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Thurs-Friday, August 19-20, 2010 Vol 2569 - Mickey Mosque
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"Am I too conservative? They probably said that about Thomas Jefferson and George Washington and Benjamin Franklin." -- Sharron Angle, Harry Reid's opponent, Link Harry, if she beats you my opinion of you will be worse and that's hardly possible.
Subject: Blago Hey Bart-
I live in Illinois just outside Chicago. Personally I'm glad Blago beat most of the raps. I admit that I'm not deeply familiar with the details of the case, but my feeling is that this whole thing smells somewhat of a witchhunt. I don't think Blago wanted to kiss the fat asses of the slimy vermin that populate Illinois politics. He did some good things for the people. Tell me what state governor would not salivate over the opportunity to name a senator, though they probably (wisely) wouldn't say so. And what is this crap with Blago using the f-word so much? Oooh, that is SO shocking in year 2010! I heard on Bill Press this morning that the count they got him on involved lying about things that were not even criminal in nature. Of course he shouldn't have done it, but still... I bet Bush and Cheney and the like chuckle over things like this, as Republican Fitzgerald prepares his next attack... Larry I agree - I lost a lot of respect for Fitzgerald. I thought he knew what he was doing but now he seems like a total fuck-up. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes
"I am amused with their comments about obstructionism. I wish we had been able to obstruct more." -- Mitch McConnell (R-Bitch) Link THIS is the kind of thing that WOULD NOT HAPPEN if *I* ran the DNC. I would flood the airwaves with videos of out-of-work regular folks looking for jobs with the Bitch's ugly mug on the screen saying he wished he could kill even MORE jobs. It's so f-ing easy but our brain-dead Democrats don't have a f-ing clue. The bastard is BRAGGING about holding back the recovery and if *I* was in charge, his office would be calling me 24 hours later with an apology and offering me a deal if I would just PLEASE take down that goddamn ad that's killing the GOP. This is grade school stuff and STILL our Democrats haven't figured it out. How is it possible that they can't think or fight? Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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"George Bush got snookered into going into some mosque, taking his shoes off, and then saying that Islam was a religion of peace." -- Florida Teabagger Allen West, running for congress Link Really, Allen? The guy who holds the modern Western Hemiphere record for most killings was just too forgiving and doesn't get the real world like you do? Let me guess: Compared to you, Reagan was a pinko commie, right? Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Recession Prices Banner ads by
the day, Cool, Sarah the Quitter identifies with Laura the Quitter! Poor Dr. Laura, the victim, not free to screech "Nigger, nigger, nigger" on hate radio anymore? If you saw her on Larry King, she said it wasn't fair that Black comics on HBO get to say "nigger" but poor Laura (R-Victim) can't. Why does she want to say "nigger" so badly? Is Bachmann's seat safe? I would LOVE to run against a crazy person Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Leggo my Blago Why can't federal prosecutors learn? I don't know, they've prosecuted Blaggo and his family into poverty. When he goes to prision, it will be for the same thing they got Martha Stewart for: failure to correctly respond to an FBI word puzzle. The DOJ retains its abilty to intimidate and destroy lives. I don't think they see this as a loss. Frank K Send e-mail to Bart Check out my new video card. Quotes "In 2009, Rahm Emmanuel scolded progressive groups in Washington for attacking backstabbing Democrats who were obstructing progressive policies on Capitol Hill. Rahm called the strategy "fucking retarded" and ordered the professional left to stop. Much of the left did, in fact, stop the attacks on the backstabbers. The under-reported scandal here is not that the White House tried to control and muzzle the professional left. The scandal is that the Left, for the most part, complied... I don't share Gibbs' outrage that the "professional left" is currently being too critical of Obama. What I am outraged about is that the professional left wasn't more critical of Obama a year ago." -- Sally Kohn, expecting the Party of Surrender to fight back? Link Sally, the Left only fights back when a Clinton is involved. Then they go crazy and scream, "you fucking whore," even tho they never screamed that at any Republicans. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Make your pet
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e-mail to BartWhy can't he control his own image? Subject: your trip to Glacier Bart, you wrote: > Besides "Bring a camera" and "Don't taunt the bears," > and "Keep your tank full," who has a suggestion for us? Don't make fun of the Bears either Bart. And NEVER touch their hats. They're like super sensitive about those little green hats. Have a grand adventure dude - you deserve it. Scott M I may have an IQ of 64 but I'm way too smart to go around fucking with a bear - or his hat. Send e-mail to Bart Adult Friend Finder.com Quotes
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Subject: Should Christians build Churches near Ground Zero? Should Christians build churches near ground zero after the horrible act of terrorism of blowing up a building? I'm not talking about 9/11 but rather the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City that was blown up by Christian terrorist Tim McVeigh. Since it was blown up by a Christian, shouldn't we ban all Christian churches near ground zero? This is of course ridiculous but it is no more ridiculous that prohibiting Muslims from building a mosque a few blocks away from ground zero in New York. It's really not that complicated to understand that not all Muslims are alike and that American Muslims do not have a history of violence. I think it's time for the news media to stop fanning the flames of hatred just to make a buck in the ratings. Marc Perkel My blog: http://marc.perkel.com Founder of the Church of Reality http://www.churchofreality.org Reality changed my life. It can change your life too. If
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Link Being insane means facts, evidence and proof are irrelevent. They don't want to see it, they don't want to hear it. All they know is "that nigger" is in the WHITE House and, by God, they want their country back. Send e-mail to Bart What does this mean? Are they saying Harry is made of butter and the world is a sharp, hot knife? You can select a monthly plan to provide
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Hey Bart, why that's Adolf Hitler without his mustach.
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The difference facial hair makes. He looks like a completely different person Peter I agree but almost everybody got it right. Subject: last issue's history mystery Hey, Bart - Could that be what old Adolph would`ve looked like when he landed in Argentina at the end of the war ?!! John B BTW: when are you gonna tell us who the "Famous personality" was in the school photo posted several days ago ? I don't know who the famous personality was. I was hoping someone could identify him for the rest of us. Check out the toons and stuff on the Bart Blog!
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