart's emphasis.)
This place is really
fucked up
and Obama makes me sick.
Purity
Purity, thanks for that, but I don't think we can't hang this on Obama.
Had he acted differently, we could've spun off into f-ing space.
Sure, he could've been bolder dealing with Bush's worldwide theft-crash, but maybe
there will come a time when Mr. Unflappable saves the whole world with his cool
demeanor and willingness to reach across the aisle.
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