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Black Wednesday, December 1, 2010 Vol 2617 - Spicy Canton

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Quote of the Day

"The Republicans are walking
   the President like a dog. And
   it pains me to say that."
         -- Ed Schultz, heard on MSNBC

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	Government is like Family
	Hammer to the Slammer
	World Laughs at Palin
	Bush Gloats Over Dan Rather
	Winning Losing the Class War
	Leslie Neilsen, comedy hero?
	Top model Alina Vacariu

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"I believe that if we stop talking at one another, and
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Hey Barack, are you going to reason with the dog on the left or the dog on the right?

How many times will you let them bite you before you stop sticking your hand thru the fence?

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Government is like Family
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"It's easy to argue that Obama's reelection glass is half full. His approval numbers are better
than Reagan's at the same time, his likability numbers are still good. On the glass-half-empty side,
I see no evidence from Obama himself or the people around him that he'll learn from his mistakes."
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Subject: I just don't believe them anymore

They say then need to cut Social Security to balance the budget, but they have enough money for tax cut for the rich.
They tell us we can't afford to extend unemployment but when the rich need bailed out there's trillions of dollars.
They say we need to cut medicare but we are fighting two useless wars and there's plenty of money for that.

I'm not sure if I'm more disgusted with the Republicans' position of grabbing everything for the rich
or the Democrats caving in on everything, even when they still control the Presidency and the Senate.

It's too bad that is a so called "Free Society" that there's no one representing the interest of the people.
Marc Perkel

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The Hammer to the Slammer
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"I'm nuts about breaking the law!"

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Bush Gloats Over Dan Rather
If only Rather had used his head... by Robert Parry

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Quotes

"There is no doubt that the GOP today is dominated by a half-term resignee
who helped her party blow an historic chance to retake the Senate. The party
of Palin is so far to the right it makes Newt look like Che Guevara."
-- Paul Begala, always good for a quote, Link

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Subject: The Wall in L.A.

Bart, I saw Roger waters and The Wall show last night for the second time.
I got to see it with Pink Floyd way back in 1980 in New York.

You lucky bastard!

The show now as then is amazing.
I would say that 80% of the show was the same as the first time around
(minus Gilmour, Wright & Mason of course) which goes to show just how
spectacular it was 30 years ago.

I don't know if you got to see the show but if you haven't, spare no expense.
Use your free SW miles, get some tickets and get to one of these shows.

He is doing it 4 more times in L.A. He's also playing the 13th and 14th in Anaheim.
If you want to come out I've got a room for you.
Talk to you soon
LA Rick, the Hollywood Liberal

We saw Roger and The Wall in St Louis in October - great show.
It was right up there with U2's last tour (severely high compliment).

Thanks for the invite - I'll check with the Boss.

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"I think the counting in Alaska has been done I'm not sure there's
anything that would change that. It should be time to move on."
-- some Rethug talking about Joe Miller in Alaska,

You will NOT believe who said that. Link

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World Laughs at Palin
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Winning Losing the Class War
Why don't the poor vote themselves a raise?

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Subject: Seen on Berkeley's Craig's List

BartCop is a liberal blogger who is very trenchant and very funny. He claims to have an I.Q. of 64,
but I don't believe it. However, if he keeps drinking that Chinaco Anejo he's so fond of, he may end up
having an I.Q. of 64 someday. Then he'll be about even with Sarah Palin, who thinks North Korea is our ally,
as she stated on Glenn Beck's show November 24. Link

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Subject: TSA

Bart,

The problem with the TSA's scans and searches isn't just that it's invasive, it's also not very useful.
The backscatter x-ray scan is pretty good, and a millimeter wave scan would be even better (although
it's more likely to show those areas people are complaining about). Still, all our technologies are based on
the last attack; there's no assumption that terrorists have enough of a brain to try something new.

Consider what has happened:

9/11/01 led to the TSA and more searching, and no wrapped Christmas presents
The shoe bomber led to taking off our shoes and being limited to three matches (come on, three is enough to light a fuse!)
The underwear bomber led to the new scanners

Yet, somehow, the laser toner bomber hasn't led to improved cargo scanning, and no one seems to want
chemical scanning to search for well-hidden explosives. (Do you think it would be difficult to make an
explosive with the consistency of silicone, as seen by the x-ray machine?)

Somehow, though, Israel seems to avoid terrorists on planes. They don't have a lot of weird scanning
technology, nor do they have intrusive searching. They have a few simple questions that everyone is asked,
taking significantly less time than the questions we are asked on checking in ("Please show me your government ID.
Is Tulsa your final destination? How many pieces of luggage are you checking?")

They claim a 100% success rate in picking who needs to be scanned with this...and so far
they haven't had any planes brought down by terrorists (at least, not since 1973).
Russ

But Israel does racial profiling, which America will not accept.

Plus Israel has what, 100-200 planes a day?
We have what, 10.000?

It seems the only logical alternative to scanning and pat-downs is bomb-sniffing dogs,
but where can we get 5,000 bomb-sniffing dogs ASAP - and do they sniff for everything? Doubtful.

Of everything we've seen thrown at Obama, this TSA business has the best chance of taking him down.
All it takes is one snippet of video that FOX can pound and pound on.

I hate to see so many Dems screaming "I'm outraged" with the Republicans.

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World Poker Tour

I haven't watched much lately, it's always six amateurs at the final table.
High Stakes Poker is the best, with Poker After Dark "Cash Game" a close second.

But last night I speed-watched a WPT episode and this guy beat the odds.
His name is Leron Washington, big Black guy, apparently a boxer by trade.

He signed up for a $20 tourney online, won that, then won the next one and won
the next one and won the next one and suddenly he's in a $10K entry tourney.

Last night, he won that and brought home more than $100,000.
Turning $20 into $100,000 is better than turning water into wine.

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It's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.
-- Mark Twain

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Subject: computer

Hey Bart, I used your tech guy today.
We did two gaming machines - one internet workhorse machine and one laptop.
All of them came out great - everything working much smoother. He sure knows his stuff!

I am glad to have them all working well again.
Thanks
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Diogenes with his lantern looking in vain for an honest man,
Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent family to share their meal,
Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds me of many
Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest
of their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are
brought by storks and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly
because no leader, preacher, guru, or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock
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Leslie Neilsen, beloved comedy hero

I have nothing against Leslie Neilsen, but I was outraged watching the network news last night.

I watched whore NBC and whore ABC heaping high praise on Neilsen - why?
On NBC, whore Brian Williams praised him as "a man who changed comedy forever."

Really? Compared to whom?

When Richard Pryor died, he barely got a mention on the whore news.
Saturday Night Live spent a good 6 seconds on Richard Pryor's death but Leslie Neilsen
is praised by the networks like some beloved president who just died?

And worse was that whore Diane Sawyer, with her fake empathy and her
sing-songy voice going on and on about how funny "Don't call me Shirley" was.

Really?
Compared to the great Richard Pryor?

Neilsen did silly comedy for pre-teens.
Richard Pryor wrote the f-ing Bible of Comedy.

Richard Pryor invented a new kind of comedy - the truth.
Before Richard Pryor, comedians were doing "My wife's cooking is so bad..." jokes.
Then Richard came along and told the truth about human beings and became a comedy legend.

Daman Wayans said it best.
"Every stand-up comic stole from Richard Pryor. And if you
didn't steal from Richard, you're probably not very funny."

Tell me, who stole from Leslie Neilsen?
No-fucking-body, that's who.

Richard Pryor was at least 100 times more influential than Neilsen,
but I guess the corporate suits at Disney and Comcast can't handle the truth.

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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, last issue's mystery city is Barcelona, Spain. The Gaudi Cathedral gives it away....

Tim L. in Sycamore

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Will Obama OK a "hit" on the Wikileaks guy?
He's done that to at least one American.

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Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, last issue's History Mystery is the last Tzar of Russia, Nicholas II,
his wife, Alexandra, their daughters, Olga, Tatiana, Maria, and Anastasia, and their son, Alexei.
Rex
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