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April 7, 2011 Vol 2672 - Murlonio
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"There just aren't many people who can say they might run and be taken seriously, and I can do that." -- Rand Paul, saying Trump, Bachmann and Palin can't be taken seriously, Link So, after two and half months in office, you figure you're ready to lead the planet? You might be able to fool the idiot rubes in Kentucky but you're not going to win any national races, Punk. Send e-mail to Bart
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Bad Wig looks good in early polls He's second to Magic Underpants Romney Link Excerpt: Donald Trump is gaining ground in the GOP, according to a new NBC/Whore Street Journal poll. Trump, the real estate mogul and TV reality star, has talked seriously about seeking the nomination and idiot GOP voters are seriously taking him at his word, judging by the survey that shows him running second behind frontrunner Mitt Romney in a hypothetical poll of Republican candidates. Romney leads by 21 percent, with Trump and Mike Huckabuck tied in second with 17 percent. Gingrich's slime has 11 percent followed by McCain's swimsuit model at 10 percent. Interestingly, none of these handjobs have said definitely that they're running for president. ...because they know Obama would kick their asses. They're sitting there, making wild charges and hoping for an Obama screw-up, or maybe they'll take advantage of Obama's coming impeachment? Trump has raised a stir lately by joining the "birthers." This has apparently resonated with anti-intellectual handjobs who identify themselves as Teabaggers. ha ha Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Hillary said that Assad's a reformer. Everybody knows Assad's not a reformer -- he's a murderer! Bashar Assad is a murderer!" -- the vulgar Pigboy Butt Rush, he's not in the same league as his father, who killed 25,000 people, which isn't anywhere near the one million-plus that Baby Doc Bush killed. Oh, and why are we friends with Assad? Because he was willing to torture people for Der Fuhrer Monkey. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: horseshit? Since when is making an observation the equivalent of mind reading? And, your outrage over the observation is so over the top compared with any condemnation of the way that McGovern was treated that it's ridiculous. Helen the hater Helen, think about the situation: Robert Perry is an investigative reporter. Funny how he can give us secret details about a meeting in 1980 between those Hezzbollah hostage-takers and William Casey's George Bush look-alike, but when his friend and consortiumnews.com contributor is alledgedly roughed up in public he's clueless as to who sent those "security agents?" Somebody had to sign McGovern's arrest report, but I assume that information wouldn't point to Hillary so there was, apparently, no attempt to obtain it. Why publish information that would clear Hillary when you can imply that she was responsible? Look, you and Robert Perry and Ray McGovern and Randi Rhodes and Ed Schultz and Kos and Keef Olbermann and all the rest are free to hate Hillary's f-ing guts all you want. I just checked - ifuckinghatehillary.com is available. If you snatched that up, I'm guessing you could make a good living from the Republicans and Democrats who hate her. Good luck with that. Send e-mail to Bart Bookkeeping To PJ in Kenosha - I need your e-mail to give you some Bartcop Radio. Catch-Up: If anybody out there is due some BCR and doesn't have access, write to me and explain the situation. If you tried to get in and were denied, write to me so we can fix that. I want all contributors to hear BCR (if you want to.) Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 169 shows online to listen to. That's a lot of BCR
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They say our soldiers on the battlefield won't get paid if the GOP shuts it down. Those Teabaggers are real patriots, all right. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: your site I know you're a loyal Democrat, Bart, but sticking up for Obama and Hillary is not helping your popularity. I still like your fighting spirit, though. Dan in Joseph Plains, Idaho It would figure that, having lost half my readers (and income) for "scorching" Obama in 2008, which never happened, I'd lose the other half defending him in 2011. Send e-mail to Bart Subject:
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Bart, Geezer and the others who agree with him who won’t be voting for Obama in 2012 are making me crazy. It’s not just about the White House, it’s about the Supreme Court. We’ve got 5 corporate whores and 4 moderates on the court now, and we keep getting our butts kicked in 5-4 decisions. In our history, we’ve had courts stop the counting of legal votes so that a Republican could take the White House, decide that corporations are people, decide that money equals free speech, and in the Citizens United case, decide that corporations can (anonymously!) contribute as much as they want to campaigns. We NEED to get control of the court. So Geezer says that he’ll leave his vote for president blank even if it results in President Bachmann. Really, Geezer? Really? Say what you want about Obama, but I don’t hear anyone complaining about his Supreme Court appointments. What kind of appointments do you think President Bachmann will make? Geezer, are you enjoying the work of Scalia, Thomas, Alito, Roberts? You’ll get more of the same from President Bachmann. If we go down 6-3 or 7-2 on the court it could be decades or the rest of our lives before we get a moderate court again. I strongly suggest that Geezer and the others suck it up and vote for Obama. If they can’t stomach voting for Obama, then they can make the vote for Obama but do it knowing that they’re not voting for him but for a moderate Supreme Court. Eric in Orchard Park, NY People say, "If Haley gets voted off Americal Idol, I'll never watch again." but you can bet they're tuning in next week to watch. Let's hope the people who have good reason to be angry with Obama have a more logical, practical mindset when they go into the voting booth. Send e-mail to Bart There is a mostly-harmless virues that's gotten into many of my readers' computers. I say "mostly harmless" because it's just a link to a Viagra site, but I'm getting so many of these every day, and they're from people who I don't want to block such as Mike the Dealer and Rude Rich. I write to them and say, "You have a virus. If you can't fix it, I'm sure my super-tech Jordan could," but I never get a reply to those e-mails. But as time goes by, I will eventually have to blacklist those friends because the frequency of these virus e-mails is increasing. I get several each day from many people. If the virus is somehow blocking my e-mails from getting to my friends, perhaps seeing this on the page will get them to act. I heard from Rude Rich. He said, "Do what you gotta do" in other works, "Blacklist me." See what happens when you try to help a friend? I guess that's why they call him Rude Rich. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: I want Bartcop.com to survive Bart, I read about your fund-raising problems and I'm here to help. I will add 50% to any donation you get up to $1,000. If a reader sends in $50, instead of giving them 6 months of Bartcop Radio please give them 9 months and I'll send you $25. You've kept me sane in some crazy times, Midnight Avenger Update A second reader offered to match donations up to $1,000. We are currently at $1,840 so only $160 to go. Thanks to all who have contributed. OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155
Slappy's meanest SC Decision Ever That's our Slappy - cruel and unusual Link A man did 14 years for a crime he didn't commit. Prosecutors withheld evidence that pointed to his innocence. He sued, won $14M (a million for every year he was in jail) but Slappy decided this Black man didn't deserve that money. Send e-mail to Bart Who knows what today's title means? First three right answers gets 30 days of BCR. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: voting for Obama
I will vote for Obama with a bag over my head and my nose plugged and an air sickness bag. He KNOWs this too, that's why he bends us over a log on every issue. Mary in WA Send e-mail to Bart Obama 'Let The Terrorists Win'
Keef Olbermann is angry again Link This time he's angry with Obama for not trying KSM in New York. The way I heard it, each day would cost over a million dollars in security in NY. Even worse, the trial could take a year and the trafiic jams would be horrendous - for a year! Can you imagine what thre NY press would do to Obama if lower Manhattan had monster traffic jams for a year? I guess Obama could fly a jury to Gitmo - but for a year? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: American Idol Hi Bart, Simon Cowell was such a mean turd that I could never stomach American Idol. However, a few weeks ago I decided to tune in because I was intrigued by the idea of adding Steven Tyler to the mix. Now I’m totally hooked! He’s terrific and he obviously knows what he’s talking about. He’s a bad ass rocker with a heart of gold. -B.L.L. We've all known Steven Tyler for over 30 years but we never got to know him until 90 days ago. I imagine his Q-Score is thru the roof now. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I’ll keep correcting false reporting, but I won’t spend any more precious, limited time responding to personal, vulgar, sexist venom spewed my way.” -- McCain's swimsuit model, lying to herself, Link Sarah Palin can't stop herself from responding to every comment she hears. That'd be like Rush not hurling racial slurs at Black people anymore. Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Made-in-China.com -
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