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Tuesday, March 1, 2011 Vol 2657 - Overly stabby
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Subject: Jon Stewart Hey Bart, I did a little research and gathered some clues as to why Jon Stewart does a "both sides do it" dance. He's an employee of Comedy Central which is owned by Viacom Inc. Viacom is controlled by National Amusements which is owned by Sumner Redstone. Sumner Redstone supported Monkey Boy but also gave money to John Kerry's campaign. Maybe Sumner got some complaints from his buddies at the country club about Jon's constant accurate skewering of the wing nuts and sent word to spread it around. Hence, the current shift to the right. But I've been wrong before. Steve Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I think that what is going on in Wisconsin is kind of madness right now. I have been a union member for 30 years and what the union has given to me is security for my family. They have given me health care in a country that otherwise does not provide health care and I think the unions are a very important part of the middle class of America, so I stand strong behind any of the union members in this country and in any other country. All we are trying to do is get a decent wage and have medical care.” -- Some guy who won an Oscar - lost the link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: are we losing tequila?
Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Voters now hate Wisconsin Gov Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: American Idol I'm calling it. Unless Vote For The Worst screws it up again like they did last year, Casey Abrams will win. I'd pay real money to see him perform that Jessica Rabbit song, Why Don't You Do Right (written by the great Peggy Lee) with that stand-up base at The Roxy on Sunset RIGHT NOW. I really hope they let him do the whole song and put it on iTunes - I'd put it on repeat in my car, because that was the best Idol moment I've witnessed in the 6 years I've been watching the show. When he did Georgia, it was amazing, but Why Don't You Do Right was mind blowing. Tally Send e-mail to Bart http://www.redtagprintsale.com/a/BartCop Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 166 shows online to listen to. That's a lot of BCR
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"Did you see where James Carville is one of the new spokesmen for Miracle Whip? You never know what you're going to get when you start dragging $100 bills through the bayous." -- Pigboy, pretending he doesn't pitch products in addition to his $40M a month salary, Subject: What a night!
Got stuck really good in the snow drifts up on Ester Dome this morning because they haven't plowed the road all the way to the top yet. Was going uphill and almost made it all the way to the top when the snow got really deep with drifts and I just couldn't go any further. Backing down just made it worse as I went sideways into a drift. Started digging out when the lights came out and discovered I left my tripods at home! Had to use my window camera mount and improvise on these shots. I finally dug a path out and put the chains on, got going a few feet backwards and then one of the chains came off and I got stuck again but even worse this time. Now I had to really dig out and also repair the broken chain, fortunately I had some spare chain inks and tools. I was up there for 7 hours, and without the shovel and chains I probably would have been up there all night, but the auroras were beautiful! happy. :) Astrocat Astrocat, you do good work. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the abortion debate
Bart, I am so sick and tired of the framing on the debates in Washington. Let's take the abortion debate as an example. When I've been involved in the debate people keep asking, "When does life begin?" Well, it began on Earth around 3 billion years before conception. If you refuse abortion because the fetus is "life," you must clearly also refuse to kill anything -- animal, vegetable, insect, virus, bacteria -- because that's also "life." If, on the other hand, you are trying to define the fetus as "human," it gets a lot harder. Children don't get full human rights until at least 18; does that mean they aren't human yet? On the other hand, if this debate (like so many others in Washington) were to be framed under reality (and, perhaps, even pragmatism) we might actually end up understanding what we're fighting for! Russ People who insist on calling a fetus "a baby" are intentionally being obtuse. Flour, eggs and milk is NOT a cake, but it could be after 40 minutes in an oven. Bricks and lumber are NOT a house, but it could be if enough workers assemble them. But the best argument against the pro-life crowd is - who makes the decision? Either the pregnant woman and her doctor decide - or Jim Inhofe decides for you. I don't want that son of a bitch deciding anything for me because he's insane. Send e-mail to Bart High Stakes Poker
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Subject: Koch-ers Bart: what's even more frightening than the Wussconsin debacle is the castration of the few powers the EPA had left. Prohibiting the alleged environmental watchdog from regulating greenhouse gases (according to the NYT article); what's left for them to do, protect PGA greens from Eldrick's stray spittle? That's pretty scary even to someone who lives north of the 49th. MARIO Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Guess the City Link If you don't click, odds are this'll be your home town and your friends will wonder why you didn't recognize it. Subject: last issue's mystery city Last issue's mystery city is Chicago. You are looking at the "Bean" sculpture in Millennium Park!!! Go White Sox!!!!! Matt Sully Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Do YOU, the reader, have a not-too-obscure History Mystery picture? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? I think that guy's name is Ryan. He was the Rethugs nominee for the Illinois Senate seat versus Mr. Obama. He was forced to drop out of the race because it became known through his exwife that he made her go to sex clubs in Paris. His ex is actress Jeri Ryan (thats why you blacked out 1/2 the pic). His withdrawal led the Thugs to niminate Alan Keyes for the seat when Obama proceeded to trounce in the general election. Keyes was too wacked for this state... You are correct! If Ryan wasn't a perv, history might be different. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, thanks for what you do. Bruce M in West Valley, UT Bruce, thanks for that. If
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