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Black Tues-Wed, Nov 16-17, 2010 Vol 2611 - Invidious
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"I neglected some things that matter a lot to people, and rightly so: maintaining a bipartisan tone in Washington. I'm going to redouble my efforts to go back to some of those first principles." -- Obama, apologizing for fighting too vigorously for progressivism, Link He still doesn't get it - he doesn't have the slightest clue. Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
the day, Quotes "Sometimes you should be judged by the decisions you don't make - in other words the decision to leave Saddam in power." -- Der Monkey, saying his dad was a fool to leave Saddam in power, Link Hey SFB, your daddy didn't get 4,500 soldiers killed for no reason. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Can we talk? Our computer repair business started out slow, then it really started to take off. We've made over 50 people happy - but now business has fallen back to almost nothing. Have we fixed every broken computer in the world? :) I'm going to lose my tech if he's not making any money. I know what'll happen, as soon as I lose him I'll get a flood of requests, "I need your tech!" Sign up now! We come to you! Quotes "This is something we will take a look at." -- Harry Reid, offering to borrow billionos of dollars for multiple years to give the super-rich the tax breaks the minority says they deserve, Link "We deliver whatever the Republicans want!" Send e-mail to Bart Westboro's Okie Problem You can't pull that shit in Oklahoma Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes
"We haven't talked. He's a little sore." -- Bill Richardson, saying the Big Dog is still pissed at him for backing Obama over Hillary, Link Yes, Bill. Once you've been labled "Judas," it's hard to get people to talk to you. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: SW free flights BartCop Good luck getting a date you like to a destination you're interested in. The Frequent Flyer programs are an insult to the participants. Will in Olympia, WA You mean all those trips we've taken weren't real? Darn it - they felt real. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Go Bill Maher!!
Bart, loved the Maher vs. Stewart rant! You musta been lit up from all the shots of Chinaco. I especially loved the quote "We have a center-right party and a crazy party." It reminded me of an old Ted Rall cartoon, so I dug it up and sent it your way: -JVogs Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
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Your shirt will look better - this is Bart's photoshopping skills :) Just $23 Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Or send a check to bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Black only, add $2 for larger than XX size Subject: Bill Maher Hay Bart, did you notice on Bill Maher's show Friday night, Michael Moore referred to Obama as a "pink tutu" Democrat. Sounds like Mike gave you a little shout out. Bryant Subject: Bill Maher Bart, on Bill Maher, Friday night Moore tells Obama that it is time to take off the pink tutu. Never heard that before except on your site. Maher also went on to say if the Dems would just list the facts they could actually win. Maybe everyone is reading Bartcop. Or at least they should!! Tom Send e-mail to Bart Weird Picture of the Day Link Subject: those Bush tax cuts Bart, it seems nobody is mentioning that the reason the Bush Tax Cuts have a sunset is that Repugs used reconciliation to push it past the senate with a simple majority 10 years ago. Yes, that evil parliamentary maneuver that the Repugs were so against during health care debate!! Kent Too bad our Democrats can't figure those things out. And why don't they say, "We want to return taxes to the Reagan level?" Who's going to call Saint Reagan a tax-raising commie pinko? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Bush’s memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles." -- Craig Ferguson, Send e-mail to Bart Devil calls sick Cheney home "It's time, my son," says Cheney Sr. "Baramba is a fag darkie Muslin..." Link Send e-mail to Bart Firedoglake endorses Bartcop Tax Plan FDL's Plan Bart's Plan Thanks to Eric X Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Wildlife Picture of the Day Link What's wrong with A&E? I've been fast-forwarding thru The Sopranos. It's fun because you can FF thru all of AJ's problems at school, and Meadow's boyfriend problems and Carmella's menopause problems and get right to the mob hits and Paulie-isms. But f-ing A&E isn't running the shows in order! Last week, Tony strangles Ralphie in the kitchen. This week he makes him a captain. Last week, Meadow got drunk at Carmine's funeral. This week, Carmine tells Tony, "The Don doesn't wear shorts in public." We expected this crap behavior back when local TV stations were getting Three Stooges episodes in a can, and forwarding them to their sister station. But in 2010, why is a satellite-driven outfit like A&E bungling so badly? Should we just accept the fact that this entire counrty is run by morons? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Sarah Palin has a new reality show. Really? Did we run out of Kardashians? Palin takes viewers all around Alaska, and shows them where she water-boarded Levi Johnston." -- Letterman Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Republicans the opposite of Robin Hood TWe live in a country where we take money away from the old and the sick to fund tax breaks for the super rich. Robin Hood must be spinning in his grave. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Click to Order “Mike Palecek reminds me of Socrates the gadfly who asked unwelcome questions, Diogenes with his lantern looking in vain for an honest man, Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent family to share their meal, Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds me of many Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest of their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are brought by storks and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly because no leader, preacher, guru, or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock is ticking close to twelve.”— David Ray, American poet, author of “The Endless Search” and “The Death of Sardanapalus and Other Poems of the Iraq Wars”
Pat Boone selling tube steaks - seriously Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: computer repairs Hey Bart, I do have a computer problem. Unfortunatley, I'm currently on dial up (thanks Mr. Bush)...can your guy help me without broadband? I will ask him. Also, a suggestion. How about the ability to ask your tech operating system questions, wireless set up, etc. and pay for the answers? I can't speak for everyone, but I personally have a lot more OS and general how-to questions than repair needs. Just a thought, Keith in Louisville Maybe you have something there - maybe people could ask him $10 questions. I'll ask him that, too. Send e-mail to Bart Amazing new book says when Prescott Bush (The drunk!) went to Germany to help Adolph with his finances, Joe Kennedy went with him! Book says Kennedys and Bushes bet on both sides of the war. That's how the super-rich stay super-rich! Click to Order or More Info Guess the City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is Waterford Ireland, home of the famous crystal. Vince Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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