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Wednesday, Sept 15, 2010 Vol 2580 - Climate zombies
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"President Obama will deliver his Back-to-School Speech on Tuesday, September 14. As we did last year, it will be an individual choice of every teacher as to whether or not to show the speech, and students may opt out of seeing and listening to the speech while others may opt in. If you do not want your child(ren) to view the President’s speech please notify your child(ren)’s school(s) before Tuesday morning." -- Posting on the Smoky Hill High school webpage Link "Pure garbage and typical of what is taking place at many schools across the country. Did they give parents the same sort of warning when Bush or Reagan gave their Back-to-School speeches? No they didn’t because there was no concerted effort to delegitimize their presidencies in the manner that is being done with Obama's. The plan since day one has been to view Obama as an outsider who somehow conned his way into the White House." -- Mario Piperni, Link Mario Piperni has a better grasp on things then the White House or the DNC. I'm sure Obama laughs this off, but he can't see fire when his house is burning. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now for the last days of our low, introductory pricing. We come to you! Send
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Subject: Why Dems are wimps Bart, there is a reason why Democrats are wimps. The difference between Repugnicans and Democraps is to be found in the difference between the way they raise their kids. First, Repugnicans are authoritarian, which means that they were raised to fear and respect authority over their own ideas. Democraps are nurturers who raise their children to ask questions and challenge authority. It’s much easier to be an authoritarian. You just cringe and do as you are told when daddy whips yer ass. To be a nurturing person, however, involves careful consideration of the other’s emotions. Authoritarians are rigid thinkers, which, by the way, is one of the first signs of Alzheimer’s disease. Nurturers work hard to learn new things, question authority, and embrace multiple points of view. Authoritarians lose when they embrace the wild ravings of their daddy figures, and go boldly into a ditch. Nurturers lose when they just can’t make up their minds. Nelson Send e-mail to Bart http://www.thefenceoutreach.com NFL Knockout Pool Pick 1 team a week, you can never pick that team again for the rest of the year, so you take the Colts week 1, you can't use them again the rest of the year. E-mail me your pick before your game starts. Mike The Dealer Send e-mail to Bart Dawn of the brain-dead Senate GOP climate zombies deny science Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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"At a time when this nation has a $13 trillion national debt and a widening gap between the very rich and everyone else, the dumbest thing we could possibly do is to provide hundreds of billions of dollars in tax breaks to some of the wealthiest people in America. It is an outrage that the Republican leader in the Senate has pledged to filibuster legislation that would provide tax relief to 98 percent of American workers and their families." -- Bernie Sanders, Link So make them pay for that! Obama should give a speech with a giant video screen behind him. "I tried to give you a tax cut, but this millionaire stopped it in the Senate." "I tried to give you a tax cut, but this millionaire stopped it in the House." "I tried to give America a tax cut, but the GOP says YOU don't deserve lower taxes." But Obama seems to not want to ruffle any feathers so he appears weak and helpless. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Hiroshima Starbucks Bart, Muslims should tear down the Mosque near Ground Zero after Americans tear down the Starbucks at Hiroshima. The Wiseguy Hmm, you'd think Hiroshima would consider their ground zero "sacred" but the insensitive Americans need to make a profit everywhere. Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
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"I want people like Trent Lott to be shut down. Trent Lott said these tea party people are a danger to us and we've got to shut them down. If they come in, we've got to coopt them. Those people like Trent Lott think they have a lock on power..." -- Glenn Beck, going after the GOP establishment, Link Go Glenn Beck! Start telling Trent Lott lies like you tell Obama lies. Get your chalkboard out and paint a Hitler mustache on Trent Lott! Send e-mail to Bart Karl Rove paragraph Link GOP derailed by Teabaggers? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Candy wars Hey Bart, I recently read a book about American candy companies. In short, Milton Hershey was a nice fellow who took care of his employees and whose company became a public company. Milton was a manufacturing genius who invented powdered milk so that he could invent milk chocolate. Mars was built by Frank Mars, a vicious asshole who was a great marketer and who willed Mars to his vicious asshole kids, who still own it. And then in the 1980s, St. Ronald of Sacramento told Big Business that He wasn't going to enforce those pesky antitrust laws and Mars went on a buying spree, purchasing and closing little candy companies across America. Hershey was forced to compete, but tended to merge operations instead of shutting them down. And most "foreign" chocolate (Cadbury, Lindt) are made by either Hershey or Mars under a license. So if you want commercial chocolate, you either pick Hershey or you pick Mars. After reading the book, I will only buy Hershey. Surely even darkest Oklahoma has a good chocolate shop by now. Good chocolate is expensive, but a little bit goes a long way. Best regards, HWD I've found the best chocolates are at South's Finest Chocolate The Milk Chocolate isn't listed, you have to ask for it. It's the Chinaco Anejo of milk chocolate - Mmmmm, good! Subject: Check the Label for
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For M&Ms and Mars candy, there’s usually a 10 digit code of numbers and letters, but you only need to worry about the first three. The first number is the last number in the year (8 means 2008, 7 means 2007, etc) and the next two numbers stand for the week of the year (so, a number like 804 would be the fourth week of 2008: February 2008). But why do we need to know the code to determine freshness? Clearly, they're trying to hide the truth from their customers. Fuck you, Mars Candy. Send e-mail to Bart We're on Twitter Look for bartcop Note: If you sign up,
Quotes "Bill Clinton was probably the best Republican president the country ever had if you look at the policies that he passed." -- Rachel Maddow, calling our only recent double winner the enemy, Link "You can debate the "Clinton was the best Republican president we've ever had" comment all you want, but the truth is Bill Clinton was the best president - PERIOD - this country has had in my lifetime, and I really wish we could have voted for him again." -- tnpir, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: S.C. Report Hey Bart, Here's today's Greenville News' cartoon about Alvin Greene, YIn other SC News, it's interesting to note that Nikki Haley (R-Muslim) is not garnering much support (yard signs, bumper stickers, etc) even in the rich Greenville neighborhoods that usually always display their Repug candidates with pride. Recent news stories have documented her incompetence and illegal bookkeeping and accounting practices when she worked for her families business, and she has lots of ties to Sanford who doesn't have ANY support. Add to that the fact that the Democratic nominee is sharp, well-spoken and QUALIFIED and SC might just turn blue this November. I'll believe it when I see it, though we have had 1 since I moved here in 1981. Bob in SC Send e-mail to Bart Send e-mail to Bart Stickers!
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