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Thursday, Sept 2, 2010 Vol 2573 - Rough seas
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“One thing that didn't worked in Obama's speech was his assertion that we were turning a page. We're still at war, and Obama said that now more resources are available for Afghanistan." -- Eugene Robinson, Link Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now for one last week of our low, introductory pricing. We come to you! Another well blows in the Gulf
<>Didn't Obama have these wells inspected? Link Excerpt: A mile-long oil sheen spread Thursday from an offshore petroleum platform burning in the Gulf of Mexico off Lousiana, west of the site of BP's massive spill. Coast Guard Petty Officer Bill Coklough said the sheen, about 100 feet wide, was spotted near the platform owned by Houston-based Mariner Energy Inc. He said Mariner had deployed three firefighting vessels to the site and one already was in place fighting the blaze. IF I was president when the BP rig blew up, I would have ordered the inspections of every well in America, but do we see any evidence that Obama did that? Send e-mail to Bart Need a job?
Do you know anyone with the following skills, looking for work? "HTML, CSS, Javascript, self-starter and excellent communication skills." If so, have them send an email to sales@erikorganic.com Rob, our resident geek, will follow up with them. This would be part-time work. We have a number of projects on the Erik Organic website that we need to have completed. Erik Erik has been advertising with bartcop.com for nine years Marty's
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"I have a gun, and I have a bomb. I have several bombs strapped to my body ready to go off. I have a device that if I drop it, if I drop it, it will fucking explode." -- James Lee, the Discovery Channel bomber, who was then dropped by a sniper, Link According to CNN, Lee devoted himself to stopping population growth after he started reading "My Ishmael," a book about a telepathic ape "who dispenses ecological wisdom about the possible doom of humankind." Damn, those telepathic apes will get you every time. This guy was crazier than my friend Russell. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Repugs and work Bart, Since you asked about the last time Republicans did any work, I want to point out two things: 1. When Republicans were in charge of the House, the work week went from Tuesday at noon to Thursday at noon. I don't know any other profession that pays so well for two days per week. 2. John Boehner, the man who wants to be Speaker of the House, looks like he spends his time in a tanning booth rather than working anyway. He claims to spend a lot of time golfing. How is this taking care of the Nation's business? On the other hand, look at Rush Limbaugh! Imagine how much work it is to haul his ass out of bed every day and do three whole hours worth of random raving! The hardest working Republican in the U.S.! Russ Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
the day, Quotes "Glenn Beck has emerged as the Lich King. Whereas the Lich King embraced death, destruction and mayhem, Beck marries a stridently paranoid style with political views rooted in the 1850s. But like the Lich King, Beck terrifies mainstream liberals, who see something sinister in the fact that both Beck and the Lich King endorse brain-eating as a healthy pass time." -- Ta-Nehisi Coates Link Send e-mail to Bart Send e-mail to Bart Obama has become Mr. Unpopular Send e-mail to Bart Subject: John Avarosis Hey Bart, Fuck John Avarosis. I started my day with Americablog for more than a year until Avarosis went completely overboard for Obama. That was fine, I suppose, until Avarosis started attacking Hillary in terms that would give HuffPo a run for its money. As far as I am concerned, Avarosis is a psuedo-intellectual Georgetown-spawned Beltway-insider-wannabe Twit. John's only redeeming features are his love of cats and his skill at raising exotic orchids. But if he is unhappy with Obama, he only has guys like himself to blame. Best regards, HWD Send e-mail to Bart Adult Friend Finder.com Quotes
"That was just a big ball of crazy. Glenn Beck should have held his rally at a church rather than the Lincoln Memorial. I was praying Lincoln would get up and drop kick him into the reflecting pool. Now that would be a rally. I don’t know how Lincoln sat through all the crap." -- Wanda Sykes, Send e-mail to Bart Quotes
"I get a headache when I hear supporters of this endless war complaining about the budget deficits. They're like arsonists complaining about the smell of smoke in the neighborhood." -- Bob Herbert, Link What's crazier is the Republicans who think the rich need more tax cuts. Trust me, the rich can take care of themselves just fine. Send e-mail to Bart Bush gets the 'credit' for
Iraq
by Mike Pence (R-Douchebag) Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Marc Perkel Marc, you are SO right! (Last issue) We all live on one planet. I just did a workshop at the U.S. Social Forum in Detroit titled, "How to Design a Better World". Using our brains to get nations to work together for a less chaotic world is never talked about. There are answers out there and I am moved to get them out in public. Our country and world needs hope. Debbie from Milwaukee P.S. I LOVE your Church of Reality! Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
Religion forced on soldiers
I thought they fought for freedom... Link Excerpt: Those of us that chose not to attend were marched back to the company area. At that point the NCO issued us a punishment. We were to be on lock-down in the company (not released from duty), could not go anywhere on post (no PX, no library, etc). We were to go to strictly to the barracks and contact maintenance. If we were caught sitting in our rooms, in our beds, or having/handling electronics (cell phones, laptops, games) and doing anything other than maintenance, we would further have our weekend passes revoked and continue barracks maintenance for the entirety of the weekend. At that point the implied message was clear in my mind 'we gave you a choice to either satisfy us or disappoint us. Since you chose to disappoint us you will now have your freedoms suspended and contact chores while the rest of your buddies are enjoying a concert. This will continue until the
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Subject: Beck and racism When I was a kid in the 70s, there was an older couple next door. The husband had a heart attack, and back then, that was serious business. He needed open heart surgery, which was still a new and dangerous procedure at the time. The only cardiac surgeon in Grand Rapids at the time was black. The old man refused to have a black man operate on him Finally, his wife told
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he didn't get the surgery from that doctor,
she was going to divorce him. He got the surgery from the black doctor. If he's still alive,
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Quotes "It’s hard to say the Republican economic policies were bad, then continue them... All of the energy in this election is on the right; the progressives are completely demoralized. One of the reasons is that when you get up in the morning and you find out that Democrats are increasing troops in Afghanistan and cutting taxes for the rich, why the hell have a Democratic Party?" -- Paul Begala, who seems as frustrated with Obama as the rest of us, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Bush's war
Bart, Republicans are clamoring to give credit to Bush Jr. for the surge saying that it was this decision of his that is allowing our soldiers to come home now. I say we do it As soon as they admit that following Rumsfeld’s disastrous policies is what got us into the mess in the first place. If they went in with the larger army in the first place there would have been fewer casualties. But Bush’s unwavering support of Rumsfeld is what dragged this war out. So lets give him a bit of credit for finally correcting a mistake and may have cost us this war in the long run. And don’t get me started on why we were there in the first place. Another Bush mistake! Thank you, Larry The Liberal Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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Subject: last issue's mystery city Last issue's Mystery City Hi Bart, This has to be Moscow in your last edition. I live here in Moscow since bush was elected. Figured he would not have the balls or be stupid enough to attack a country which could actually whip his sick ass. And then I just fell in love with Russia and with what is happening here so ... guess I will not be coming back anytime soon to the US of A. BTW, me and my ex pat friends and many many Russians just love what you write. All the best and keep hammering anyone who needs hammering, Pashupati Subject: last issue's mystery city Hi Bart, so I'm stuck in Argentina, on a business trip, barely have time to breathe, but today I said screw it, and reading your page ...what do I find, in guess the city section? Moscow :-) The Ivan the Great Bell Tower, and Cathedral of the Archangel, Both within the grounds of the Kremlin. And the tall building in the back is the Ministry of Foreign Affairs building: Great pic, all in all! Alex from Russia Thanks to the person who bought the fancy Canon camera from Amazon.com. Click to Order When you shop using the link below, they send me a few pennies from each dollar.
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Yesterday's dead guy was Dutch Schultz http://www.lacndb.com/php/Info.php?name=Dutch%20Schultz Thanks for a great site. Ray in LA Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Sarah Palin is attractive partly because she lives such a dangerous life -- flying solo, taking fire. The establishment -- both wings of it -- attacked Palin ferociously and drove her as far as possible out of any sort of safe career trajectory. This puts Palin in the position of an Amelia Earhart..." -- Ace, Link Cool. Does that mean she might fly away and disappear forever? Send e-mail to Bart
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