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April 15-19, 2011 Vol 2676 - Everywhere a Sheik, Sheik
  Quote of the Day "North Pacific fish are so unlikely tobe contaminated by radioactivity, there's no reason to test them." -- Ron Klein, Dept. of Environmental Conservation Link So unlikely there's no reason to test? Sounds like BP's excuse for not installing blow-out preventers in their Gulf drilling rigs |
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"When we criticize Obama for failing to present to the American people an overarching narrative
that helps to define for us where the battle lines are drawn, who the good and bad guys are,
and what we should believe in and fight for, this is what we critics are talking about. The absence
of this narrative (and the gaping vacuum that absence has created for others to fill) is one of the
main reasons that this presidency has failed so miserably.
-- David Michael Green, Link
If Obama would stop robbing the poor to give to the super-rich,
he could still save his presidency - but we see no signs of that happening.
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"Republicans exploited the budget mess while a Democrat occupies the White House.
They never advocated fiscal restraint when Bush bulldozed his way into two tangled wars
and tax cuts for the wealthy. How can we take Boehner and his gang seriously?
-- Bruce Ticker, Link
If the Teabaggers had a leader or someone in charge,
maybe a reporter would ask them to explain themselves.
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Subject: Bartcop Radio Show 170
Hey Big Bart -
Enjoyed the travelogue portion of the show immensely.
You should hire yourself out as Bartster, the Vaunted Vacation Venue Evaluator :-)
There are two places everyone in the USA must visit at least once in a lifetime,
and they are Hawai'i and the Grand Canyon. Both places transport one out of the
mundane world; lushly exotic for the former and stark, profound beauty for the latter.
Keep swingin',
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Dude, thanks for that.
I was going to run the pictures from our latest trip,
so I'll include the trip story with the photos.
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Bart, Earth was not put here for our convenience.
We must learn to co-exist with what creatures can be saved.
Why?
Well, because we don't know everything, although, in our self-importance, we think we do.
Those wolves may have a benefit we know nothing about, now.
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NY goes after Poker Players
They caught bin Laden and won all the wars,
we have a balanced budget and a surplus so
there's nothing left to wage but the War on Poker
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If the games are fair and the house pays when you win,
why is New York Obama attacking friendly poker games?
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Subject: birther stupidity
Bart,
All these "birthers" -- now represented by The Donald -- are pushing about Obama's birth certificate.
But his birth location is clearly Hawaii. The "birthers" don't seem to care about McLame, who was
genuinely born outside the US. Even ignoring the obvious fact that Obama was born in Hawaii to an
American mother, these idiots are trying to prove that McLame -- not Obama -- is not a natural born citizen.
To top it off, McLame is a senator from Arizona, the state that is trying to pass the most stringent
birth-based citizenship requirements on presidential candidates. He would not have been eligible
in his own home state!
Russ
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And Obama chose not to punish the thieves?
Jackson family hires Bart's lawyer
Perry Sanders will secure Mom's share of Michael's estate
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Subject: reactors
Bart,
The Navy does exactly what you say with reactors. If it's a runaway, they flood with seawater.
This can be problematic, though. Water hitting a hot reactor generates hydrogen gas, and you get
a big bang that can breach the containment.
What they should have had was a gravity tank (no pump) filled with water and a neutron absorber,
like boron. And a stable place to store spent rods. Lessons learned, I hope.
My protip for handling Teabaggers:
Ask them how that hopey-changey thing is working out for THEM.
Steve in MT
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Sell $31 Of Pot, get 10 Years in Jail
Bush bastards stole $300M per day for years but
Obama said 'look forward' so they got away with it
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice , 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied,
'Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'
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Subject: Speaker Bachmann?
Oh, what a glorious day that would be!
Boehner is far savvier than Bachman and has been around the block a few times.
Bachman is a complete idiot and the biggest threat she'd pose as Speaker would be
that Obama would feel sorry for her and throw her an undeserved bone.
I'd love to see the teabaggers take over the House right this minute.
That would expose them for the pinheads they really are, and pave
the way for a Democratic landslide next year. Go, Bachman!
Joanne from Wisconsin
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Charlie Sheen mention...
I haven't heard Charlie's name in weeks - have you?
In February and March, he was THE hottest news story in the world - bar none.
I think he opened his live show in Detroit, and every media outlet was there.
They claimed (Can't trust the sons of bitches) that Charlie was booed off the stage.
That's catnip for the lying whores who control America's disinformatiom stream.
But THEN, I heard (I wasn't there) he stayed up all night after the Detriot debacle
and re-tooled the act and the next two nights, Charlie got standing ovations.
But the lying whores who control America disinformation stream WILL NOT
report the Charlie-is-a-success story, so now there's a media blackout on him.
Charlie went from worldwide sensation to media blackout in 24 hours.
Isn't that one of the strangest things we've ever seen in our whore media?
Charlie the loser was THE hottest story of 2011, even bigger than Eqypt and Libya.
But if he's "winning!" they refuse to even mention his name.
Charlie who?
What show was he on, again?
America's lying whore media is intentionally distorting the "news" we get.
The TV networks, the cable networks, talk radio and the newspapers - all whores.
If Charlie fails, we get a close-up, ringside seat.
If Charlie gets standing ovations, he's never heard from again.
Moral of the story?
Buck the system and we'll destroy you.
If you ask for 5% of the pie YOU built, you're out of show business.
Keep your head down, say "Thank you, Massa" if you get a paycheck
and America's lying whore media miiiiiiiiiiiight let you earn again next week.
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Idiot Repellant Vol 1
When I first brought Bosko the kitty home at twelve weeks old, my dog Lucy immediately adopted him.
She even let him pretend to nurse on her for a few weeks till she tired of his little teeth and claws.
He's about 2 years old and fifteen pounds now.
We have five other kitties for a future installment of "make my critter famous."
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Subject: No foreskin, no problem
Hey Bart,
It seems the Arizona birther law has been amended to allow a certificate of circumcision
as proof of U.S. citizenship. No word yet on accepting female certificates of hymen breakage as proof.
The bill's sponsor met with Donald Trump over the legislation.
From rawstory.com via Michael Dare
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Last issue's mystery city is Mexico City
Burt
Only two people got that.
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart, Finally! A mystery in my area of interest.
Those two gents would be Arthur Whitten Brown & John Alcock.
They made the first non-stop tran-Atlantic flight from Newfoundland
to Ireland in June of 1919 in a WW I era Vickers Vimy bomber.
Stan in Durant, OK
I wondered why they always stressed that Charles Limbergh
was the first to fly the Atlantic SOLO.
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