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Wednesday, Sept 7, 2010 Vol 2576 - Stripper mills
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“Small marijuana offenses, when you’re on probation, can send you to prison. That doesn’t seem to me to be the best use of scarce taxpayer dollars.” -- Peter Shumlin, (D-Sane) running for VT governor, Link Our idiot politicians (and in this case that includes Obama) will find a way to come up with the money to harrass and arrest people who inhale God's flowers. ...because that's important. Dammit! I'm so old, I remember when they used to call Obama "Spock," because he was seen as a man of logic and sound reasoning. Then he got elected and we got change like we weren't expecting.. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now for the last few days of our low, introductory pricing. We come to you! Send
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Subject: Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Hey all, I'd like for my I-touch to be able to download videos from my pc & laptop. And I have a LG touch phone that I'd like to have the calendar talk to my I-touch pc & laptop. Are these the kind of repairs you do? I want the ability to have my devices talk to each other. Thanks in advance, Gary Absolutely! We can connect to your computer and train you how to complete the tasks you mentioned. We will also suggest the best software to aid you in those tasks. We can teach you how to do anything that your device supports. For example. If your device supports importing video we can show you how to do that but if your phone does not support Microsoft outlook calendars we can not do that. Please note, transcoding video to fit on an itouch may require a third party software. We will provide a demo version but the customer is responsible for purchasing the full version if they decide to use it. I hope this info helped. Please let me know if you need anything else. Jordan the Tech Send e-mail to Bart NFL Knockout Pool Bart, let's do a Bartcop Knockout Pool, with the winner getting a T-Shirt or a month o' Bartcop Radio. Here is how a knock out pool works: You pick 1 team a week, you can never pick that team again for the rest of the year, so you take the Colts week 1, you can't use them again the rest of the year, Your team wins, you stay in the contest, they lose, you are out, that simple. Last person standing wins. All people have to do is E-mail me their pick before the game they want to pick. Forget your pick on Sunday? Pick the Monday Night Game. Let me know if you want to give it a whirl. Mike The Dealer I like the idea - let's give that a try. I'm switching my pick to Tennessee to beat Oakland. Remember, you can get your pick in to Mikethedealer@hotmail.com anytime before the game you pick, if you wait until the last minute on Monday Night you can still E-mail me before the Chargers and Chiefs kick off and if you get it right, you stay in the pool. Note- We already have one game where both sides have been picked, somebody's going out week 1 (Barring that game ending in a tie.) Mike The Dealer Send e-mail to Bart Subject: The Whore Media are setting us up Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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"Palin and Beck don’t care about anyone except themselves. They are getting filthy rich pandering to angry white mobs so transparent in their racist feelings toward the President that a sheet of Saran Wrap would cast a darker shadow. The greatest threat against America is not terrorism or a mosque in Manhattan. The greatest threat against America are the tens of millions of Americans who won’t vote this November effectively giving power to Beck's 87,000 angry assholes." -- Margaret and Helen, Best Friends for Sixty Years and Counting Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: "Get That Worthless N***** Out Of The White House" Bart, I clicked on that asshole's blog. What I find especially amusing is he quotes George Orwell from 1984 at the top of his home page. George Orwell...who fought with the Marxist POUM during the Spanish Civil War and was a believer in democratic socialism until his death. That's what happens when some barely literate cretin uses "Select-A-Quote" in a lame attempt to lend legitimacy to his views, rather than actually READING the work in question and studying the ideas of the author. What a fucking idiot. Love Bartcop! Van Zippo Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
the day, M M A Real cost of Bush's Quagmire Looks like $3 trillion and counting Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Big Dog, listing the facts It makes me realize just how much I miss him; We'll never have another President as smart as Bill Clinton, no wonder the repugs hated him and wanted him destroyed; he makes them all look like five day old crap! In all my years, never have I loved a president in the way I love and admire President Clinton. He give me hope and strength every time he speaks. Marian in Missouri Send e-mail to Bart Adult Friend Finder.com Quotes
"You've never had a Royal Flush in a big cash game?" -- poker newbie Andrew Robl to poker giant Daniel Negreanu (36) on High Stakes Poker In poker, a Royal Flush is kinda rare. These kids today - they've all hit Royals a dozen times before they're legal. They play 6-8 hands at a time, 14 hours a day, with thousands riding on every hand. ...when *I* was a teenager, I was delivering pizza for $1.65 an hour. Send e-mail to Bart Netherlands to Close
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The reason? Not Enough Criminals Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "The numbers are eye-catching. Republicans are dramatically gaining in all categories. It's generated by a rotten economy and a strong conservative reaction against Obama." -- Larry Sabato, a political scientist at the University of Virginia, Link So, the election may turn on the rotten economy (that they caused) and by the racist's refusal to accept a legally-elected Black president and by the fact that they want it more than our surrender often-and-early Democrats want it. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Sick of fighting for ...(fill in the blank) Bart, I am so very sick of fighting. For 8 years we fought the policies of Bush & Co - 2 wars, unchecked spying & torture, tax cuts for the wealthiest, impotence in the face of disasters, etc. We fought and got almost nothing in return. Finally, in a history making election of 2008 we got a Democrat back in the White House, along with a (supposed) majority in Congress. It was a great feeling, of relief, of promise, but it didn't last long. Since then there has been nothing but fighting - fighting our OWN Party to get this president to LEAD, to grab the narrative from the Rethugs, for the party to UNITE, to finally give up on the bi-partisanship effort - again will very little results. (A POX on all Blue Dogs) In fact, if you call yourself a Progressive, certain comments from WH spokespersons seem to indicate you don't matter much to them, and that you haven't been appreciative enough. Now almost everyone expects the Democrats to take a drubbing in the fall election. This could put some like John Boehner as Speaker of the House. That doesn't scare people? If that occurs, then we will be trying to fight the GOP policies - no real plans except for more tax cuts for the wealthy and more regulation over women's health care decisions, and de-regulation for everything else. I have some major issues with Obama and the Democrats myself, but the alternative is much more terrifying. There will be so much more to fight - and I'm so effing tired of fighting, without getting anything in return. Mary Lou I think this sums it up. Democrats - when they had power, what did they do with it? They passed a tax hike on tanning booths. We just don't want to win. Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
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"A conscious decision was made by certain groups to destroy this presidency the minute it started. I told my staff and my friends - way back in spring of '09 - that something is going on out there that is pretty deadly and pretty harsh. There appears to be a systematic, conscious attempt to dismantle this president, so I'm less surprised than other people." -- Russ Feingold, Link Russ, you're wrong. Our president knows his good friends Mitch and John are good, reasonable fellas who just want America to succeed. Send e-mail to Bart Kinda Sleazy was in charge on 9-11? She gave Bush orders ...and he obeyed Link Well,
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If you run into any of this godless money, don't spend it, send it to Ol' Bart and I'll know what to do with it. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Tally's rant Just one of the best fucking rants I've ever read. And she's right on. So many damned "liberals" trying to make their progressive bones by trashing Obama for not being perfect. That shit just doesn't help the cause. Yeah, I want all the leftie goals met right away. But I have for decades. If we don't start pulling together, it's going to be decades more. And I don't have that much time. Bart, thanks for keeping up the fight. Dan Leahy Subject: Tally's rant Hey, Bart. Subject: Focus on the GOP not Obama This is, in my not-so-humble opinion, one of the best things I've read on Bartcop, ever. This friend of yours sez very clearly what I have been, living on the other side of the Pacific and so not in daily touch with stuff like this States-side, somewhat, well, perplexed about. And, in my limited brain-cell way, I am totally in agreement with this sentiment. An amazing message, a heart-felt message, a very important message that must go out to anyone and everyone who thinx that, because s/he is not getting that pony, then maybe getting apathetic and not voting at all or voting for the Gay, Old Party will make things better come November or 2012. As long as Obama is not too much of an Illuminati lizard, I have been telling myself, it looks to me that he's doing a goddamn good fucking job. But I'm naive more often than not, and preoccupied with stuff over here, so what do I know . . . oh, that's right, I really know that I like this posting by your buddy. And I hope that you and Mrs. Bart can get together with him in the not too distant future. Keep swinging, Iago The Cynical Optimist in Taiwan futurehemp.com Send e-mail to Bart He's fighting so hard
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Quotes "I trust in the American people's capacity to get beyond all this nonsense and focus on is this somebody who cares about me and has a vision for the future?" -- Obama, proving what a terrible politician he really is, Link Barack, have you ever paid any attention to American politics? Voters are total tools - they have no brains at all. They vote for the guy they'd like to have a beer with. In 95% of presidents, they voted for the taller dude for Christ's sake. Between John Kerry and Monkey Bush, voters think Bush was the war hero. Voters in Carolina this year thought they were voting for Al Green, the Gospel singer. Bush won primaries in 2000 because voters thought they were voting for his dad. Bush "won" Florida because the Jews there "voted" for goddamn Pat Buchanan. One fourth of America thinks you are a MUSLIM FROM KENYA and you claim voters are smart? Are you f-ing kidding me?? How can such a smart man be this naive? Send e-mail to Bart Send e-mail to Bart Stickers!
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