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April 13-14, 2011 Vol 2675 - Crescendos and Innuendoes
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Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Eldrick I’m still trying to stop laughing at that mental picture of you dancing around in front of your TV yelling "Hex on thee" every time Eldrick took a shot. Dee in NJ Send e-mail to Bart funny how the cartoonists see what the mass media does not Subject:
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Hey, What happened to the guy who does the Survivor Recap? Has he disappeared or stopped writing or what? I pass his stuff around to a few people who watch the show and they are missing his most enjoyable comments (and yours). Dee in NJ You're probably talking about Mike the Dealer. He just missed it this year, maybe he'll be back next year. I can't imagine what he'd be saying about Phillip :) Phillip's strategy is to be such a nitwit and such a tool that Rob will take him to the finals figuring that NOBODY would vote to give a million dollars to such a tool. Odd strategery, there. Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Trump tops new 2012 poll Go ahead, GOP, nominate this idiot Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: grey wolves Regarding the grey wolf. It’s pretty darn confusing. The idea behind delisting them from the Endangered species list was to allow for better management. The cattlemen and sportsmen are convinced that wolves are killing and eating everything in sight, including Red Riding Hood. Game populations have had apparent reductions, although no one has linked it positively to the wolf. They do a lot of good keeping the ecosystem in balance. Remember, they were wiped out by the cattlemen and the sheep men before the government understood how wildlife populations interact. For example, without wolves, deer and elk boldly eat tender young trees along riverbanks leading to erosion, loss of bird habitat, insect population growth, etc. Before white guys got here, Nature pretty much had things figured out. With the wolves de-listed—if that happens—they will be managed by the Montana Department of Fish and Wildlife. They will determine how many wolves can be safely (harvested) shot by hunters. It will take some years before everything gets back in balance. People aren’t very good at caring about species they are in competition with. You see, the sportsmen want the wolves to quit eating elk and deer so the sportsmen can shoot the elk and deer. The cattlemen, well, that’s a very strange industry and I don’t care to comment on it. I like Digby and read her most of the time. She doesn’t live in Montana so I don’t know if she understands about who or why someone would shoot a wolf. I wouldn’t myself—I think they’re cool. Geoff Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I was actually pretty shocked to hear it; I don't think it’s the appropriate choice. Considering that we have plenty of evidence indicating that McChrystal was involved in the cover-up of Pat’s death...he's not the right person for that kind of a job.” -- Mary Tillman, mother of Pat, on Obama appointing this liar to a White House post Link Send e-mail to Bart Sally's American Idol Recap
Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Idol opinion Oh I hope Paul goes. I'm tired of his vocals, sick of his white teeth, and the Holiday Inn lounge down the street is looking for someone to sing on Tuesday nights. I do think Stefano will be in the bottome three again, even though he did a better job last night. As for James, he's still my favorite. I can actually say I voted 3 times for him last night. If you don't vote, you can't complain :-) Jimmy They seem to dislike women this year. (Six men, 2 women left) They say mostly women watch the show and they out-text men 2-1. That Haley gets a little cuter each week - is she legal? Send e-mail to Bart San Francisco-to-Paris Flight Captures Aurora BorealisThanks to Frank P
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Writers write free, Arianna keeps the $300M Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: TV - bad BC, We have not had cable, or any tv reception since 1996. When you don’t watch commercial tv at all, for years at a time, (we use Netflix, buy videos etc.), and you do happen to watch a bit, no matter the channel, network, cable provider, or show, you are stunned to realize what absolute shit it all is; “entertainment”, news, documentaries, even PBS, all dumbed down, sanitized corporate vomit consisting of war porn, sex, and corporate whoring. We didn’t watch ER or Heroes or anything else until we could get it from Netflix, commercial free which is the other benefit. The commercials are worse than the programming. Just a thought Bart, dropping the habit is like a major effective neurological enema. Minnesota Steve and Aletta But isn't that true of everything? Most books are crap, most movies are crap, most e-mails are crap, most snail mail is crap. You gotta sift thru it to find the good stuff. Another thing about TV - more commercials. I watched Jimmy Kimmel the other night and there were so many commercials in a row I hit the DVR and then counted them - there were 21 commercials in a row. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I am pleased that the Congress has hit a single in the first inning on the deficit reduction that they got here as we’re going along, getting a budget for this year,” -- Halet Barbour, Boehner's only friend, with remarks sure to rile the teabaggers Link Send e-mail to Bart Old Business
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