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"They showed up as if they had almost a millimeter of oil in the cloud. And these hydrocarbon-laden clouds – when they reach land – would in fact rain oil.” -- Ira Leifer, a chief mission scientist for NASA, about BP's fuckup creating ‘oil rain’, Link Too bad that oil rain can't just fall on Republican property. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best Marty always has good stuff. Quotes http://rightwingnews.com It was just a year or two ago that Don Imus, the boring old fart, ad-libbed that the Rutgers ladies basketball team were some "nappy headed hos" and was fired for it. Now this Debbie Schlussel slut gets to keep her job after writing that Lara Logan's brutal and sustained sexual assault, "Kinda warms my heart?" I guess America is changing. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: that 'sunset' picture from Cali... Your Bartship, if you take a careful looksee at the picture you will notice the large buds of Mother Earth's Giggle Plants. Did you miss those or simply avoided mention? bikertrash I missed that - thanks. This page usually gets put together at 90- MPH and, believe it or not, there's lots of stuff I miss. Send e-mail to Bart
The Great American War Machine Rolls On Under Obama by Sherwood Ross for Oped News
Subject: page loading problems... Bart, I have had some problems with the page not loading completely like the note from Larry. When it did that, I clicked the “compatibility view” icon that says “websites designed for older browsers will often look better and problems……..will be corrected”. I have the IE 8 browser. Ken Ken, thanks - maybe that'll help some people. Send e-mail to Bart Koch brothers behind WI mess Greedy sons of bitches want more...
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Hey Bart, I didn't get the source, but i read that the end game of Walker's bid to bust the unions was that the Koch bros., friends of Walkers, are angling for a deal to take over the Wisc. power grid at an inside price. If this is true, busting the public unions would be the tip of the iceberg. Just the beginning of the end for Dairyland USA. Tony K Oilmen are super-greedy for more money and more power. Even when they win, they gotta have more, more and more. Cheney & Bush were multi-millionaires who couldn't possibly spend all the money they had - and then they stole the election so they could go to Washington where they could steal many more billions and now the nation is bankrupt. A special shout out to Gore, Kerry and Obama for letting that happen. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. In America, the only way you get people to get worked up like that is to threaten to give them health care." - -- Bill Maher Link "New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for your next prostate exam. That's just a common fantasy of Republican men." -- Bill Maher Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: to add to your God-rant
Bart, you forgot to mention that religions are tax-exempt! Not only do they take money from the sheep, but they avoid paying tax on their "earnings." That's why L.Ron Hubbard founded his baby "Scientology" as a "religion" so that he could fleece the dolts without paying tax. If your government would tax those preaching predators, the USA could balance the budget very fast. Keep on hammering the False Gods Don in Sweden - not so many slick preachermen here.... That's why we get free health care and haven't had a war in 200 yrs.
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"All the bad things that ever hgappened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober..." -- Ozzt Osbourne, Maxim Magazine, march edition Subject: Don't miss a chance to use the "n" word
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Debbie Schlussel wrote: > Wouldn’t wanna impugn the “peacefulness” of “Religion of Peace” animals, would we? > Now, if they were Christians or Jews, well, then there would be comments galore. And you replied... > Wait, all Egyptians are animals? > Why not go ahead and call them "sand niggers," Debbie? Sincerely, Fsbash Looks like someone can't handle the truth. She calls Egyptians "animals" in print. What the fuck do you think she calls them behind closed roors? We are adults having an adult conversation. If you can't handle that, there are many other sites that are safe for children. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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"There's almost a conspiracy of silence if it's an anti-American government. If you're the Iranians, if you're the Libyans ore the Chinese, you are able to suppress your people, and the American government stays quiet." -- Newt, suggesting Obama get involved so the dictators can blame shit on America, Link Hey Newt, that's why you'll never be president. You're a f-ing moron that nobody trusts, especially your third wife. Just think, Newt - America voted for a NEGRO into the White House but there's no way in Hell they'll never vote for you! If you're a racist like Newt, that's gotta suck. Send e-mail to Bart Subject:
Obama has me hopping mad
This remark is up there with Monkey Boy telling us to go shopping after 9-11. Obama: "‘If you’re a family trying to cut back, you might skip going out to dinner, or you might put off a vacation,’ he said. Just before he and the First Fam flew off for a nice luxury vacation in Vail, Colorado. As someone who is struggling -- as in skipping meals entirely, not just skipping service at a fucking sit down restaurant in a resort - and who knows people who are way worse off than I - unable to heat their homes in this bitter cold, fill their gas tanks, pay their mortgages, or eat properly, and are losing tangibles because of wanking bankers - and not a fucking job in sight - Obama thinks that we are all so fucking spoiled and should quit complaining, because there really isn't a real problem. I am flabbergasted that he is so out of touch with everyday reality in the United States of America that he could make such an idiotic remark. I seem to recall that George HW couldn't comprehend that people were facing hardship during his administration, and it cost his re-election. Obama is an incompetent jerk - basically, he's been the third term of the Bush Presidency. Very pissed off, chookie Send e-mail to Bart Why Isn't Wall Street in Jail? They killed our economy, but Obama is protecting them instead of jailing them. Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: just my luck...
Hi Bart, It's just my luck when I'm about to receive my first SSDI check next month, they probably will shut the federal government down. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. :-( John in the Northeast Arizona desert, Send e-mail to Bart Subject: your Hotties Bart - aren't you discriminating against your hetero female fans? Those hotties might work for men and lesbians, but they don't do anything for me. I would certainly enjoy a good looking guy now and then. And, if you insist, they can be fully clothed :) Jo-Ann Jo-Ann, as you might suspect, I have no male hottie pictures. If someone wants to assemble a collection of male hotties, e-mail me and I'll send you the templete. Meanwhile, here's a picture of the senator from Massachutsetts, Scott Brown. Send e-mail to Bart Thanks to Ed K Dirt on Palin Quotes "Even though Palin had Lasik surgery to correct her vision, she still wears glasses to "look smarter." Also, the Publicity Whore didn't support McCain in the GOP primary, saying in a January 2008 email: ‘Huck's a good pick for me, just fyi.'" -- Josh Green and Politico, Link Sarah, you should wear five pairs of glasses. Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com
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