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Jan 5, 2011 Vol 2633 - Throwbacks
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“Mike Palecek reminds me of Socrates the gadfly who asked unwelcome questions, Diogenes with his
lantern looking in vain for an honest man, Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent
family to share their meal, Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds
me of many Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest of
their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are brought by storks
and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly because no leader, preacher, guru
or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock is ticking close to twelve.”
-- David Ray, American poet, author of “The Endless Search” and
“The Death of Sardanapalus and Other Poems of the Iraq Wars”
Quotes
"If the current society wants to outlaw discrimination by sex, hey we have legislatures,
and they enact things called laws. You don't need a constitution to keep things up-to-date.
All you need is a legislature and a ballot box. You don't like the death penalty anymore,
that's fine. You want a right to abortion? There's nothing in the Constitution about that.
But that doesn't mean you cannot prohibit it. Persuade us it's a good idea and pass a law. "
-- Justive Scalia, saying Blacks and woman have to rights until the old white men withmpower
decide to give them some rights out of the graciousness of their hearts, Link
Scalia, you are one black-hearted son of a bitch.
So, when a minority is persecuted, all they need to do is persuade those persecuting them to stop?
How'd that work for the Jews in Germany in 1939?
How's that working for Muslims living in today's United States?
Rep. Peter King of New York is about to become a modern-day Joe McCarthy by vowing to use
Homeland Security to examine supposed "radicalization of Muslims" in the United States.
"Are you, or have you ever been, a Muslin?"
According to Scalia, that's not a problem for Muslims because all they have to do is convince
racist cavemen like King, Inhofe and Coburn to "be reasonable" and stop oppressing them.
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"If the current society wants to outlaw discrimination by sex, hey we have legislatures,
and they enact things called laws. You don't need a constitution to keep things up-to-date.
All you need is a legislature and a ballot box. You don't like the death penalty anymore,
that's fine. You want a right to abortion? There's nothing in the Constitution about that.
But that doesn't mean you cannot prohibit it. Persuade us it's a good idea and pass a law. "
-- Justive Scalia, saying Blacks and woman have to rights until the old white men withmpower
decide to give them some rights out of the graciousness of their hearts, Link
Scalia, you are one black-hearted son of a bitch.
So, when a minority is persecuted, all they need to do is persuade those persecuting them to stop?
How'd that work for the Jews in Germany in 1939?
How's that working for Muslims living in today's United States?
Rep. Peter King of New York is about to become a modern-day Joe McCarthy by vowing to use
Homeland Security to examine supposed "radicalization of Muslims" in the United States.
"Are you, or have you ever been, a Muslin?"
According to Scalia, that's not a problem for Muslims because all they have to do is convince
racist cavemen like King, Inhofe and Coburn to "be reasonable" and stop oppressing them.
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"There's gonna be politics, that's what happens in Washington. Republicans are going to play
to their base for a certain period of time. But I'm pretty confident that they're going to recognize
that our job is to govern and make sure that we are delivering jobs for the American people and
that we are creating a competitive economy for the 21st Century. Not just for this generation but
for the next one. And so my expectation, my hope is that John Boehner and Mitch McConnell
will realize that there will be plenty of time to campaign for 2012 in 2012."
-- Obama, proving he still has no clue about how evil today's GOP is, Link
I don't like getting this dramatic, but I gotta ask the question:
Mr Obama, if the Bitch and Boner kidnapped and murdered your two daughters, would THAT
convince you they are unreasonable men who aren't looking to find some common ground?
Obama is a smart man but he cannot conceive that they're not like us.
He thinks these creatures can be reasoned with - why?
Look what they've done to America since 2001 and tell me that Bitch & Boner
"will realize that there will be plenty of time to campaign for 2012 in 2012."
How can a man that smart be so clueless and naive
especially after they've screwed him 40-50 times?
After two years of Republicans pissing on his leg,
Obama still thinks it's raining.
What will it take for him to see the light?
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That lavish GOP party
The Party of Fiscal Responsibility?
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Quotes
"What does it mean to be qualified to be president? She is born in
this country and she's the right age. Those are the qualifications."
-- Rick Santorum (R-Man-on-Dog sex), on Sarah Palin's qualifications, Link
So, according to Rick Santorum, Charles Manson
is qualified to be President of the UUnieted States?
Some people might disagree with Man-on-Dog about that.
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"What does it mean to be qualified to be president? She is born in
this country and she's the right age. Those are the qualifications."
-- Rick Santorum (R-Man-on-Dog sex), on Sarah Palin's qualifications, Link
So, according to Rick Santorum, Charles Manson
is qualified to be President of the UUnieted States?
Some people might disagree with Man-on-Dog about that.
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Montel Williams busted for pot pipe
The poor bastard has MS - Leave him alone
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"Huckabee's the only one who has electability and base appeal. Romney has the electability
but not the base appeal, Palin has the base appeal but not the electability, and Gingrich falls
in the middle on both counts. ...Huckabee looks like the GOP's best bet."
-- Tom Jensen, Link
Translation:
To appeal to the base, the GOP candidate has to be the snarling dog screaming,
"That nigger, raghead Muslin wants to rape your daughters and ruin America."
To be electable, the GOP candidate has to be a normal Joe you'd let inside your home.
How can any Rethug be both at once?
Quotes
"We even have some Republicans talking about the brilliance of Michelle Obama's food policy.
When is the need to pander to these people going to end?"
-- the vulgar Pigboy, attacking Mike Huckabee, the GOP's only "electable" candidate,
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Subject: Re: Helen Thomas, your bizarre interpretation of her remarks
Link
Notice no Monkey Mail graphic - he asks a good question.
No psychophants here - call me on something if you think I'm wrong.
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"We
have a new governor in California. Jerry Brown replaces Schwarzenegger.
I don’t know if I trust a governor who’s never done steroids."
-- Jimmy Kimmel
Since he's no longer governor, Musclehead can go
back to being himself.
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"White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs told CNN today that he is leaving his job."
-- CNN
That't the best news I've heard in a long time.
Gibbs has been the worst Demo press secretary I've ever seen - and I'm old.
Christ, Gibbs made DeeDee Myers (D-Backstabber) seem competent (not a compliment)
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Subject: Daryl Issa is full of it
Has anyone from the Obama administration been indicted, no less convicted of corruption related charges?
The most corrupt president of modern times was not W, it was not W's father.
It was not Clinton and it was not Nixon.
It was Ronald Reagan. I don't know how many people in his administration were indicted, but there were
over 20 people convicted of corruption charges, and many of them of multiple counts. I'm not counting
anyone who's case was overturned on appeal, like Ollie North. I am counting those that HW pardoned
before he left office, though.
You can probably do a better search than I did, and find a better source for better numbers than Wikipedia.
But St. Ronnie ran the most corrupt administration since the Teapot Dome scandal.
Republicans need to be called out on this.
sue
I agree - Bush had to pardon Reagan's goons to stay out of prison
but that means the Reagan administration was guilty, not necessarily Reagan himself.
After he was shot, I'm not sure we can accuse Reagan of anything more
than being a brainless figurehead, like he was America's Ronald McDonald.
I wonder what Reagan knew about Bill Casey and the October Surprise?
Maybe Poppy said, "Don't worry, I got it handled" and committed treason
while Reagan did what he always did - delegated and stayed out of the loop.
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Geez, it's almost like they're lying.
I don't think they should be allowed to
sell you "A" and then serve you "B."
Sometimes more government is good.
Subject: birds falling from the sky
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The N-word belongs in "Huckleberry Finn"
The new censored version of the classic book is a cowardly
attempt by Americans to avoid their own tortured history
Link
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Subject: the birds
Last year after the so called oil spill you had some interesting articles writen by some real
people in-the-know who warned that of drilling in the gulf would release dangerous gasses.
None of the big money corporate news assholes will touch this.
Maybe you will. I hope.
Randy
I agree that we are being lied to.
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, last issue's mystery city? It's The Cathedral of Guadalajara, Mexico
was built in 1560 by the Spanish and is one the many beautiful cathedrals in downtown Guadalajara.
Cheers,
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Damn! You world travelers know everything!
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I often give marriage advice to the young 'uns.
Last night I had a dilemma and I couldn't screw this up.
Mrs. Bart is a hueueueueuge Arkansas Razorback football fan
and in 2010, they were having their best season in a long time.
The last time they made it to a major bowl game was 1990 and they were
ranked #8, playing #6 Ohio State in the second biggest game of the year.
It was a slaughter.
By halftime, the score was something like 31-10 and it's tough watching
your favorite team drop balls, miss tackles and generally get stomped so we
decided to switch over to NCIS at 9PM and tape the slaughter - just in case.
I'd check the score now and then, but eventually she drifted off to sleep
in her chair. (She's up at 6:30 for work and it was after 11 PM now.)
So I kept checking the score, which is now 31-23. I tried to wake her,
but she'd be awake for a minute or two and fall back to sleep.
Time is running out, but Arkansas kicked a field goal so now it's 31-26.
Next thing you know, with less than a minute to go, Arkansas blocked a
punt and it was Arkansas at the Ohio State 13 with 30 second on the clock.
We might be witnessing one of the Razorback's best comebacks ever and I
knew she'd KILL ME if I let her sleep thru their finest hour in a generation.
I tired to wake her, she wouldn't budge,
I tried again and her attitude was, "Why are you bothering me?"
Then (Koresh help me) I spotted the water squirt bottle we use on the cats
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gamble and I gave her a pretty good shot in the face.
That did the trick.
She woke up - she was wide awake and surprisingly, she wasn't angry.
As soon as she was awake and aware, she saw the gravity of the situation
and she even thanked me for being sure she was awake for the Razorback's
most dramatic minute in twenty-one years.
On the next play, the Razorback quaterback threw an intercepttion,
killing the magical comeback and all was lost.
Mrs. Bart looked at me and said,
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Who is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart, The mystery man is no mystery to most modern politician who run rip-shod
over our country today. It is no other than the infamous William Magear Tweed aka “Boss” Tweed, a
New York senator and head of the Democratic Party based in Tammany Hall.
He and his cohorts stole an estimated $45 million from the tax payers.
Unlike today’s politician, though, he was charged, arrested, found guilty and died in prison.
This was made possible by something back then known as journalistic integrity and the
New York Times (both of which are alarmingly absent in this age).
Charlie in Belchertown, MA
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