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Jan 6, 2011 Vol 2634 - Ideological leprosy
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"The American experiment is in mortal peril because of the debt we have coming. This is more frightening than even the Soviet nuclear threat..." -- Indiana Gov Mitch Daniels, (R-HJ) Link Hey Dude, how can you claim that AND borrow a trillion dollars to give to the super-rich? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: birds Hello Bart! Happy New Year! So, about those birds. Internal trauma, not external, eh? ha ha Doesn’t that kind of rule out the fireworks AND the weather ideas? Seems to me, that logic would dictate that if it were fireworks or weather there would have been some external damage done and visible, no? Let’s go out on a limb and take into account the large fish kill that happened as well, not that far away. I’m beginning to suspect that perhaps Uncle Sam got his hands on a new Tesla style, directed energy type weapon and had some fun. I’m certainly open to other ideas, but this one seems to fit the “internals ruined, outside just fine, thanks!” shoe, in my opinion…If so, that’s some seriously scary shiz! What’s to say they won’t turn it on some unsuspecting humans of a bothersome nature at some point? Since there is no external damage, they can easily walk away with no accountability. Call me kooky (OK, I’ll do it – I’m kooky!), but this explanation of fireworks or weather just doesn’t add up… Dennis in Portland Another point - it happened at night when the birds weren't flying. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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"I can't tell you the answer to that..." -- GOP rep Paul Ryan, when asked by Meredith Viera to come up with one specific cut in discretionary spending that the Rethugs are planning to make, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Fighting back Hi Bart I believe that Barack and most of the Dems are in the backpocket of the Two Per Cent. This is why things will never "Change", the Big Dog made it work, but he is gone. We are screwed and Barack the repub-light is going to keep it that way. Check out "The Family" by Jeff Sharlet, they control both parties. Joe in T-Town Click to Order Joe, you're my main man, but I can't get into the "control both parties" theory until the Dams start winning half the time. Send e-mail to Bart Open letter to the non-rich Link Send e-mail to Bart Saw it on http://thedailypalin.com Quotes "People misunderstand the meaning of the word corrupt. It's no different than a disk drive that’s giving you some bits that are wrong. I've never made any statement imply wrongdoing of the President at a criminal level.” -- Lying whore Darrell Issa, who told the vulgar Pigboy that the Obama administration was "one of the most corrupt" Link Hey, lying whore, nobody misunderstands the meaning of the word "corrupt" but you. When your disk drive fails, you say, "It's broken." If you had said, "The Obama administration is broken," nobody would be upset. But you outright-f-ing lied while kissing Rush Limbaugh's ass. We're going to make you pay for that... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Helen Thomas Link Want to have a 4,000-year old argument? Send e-mail to Bart Things slow at your business? Maybe advertising would help
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Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Helen Thomas I think you're spot on regarding Helen's remarks. I also have to think that one reason the U.S has never really taken Israel to task on their annexation of land in the "muddle" east and calling it home, is that we don't have a fucking leg, or toe for that matter to stand on. Ask any Native American. Slim Just an old cook in Lowell, MI Subject: Helen Thomas Stick to your guns brother. She's an American institution from Detroit Michigan that just happens to be of Lebanese descent. She's not anti Semite in the least. She just has that bad habit of telling the truth in simple, easy to understand English. Just like that no good trouble maker from just up the road in Flint, Michael Moore. You know, our pal, the most successful documentary film maker in American history!!! Rock on. Danny Detroit. Send e-mail to Bart Made-in-China.com -
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Quotes "If they want to vote their very first vote to take away prescription drug money from senior citizens, to take away coverage for young Americans 21 through 26, to take away coverage for people who have pre-existing conditions—this is the first thing they want to do. If they want that fight, bring it on. That that‘s exactly the kind of debate that we want to have." -- Rep Anthony Weiner (D-NY) today's Alan Grayson (compliment) theangryliberal.blogspot.com Send e-mail to Bart Batshit Bachmann to run in 2012? If so, it's a gift from Baby Jesus! Link Can you imagine a debate between Batshit and the Publicity Whore? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: when will Obama see the light? Bart, You asked “what will it take for Obama to see the light?” It was in reference to Obama's expectation and hope that McConnell and Boehner will realize there is plenty of time to campaign for 2012, and by extension act reasonable and co-operative. "HELLO!!" "FAT CHANCE!!" I don’t see ANY answer for your question. It is unanswerable. No one knows. It may be that nothing that happens will make Obama see the light. It may be that he is so fully and completely into his idealized version of compromise he will never get out of it. It may be that he is getting (and taking) bad advice, It may be that he believes he is taking the high road and will be applauded for it. All I know is I don’t get it, I don’t understand it, it frustrates me and I think he is WRONG in his approach. I dread and fear these next couple years. I’m not seeing the leadership we need. It sure isn’t what I voted for in 2008. Mary Lou They say he's hiring Bill Daley as his Chief O' Staff. Can't he get some advice from someone who's NOT from Chicago? Send e-mail to Bart Geez, it's almost like they're lying. I don't think they should be allowed to sell you "A" and then serve you "B." Graphics from http://www.alphaila.com Sometimes more government is good. Eldrick dropped from the cover of his own video game Link Man, it's gotta suck to be Eldrick... Send e-mail to Bart Homeless man w/ Golden Voice It's the feel-good story of the New Year Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the word police Link Send e-mail to Bart t-shirts for sale!
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VTR Alert If you like Poker, If you like Las Vegas, If you like great architecture, tape NBC's Poker After Dark one of the next three nights. They moved the game to Aria, at the still-opening City Center. On Poker After Dark, when they go to a break, they fade to video shot from helicopters flying overhead and if you think this building looks great now, you should see it in the dark on the Strip wth all the lights dancing and reflecting ....and whatever else lights do. Sidebar: I heard they moved Bobby's Room, the biggest poker game in the world, to Aria so they seem to be making a name for themselves. ...and least in poker and architecture circles. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: FINAL Standings - BartCop's Pro Football Pool BC, Here are the final season standings in the BartCop Pro Football pool during the regular season. Player W-L Record Points MarioInCandenza 135-114 1103 SeaRust 122-127 1048 Dennis in DC 129-120 1030 MudSharks 127-122 1027 Animaux 127-122 1003 Monish 118-131 939 PackerDogz 105-144 829 KingFriday 75-174 510 Thanks to all who played for the entire 17 weeks! See you next season…. Dennis in DC Dennis, thanks for setting that up and congrats to MarioinCandenza Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link I need more history pictures - do you readers have any history pictures I can use? "I have some pictures, Bart" Send e-mail to Bart I could also use some city pictures from America and around the world. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery Who is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, thats a photo of falsely accused Peggy Buckey in court during the McMartin-Buckey preschool trial in L.A. in the late '80s. -John in San Diego Send e-mail to Bart
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