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Tuesday, Sept 21, 2010 Vol 2583 - Coolie
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the locals something they DID NOT want to hear: 'The recession is over.' "
-- Brian Williams' opening sentence, last night's NBC News (Heard it myself)
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Subject: She didn't join a Coven!
The Liberal elitists intellectuals are trying to make a "big deal" over the Bill Maher interview of
Christine O'Donnell practicing witchcraft. She just dabbled into witchcraft. She never joined a coven!
You see as they say, the Devil is in the details. "One of her fist dates", she says, "was on a satanic alter."
She went to a movie and then "had a little midnight picnic on a satanic alter." But you can't blame her.
Can't we all just admit that all of us at one time or the other have taken a girl to the movies and ended up
at the end of the evening having a little midnight picnic on a satanic alter? It's high school! It just happens!
There was just a little blood there, and she didn't join a coven so it does count.
But that's not who she is now. Now she's fighting to stop scientists from using stem cells to create human-mouse
hybrids. "They are doing that here in the United States.", O'Donnell says. "American scientific companies are
cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains."
Besides, we all know what happens on a satanic alter stays on a satanic alter. That shouldn't
make a difference when electing her as United States Senator so she can stop the mice with
human brains from taking over the Republican Party!
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"After the 1994 election, Gingrich said Hillary and I were the enemy of normal Americans.
Every time something bad happened, he blamed it on the 1960s culture. Even one woman
who drowned her children and it turned out she'd been abused by her stepfather who was
a local right-wing Republican leader, he said, "Nonetheless, they were infected by all those
Democratic bad things. So that's just what he does when he's running..."
-- Big Dog, slapping Gingrich with his firehose, Link
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Obama's bad day Quotes
"I’m exhausted of defending you, defending your administration, defending the mantle of change
that I voted for. I’ve been told that I voted for a man who was going to change things in a
meaningful way for the middle class and I’m waiting sir, I’m waiting. I still don’t feel it yet.”
-- an African-American woman who's a mother and a military veteran, Link
“I was really inspired by you and your campaign and the message you brought,
and that inspiration is dying away. Is the American dream dead for me?”
-- A 30-year-old law school graduate, Link
"You’re losing the war of sound bites. You’re losing the media cycles.”
-- small-business owner in Pennsylvania, Link
Last August, I started screaming. "Wake up! The house is on fire!
When are you going to come to work?"
This is what I was talking about.
While Obama was smiling and waving and giving speeches and cutting ribbons for boy scouts,
we desperately needed a wartime president to take action against the racist bullshit we saw.
Now, a light-year later, Obama is all "overwhelmed" at what's going on, but all he had to do
was listen to everybody screaming at him to wake the hell up and join the fight.
Can he join the fight 13 months late and still have a chance?
I guess we'll find out in 6 weeks, but whatever happens, it would've been so much easier
to put out the fire last August, right after Mrs O'Leary's cow tipped over the lantern.
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Subject: O'Donnell's dabbling
Hi, Bart
Christine O'Donnell's witch statement struck me as odd, the person she is, but particularly this portion:
"One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it."
Witch is female and a male believer is called a Warlock.
Is she admitting a gay experience?
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Subject: Rachel
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I just think she needs to looks for topics somewhere else than 2008.
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"We know that those 9-11 passengers went to the back of the plane. Being good Americans,
they started a debate. "Well," some of them said, "we need to get back to our seats. You don't
fight hijackers. The plane will land. And then there will be negotiations. We'll get out of here."
Other people said, "No, no, the country is under attack. We've got to fight." So somebody said,
"Let's vote." That's what we're going to do in 45 days, right? We're going to vote. If you get up
that morning and you're tired, you're sick, it's raining -- remember these Americans on the plane.
They voted to fight back."
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Worst. House. Ever.
I can't remember the last time I was this insulted.
Last's night's House was pure shit - 100% pure.
There was no drama. There was no comedy. There was no plot.
It was House and Cuddy acting like teenagers in bed.
If the next House is this bad, I doubt I'll ever watch again.
We can get that shit 10 times a day on the afternoon soaps,
with younger and better-looking actors.
I know actors get major wood when they get to do something new.
If you always wear a red shirt, changing to a blue shirt is a BIG thrill for them,
but what about those of us who gave up something else to watch your self-indulgent crap?
The Event
More crap from the Lost school of "What does that mean?"
Possibly the biggest problem in TV today is everyone thinks they're Tarantino.
They start to tell a story then they say, "Wait, let's go back a few days..."
I have an idea - why don't you write a story and then tell the son of a bitch?
They showed some scenes that made no sense, then said, "Nine minutes previously..."
Then they show a scene that made no sense, and then say, "Two hours previously..."
Then they show a scene that made no sense, and then say, "Eight hours previously..."
Then they show a scene that made no sense, and then say, "Three weeks previously..."
Then they show a scene that made no sense, and then say, "Six months previously..."
How we supposed to follow a story that's being told backwards?
First, Jason Ritter shoots up a passenger jet in-flight, then he's playing on a beach.
Now he's getting ready to go to high school, not he's back on the plane
and then he's back on the beach, now he's nine years old playing with a turtle.
Fuck it - I'm gone for sure on this bullshit. I'll tell you how the series ends, in 2014:
In the series finale, they reveal that Jason was shot in the opening minutes of the premier
and all the years you're been watching were his dead ass bleeding out - fade to black.
There, I just saved you 150 hours on a never-ending merry-go-round handjob.
Hawaii Five-0
People are weird - they're so easily to manipulate.
They're calling this the "sure-fire hit of the season," but what's funny is,
it wouldn't be a hit if it was called Honolulu Detectives.
Then it would just be a poorly-written, beautifully-photographed cop show.
But add that famous title and that already-sick-of-it song and BOOM!
People line up, millions at a time, just to get a glimpse.
And with all the tens of millions of dollars at stake,
why didn't CBS get a lead actor who could deliver?
I never realized how f-ing awful Alex O'Loughlin is.
Boardwalk
I didn't hate it, but I also didn't get it.
Let's see, we have a high-dollar HBO project about mobsters, sounds sood so far,
now add Steve Buscemi and Martin Scorcese - you gotta have a winner, right?
It wasn't terrible, I just kept waiting for the good part to come
then after 75 minutes, they said "Thanks for watching."
Clue me in - what am I missing?
Did you like it?
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They left last season with one of the biggest messes in cliffhanger history.
The plot had more holes than Gov. Sanford's Appalachian Trail story.
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Bart, that shirtless hunk of Republican nut!!!
Looks like Clint Eastwood is phoning Ma to tell her he just got a big
acting job in "Revenge of The Creature from The Black Lagoon."
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I don't know Clint's politics.
I'm guessing he'd be a fiscal conservative, not a teabagger.
From Wikipedia:
Upon the election of Barack Obama, Eastwood stated "Obama is my president now
and I am going to be wishing him the very best because it is what is best for all of us." Link
I think that makes him a "good" Republican.
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Subject: O'Donnell
The GOP is for extra-marital sex (Newt) but against masturbation (Christine)?
Did I miss a page?
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Newt, Rudy and the Pigboy have TEN WIVES between them.
Who are they to lecture anyone about any-f-ing-thing?
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