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Wednesday, Sept 22, 2010 Vol 2584 - Barbed chaps
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"Democratic subservience to the right-wing ...has been standard operating procedure during Harry Reid's tenure as majority (and minority) 'leader'." -- Oliver Willias, angry about Democratic cave-in 2,316 Link It would be wrong to root for Angle, right? I'd sure like to see the gutless dishrag retired. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now for the last days of our low, introductory pricing. We come to you! Send
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Subject: Confusion over Tea Party position on sex I'm confused about where the new tea Party stands on sexual issues. On one hand Tea Party-backed Republican candidate for Governor of New York, Carl Paladino, sent a pornographic email with a video of a woman having sex with a horse. On the other hand, Christine O'Donnell, has taken the opposite position. She believes that masturbation is adultery and she is against stem cell research because "American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals". So on one hand Carl is distributing porn so that his friends can masturbate to women having sex with horses, which also raises the question of what his position is on cross breeding between humans and animals. On the other hand Christine believes masturbation is wrong especially when a horse is trying to crossbreed with a human woman. So as a voter. I don't understand what the Tea Party is for or against. I also don't understand why the Tea Party Republicans are obsessed with sexual perversion. Whatever the Tea Party stands for the Republican voters seem to like these two candidates so much that both won their elections last Tuesday against more traditional Republicans who seem to be losing to these nutcases. I don't understand these Republicans but I can tell you that I wouldn't let them anywhere near my pets or farm animals and I sure wouldn't elect them to public office. I think I'd rather focus on who is going to reverse the damage done to America by the Bush administration and what their plan is to create jobs.Lib Marc Perkel Http://marc.perkel.com Founder of the Church of Reality Reality changed my life. It can change your life too.! NFL Knockout Pool Pick 1 team a week, you can never pick that team again for the rest of the year. People who mailed in picks for this week- 19 People who picked wrong this week- 5 Total left in pool- 14 14 left in the pool are Bartcop Mike The Dealer Jim F. Craig Paul M. Tom M. Marty Kevin Daniel S. BT Ofarrer Tony K. DT John P. Gerry S. I am taking the Patriots over the Bills this week. E-mail me your pick before your game starts. Mike The Dealer Send e-mail to Bart O'Donnell is toxic and hurting GOP Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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"Voters know that future generations will be saddled with paying back the trillions in debt that the Obama administration and Congress are running up with so little positive result." -- Haley Barbour, on why we need to borrow more trillions of dollars from China so the super-rich can have even more money they could never spend, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Rachel Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Boys will be boys." -- woman-beater John Fund, mocking Christine O'Donnell's sexual harrassment suit, Link I was arrested for beating up my girlfridend. You know any woman I could beat? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Osama's orders This was in the NYTimes in 2003 ...and, of course, Bush did exactly what Osama wanted. Thanks to Carol R Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
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Subject: Hitchens and prayers Bart -- Those religionists praying for Christopher Hitchens are demonstrating one of the greatest paradoxes contained within their belief system -- that on the one hand god is omniscient and omnipotent, but that on the other hand they know better than god and by harassing him long enough they can get him to change his mind and do what they want him to do, rather than what he's apparently been doing -- or not doing -- on his own volition. Hilarious! Jack in Salem, Oregon Jack, good point. By praying for Hitchens, the devout are saying, "Please God, don't murder our friend," like you would beg a kidnapper on the phone not to murder your little girl. Look for bartcop Note: If you sign up,
Quotes "It's thrilling for me to hear 'Crazy O'Donnell talks about witchcraft' and it's not me. So keep going, Christine." -- Rosie O'Donnell on the Mike Mallow Show, Link Send e-mail to Bart
Send e-mail to Bart Send e-mail to Bart Subject: O'Donnell and mouse brains O'Donnell has very clearly, for a very long time, been entirely occupied with magic and magical thinking, whether it is witchcraft or satanism or christianity, she believes everything operates in accordance with highly fluid rules of magic rather than, for instance, the rules of physics. Is that someone you want running a legislative office in Washington? Wouldn't you rather have someone more grounded and down to earth? Someone who understands that praying for a magical answer to whether or not to tell the gestapo that Anne Frank is hiding in your attic is less likely to produce a positive result than just saying, "No, she isn't"? DBK Stickers!
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Subject: Obama, above the fray Bart, I agree with the sentiment I'm reading in your blog. Obama is too busy as President staying "above the fray" in some sort of attempt to act "presidential". What we need is for him to be right in the middle of the fray, like Kennedy or Johnson, swinging a big club, bashing in some right wing heads, stating the facts. It's not gonna happen. He's too intellectual and not enough of a brass knuckles fighter, and the repugs know this. The unfortunate thing is, it appears that a growing percentage (and I hope not a majority) are stupid enough to think that change for the sake of change will make things better in this country. It won't. Idiotic change will only make things worse. My pessimistic side says our country is fucked. I'm afraid voters will vote just for "change" regardless of what that means. Change can damn sure be worse than what we have today, but try to tell that to these "morans" who are going to be voting. I hope I am wrong. Bluedeer71 Send e-mail to Bart Quotes
"Sarah Palin warned Christine O'Donnell that the national media is seeking her destruction. That is ridiculous. If the media wanted to destroy her, they would just douse her with water." -- Shecky Ferguson Link Subject: Accuracy Bart -- As a supporter and ardent fan of your work, I've been bothered in recent weeks to see you making what seem to be knee-jerk criticisms of other people's comments, without, apparently, taking the time to think through what it is that you're criticizing. True, if I published weekly, like most columnists, you would get better columns. Today's criticism of Brian Williams' comment is a good example. First, Williams obviously was pointing out that the people of Pennsylvania do not want someone telling them that the recession is over, when their jobs are gone and are never coming back. Perhaps Williams was being a bit more subtle than he might have been, but his comment makes perfect sense. Not to me. I thought it was LOL funny. You are risking your own credibility by buying into, and repeating, the fiction that the "recession is over." We're not debating that. Bonehead Brian Willkiams said "This recession is over is the last thing they want to hear." I say a professional wordsmith like Williams ought to have a fucking clue about what's coming out of his mouth. If you disagree with that statement, you're wrong. I can give you a list of the honest, proven accurate economic forecasters, and their web sites, so that you can see for yourself. (withheld) I'm not in the recesssion-defining business. I'm in the mocking-the-boneheads-the-Bush-bastards-send-out-to-lie-to-us ...and business is boomin. Send e-mail to Bart New Titanic Secrets Revealed Criminally stupid or just criminal? Link Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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