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Weekend-Monday, August 28-30, 2010 Vol 2571 - Foreign & Domestic
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“Say what you want about me, but I raised a combat vet and you can’t take that away from me...” -- America's premier publicity whore, Sarah Palin, Link But PH, nobody wants to take that from you. Why do you always play the poor victim?
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"One in five Americans believe Obama is a Muslim...one in five also believe in alien abductions, they can't find the U.S. on a map, and they think George W. Bush was a great president." -- Daniel Kurtzman Link Conclusion: Twenty percent of America is insane and can't be helped and can't be reached. Marty's
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"This is about winning. You can't get anything done unless you have a Democratic president, a Democratic Senate and a Democratic House." -- Howard Dean, Link But even when you have all that, you still have Baucus and Conrad and Mary Landrieu and Blanche Lincoln and the rest of the back-stabbing Democrats voting against you. Then Obama gets on a plane and campaigns for the people who blocked his agenda. Fucking amazing. Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
the day, FOX News's largest shareholder is a radical Muslim The racist Glenn Beck rally Why didn't they show it? I set DVRs, I watched FOX, CNN and MSNBC and nobody showed nothing. Sure, they had plenty of canned shots from the rally, but why not show the speeches live? Why did all three cable networks not show anything live? Was it to protect the bogus, racist, Teabaggers? They'd show a sentence or two from Glenn Beck and then a sentence or two from Palin, but then they'd cut away - I wonder why - why can't we see their Godly speeches live? Why deprive the viewers of the LIVE NEWS that was being made? Could it be that ALL the networks expected to hear the N-word, and that would hurt the cable networks' new BFFs, the Teabagger party? And they couldn't gamble with broadcasting their hate speech live? Glenn Beck told everyone, "Don't bring any signs," because all those "Lynch the nigger" signs would make the GOP/Teabaggers look like the racist sons of bitches that they are. Subject: your use of the word nigger Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "One voice can change a room, and if one voice can change a room, then it can change a city, and if it can change a city, it can change a state, and if it change a state, it can change a nation, and if it can change a nation, it can change the world. Your voice can change the world." -- Obama's stump speech, 2008 Link ...and one president can change a country, if he comes to work. What are you waiting for? When will you come to work? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: vacations
I'm glad you went on vacation Bart, everyone needs vacations. I hope you got a little rest and respite. I can't understand the Doofus who begrudged you a bit of time off. As soon as my Social Security money comes in I'm gonna send you some before I spend it foolishly on food, or mortgage, or hookers. I'm serious. Peace --Joe Joe, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart Krugman - Witch Hunt Season
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e-mail to BartSubject: a few stats for you A few stats for you 1.) 90% of Americans not married to their cousins indentify themselves as Democrats 2.) 86% of Republicans think terrorists bombed Pearl Harbor on 9/11 3.) 2% of teabaggers have their original teeth 4.) .01% of Republicans actually know somebody of another race. 100% of them have met Clarence Thomas 5.) 100% of Republicans claimed criticizing President Bush during war time encouraged our enemies and endangered our troops 6.) 100% of Republicans now criticize President Obama, thus encouraging our enemies and endangering our troops Link Thanks to RS Send e-mail to Bart Adult Friend Finder.com Quotes
"I think it will be even worse than what happened to Bill Clinton because of the animosity they already feel for President Obama." -- Lanny Davis on the non-stop investigations we'll see if the GOP wins in November, Link Obama is already impeached. Like with Clinton, they just need to fabricate "a crime." And the history books will read, "The Democrats were all a bunch of crooks. Why, the GOP was forced to impeach four Democrats presidents in a row." Hey Barack, how's that "Looking forward" working for you? Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
George W. Bush - Rapist? She killed herself, so maybe... Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Bartcop Radio and Youtube Bart, have you ever thought of video taping your radio show and putting it on youtube? Or doing separate youtube rants and posting those? I am sure your dozens of readers would love to see you or the bart cats or great computer graphics done by your fabulous computer guy while you share some of your outrage with the rest of us. Now, I understand that having them on youtube could eat into your subscriber base but you don't have to post them all. Just do a few youtube "teasers" to get people to your site. You can increase your subscribers (and advertisers) if you can increase your visitors. I know people who make money on youtube and I think you'd be great. Even if it's only a few times a year or just around elections or just random, it's another way to get the word out. The more I think about it, seeing and hearing you on youtube is very appealing. Hell, you could go nuts and have help from a cast of characters, you could have regular segments, you could do snippets of your page, you could really have a lot of fun and widen your audience. I am one of your readers who enjoys your page but never has enough money to help. All I have for you today is my continued thanks for everything you do. thanks again from your fan in oregon. ducks Ducks, thanks for that. Seems like there's never enough time to do anything, so I have an idea: Maybe some readers/subscribers could take a Bartcop rant and add their own video to it? Maybe some toons on the same subject? Then we could post links to the best ones :) Send e-mail to Bart If
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"America today begins to turn back to God. For too long, this country has wandered in darkness. Look forward. Look West. Look to the heavens. Look to God and make your choice." -- Religiously insane Glenn Beck, with some delusions of godhood thrown in, Link "Beck has created a fictional world of good versus evil where he, anointed by God no less, plays the pivotal role of savior for the huddled masses who face oppression and tyranny at the hands of an oligarchy controlled by progressives. And if along the way Beck cashes in a few hundred million, so be it. The Beckster will tell you it is all part of God's master plan." -- my good friend Mario Piperni, Link "With Beck's messianic complex, he should realize that messiahs and prophets typically become martyrs. Despite his denials, he is taking on (however much undeserved) the mantle of Martin Luther King, Jr., while forgetting about James Earl Ray." -- E. A. Blair, Link But it's not the same. Our best is often snuffed out in their prime while Rethugs always die very rich, of old age. Send e-mail to Bart Loser Eldrick still Ranked #1 ...after losing the entire year Link
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Subject: I spotted the crook
Bart: The crook is Richard Nixon, #23 for the Whittier Poets, probably 1932. The city is Heidelberg, Germany. 5 years ago, 14 euros got you on the entire public transit system, the Castle (that big lit thing in the middle), the funicular up the mountain (the dark line going up the upper right) and several other things for two days. It's now 13 euros. Very old-world looking since we didn't bomb it during WWII. And the vending machines have German beer. Y-y-y-yummmm. Your History guy is Charles Darwin. Chris in STL Chris, you did great! Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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Subject: last issue's mystery city Last issue's Mystery City That's the lovely city of Heidelberg, Germany and the Neckar River flowing serenely past; the Heidelberger Schloss (Castle) commands a nice view. Twain once visited. I believe this shot is taken from the Philosopher's Walk area. Jim Jim, you are correct! Shopping online? Use this
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Bart, I stand by my previous answer to your history puzzler. Keep swinging! Ross Subject: Issue 2570 history mystery Dear Bart, That is Charles Darwin, author or Origin of Species. Popular belief is that he was the “inventor” of natural selection. Not true. If one was to actually read Origin of Species one would know that Darwin outlined the history of the concept as far back as the ancient Greeks. His writing was the most compelling evidence up to that time that evolution is a reality. Mungen_Cakes Mungen, thanks for that. A lot of people guessed Walt Whitman. Our photo Darwin Whitman Several people quessed John Muir, founder of the Sierra Club and several guessed George Bernard Shaw. Almost everybody got Nixon the football crook. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the toons and stuff on the Bart Blog!
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