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Black Thurs-Friday, December 2-3, 2010 Vol 2618 - Life tilt
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"Obama and his crew have many good qualities. But that list does not include skill and guts at legislative combat with Republicans. They don't seem to really know the enemy or the game they are in, and the president's meager and glancing experience in the trenches of politics has caught up with him." -- Howard Fineman on our very naive president, Link Hey Barack, which of these snarling dogs are you going to win over? Send e-mail to Bart Obama surrenders on taxes
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Bart, I finished vol. 1 a few days ago and there is very little revelatory except his opinions of some of the robber barons such as Rockefellers, sr. and jr and their weird Christian justification of greed. Confederates also did that to justify slavery. There is also an excellent description of his relationship with Grant in the first section. Most of what Clemens reveals has been 'revealed' before so, as a fan of Twain, I await the second volume. I have heard that volume three has the good stuff about his wife's secretary so we shall see. Paul J Paul, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart Click to save wolves Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
Quotes "This is one Republican who would prefer that the former half-term governor promote her reality shows and hawk her books without demeaning the reputations of Reagan and Bush. These great men dedicated their lives to public service and are too good to be fodder for her gaudy circus sideshow. If the party of Ronald Reagan, Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio wants to return to the White House anytime soon, it’s time that Republican leaders started standing up and speaking the truth to Palin." -- Intern killer Joe Scarborough, Link Send e-mail to Bart Thom Hartmann VS Obama Nine minute video Send e-mail to Bart 2010 Holiday Gift
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For the last-minute gift-giver in a hurry - Use these links to order Xbox 360 250GB Console with Kinect Click to Order Features: Xbox 360 console has built-in Wi-Fi to connect to Xbox LIVE, and comes with matching black controller and headset Get off the couch and into the game by using your body as the controller with Kinect Control your Xbox 360 with a single gesture or wave of the hand. Rethugs block school lunches They want tax cuts, goddamit! Link Subject: Perkel is right Bart, Perkel is right. (last issue) This is the worst of the Rethugs. First, Social Security is a Pension! They've destroyed (looted) all the private ones, now they want to rob Social Security as well. Second, tax Employer health care? More will lose it, including me. Third, eliminate tax credit for home morgage interest? That guarantees more home foreclosure, including me. Absolute bastards. This shit has nothing to do with federal deficits. Bob C Send e-mail to Bart t-shirts for sale!
Your shirt will look better - this is Bart's photoshopping skills :) Just $23 Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Or send a check to bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Black only, add $2 for larger than XX size Quotes "You cannot grow this economy, you can't stimulate the economy through government handouts. You've got to do it through the private sector." -- Dick Cheney, who's always wrong about everything, Link Last night on either whore NBC News or whore ABC News, they said that that for every dollar spent on unemployment, the economy generates between $1.80 and $2. Why is that? Because the out-of-work will spend that money today and every time money changes hands, the economy picks up a little more steam. But when you give an extra million dollars to the super-rich, they don't spend it and they damn sure won't hire anybody, which proves we can't get out of this recession by giving more to the people who already have everything they need. If only we could convince Obama. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: re: If I had time to read, I'd have me a Kindle. Bart, you have one. Your iPhone has a kindle app available. Well, if your eyes are better than mine. zenferret Thanks, I did not know that. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Click to Order A modern retelling of 1984, set not in some distant future but rather as a reinterpretation of our current moment. It is as if the magic x-ray glasses advertised in the back of the comic book actually worked, but when we put on Mike's x-ray glasses, instead of seeing through ladies underwear, we are able to see through the American dreamstate to view the abominable distopia beneath. Mike shows us that the horrors are not really hidden, opening each chapter, the morning paper and the evening news trumpet the decay and herald our demise.
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the day, Nightmare Remember that whole mess with Mrs. Bart's demented Uncle Bill's estate? He died in late 2008, and we've been trying to sell his mold-infected homes since then but the minute the buyer hears"mold" he's gone so fast you don't even see his shadow. One problem: The county assessor has his home listed at $800,000 But in reality the property is worth maybe $60,000 and they want us to pay his back taxes on the property for three years - about $6,500. F-me! I don't have $6,500 to give the state of Arkansas, but if we don't pay it soon, the state will seize the property which, by now, doesn't sound like a bad idea. So tomorrow we have to drive to Arkansas and plead with the tax collectors and the assessors to get them to lower the taxes due, but everyone's saying "Good luck with that," so we don't know WTF to do. If we thought we could eventually sell the property, I'd put the $6,500 on my Southwest VISA card and get some miles out of that, but the property value might be in the negative. If the property (just the land) is worth, say, $60,000, that sounds good until the mold people (that sounds funny :) say they need $40K to fix the property so we looked at bulldozing everything but even that'll cost $15K or so - so WTF do we do? So tomorrow we get to drive 5 hours to debate some hard-assed assessors who are going to kick our teeth in and charge us $6,500 for the priviledge. Of course, we could say "Fuck it" and be done with it, but that property was supposed to be Mrs. Bart's inheritance so throwing it away would be kinda sad. She was supposed to inherit a mansion but dementia and mold robbed her. <Big Al Gore sigh...> Maybe the assessor will be a lady I can charm her pants off of :) Wish us luck. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama freezing salaries Hi barrister Bart. Although I am retiring federal government employee, teachers who work for the Bureau of Indian Affairs (like me) do make marginally more than those that are public school teacher. Having said that, there is a wider gap between what my gross salary is and what I actually get to use as net. I have to rent a BIA house, that's automatically deducted like FICA, social security insurance and the like. I must have a newer and reliable auto because I have to drive 360 miles round trip to get medical care (I am not an American Indian and therefore can not be treated at an INS facility just 15 miles away), food prices at the local grocery store are much higher than stores found in urban and the burbs. Gas prices swing around $3 a gallon, 20-30 cent higher than the average, etc. etc. etc..... What I am getting at is that working for the feds is not nearly as great as others (RePukes, tea baggers, at their elk) propagandize. Obama has just dissed a large section of federal work force by freezing their wages. What's next? Freeze or cut back SSDI? Hell, those of us are disabled are just lazzzzzzzy couch potatoes anyway. Starzdust As long as Obama is taking orders from The Bitch & The Boner, you might be in trouble. The super-rich must be coddled and pampered, our president says. If only we had a Democrat in the White House. Send e-mail to Bart Guess the City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is Venice, Italy. Lou H Lou, you can't fool me I know Vegas when I see it. Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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