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Weekend-Monday, Feb 19-21, 2011 Vol 2653 - Limp Carnivale
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"You guys are evil. Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home." -- Justin Bieber, apparently a Democrat Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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Subject: Website Problems For the last week, I cannot get your page in its entirety. Nor can I get any graphics or images from your servers, either. (At least, I cannot get the entire file.) My system reports that 10 seconds after any socket is opened to bartcop.com, it is forced closed by the remote server (the Bartcop host.) If that's consistent with other readers' experiences (or worse, intended by your hosting service,) than you have cut off anybody with dial-up connections. If this was not intended, then your servers may be under a Denial Of Service attack from goons out on the world wide internets. Larry I will be sure Marc Perkel sees your e-mail - thanks. Send e-mail to Bart Dishing Dirt on Mooselini Former Palin aides write tell-all book
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Hey Bart, At first, I wanted to get into the Lara Logan (Jessica Lynchesque) matter: Then I wanted to get into the US UN veto issue Here and Here But finally, I decided to just send you a photograph of a beautiful Sierra Foothills sunset instead. Enjoy, I hope this photo will brighten your day in freezing OK. Don, Pillar, Shingle Springs, CA Don, thanks for that. Looks like you get some nice sunsets out there. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Since the Republican caucus has taken over the majority, they haven’t put one jobs bill on. They haven’t done a poor job - they haven’t done anything. These cuts are Republican answers for a job crisis that they created….with their massive tax cuts to the rich, two wars, and big pharma giveaways. -- Rep Keith Ellison (D-MN) not a "regular" Democrat - he fights back Link "If we had more Democrats like Ellison, then Obama and the DINOs would not have abandoned Main Street for Wall Street... and the Democrats would still be in the majority in the House. Meanwhile, Obama's budget is almost as far right as Boehner's. Obama (DINO) is a corporate tool pretending to be a Democrat! The evidence is overwhelming!” -- Kevin Schmidt, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the porn on your site
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"Irony of the Week: Cheney presenting Rumsfeld with the “Defender of the Constitution” award. Seriously. And if that isn’t ironic enough, both Cheney and Rumsfeld were booed by conservatives during the presentation. I’m so confused.” -- Political Irony Link Subject: I'm Callin' You Chicken!
Where ya at Bart? From a guy like you, I thought that I would get something back. You started a rant. I call them conversation. I see now that you are not only an atheist, but you are The Head Atheist. I don't know if congrats are in order, BUT, I will say congrats on your new title. Now, you must answer any and all questions, because you, my fren' are "The Head". You should at least speak to someone who disagrees with you on almost every point? How will you grow by singing to your own choir? If not I, then certainly someone who knows and has a relationship with God. There are answers for all questions. Anyway Bart, if you do not wish to grow; then certainly that is your decision. The vine is strong and there is room for many branches... Your Fren" Jackson Jackson, you didn't see my reply? http://bartcop.com/god-rant.htm I like to debate - let's get it on. I won't even mind if God helps you :) Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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"Reality draws blood when it bites you in the butt, and that's not a pleasant place to bleed from." -- the vulgar Pigboy, still struggling with that oozing cyst on his ass, Send e-mail to Bart Subject:
Why is a crutch a bad thing?
Hey, BC, In http://www.bartcop.com/god-rant.htm you write > "Religion is a crutch for people who can't make it on their own." I'm an atheist, but I don't get why atheists put down crutches. If somebody's got a crippled leg, we wouldn't look down on them for using a crutch. It's logical and practical to use crutches if you need help in walking. I think a lot of people are using religion because of injuries of various kinds. If praying the rosary gets you through another day, maybe it's not such a bad thing. -- Brad I'm trying trying to encourage people to have faith in themselves. Send e-mail to Bart Libya's second-biggest city falls to protesters Link It's kind of exciting, seeing countries get their freedom. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: that Schlussel - - - -
Bart, It may have been a first for you to spell out the c word, but that cunt Schlussel deserves it. I went white as a sheet after seeing one woman say that about another. The public should be demanding Schlussel be fired. Boston Jane Schlussel is the new Republicans personified. Mocking a raped woman is about as low as they can go. Send e-mail to Bart The Ramones - Bonzo Goes To Bitburg
From Wikipedia: Reagan's plan to visit the Bitburg cemetery had been widely criticized because among the approximately 2,000 German soldiers buried there were 49 members of the Waffen-SS. This was the combat arm of the SS, the paramilitary organization that helped run the Nazi extermination camps and committed many other atrocities, including the murder of American POWs. Reagan expressed his belief that the soldiers buried at Bitburg "were victims, just as surely as the victims in the concentration camps." TV Stuff Do you know who Amanda Knox is? Hayden Panettierre plays her tonight in the Lifetime Channel movie. The Knox family isn't happy about that, (the movie, not Hayden) nor is the dead girl's family and the least happy is the Italian government, which has teen prostitute problems. Then Rumsfeld is on Letterman where he'll probably be made uncomfortable. Letterman has turned into, possibly, the best political interviewer in America. The Sunday whores just kiss GOP butt, so they're f-ing worthless, and Jon Stewart tends to be VERY NICE to his Fascist guests - but not Dave. Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com
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