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Weekend-Monday, Sept 3-5, 2010 Vol 2574 - Harmonic rocks
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"The danger in the message Obama's speech sent to the world is that this is a country being led by a president who does not understand America's role in guaranteeing global order in the world today." -- Pigboy radio substitute Mark Steyn, Link What? America guarantees global order? Who, besides an American arms dealer, wants that to be true? Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now for one last week of our low, introductory pricing. We come to you! NFL Knockout Pool
Bart, let's do a Bartcop Knockout Pool, with the winner getting a T-Shirt or a month o' Bartcop Radio. Here is how a knock out pool works: You pick 1 team a week, you can never pick that team again for the rest of the year, so you take the Colts week 1, you can't use them again the rest of the year, Your team wins, you stay in the contest, they lose, you are out, that simple. Last person standing wins. All people have to do is E-mail me their pick before the game they want to pick. Forget your pick on Sunday? Pick the Monday Night Game. Let me know if you want to give it a whirl. Mike The Dealer I like the idea - let's give that a try. I'll take the Vikings for the first week. Marty's
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"I went to the National Archives, and I held the first inaugural address written in his own hand by George Washington." -- Glenn Beck, Link You think they really let this handjob touch that priceless historical document? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Amazon.com purchases Hey Bart, I do some shopping on Amazon and would be happy for you to make a shekel or two from a referral. Question tho. Do I have to buy the featured product or would my just-purchased set of Bendix brake linings have worked for you as well? Koresh Almighty, if so, I'd be happy to use your link if it would hep <<(southern spelling) out, son. Jim Jim, thanks for asking. No, it doesn't need to be any kind of featured product. Say you're looking for a Flip UltraHD Camcorder If you put that in the search box on bartcop.com and then buy it they will send me the pennies, but only if bartcop.com was the portal used. If you look something up and then surf for a while, then come back and buy it, it won't work. Thanks for thinking about me. Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
the day, M M A 'Restoring Honor' Rally - Interviews Link This is amazing and hilarious - he talks to dozens of Teabaggers and nobody can say why they're there or what needs changing. This sets records for absolute ignorance. You can't out-argue a person with no point of view. They just keep saying they want to "take America back" which, as we all know, is code for "No niggers in the White House." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Now Obama is an atheist? Right wing commentator Ann Coulter is now saying that Obama isn't a Muslim, he's an Atheist, as if being an Atheist is a bad thing. As an Atheist myself I don't have an invisible friend telling me to fly planes into buildings or to invade Iraq. So if Obama actually were an Atheist I'd be OK with that. However, it makes me wonder if Ann Coulter is an Atheist. If I believed in God I certainly would not be using the Lord's name in vein to make a cheap political point. When I see those who call themselves Christians do bad things and use God's name as a cover, one can only conclude that they don't really believe in God. After all, if God is in your heart, transformed your life, and God actually means something to you, you simply would not abuse his name as a tool to foment hatred. Ann Coulter is admitting through her conduct that she is the Atheist. Marc Perkel http://marc.perkel.com Founder of the Church of Reality http://www.churchofreality.org Reality changed my life. It can change your life too. Send e-mail to Bart Adult Friend Finder.com Quotes
"For me, it's no longer to do with vanity, ego and visible success. It's just about getting down into the earth of music. I spent three or four years never playing a Zeppelin song, because I didn't want to lean on Zeppelin. I've gone from being in that huge band to picking up the pieces of my own gift." -- Robert Plant, spewing nonsensical horseshit about his career, Link Robert, why can't you speak in terms people can understand? "It's just about getting down into the earth of music?" My bullshit detector is barking like a chihuahua on Cuervo. You like playing those old songs (because nobody will pay to hear your country crap) but you can't stand playing them with the people who co-wrote them? I think the truth is his ego outgrew Led Zeppelin, which hardly seems possible, but he can't stand to share the stage with people bigger than he is. Good luck playing Nashville honky tonks, Robert. Send e-mail to Bart No pity for Dr. Laura
She's Liza Lampanelli without the compassion Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: world clock http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf Thanks to Pat S Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
Palin, sound and fury
Link Excerpt: Even as Sarah Palin’s public voice grows louder, she has become increasingly secretive, walling herself off from old friends and associates, and attempting to enforce silence from those around her. Palin now inhabits a place of fear, anger, and illusion, which has swallowed up the engaging, small-town hockey mom and her family—and the sadness she has left in her wake. Palin waves her scribbled-on palm to the crowd, proclaiming that she’s using “the poor man’s teleprompter.” Really? Her idiots buy
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They KNOW she makes $100,000 per speech and she still gets to play the poor, I'm-just-like-you card? That's like Mick Jagger writing a song in the sixties whining about how he can't get laid. Subject: the Gulf and oil wells Hi BC, If you check the current issue of Mother Jones there is a featured article plus a drawing of the NUMBER of oil wells in the Gulf----sickening. I hope some scientists find solutions to combat our depence on fossils fuels. Stonehenger
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Bart, he looks like Richard Feynman, the first man to win the Nobel Prize in Physics with a sub-genius IQ. (Sidebar: when he won, a news outlet called his mother and asked, "How does it feel that your son is probably the smartest person in the world right now?" She replied, "Pity the poor world.") Russ Here's our original picture Here is Richard Feynman Someone else suggested it could be Italo Calvino. Send e-mail to Bart
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