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Black Thurs-Friday, Nov 18-19, 2010 Vol 2612 - Fantasy advances
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"It's the maverick way -- spend a year studying whether soldiers deserve full civil rights, and a half an hour deciding who will be your presidential running mate." -- Jon Stewart, on McCain's decision-making process, or lack therof, Link Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin for president in 2012?
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We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Our computer repair business started out slow, then it really started to take off. We've made over 50 people happy - but now business has fallen back to almost nothing. Have we fixed every broken computer in the world? :) I'm going to lose my tech if he's not making any money. I know what'll happen, as soon as I lose him I'll get a flood of requests, "I need your tech!" Sign up now! We come to you! Quotes "Tre, STFU. Your such a faggot. Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I’ve seen pictures of, your disgusting … My sister had a kid and is still hot." -- Willow Palin tweet, taught by her mother to hate "faggots." Link "Kids are off limits." -- Jon Stewart, on the Willow Palin tweets, Maybe Jon was being sarcastic and I was drinking, but really? I'm all for laying off the kids, but if Palin's 16 year old is screaming "faggot" as a personal putdown, would that not reflect on her being brought up in a racist/homophobic home with Saint Sarah in charge? I remember that time Al Gore's boy got a speeding ticket. The GOP, with G. Gordon Liddy leading the parade, said it was proof Al Gore was unfit to be a parent or president of the US. And since Gore failed to make them eat charges like that, he's lost in history's dustbin. If you or your candidate finds yourself a victim of an unjust GOP attack, send their bullshit crappola to me and I'll have you a comeback ad in 30 minutes or it's free. Send e-mail to Bart Murkowski wins in Alaska Pub Ho couldn't even deliver her home state? Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes
"Glad to see that Sarah Palin and her teabagging buddies' pick for senator was refudiated by Alaskans. You have to believe that it was as much about Alaskans casting a vote against Sarah Half-Term Palin as it was a vote against Joe Miller. A month ago, Joe was measuring the new office drapes and now he’s getting ready to become the next big name on Dancing With The Stars. Love it." -- Mario Piperni, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Outsourcing
Am I the only one who remembers Obamas promise to end tax breaks for companies that move jobs outside of the US? Not only has it not happened, it was like the idea was forgotten altogether. Not so much of a mention of it since he took office. Every time I get a call or email from Chase bank I am reminded of that promise, those geniuses in India barely speak English, barely understand it, and their written English is so poor that emails are cut and pasted from form letters. Several friends from my days working the call centers for Sprint and Comcast are now out of work, and the customer satisfaction ratings for those companies is in the toilet. If you call Southwest Airlines, you get a polite, sometimes even charming, friendly, intelligent, English speaking American in Albuquerque, Chicago, Houston, Oklahoma City, Phoenix, or San Antonio. Look at SWA's customer satisfaction, and while you are at it, look at their stock performance. Wiseguy Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
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