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"Gays are the most powerful beings to ever walk the Earth;
by simply existing they can destroy the marriages of people they never met,
they can destroy the morale of the world's only military super-power,
they're so powerful, ...they can destroy civilization, itself."
-- I read this, can't remember where
Maybe we should be nice to these gays.
Jeez, if they were to get angry with us...
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Subject: O'Donnell takes Palin's position as Tea Party Leader?
I think Christine O'Donnell is taking the place of Sarah Palin as leader of the Tea Party
offering a new and even more conservative voice. While Palin is against abortion even in
cases of rape and incest, O'Donnell is so anti-sexual that she won't even touch herself.
Although Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska so that she can become an ordinary nobody,
O'Donnell has been a nobody all her life. And while Palin opposes stem cell research because
saving lives through medical research is immoral, O'Donnell has exposed these scientists as having
already created human-animal hybrids, mice with fully functioning human brains!
In a party where stupid is the new smart what has Palin done lately? She's running around
overthrowing Republican candidates while no one is keeping an eye on Russian leader Putin
from her front porch in Alaska. While over here on the right coast O'Donnell gave up witchcraft
and ending dates on satanic altars. In a party that will believe anything no matter how crazy it is,
the winner is who has the craziest story to tell. O'Donnell is making Palin look like a liberal hippie chick.
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NFL Knockout Pool
Pick 1 team a week, you can never pick that team again for the rest of the year.
People who mailed in picks for this week- 19
People who picked wrong this week- 5
Total left in pool- 14
14 left in the pool are
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Mike The Dealer
Jim F.
Craig
Paul M.
Tom M.
Marty
Kevin
Daniel S.
BT
Ofarrer
Tony K.
DT
John P.
Gerry S.
I am taking the Patriots over the Bills this week.
E-mail me your pick before your game starts. Mike The Dealer
I'm going with Baltimore this week.
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Obama accepts HC blame
What the hell was he thinking?
Link
Sometimes I read a story and it makes me so fucking mad I start typing at 90MPH and
what comes out is what I'm feeling at that moment. I assume most people don't write that way.
So then it depends on what kind of day I'm having.
If I'm behind, which is often, whatever got written becomes the official record.
If I get caught up, I might go back and re-visit the piece and sometimes I'm surprised what I read.
This is one of those pieces.
It was written minutes after I hit "Send" on yesterday's page, so don't think this is me on vodka.
I remember giving Obama a hard time but that's what I was feeling at the moment.
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new stuff every day
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fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
"I saw that Jack Cafferty on CNN asked why Palin and O'Donnell get so much attention.
Tits and hair, Jack. Tits and hair. (Sexist? Sure. But would anyone give a fuck if they were fat dudes?)
-- The Rude Pundit on Facebook, Link
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Subject: Rachel
Hey Bart,
I love Rachel Maddow and have been enjoying her since "Unfiltered" on Air America.
My guess is that she falls into the camp of gay & lesbian people who absolutely cannot
forgive Bill Clinton for Don't Ask, Don't Tell. My wife and I have gay friends who are
of this same mindset.
I can understand to a degree. DADT is a terrible policy.
Does Bill Clinton deserve some of the blame?
Yes. But not all, not by a long shot.
He promised on the campaign trail to improve things for LGBT citizens.
Once elected he came out fast to fulfill that promise.
Think about the cajones you have to have to make that your first big push in your first term!
Obama has pussyfooted around everything for almost 2 years. Big Dog comes out and puts it
all on the line for the LGBT community. It was the Republicans and a bunch of spineless Dems
who freaked out and refused to do something so "radical" as giving these citizens full rights.
He came away from that fight with a terrible policy and a giant knife in the back.
When our LGBT friends are focusing their justifiable anger, they need to remember
it was Bill Clinton and ONLY Bill Clinton who actually TRIED.
Tony the Razorback
I remember different, but I was hardly paying attention to LGBT stuff 20 years ago.
Pre-Clinton, wasn't the military 100% openly hostile to gays?
Didn't Clinton turn that into a neutral situation?
Seems to me that's a cosmic shift that deserves recognition.
I get that gays want everything and they want it right f-ing now, but there's room for
some common sanse to fit in there, right? They expected Clinton to change the minds
of hundreds of millions of gay haters overnight? Many of them Democrats?
Plus, didn't Clinton try to fix this on Day One?
But that racist, homophobic monster Sam Nunn (D!) said "Over my dead body!"
So Clinton's choices were to gamble his entire presidency his first week
or seek some kind of compromise that would keep him in power to do good stuff.
Rosie had the same problem - hated Bill Clinton's fucking guts.
Clinton wasn't impeached for having a girlfriend - they were ALWAYS going to impeach him,
He was impeached for his treating gays and Blacks as EQUALS and the GOP hated him for that.
How it is cool to attack Clinton for delivering half-the-loaf?
Clinton took punches, stabs and bullets for helping the Blacks and the gays
and in the end both groups turned on him BIG-time. I think that's sad.
If I got my facts wrong, write & straighten me out, but I lose patience
with people like Rosie who watched Clinton get strung up for trying to help her
and THEN she hated his f-ing guts.
Cheeses, Democrats are so gracious with their thanks.
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Try some cocaine drops..
If they don't work,
try Bayer's Heroin pills.
Quotes
"When I hear Democrats griping and groaning and saying, 'Well, you know, the health care plan
didn’t have a public option;' and I don't know, 'The financial reform -- there was a provision here
that I think we should have gotten better'; I say, folks, wake up. This is not some academic exercise."
-- Obama, barking at his base for unknown reasons, Link
Sir, I think you have it wrong.
The failure here does NOT belong to the people who voted for you.
Face the facts or not, you're down 25% in general but maybe 50% with Independents.
You have lost them and they are gone. They have turned their backs on you.
Things might've been different had you chosen to come to work
back when they were considering leaving you, but that didn't happen.
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Subject: make your pet famous
Hello my name is Volodya! I was adopted 2 years ago....
Bart, I was named from a character from one of the saddest movies ever called Lilja 4-Ever
directed by Lucas Mooodysson and Alexandra Dahlstrom about a very realistic view of the
European slave trade and how girls can get lured into it by evil people.
Volodya was a sweet boy in a very difficult situation who became an angel in the end....
Besides, Russian dogs should have Russian names!!!
Keep up the great work.
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Quotes
"We can absorb a terrorist attack. We’ll do everything we can to prevent it,
but even a 9/11, even the biggest attack ever...We absorbed it and we are stronger."
-- Obama, saying America would survive as terrorist attack, Link
...but that crazy bitch Liz Cheney disagrees.
"This comment suggests an alarming fatalism on the part of President Obama and
his administration. Once again the President seems either unwilling or unable to do
what it takes to keep this nation safe. The President owes the American people an explanation."
-- that crazy bitch Liz Cheney, Link
Hey, Crazy Bitch:
Obama
stated a fact. You don't like when the president states facts? I
kinda do.Where do you see "alarming
fatalism?" We all wish your Dad had more 'alarming
fatalism' when he read that PDM that said, "Osama on the way," but he chose to ignore that and thousands died.
No matter what you claim, Obama HAS kept
America safe - too bad your Dad can't say the same.Your Dad's so fucked, he got more Americans killed (5,000) than Osama (2900).
Obama does NOT owe us an explanation - he
owes us our safety and he's delivered on that.Too bad your Daddy wasn't able to do as good a job as "the excitable Kenyan."
Go fuck yourself.Send e-mail to Bart
My Volcano
I want to talk more about The Volcano next week, but I was wondering...
Has anyone out there had a bad experience with their volcano?
I would like to hear from you.
I'd also like to hear from non-volano vaporizer users.
I got a Vapor Brothers in 2005, it worked, kinda...
But never them them tell you they're all the same.
I gotta tell you, it's changed my life.
I no longer smoke, I just breathe with the flowers
and the results are better than your wildest dreams.
Waaaaaaaay different sparks go off inside you're head.
The vapor delivers so much more efficiently than burn fumes.
If you're thinking about buying a volcano, hang on a little while longer.
I'm trying to become an affiliate but they're dragging their feet.
You'd think people would want to make money in these hard times.
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Quotes
"I think this would be a tough time for Ronald Reagan and Jack Kemp. They were optimists
that believe in America. Right now, unfortunately, conservatism is being presented with a
voice of snarling rather than a face of smiling, and it really doesn't fit America."
-- Rep. Bob Inglis (R-S.C.),, Link
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Joe Miller admits his guilt
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Subject: Oh, those Dems
Bart,
It's pretty obvious that Democrats care as much about DADT as they do about
protecting women's right to make their own health care choices. Not Much.
How many times do we have to go through these motions, with the end result being
the Dems retreating again in failure, with some of their "own" even turning on them?
I guess they don't know the saying "perception is everything"
and they are continually perceived as WEAK.
What will it take for Democrats to get aggressive in explaining what
the GOP/Tea party will do if they reclaim Congress??
Why, oh why, was so much time wasted on bipartisanship and reaching across the aisle crap?
Why did Obama cling to that for so long?
I'm not the first to say this but god, do I miss Clinton.
He had the leadership skills we so desperately need these days.
Mary Lou
I wish we had a president who was willing to learn new things - like how to fight back.
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Subject: power is not a toy
Bart: One of the best political lines ever spoken in a movie comes from "the Best Man" written by
Gore Vidal 1964 with Henry Fonda and Cliff Robertson.Two presidential candidates at an LA convention
are fighting for nomination. the ex- prez says to Fonda (the liberal) something like...
"Power is not a TOY we give to good children...it's a WEAPON.
And the strong man takes it and uses it to defeat his enemy."
Can someone send that message to the Leader of the Free World?
thanks Dave Ratz
They didn't listen when I was the only one saying it
and now they're not listening to everyone who's saying it.
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Quotes
"Bristol Palin performed a cha-cha on “Dancing With the Stars.” She received a score
of 18 out of 30 points. Which is about the same as her mom did in the debates."
-- Letterman
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Cali ready for legal Herb?
Latest polls shows Yes is ahead 47-38
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, last issue's mystery city is Florence, Italy. Fountain Of Neptune At The Piazza Della Signoria.
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Detroit 1-8-7 on ABC is where it's at.
I saw the first episode last night and BAM, I knew we had
greatness INSIDE the first minute of the premier.
There's a scene with Michael Imperioli where he looks at his first-day rookie cop
partner who yammering on like Dr laura at a White Pride rally and gives him a look
that said everything and I knew we were neck-deep in serious quality TV.
For that one scene to work, you had to have a mas gravitas lead actor,
the director had to catch the shot, the lighting had to be right (moving car at night)
and even tho the scene had no words, I give the writers credit for creating a character
whose personality speaks volumes even before he speaks his furst line.
They might repeat that Saturday - got 60 seconds?
After a few stinkers, it's nice to see the quality rise to the top.
Survivor
I can't wait to read Mike's report.
It's only week two, and already SIX people have shows signs of mental illness.
I don't man to celebrate mental instability but that game puts your head in a vise like
Joe Pescie in Casino and it keeps turning and keeps turning and keeps turning.
Mrs. Bart's theory is the economy has sent some not-ready people into that game.
Think of that: "I need to win Survivor to keep my family home!"
CBS, there's game show for you:
Put twenty famlies on a deserted island, let them claw at each other for 16 weeks
and when it's over, the last family standing gets to keep their damn house.
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