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Wed, Jan 19, 2011 Vol 2640 - Tokyo Joe
  Quote of the Day "The RNC elected Reince Priebusas chairman. 'Reince Priebus' is also the name of a car Jay Leno drives." -- Letterman |
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"I hope that information is wrong and that you will stand by your campaign promises to
strengthen Social Security. I urge you once again to make it clear to the American people
that under your watch we will not cut Social Security benefits, raise the retirement age or
privatize this critical program.”
-- Sen Bernie Sanders, asking Obama to keep his promise and not cut Social Security, Link
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Subject: Ricky Gervais
Hi Bart,
I disagree with your assessment of Gervais’ hosting and roasting of wealthy self-congratulatory movie stars.
I thought it was very successful. 1. The ratings were high. 2. His hosting has given the GGs a much longer
half-life within the news cycle then is normal (heck, even Bartcop mentioned it) and there is no such thing
as bad publicity as long as they spell your name right.
I will grant you a point on Robert Downey Jr.- Jail-Rehab jokes being tired and lazy, but my take was Robert
can’t take a fucking joke, especially in light of all that stuff being so far behind him, but perhaps he was just
giving back. Calling out those Hubbard loving closet-cases Travolta and Cruise was delicious.
Come on bart, any jab at Scientology in light of the fair game doctrine, especially in Hollywood
and PUBLICLY no less, takes balls and deserves a little respect.
Greg K
I'm not going to call you crazy for liking Ricky Gervais any more than I would
call you crazy for liking country line dancing or period movies starring Gwyneth Paltro.
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best
Marty always has good stuff.
Howard Stern vs Publicity Whore
"She
makes me want to vomit..."
Audio
Did
you hear Howard Stern rip Sarah Palin a new one on his show?
Since I know you're a busy man with shit to do and
may not have the 10 minutes
to listen to it all, let me point out the
one thing he says that SHOULD settle the
debate about whether the
crosshairs were inappropriate or not.
Howard basically said, "What if
David Letterman posted a photo of Bristol Palin on his
website with
crosshairs on her face and advised his viewers that they should "go get
her"?
Now you know, I know, and Bob Dole
knows she would
completely lose her shit over that.
Why? Dave would be endangering
her daughter. The whole Stern segment is epic.
Keep hammerin'
Tony the Razorback
Warning:
Stern uses the language most American use, but it's damn well worth it.
Tony, thanks for that.
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but for the most part, this guy undermined the progressive agenda for years. And, let's not
forget how he campaigned against Obama in 2008. Good riddance.”
-- Joe Sudbay, Link
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"We could have used a few more brothers in the house, there's no doubt about that."
-- Micheal Tom Steele, on being the only chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders, Link
Hey Mike, there weren';t more brothers in the house
because you signed up to join the "We hate niggers" party.
...that's why they call you "Tom."
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Ghost Story
Link
Kos Pollster fraud representing self
Crooked Kos teamed up with America's whore media
to torpedo our best fighter so Obama could be president
Link
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"We as Republicans do not control this federal government. The other party does.”
-- liar Eric Cantor, Link
Eric, why are you pretending that President Inhofe
and VP Coburn aren't Republicans?
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"People underestimate me. Can't say it's ever bothered me, though."
-- Rick Santorum (R-Man-on-dog sex), Link
Man-on-dog sex says he's the "underdog."
So Rick, who's your top?
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Backstabbing Kissyface to leave senate
Goodbye traitor, don't let the 30 pieces of silver hit you in the ass
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"There will always be those who slip through the cracks.”
-- Rep Steve King, when asked how killing Obama';s health care reform
would affect the uninsured asnd those too poor to pay for health care, Link
Translation:
"Fuck the poor. I got mine, they can get theirs."
That should be the GOP motto for 2012.
How do we lose elections to these heartless, insane sons of bitches?
"Fuck the poor!"
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Why does Huffington Post Lie?
They say Jennifer Aniston "bares her chest"
Link
Oh Gee, it's soooooo provacative.
We're seing much less skin than a bikini would show.
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...and they let these morons vote?
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"A new poll shows Sarah Palin's favorable rating has dropped to 38%, her lowest ever.
In the wake of the Tucson shooting, her unfavorable rating hit a new high at 53%." Link
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, last issue's mystery city is Hong Kong, looking over Kowloon to Victoria Peak.
In the lower left you can see Kai Tak airport, or what used to be the airport.
Flying into that airport was always a trip. You came in flying right past the high-rise
apartment buildings on the mainland, and landed on the runway built on fill in the harbor.
You can tell it's Hong Kong because you can see the Bank of China building
designed by the famous architect I.M. Pei at the center.
Dan in St. Paul, Minnesota
Jet preparing to land at Hong Kong airport
Creepy, reminds me of 9-11.
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Who is last issue's History Mystery?
Hi Bart, I think those 4 are from left to right:
Moammar Kaddafi, Yassir Arafat, Nasser, and King Hussein of Jordan.
Mary D.
Mary, you are correct!
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